I am a weakling, but I am regarded as the supreme holy devil by the righteous people.

I ate something I don’t know what to eat yesterday.

I really can’t remember it.

After getting up, I felt my throat was a little itchy.

So today I gnawed five pounds of chicken feet and let them scratch them.

It's really much better!

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 3911 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

"Come on, come on, take me to a safe place. I'm going to break through!"

Zhang Mo immediately found the Five Rings Venerable Xiao Huang.

Xiao Huang, the Five Rings Master, was a little confused when he heard that Zhang Mo could actually "break through".

Did he hear it right?

How could a man like my father, who is so "bad" and works harder at pooping than in cultivation, still be able to make a breakthrough?

Wait a minute, Dad, are you sure you're not drinking the bath water and ruining your stomach?

You're here to poop!

"hurry up!"

Zhang Mo shouted loudly, and Xiao Huang finally reacted.

Then he immediately took Zhang Mo to his hiding place in person.

There was no way, the only safest place Xiao Huang could think of was there.

Here, Lord Qi Jun nodded slightly as he watched Master Wujie stand up and take Zhang Mo away.

It seems that Zhang Laoba has really gained something!

But why do I feel that the relationship between Zhang Laoba and Master Wujie is really extraordinary.

Could it be that it was really caused by pig blood that day?

Mr. Qi Jun had some vague guesses.

His manly intuition told him that Zhang Laoba had a great relationship with the Temple of Illusion.

This guy Zhang Laoba must be hiding something.

But he won't expose it either.

As long as Zhang Laoba helps him find the secret to becoming a god, everything else is just a minor problem.

"The Lord of the Five Rings has walked away, and the monsters have also hid aside. It is a good time for us to go exploring. Everyone acts separately. As soon as the treasure is found, come and report it immediately."

Lord Qi Jun immediately gave the order.

The temple monks immediately scattered and began to search.

Not long after, good news came frequently.

"My lord, I have found some ancient weapons."

"My lord, we found hundreds of special treasures."

"My Lord, I found a bunch of inexplicable skills."

"My lord, please find an ancient sacred tree."

Mr. Qi Jun in front didn't care at all.

When he heard the word "sacred tree" later, Mr. Qi Jun suddenly looked solemn.

"Sacred tree? Where is it?"

Master Qi Jun asked.

You can ignore everything else, but you must see the sacred tree.

After all, the Lord is always obsessed with the sacred tree. It is said that the Lord has not been able to find the way to become a god for a long time, because he is stuck on a certain kind of sacred tree.

It seems to be called the Golden Tree of Wisdom!

He quickly followed his subordinates to the so-called sacred tree. This was a dilapidated palace that had long been submerged by various plants.

The roots and stems have wrapped around the entire dilapidated palace. As soon as you enter, you can see a colorful tree, which looks very much like a plum tree.

The first time he saw this tree, Mr. Qi Jun thought of the "nonsense" joke Zhang Laoba had just told him.

No way!

Could it be that Zhang Laoba was really reminding him?

Dear Zhang Laoba, you are really...

Awesome!

"Everyone spread out!"

Lord Qi Jun walked to the "plum tree" with some excitement.

If Zhang Laoba really meant to wake him up, then there must be something under this tree.

No way, no way!

The secret to becoming a god isn’t right here!

Pointing to the bottom of the tree, Lord Qi Jun said loudly: "Dig! Even if you dig to the deepest point, you have to dig it out for me!"

…

underground.

Under the leadership of Xiao Huang, Zhang Mo finally entered a safe position.

Xiao Huang's body of Lord Five Rings definitely couldn't get in, so Zhang Mo himself ran all the way to the third underground floor.

To be honest, Zhang Mo felt like he was about to collapse.

If you hold it in for a while longer, it will "overflow" all over the floor.

Rush into the third underground floor and open the thick secret door.

Zhang Mo finally saw the real Xiao Huang.

After not seeing each other for a few years, Xiao Huang has really grown up a bit.

"Dad!"

With an affectionate cry, Xiao Huang rushed towards Zhang Mo.

Zhang Mo was deeply moved and kicked him away.

"Go aside!"

Hurrying, Zhang Mo pulled Xiao Huang's big rocking chair and sat down.

Then he used all his strength and shouted: "Breakthrough!"

The vitality in his body suddenly sank, and Chuan Qi rushed through the Jiao Sea...

puff!

Zhang Mo let out a very long fart.

The lingering sound is very rhythmic.

It’s just a little bit eye-catching!

Xiao Huang immediately regretted that the seal here was too tight.

"Fuck, oh, fuck, my eyes, my eyes are going blind."

Finally Zhang Mo's "breakthrough" was completed.

Well……

It seems that we still haven’t reached Denglong yet. what happened!

Zhang Mo stared at Xiao Huang and said, "Why didn't I make a breakthrough? Did you put other seasonings in the Cang Sheng Water?"

Xiao Huang said with an aggrieved look: "Nothing, not even a foot bath... No, not even any medicine. Dad, is it possible that your qualifications are too rubbish, so even if you have Cangsheng Water, You can’t break through in one go.”

"Fart, pure fart!"

Zhang Mo felt the situation inside his body.

It is true that the vitality is "deflated" halfway through.

Although what you Xiao Huang said seems to be true, this sect leader will not admit it.

"Looks like I still need to take a dip!"

Zhang Modao.

In any case, at least there is hope for Denglong. Much more reliable than any virtual realm divine treasure!

If you think about it carefully, the Divine Treasure of the Void Realm is, at most, a thing left behind by the Void Realm.

Moreover, that Dao Demon guy has not yet succeeded in breaking through.

The current common people's water is what "Red Butt" left behind, so can it be the same?

One failure is nothing, this sect leader has plenty of time to try again.

"Do you still have Cangsheng water? Prepare some for me first."

Zhang Mo asked Xiao Huang directly to ask for it without any politeness.

Is there anything wrong with a father asking his rebellious son for money?

I don’t need any money, but you are a waste of money.

Let's keep it with dad!

"have!"

Xiao Huang was not stingy, he directly brought Zhang Mo a simple vial and said, "It's all in it!"

Zhang Mo looked at the palm-sized bottle and glared: "That's it, you're just sending away the beggars."

Xiao Huang said: "Although the bottle is small, it can hold the lake and the sea. It must be enough for you, dad."

"Yeah?"

Zhang Mo tried to pour a little, and it was indeed more than the bottle looked.

Just then he nodded and said: "That's pretty much it!"

"If there are any good things left, bring me some more. Do you understand this is filial piety? Do you understand filial piety?"

Zhang Mo continued to ask for it, hoping that Xiao Huang would continue to be "filial".

It's a pity that Xiao Huang couldn't "laugh", and his tree face suddenly collapsed.

"Dad, you want something when you come here."

"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up."

Seeing Xiao Huang taking out a bunch of things, Zhang Mo had a smile on his face.

As the old saying goes, if you raise your son in poverty and support yourself in wealth, your father will also grow taller!

Feeling that it was almost done, Zhang Mo touched Xiao Huang's trunk "kindly" and said: "Well done, you bastard!"