Qiao Yanzhou had a pot of prickly pear before, because I did n’t know where I heard that prickly pear can absorb radiation, so Qiao Minzhou put the prickly pear in front of his computer, and gave the pot of prickly pear a very **** name called Xiao. Hairy.

Later, because Qiao Yanzhou took great care of Xiao Mao Mao, Xiao Mao Mao died completely within a week.

Later, Qiao Xunzhou reflected for a long time and concluded that Xiaomaomao must have been shot to death by the computer. He did not feel that there was any problem in pouring half a bucket of Coke into the fairy ball after being drunk the other day.

Then, to this day, Qiao Xunzhou, who can't even feed the fairy ball, hugged a living cat, an orange cat, a super cute one.

And it is clear that the innocent and cute orange cat has not realized how dangerous he is at this moment.

"Let's do it." When he got home, Qiao Yanzhou put the cat on the ground and asked him a question.

The cat ignored him at all.

On the way back just now, Qiao Xiuzhou checked Baidu on his mobile phone while holding the cat. Many people said that many cats can't drink milk, so Qiao Xiuzhou bought a high price of fresh goat milk at the supermarket next door, but as for the others, Qiao Yizhou is really not quite sure about this.

Oh yes, one more thing is accurate, that is, just now on the road, in order to make the cat forget about the past, Qiao Xunzhou also gave the cat a very creative new name-Wotou. After taking the name, Qiao Yanzhou felt that he was just so talented and talented that he was about to fall in love with himself.

One person, one cat, and no words, the half-large orange cat gnawed in Qiao Xuzhou's arms, staring at the front quietly, without knowing what it was thinking, and whether it knew itself or not. It has been abandoned by the owner, and it does not know if it boarded a thief ship five minutes ago, or a hearse is more appropriate.

After arriving at the new home, Wotou still seemed to be on guard, standing at the door for a long time and refusing to take a step inside.

"Come in, I have to take a bath for you, brother." Qiao Yanzhou went into the house and changed his shoes. After losing such a sentence to the cat, he took his mobile phone and went to the bathroom while Baidu Encyclopedia Orange Cat Breeding Guide.

As a result, when I walked to the bathroom and turned over the sink for a long time, the mobile phone didn't hear any movement.

"Brother come in."

"Meow……"

When the originally standing Wotou heard Qiao Yizhou's words, he sat still at the door.

"..."

For the first time in Qiao Quzhou's life, he felt the extreme inconvenience caused by the lack of communication between species. So he had to go to the door again and wanted to carry the nest to the bathroom in person.

As soon as I reached out, I heard an unfriendly tusks.

"Hey, let's get Lao Tzu? Do you really think I'm afraid of you?" Qiao Yanzhou closed his sleeves and sneered, "Lao Tzu is really afraid of you when you return to his mother, you are so bullish!"

So Qiao Xunzhou was so brave and persuaded to the back, and he took the opportunity to put a ruthless sentence: "When you want me to wash you!"

How to do it? Qiao Yuzhou was a little worried, and in the end he struggled again and again to choose to ask the audience in the live broadcast room.

Although these spectators usually make fun of themselves, they are quite reliable when they encounter serious matters.

So Qiao Yanzhou quickly opened the live broadcast software and adjusted the live broadcast classification to the life category, and then directly put the serious nest in the door into the camera.

However, it wasn't until Qiao Xunzhou explained the situation that a pile of barrage came on like a runaway wild horse.

Barrage 1: This time it is actually a classification of life, isn't it League of Legends!

Barrage 2: Is Zhouzhou finally going to broadcast women's clothing! !!

Barrage III: I finally waited for this day! !! Thanks for life!

Barrage 4: Didn't eg win, why did she still wear women's clothing?

Barrage Five: Longevity! !! The anchor becomes a cat! !!

Qiao Yizhou suddenly felt that the idea of ​​finding an audience in the live broadcast room was a tad idea in itself, and it was still the kind that tadpoles must be moldy.

"Can you be serious!" Qiao Xunzhou turned the camera from his head to himself with a look of depression. "Everything can be related to women's clothing. Does a big man look so beautiful in a skirt!"

Barrage: yes, yes, yes

Qiao Yanzhou: "..."

"I told you I'm drinking tonight, and you're making me angry again. I'm going crazy with alcohol to scare myself." Qiao Yuzhou thought for a while, "Maybe only I am afraid."

...

...

Qiao Minzhou suddenly realized that he seemed to be losing his status in his live broadcast studio. When did it start ...

"Friends and friends, I just picked up a cat from downstairs. It sits at the door without taking a shower ..." Reconciled, but Qiao Xunzhou stopped talking nonsense, and moved the camera to the nest .

Wotou yawned as he looked at his big face in the phone screen.

Barrage 1: Cat Suction Squad has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield

Barrage 2: Please try something to please

Barrage 3: This cat is bathed at first glance, and doesn't like to go to the bathroom

Barrage IV: The anchor said two good words to try

Say two good words ...

Qiao Yanzhou pouted.

"Wotou? Baby?" Qiao Yanzhou said carefully and reached out and touched his head.

Meow……

Wouto glanced at Qiao Xunzhou. Although he did not dodge Qiao Xunzhou's hand, Qiao Xunzhou really couldn't see from his eyes whether he was afraid of himself or abandoned himself, but in terms of the temper of cats, the latter The probability is bigger.

"Would you like to take a bath with Dad? Huh?" Qiao Minzhou gently raised his jaw with his index finger twice.

"I'm gentle and won't hurt you."

Barrage Armor: Chau Chau, stop talking! !! The cat will not wash you, I will wash you! !! !! !!

Barrage B: I just wanted to record the "Huh?" !! !! Can't stand it! !! !!

Barrage C: Isn't the anchor set for women's fashion? It's definitely not the wrong script! ?

Barrage Ding: Zhouzhou, I don't care, I will take a bath with you! !! !! I also want to be gentle and painless!

The first few Qiao Yuanzhou did not know, but the last barrage Qiao Yuanzhou knew and was 122% sure that he was a man, with a big waist and fat body.

Sooner or later this broken live room will end.

"Come on and hug you." Qiao Xunzhou's mood seemed to calm down when he saw Wotou, so he reached out and wanted to hug it.

With no movement of his head, he still sat straight. Qiao Yanzhou slowly stepped forward and found that it really didn't seem to reject himself anymore.

So Qiao Yanzhou slowly lifted his head and walked towards the bathroom.

[Eg e-sports club]

"Zi Xing, I heard you recently found a pretty good newcomer on Ya Mao platform?"

Discussions about gmL-related issues have been going on. Coach Chen suddenly turned to the topic and turned to the mysterious newcomer discovered by Gu Zixing.

Gu Zixing was sitting on a chair and was blowing the snot bubble. When I heard coach Chen said that he rubbed his hair a little tired.

"Well ... not a newcomer, Qi Shen knew a little before." Gu Zixing said lazily, and simply threw the baggage directly to Qi Shen.

"Ah? Ah ..." Qi Shengan laughed twice, "I know."

"Where is it good at?"

"Middle singles and auxiliary." Qi Shen recalled, "The game is younger than six years old, and is a fan of Gu Zixing. He has a lot of play in Zhongdan similar to Gu Zixing."

"Like?" Coach Chen frowned. To be honest, the word "Like" in Coach Chen is really not good. Coach Chen only likes individual players. Blind imitation cannot be called strength.

"How similar?"

"You know a fart." Before Zi Shen answered the words, Gu Zixing took the words aside and asked Qi Shen: "Where is it?"

...

There was a sudden silence in the conference room.

Gu Zixing is talking for that Qiao Yanzhou?

Not to mention Qi Shen, even Yao Le was shocked when he sat beside.

Although Gu Zixing has a temper, he usually doesn't speak easily. I vaguely remember that the last time Gu Zixing retorted that they were any manager who doubted that Gu Zixing could play the tr team single.

At that time, Gu Zixing held his face lazily and asked in return: I can't win him, so can you get on?

But that time was entirely due to the personal grudges of Gu Zixing and Ren Manager, but why this time?

How can this Qiao Chengzhou be so sacred that Gu Zixing can protect him like that? Qi Shen wanted to know, and Yao Le, who was sitting beside him, wanted to know more.

"Okay, what you guys say doesn't count. I heard people say he will broadcast" League of Legends "every night, right? It looks like a very diligent anchor." Coach Chen asked.

"Yes." Qi Shen wasn't sure.

"Take a look at his live room and let the person Gu sees me a bit curious about what operations can be done." Coach Chen turned on the computer, copied a series of URLs from Qi Shen, and clicked in.

But the moment I entered the studio ...

"Hey !!!! Why did this cat jump so high and went to the washing machine !!!"

"Daddy, don't you **** dump! Get me out of the water! This is my new clothes!"

"That's my toothbrush !!!"

Coach Chen: "..."

Qi Shen: "..."

Yao Le: "..."

Gu Zixing: "……………… 噗嗤."

The person who made Gu Gu see me, I was a little curious about what kind of operation can be done.

Hmm, isn't it a surprise?

"This position is extremely flexible." Qi Shen couldn't help but admire at the projector.

"Who do you say."

"Cat." Qi Shen couldn't help clapping.

"It's nothing like Gu Zixing's move."

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