How Am I Still Alive?

A blueprint of cabbage was laid out on the table, on which was drawn a design drawing of a battle axe, marking a series of data parameters including the axe, handle, and blade.

Lu Pingan couldn't understand the foreign characters and numbers on it, and he didn't need to understand it. Even the hired "craftsman" Hou Yixi just glanced at it and didn't care.

"It's just a 'key'. If it's really done according to the above, it can only be sold as an antique, just like the best female unicorn condom sold by our association cough cough."

Mr. craftsman, have you exposed something?

As for Lu Pingan himself, he also left all this to an insider. He was just saying goodbye to his battle axe, and seriously considering passing on those "characteristics" to the new battle axe.

[Knight Slavin's Mithril Tomahawk (Black Iron Median Curse)]

[Function 1: The weight of a mortal (lower black iron), you can increase/decrease the weight of the battle ax head at will, up to three times, and there is a gap of 0.1 seconds for each change. 】

[Function 2: The tenacity of mortals (lower black iron), the battle ax is particularly hard. 】

[Enchantment 1: sharp enchantment (lower black iron), there are traces of modification on the blade of the axe, and the blade of the axe is particularly sharp. 】

[Curse: Mortal dullness (black iron median): The holder must exercise combat skills for more than four days a week, otherwise he will suffer the curse of dullness and stupidity. 】

This ax is actually very strong.

Unlike most black iron cursed objects that only have one characteristic, it has two characteristics, and spent a lot of money to find people to make enchanting transformations. In fact, it can be regarded as a small best in actual combat with three practical characteristics.

And its price is only the weekly penance required by a certain "sports god", which really highlights a high cost performance.

Just looking at the panel, it is said that the middle level of black iron has actually reached the brass level, and there is no need to worry about the excessively high "pollution level", which will lead to excessive pollution deepening for users.

"A particularly hard battle ax that can become heavier. This is obviously a battering ram."

This battle ax is very strong, but strong is not compatible with Lu Pingan, and Lu Pingan doesn't like it.

His current tactics and the wave chopping method he currently masters put more emphasis on mobility and are more "light and fluffy".

That is obviously different from the traditional ax technique's demand for a heavy hammer for weapons.

This is a weapon that is very suitable for traditional ax warriors, allowing them to even split city walls and tear trucks, but it is not suitable for the current road safety.

Lu Pingan mentioned these characteristics one by one (except for the curse), and Hou craftsman on the opposite side was stunned (Sister Fang had already left).

"Is it so detailed? Super high-standard rule system? My teacher is not as outrageous as you. I kind of want to ask you to come to our club as a consultant."

He also just casually said that the "contract" basically has a confidentiality clause for the other party's privacy (ability).

".According to your modification plan, the tenacity characteristic may not be preserved, but the enchantment of the ax blade and the characteristics of the axe can be retained, but are you sure about this modification? Just looking at the model, you can see that the hand feeling will be very strange and fragile. And the handle of the ax is too long, it can’t exert force at all, let alone a heavy blow, it will feel very floating when you swing it, and the whole is a bit similar.”

"farm tools?"

"Yes, like a reaping sickle, not a tomahawk."

"Oh, that's what I want. I'm actually a soldier path, not an ax warrior path."

This kind of public information, Lu Pingan can disclose a little bit, and the other party knows more, which is also convenient for him to reform.

"All weapon specialization? Alien specialization? Oh."

Now, the young craftsman understood it thoroughly, and then lowered his head to revise his drawing.

And Lu Pingan is also constantly adding demands, which is the attitude of Party A.

"The main attack method is to rotate, and to increase the force surface as much as possible. The smashing and chopping of the traditional battle ax cannot be said to be completely abandoned, but it can be placed as the second or third priority. Well, don't stare at me, you can't do both. If so, just give up."

"Can the handle of the ax be extended? It's the kind of design template that can be extended by pressing a switch."

"The wooden handle is already too brittle, so it may collapse after changing it? Hehe, that's not necessarily the case. Anyway, I personally like wooden ax handles."

During the discussion between the two of them, the drawing was changed several times, and what was finally finalized was no longer "axe-like" at all.

"...Can this work? Are you not a good axeman? Can it really work?"

"Okay, try card bug. I think it's an axe, and it is."

The final design drawing is no longer a traditional battle ax design. The wooden ax handle can be extended, and the ax head is deliberately lengthened and wide. In all aspects, it looks like a battle sickle.

An ax is nothing more than a tool for chopping, consisting of a metal-bladed ax head with a handle.

Then, as long as it meets the characteristics of "has a long handle" and "a metal blade with a handle", it can be regarded as a battle axe.

"At least, my future professional skills should be recognized."

Lu Pingan saw clearly that he was undoubtedly betting, but his intuition told him that he should have won the bet.

Now that he has used up four ranks, it is unlikely that he will be a part-time ax warrior in the short term. All weapon specialization (exotic) may become the only weapon specialization blessing.

So, how to make the Tomahawk, a standard cold weapon, get the blessing of exotic weapons?

"It's not enough to turn it into a farming tool. The weapons of high-end soldiers are getting more and more strange, but many people's usage is indeed a standard cold weapon routine."

This is a secret trick of a certain big cat, and it is also a routine commonly used by high-level soldiers.

So, there is this "ultra-long war sickle".

And this kind of design idea, the more you look at it, the more it fits the wave chopping method that is mainly based on rotation and rotation.

"Could it be that the ancestor of this royal knight school was born as a farmer, but when he was young, he felt ashamed to fight with farm tools, so he switched to a similar tomahawk?"

Although it was a guess, considering the large number of "harvesting", "swirling dance", and "spinning" movements in the technique, Lu Pingan suspected that this might be true.

That day, the heroic knight who held an ax in one hand and a shield in the other directly opened the door to Lu Pingan's determination to reform.

Just looking at the battle ax being transformed, for this "farming tool", Lu Pingan knew that his specialization in exotic weapons could be activated.

But this is not over yet, just a sickle is not enough, the wave chop method still requires a battle axe.

After more than three hours, the "Tomahawk" has taken shape, but something is wrong.

During this process, Lu Pingan also took the initiative to increase the remuneration by 2,000 yuan, which gave Hou Yixi more motivation.

"can we start?"

"Well, that's about it. Let's start the ceremony."

After reaching the approval of Party A, the craftsman picked up another "drawing", pointed it at the battle ax, and started to activate the "key".

[Brass low-level spell: "A worn-out battle ax blueprint\