How Am I Still Alive?

"Let me go, and I can give you invincible power. I am a quasi-god, one step short of ascending to heaven. If it weren't for the special environment of the 'Ascension Ceremony', it would be impossible for all the secret keepers in the entire city to add up." Stop me."

"Hehe, will this allow me to live until next year?"

Power or something? Can I eat it? Don't always want to fight and kill, now is a civilized society and a harmonious society.

".I can give you the wealth accumulated over thousands of years, and I can make your life like an emperor."

"Haha, will this keep me alive until next year?"

It’s very attractive to get addicted and die, but that’s it. I’m just an ordinary otaku. I need a few dollars to play games and watch anime. Would it be more enjoyable to invite a group of maids to pretend to be younger sisters to play games with me? Uh , It seems that you can try it, can you keep an account, the kind that will be paid after half a year.

".I can teach you the spell of obsession, so that you can have the lover of your dreams. No, I can directly enhance your charm, so that mortal women cannot resist your temptation!"

"Tsk tsk, will this allow me to survive next year?"

Ha, a three-dimensional girl? Not interested is definitely not because you don't want to drag other people down.

".Lu Ping An, don't always be half a year and a half year! I'm telling you honestly, the 'countdown of life' is the price you pay for getting superpowers, it's your own curse on yourself, no one can save you, not even the great The mother of life. You can change the conditions, money, beauty, power, you can let me go, otherwise, after half a year, you will die and I will come out. You, a mortal, must have someone who cares, relatives, friends."

"Tsk tsk, will this keep you alive until next year?"

Thank you for your reminder! I almost forgot.

"Is this not okay? Wait! What do you mean by 'you', you plan to take me away when you die?! We have no grievances or enmities"

As she said that, Chris's voice became smaller and smaller, and she was also in a daze. There may have been no injustice or hatred at first, but if this threat continues, the hatred will become greater.

"Stop making noise! ​​Interrupt me from playing games!"

At this time, Lu Pingan was lying in his small room, locked the door, the computer was downloading frantically, and the TV was playing games.

He is super busy, with game consoles and new games that have been in stock for half a year on the one hand, classic anime and new episodes accumulated on the other, and delicacies that he wants to eat but dare not eat these days.

The ground is already full of empty carbonic acid cans of the "King of Uncleanness". He fried chicken legs in one hand and ice cream in the other, his chin was full of oil, and he would say something really sweet from time to time.

How will a person who will die in half a year treat life?

Will he face the cruel fate with a smile, seize every second to create a bright life, or will he face the cruel fate with a smile?

"I touched it, it's broken, and it can't be rolled! Since everything will be finished within half a year, why don't you live more easily for the rest of your life."

Perhaps there are heroes who are about to die tomorrow and still shine brightly today, but obviously, Lu Pingan is just an ordinary person.

Character and consciousness are shaped by experience and memory. Lu Pingan in his previous life was just a mortal, a salted fish trying to jump but still not jumping out of the pond.

"This ability is great. Although it can't save my life, it allows me to get rid of the pain temporarily, and I can feel refreshed."

"Ha, I don't have a pendulum. I can gain experience by just sitting still. How can it be called a pendulum? I just hang up to collect experience."

So, Xianyulu happily served on the table.

"It's so cool, iced Coke is so cool, woo woo woo, I haven't touched it in half a year, Chris, I really need your help with something."

Suddenly, Lu Pingan stopped, hesitated for a moment, and asked.

"Mortal, what desire do you want? Whether you want power or wealth, I can give it to you."

Chris was instantly pleasantly surprised, this was the first time she was actively summoned by the "master", could she still be saved?

".Speaking of which, I'm quite embarrassed. I do have some needs."

"Hehe, you really changed your mind?! I have seen a lot of greedy desires of mortals. This is human nature and the cornerstone of civilization evolution. Tell me, except for 'half a year', I can satisfy you!"

Hearing this, Lu Pingan breathed a sigh of relief. It's really nice to have a talkative "grandfather with me". I don't know if the other protagonists of the time traveler have also encountered their own embarrassment.

"Great, my desire is very simple, and it's a little difficult to say."

"Haha, no matter how ugly the human heart desires, I have seen it before. You have seen my ritual and my secret realm. It is my greatest pleasure to open the high-sounding human skin and see what monsters and ghosts are inside. Come on, let me See what ugly and dirty desires you have deep in your heart! Human beings are a treasure chest full of desires and greed. Come on, let me see what kind of ugly and dirty things are hidden under your mortal appearance desire."

Lu Pingan took a deep breath, this thing really can't be let out to harm people, I must remember to take her away when I leave, but now, I really ask her for a favor, to meet my uncontrollable needs.

".Well, I'm going to read the book, can you avoid it?"

"What? A notebook? What is that?"

"Chris" looked confused. Is this some kind of new riddle or fable?

"That is the treasure of mankind, it is the tenth art of the new era, and it is the crystallization of love and beauty created by the artist at the risk of going to jail. Okay, I can't make it up anymore, let me show you."

With that said, Lu Pingan turned on the display screen, clicked on the folder being downloaded, and opened subfolders one by one

".Human! %...\u0026amp;%*, play with me,"

A bunch of angry emotions and messy characters filled his heart, Lu Pingan directly blocked it with the authority of "master", and then really clicked on the .jpg, and after a while, he opened the contact line again, and it was really quiet Like the surface of the sea, it has been hung up over there.

"Tsk, it's finally calmed down, mortals and so on, life desires and so on, and I haven't graduated from the second illness, the most annoying thing is this forced binding, it doesn't stop all day long."

In a sense, Chrissy Sauce is already dead. After failing the ascension ceremony, she encountered headwinds and lost everything.

But because Lu Pingan inherited her "world", the secret realm should have collapsed without its source, and that world needed a spirit stabilizer, so it kept its soul, and she became Lu Pingan's possessed spirit grandfather .

It's just that the suggestion of this "carry-on grandfather" obviously has no good intentions.

".Go to hold a sacrificial ceremony, get thousands of sacrifices, you can make the mother goddess happy, and you can gain more life. I really think I am a fool. Do you still say that you have lived for hundreds of years and have been sleeping again? "

Today, the relationship between Lu Pingan and Chris is quite delicate, and in a sense it can be regarded as "living together and dying together".

That is, once the existence of Chris is leaked to the outside world, Lu Ping'an will die, and she will follow the "same life" that will disappear.

And once Lu Pingan is sure that he can't live, he will definitely take Chrissy sauce to go with the kind of "co-death".

But from another perspective, she has completely bound Lu Pingan. She is inseparable from the "courtyard", isolated from the outside world, and has become the only existence in Lu Pingan who can tell the whole truth and question opinions.

"Blood sacrifices, potions, taboo things, Xia Qin's information is correct, and Chris is really a cult leader."

But now, Chris's suggestion is either aimed at killing herself, or turning herself into a public enemy of mankind, and she can't believe a word.

The more she tempted her, the more Lu Pingan became more wary of her.

"Sure enough, this 'Eagle' still needs to endure for a while. Come on your own first, I can't believe her opinion at all right now."

Lu Pingan is a newcomer who has just stepped into the extraordinary world, or a traveler who lacks "common sense" in another world. He really needs a guide.

Follow Sister Xia's arrangement step by step? Too slow, he doesn't have that time.

With the guidance of such a quasi-god-level "grandfather" to help open and hang, Lu Pingan also felt that his survival rate would be so much higher.

But now the master and servant are still in the "running-in period", the kind that both want to grind each other to death

During this period, Lu Pingan didn't want to expose too much of his needs, and tossed the other party to "boil" the other party, so that it would be convenient for them to get along with each other for a long time.

How could a quasi-god look down on mortals? She needed some time to adapt to the master-slave inversion.

Humiliation, teasing, and molesting are the "big meals" that Lu Pingan prepares for her, to help her quickly figure out her current position, figure out who is the boss, and help her vent her inner anxiety and unhappiness. After a rage, there will always be Be sensible, ha, it may be even more explosive.

"She's not stupid. She should understand after tossing around a few more times. It depends on when she really calms down. Then it's time to communicate."

Put away the game console, take out the schoolbag aside, and start preparing for today's homework.

He did show it, but he didn't show it completely. Some things he really wanted to play and eat, and some were just for Chris, who contacted him actively.

Only by asking for nothing and not caring can we have more advantages and initiative in negotiations.

No, she started to make conditions for herself, she was in a hurry!

"Although time is tight, there is no rush to boil the eagle. Let's tease her for a month before we talk. It's also very interesting to see her face that keeps getting angry but can't bite me."

Xia Qin and relevant departments put forward a request for Lu Pingan - "to grow and progress in an orderly and positive way under the supervision of official organizations."

But Lu Pingan did not have the habit of entrusting the future to fate and others.

"... Of the six first-class 'Night Watchmen Training Schools' in this city, only one is public. With my current level, it is basically impossible to be admitted."

If you can't get into the "officially appointed institution" and get more autonomy, it's not a simple matter of waiting another half a year.

Now that Lu Ping'an's actions are limited, he has to report when he goes out to buy food. This is a time limit and he is eager to go out to have fun. Lu Pingan, who is looking for a way to survive, seems to be a matter of life and death.

Opening up the professional materials and teaching materials obtained by Sister Xia again, Lu Pingan knew that he might not be able to handle it in the normal way.

"Three-year college entrance examination, five-year simulation, ten-year professional secret keeper qualification examination questions essence. "

This is really no title party, open the booklet, it is full of words and pictures, it is really a college entrance examination exercise.

A schoolbag of papers, piled up to the thickness of six dictionaries, is just a mock monthly exam for the first year of high school.

"Runner? caretaker? Beastmaster? Don't always stare at those big hits, the one that suits you is the best! How to choose the most suitable starting point for you from fifty-three common paths according to your awakening ability! "

Ha, fifty-three ways? Random calculation, at least thousands of abilities and professional skills? Just memorizing it is not something that can be done in a short period of time. It also requires a variety of practical understanding and experience. It is best to have a professional tutor explain it to you.

"Rules of Survival in the Secret Realm (Beginner Edition): Go out of your way, and you will win until the awakening of abilities. "

You are useless! Lord, you have awakened! What? You also have to enter the exam paper, which is extremely difficult, and you need to answer application questions and situational essays, I %\u0026amp;...%!

These should be classified as fantasy books, with ISBNs and covers, they are obviously tools series of formal publishing houses, and even special "college entrance examination" textbooks.

As a time traveler, I am not good enough in basic theory, even a lot of "common sense" is not good enough, while the other candidates have been preparing for at least half a year, and the special college entrance examination is only a few years away.

"Fifteen days, just flipping through the book is not enough. It seems that we have to find a few more new leeks, preferably the kind of mature leeks that can move by themselves.

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