How Am I Still Alive?

"OK, here is your registration form."

".So simple?"

When Lu Pingan held the successful registration form, he still couldn't believe it.

He just showed his BUFF ability a little bit, and said that he was trying the gardener path, and he got the conditions for passing.

Then, he was squeezed out of the office by the people waiting behind.

".Another support dog."

"Don't say a few words, other people are smart people. Heh, how can we be as stupid as us, with thousands of troops crossing the single-plank bridge."

The strange words of yin and yang spread among the crowd.

This is the lobby on the first floor of the office building. There are too many people queuing up. I don't know who said it.

But from the eyes of most people looking at the people who came out of the "Registration Office of the Logistics Department", Lu Ping'an knew that the "hostility" that Maomao said was probably in a light way.

When the average entrance score of at least seven points in the general department depends on luck, six points in the logistics department are enough, and it is normal to have resentment.

Generally speaking, this kind of "outrage" situation is not the time to be reasonable, and it is the right way to be a talent with your tail between your legs.

The logistics department in front of Lu Ping'an, faced with the malice from the masses, also took the form and left silently.

But this is Lujia Ping An.

".Hey, the logistics department is too boring. You can go to college with an average score of six. It doesn't reflect my level at all."

In a word, hatred was full, and everyone looked at him dumbfounded.

It's not over yet.

".By the way, I remembered wrongly. I also found a relationship to get 1 point for internship, plus 2 points for the first-tier rank. Huh? My average score of five points is enough! Hahaha, it's too easy .”

The boy crossed his hips triumphantly, and in the hall, everyone laughed loudly amidst the stunned eyes.

"Some people, just apply for the exam honestly. I'm going home to play games."

"you"

Finally, someone couldn't stand it anymore and rushed out of the crowd to teach this smug bastard a lesson.

Lu Pingan didn't know if he was the yin and yang guy before, he only knew that those guys must be here, so...

"It's you! Smelly flower!"

As he said that, Lu Pingan suddenly sowed two roots.

The next moment, large red giant flowers appeared on the ground, and in an instant, the entire hall began to be filled with an "attractive" smell.

"Ugh, it stinks!"

"What is this!?"

"Who farted, no, it stinks, who pulled... fuck, who pushed me!"

Rafflesia, also known as carrion flower, is a slightly modified ordinary plant (level 0), so it is very cheap.

But now it is used in a crowded hall, but the effect is excellent.

Once-in-a-lifetime giant flowers bloom, and the stench fills the nostrils, causing victims to run away.

And this is a crowded hall, where can they go?

Immediately, all the people turned upside down, but the instigator of all this had already quietly slipped away.

The chaos has only just begun. At the other end of the hall, it is not known what happened, but the stench and waves of people have already hit.

".This is the child you recommended?"

"Not bad right."

"Indeed, very lively."

While the chaos on the first floor was spreading, in the office on the second floor, someone Lu Pingan knew was chatting with someone.

"...Then as I said before, if he doesn't pass the exam, give him an invitation letter to recruit."

"Thanks."

"You're welcome, it's just a workflow."

Xia Qin rubbed her stiff eyebrows and forced a smile.

Recently, working overtime day and night has really tormented her enough.

But this time, he had to come and contact him in person, in order to get a special admission ticket for his "Guardian". As a result, he lost himself, and was still in front of his past teacher!

The person in charge of admissions, Qian Shuen, glanced down and noticed that the security guards had rushed over and the source of the stench had been burned, so he was too lazy to move.

He looked at the visitor with a delicate mood, not because of the "little thing" in front of him.

This is my former student, the current young backbone special service member, the stupid person I didn't look forward to at the beginning.

Judging from the results, she seemed to be the most promising among the batch of graduates who ate public meals two years ago.

at least she's alive

I heard that in the same batch, the child I was most optimistic about back then is also back, but everyone would rather he never come back

"Teacher Qian?"

"It's okay, when people are old, they always lose their minds. By the way, Captain Xia Qin, I think he probably won't need this special recruitment letter."

Xia Qin smiled wryly, she was also very tangled, she knew that things had changed so quickly.

"...I didn't expect him to take the route of a logistics gardener. The ability of 'plant catalysis' was only reported to me three days ago."

"Oh, it turned out to be a little cunning, you will have to work hard in the future."

Old Qian thought for a while and continued.

"What he said is also very reasonable. The logistics department adds two career bonus points and internship bonus points. An average of five points is enough. It is really not the same difficulty as others. If the logistics department is not short of people every year, All training institutions are robbing people, and this hole should have been gambled long ago."

Suddenly, Xia Qin's expression became very strange.

"Teacher, I just found out today that he has a Tier 1 career bonus."

"Is he bragging? No way, I think he is very sure. No, he is absolutely sure."

Lao Qian is very confident. In front of him as a "negotiation expert", lying is difficult, especially the lies of low-level and ordinary people.

Is Lu Pingan really first-order or close to first-order? Now, it was Xia Qin's turn to be a little unacceptable.

"Teacher, as I remember, it takes an average of one and a half years to go from an ordinary person to the first level."

"This is absolutely true. It is actually not difficult for ordinary people to reach the zeroth level, especially if many talents are good."

After thinking for a while, Professor Qian gave a more accurate answer.

"There are no tricks from the zeroth level to the first level. The evolution from professional skills to abilities must rely on accumulation and waiting for luck. As far as I know, although there are great differences in occupations, if the degree of fit is high at the beginning and the occupation is easy to find , the fastest is about six months. The slowest is about three years.”

"...Lu Ping'an, wake up, it's only been a week."

Now, even Director Qian wondered if his ability to "distinguish falsehood" was wrong, or if that young man had some kind of innate ability to shield him.

Then he laughed.

".The younger generation is awesome, the younger generation is awesome, I am a little looking forward to his entrance exam. I will chat with other professors and focus on taking care of him."

Uh, Xia Qin's expression became more and more subtle, could it be that she had unknowingly tricked Lu Pingan.

——

Lu Pingan, who had been strolling around the ancient city academy, didn't know that he had just passed by his guardian.

"Ugh, it stinks, remember to get a gas mask before using it next time, and keep it farther away."

While complaining, he took out his mobile phone and was going to ask Lei Shuiyun if it was done.

The next moment, he put the phone back again. Unlike the logistics department where there are few people, the long queue in the ordinary department can't be solved in a short while. Calling now will probably get sprayed.

"...hope the cat is okay."

Yes, I hope cats with a keen sense of smell are okay, and I hope that lycanthropy cat people with a better sense of smell than cats are okay.

In fact, when Lu Pingan was running, someone was already shouting in the chaotic hall.

"Someone fainted! Get a stretcher!"

"Why are you so fragile? Are you a beastly newcomer who can't control his abilities? That's fine."

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's so miserable, three beast-like rookies have already fallen."

After more than two hours, Lu Pingan, who was tired of playing, finally got his lunch box and the box-carrier with two big cotton balls stuffed in his nose.

"Pfft? Why do you smell like essential oils all over your body?"

Seeing Lei Shuiyun with a depressed face, Lu Pingan subconsciously took a big step back.

"I have a bastard who detonated the stinky bastard in the hall! Meow was squeezed, and the stench was floating in the nose, and people stepped on me! When I find the bastard who put the gas, I must put him %￥\u0026amp ; kill first, then %, kill in"

For the first time, Lu Pingan saw Mao Mao saying blocking words angrily.

He smiled and comforted Mao Mao, took the lunch box, and was satisfied to see that the package was intact, and the meal should be fine.

Then he made a plan and prepared to remove the big killer "Rafflesia" from the list of spare plants.

".But it's very useful, so, let's use another kind of smelly plant as a backup. By the way, the stimulant smelling plant has a special attack on beast-like abilities. This point must be noted."

Well, now the recommendation seems to be to follow up the data, please don’t raise books, you will die