Hero of the Penalty Area

Chapter 137: Let me tell you a joke

Chapter 137 I will tell you a joke

Chen Yingxiong's goal helped the team win at the last minute, a thrilling 3:2.

Edvard Carter was not very satisfied with the team's performance. He felt that this game shouldn't be so difficult, even if it is an away game, the opponent's strength is far less than theirs.

He was worried that he won the league championship and let everyone relax, so he returned to St. Petersburg and he increased his training efforts.

Everyone has been complained by the training, only Chen Yingxiong is very calm-this amount of training is not on the same level as in the dungeon!

There is still the last round of the league. Those who deserve to win have won, and those who should be relegated are also relegated. There is basically no suspense about the places in the European war.

At this time, everyone is naturally most concerned about the single-season scoring record.

Chen Yingxiong has tied Oleg Villezhnikov's 25-goal record, and there is still the last round of the league. Can he surpass this number and create a new record?

As for the golden boots... Everyone feels that there is no suspense.

But Pavlyuchenko does not intend to admit defeat.

Now the whole team really wants to support him in scoring in the game. If he wants to surpass Chen Yingxiong to become the top scorer in the league, while praying that Chen Yingxiong will not score, he must also score four goals in the game. Big four happy.

This chance is too small.

Pavlyuchenko knows too, but now that we are here, can we escape?

Must fight to the last minute!

Zenit St. Petersburg won the championship, and Chen Yingxiong received a congratulatory text message from Sharapova. Now that Sharapova has reached the final of the wta year-end finals, Chen Yingxiong also sent a congratulatory message.

The year-end finals held in Madrid this time did not have Sharapova's share, but Venus Williams temporarily decided to retire and let her catch the last train.

The former world's No. 1 female tennis player can only play as a substitute this time. In 2007, she disappeared from people's sight for more than two-thirds of the time. The pressure on her shoulders can be imagined.

What about decompression? Sharapova now has a set-throughout the year-end finals schedule, she will often chat with Chen Yingxiong, whether it is a phone call, text message or video.

Every time you chat with Chen Yingxiong, those pressures will disappear without a trace. Even if it was a quarrel, she felt no pressure.

November 11 is a very important day for Sharapova and Chen Yingxiong.

On the night of this day, Sharapova in Madrid will usher in her first final after her injury. For her, this is a major challenge. Before the year-end finals, countless people questioned her, thinking that she could no longer return to the top. This young Russian female tennis player will be ruined by a ruthless injury.

But now she has reached the final!

In Russia, this afternoon, Chen Yingxiong will fight to set a new record. He wants to become the first player to score more than 25 goals in a single season since the establishment of the Russian Premier League, and the first non-Soviet player to win the league's top scorer.

On the day of the game, the two were still talking and chatting on their mobile phones.

Because Chen Yingxiong's game must be played first, it is now Sharapova who is blessing Chen Yingxiong.

There is no encouragement, because Chen Yingxiong does not need her encouragement.

After Chen Yingxiong thanked Sharapova for her blessing, the conversation changed. "I also wish you a championship in the year-end finals!"

Sharapova was taken aback for a while, she didn't expect Chen Yingxiong would actually say such words and take the initiative to bless herself...

"Haining is amazing!" She expressed this humility on her mouth, but the bright smile on her face betrayed her.

"What are you afraid of? It makes more sense to beat a strong opponent to win a championship, right?"

"Well, I'll try..."

"Want me to tell you a joke?"

"Okay, okay!" Chen Yingxiong told her a lot of jokes during this period, making her very happy, and forgetting the pressure and troubles while laughing, she was able to reach the finals of the year-end finals all the way, Chen These heroic jokes are not small.

"Well, you know that mice are afraid of cats... There are three countries where mice brag together, saying that their own country has the strongest alcohol, and no one can convince anyone. In the end, I had to drink and bet to see which country has the strongest alcohol. The British mouse drank two bottles of whiskey and became drunk and unconscious."

Sharapova stuck out her tongue: "Whiskey is indeed a famous spirit!"

"But the Russian rat dismissed it..."

"Vodka!" Sharapova exclaimed excitedly, interrupting Chen Yingxiong's narration. "Vodka is the strongest!"

"Listen to me! The Russian rat drank a bottle of vodka and fell directly to the ground."

"Look, which country is it from in the end?"

"China."

"Huh? What spirits are there in China?"

"Erguotou! After drinking half a bottle of Erguotou, the Chinese rat returned to his cave casually..."

"Haha, Russia will win!"

Chen Yingxiong rolled his eyes and said to his heart, why is this woman so noisy today?

"But soon the mouse came out of the hole. He was still holding a brick in his hand, his face flushed, and his eyes widened, squirting alcohol and shouting: "The cat! The cat! Come out! Believe it or not! Lao Tzu beat him to death!'"

Sharapova froze for a moment, reacted, and then burst into laughter.

She laughed so happily that she finally fell on the hotel bed and couldn't stop laughing.

Chen Yingxiong waited for her to laugh slightly, and said to her: "If you are really not confident, you can drink a bottle of Erguotou before the game!"

Sharapova retorted with a chuckle: "I'm not a mouse!"

"Haining is not a cat either."

"Thank you, hero."

"Thank me so much, just invite me to dinner!" Chen Yingxiong joked.

"Okay! When I win the championship, I will treat you to dinner!"

"Don't tell me, it's on the court." Chen Yingxiong ended the call.

I looked up and saw the ambiguous eyes of the teammates.

Chen Yingxiong is fearless. Brother has practiced now, no matter how lewd your eyes and smiles are, you can't make me feel uncomfortable at all!

What's wrong with talking on the phone in front of your face in the bus? Call yourself and let others envy and hate it!

"Good! Today's goal is to score goals!" Chen Yingxiong stretched out and shouted after standing up.

The teammates behind him pointed: "The hero has a high morale today..."

"Nonsense, I just chatted with the beauty just now. I must have received some blessing and halo blessings. Can I lose my fighting spirit?"

"Damn! Why can't I have such a good thing? Sharapova!"

Chen Yingxiong listened to the discussion of his teammates. He didn't say anything, but walked out of the car with a smile on his face.

Chen Yingxiong's match was ahead of Sharapova's match.

Unfortunately, there is no live broadcast of the Russian league in Spain. It's no wonder that players like Chen Yingxiong and Arshavin are basically unknown to this day...

So Sharapova couldn't see this game.

She still feels a little regretful.

"Maria." Her coach knocked on the door. "It's time to go."

Sharapova nodded, got up and lifted her tennis racket bag.

Heroes have heroic battles, and I also have mine.

The atmosphere in the Saturn Stadium is not enthusiastic.

Even a little sad.

Because the home team has been relegated early. They are ranked 15th in the league, second from the bottom, and will be relegated to the Russian Premier League in the new season.

For this team in the suburbs of Russia, this is a very heavy blow.

Facing a team that has been relegated, does Chen Yingxiong have no pressure to set a new record?

Obviously not.

In their last appearance in the Russian Premier League, the Saturn team is now completely letting go of their burdens, focusing only on the glory of their team, in order not to make the sad enough fans even more sad, this game Saturn...fight!

Chen Yingxiong was pulled to the ground by the opponent's two defenders, only one step away from the penalty area...The commentator had to praise others for their good pull, because if you start slower, it would be a penalty...

This is not the first time that Chen Yingxiong has encountered a "bear hug" in this game.

His height has not changed, but his weight has increased by three kilograms from the 95 kilograms at the beginning of the season, and he has reached 98 kilograms!

For football players, this weight is even enough to affect the player's agility and speed. However, Chen Yingxiong took his physical advantage to the extreme.

But Chen Yingxiong is still dissatisfied with his body...

In his dream, his physical advantage should be able to carry two defensive players and make a surprise attack with the ball...

Of course, it's a bit far away from me at the moment.

"Chen Yingxiong encountered a very tenacious resistance in the away game! Not only him, but the entire Zenit encountered tenacious resistance... Before the game, everyone said that Saturn had been relegated early. In this match, Chen Yingxiong set a new record and it is no longer a problem. ... How can I think that Saturn's stubbornness is beyond imagination! They seem to enjoy practical actions to show all of Russia-even if we are demoted, we can be insulted by you!"

Chen Yingxiong did not want to humiliate the Saturn team, but scoring is a goal he must accomplish. He is not willing to share the honor that originally belonged to him with any points, even the old man who has retired...

This time, he not only jumped up in front of the goal to compete with his opponent, he also frequently withdrew and tried long shots.

In the twenty-fourth minute, the match between Zenit and Saturn was still 0:0, but there was a burst of cheers at the Luzhniki Stadium.

"Roman Pavlyuchenko! His 23rd goal! Only two goals away from Chen Yingxiong! Today's Pavlyuchenko looks very good! The whole team is creating opportunities for him! Neither does he Live up to everyone's expectations and scored the first goal in the 24th minute!"

At the Earth Planet Stadium, on the coaching bench of Zenit St. Petersburg, Ed Volkart already knew that Pavlyuchenko had scored. In fact, he felt that Chen Yingxiong had no suspense as the league's top scorer, so he didn't care about it. But the other coaches around are very concerned-everyone wants to see how crazy Chen Yingxiong can be this season, and how many goals he can score?

This person will always involuntarily make people look forward to him.

Perhaps this is why he is so popular, a guy with an arrogant personality that shouldn't be likable...

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