Here Comes the Immortal Swordsman

Lin Beichen held the phone and laughed for a while, weighing between'replying to a message' and'continuing to play dead'.

　　 finally chose the former.

　　Although he is also worried that the dog goddess Jian Xue Wuming will continue to scam in telecommunication, the more than 500 messages still touched him.

　　 Continue to pretend to die, what if this dog goddess is really in the real world?

　　 Why the gods choose the favored ones instead of rolling up their sleeves to fight in the lower realm, because the lower realm costs a lot.

　　Sometimes, it's easy to come down but difficult to go back.

　　 Just like the beds of many beautiful women, it may not be difficult to climb up, but if you want to get down, you will die.

　　 "I'm fine, something went wrong in the previous paragraph, so I can't contact you."

　　 Lin Beichen's reply is concise and concise.

　　 Almost as soon as the news was sent, Jian Xue Wuming returned in seconds.

　　 Lin Beichen even instantly came up with a ‘girl’s grief-stricken girl holding her mobile phone with her eyes wide open when she saw the news, she was ecstatic and returned to the news in seconds. JPG’ GIF emoticon package.

　　 And Jianxue's unnamed reply message content is--

　　 "You bastard..."

　　 Lin Beichen looked at the phone screen and went into silence.

　　 Then, a video call request came over without warning.

　　 Lin Beichen didn't even think about it, so he hung up.

　　 He instinctively rejects video calls.

　　 Besides, he is soaking in the hot spring now, almost half naked.

　　 clothes...

　　 He looked around and found that the clothes he took off just now had also been taken by Qianqian and Qianqian.

　　 "Connect the video connection, quickly."

　　 Jianxue sent a message without name, with a firm tone.

　　 Then the video call request popped up again.

　　 Lin Beichen hung up speechlessly, and replied: "Is the text communication bad?"

Jian Xue Wuming grunted: "Who knows that the human-faced beastheart Lin Beichen who is communicating with me or another murderer who killed him? I must confirm with my own eyes, otherwise, I will immediately go to the realm, stir the wind and rain, and make the mountains and rivers. Broken, creatures burnt..."

　　 "It's really me."

　　 Lin Beichen said: "If you don't believe it, you can take a test."

　　 "I don't take the test."

　　 Jianxue Wuming is actually a rare prudent and wise, and said: "What if you kill Lin Beichen and merge his memory?"

　　 Fuck.

　　 At this time, she has become smarter.

　　 The video call request popped up for the third time.

Ugh.

　　 is really a dog goddess with a stubborn brain.

　　 Lin Beichen hesitated, and finally connected.

　　 The phone screen paused slightly, and then the other party's screen appeared.

　　 is a sunny blue sky, and you can still hear the sound of surging waves. What appears in the lens is a piece of white and greasy snow and a bottomless ‘ditch’?

Ok?

　　 Lin Beichen was startled.

　　 Before his nosebleeds flowed down, the other party's lens moved up, and then slowly shifted into a dog's head?

　　 Lin Beichen's nosebleed that was about to squirt out immediately went back.

　　 Then the opposite camera moved up again.

　　 This time, on the beautiful neck like a swan neck, I finally saw the face of the dog goddess Jian Xuewuming.

　　 Even though Lin Beichen had seen it once, at this moment, he still felt a sense of overpowering surprise.

　　 The kind of peerless beauty that combines purity and charm, and inverts all beings at a glance, makes Lin Beichen even have the illusion that his brain is blank like hypoxia.

　　 Before he could speak, he saw Jian Xue's unnamed face on the screen of the phone. He immediately screamed and turned off the video call.

　　 Lin Beichen: ∑(O_O;)?

what's the situation?

　　How do you fat four, little old girl?

　　 You want the video, and then hang up after being connected?

　　 Are you kidding me?

"Ahhhhh, Lin Beichen, you are a pervert with a human face and a beast heart, a shameless scumbag, why do you want to take off your clothes and talk to me? Shameless, despicable, nasty, obscene, smelly brother... ah, my eyes Going blind."

　　 Jianxue Wuming sent news of frustration.

　　 Lin Beichen:? ? ?

　　 fog grass.

　　 I forgot to wear clothes just now.

　　 But...

　　 At the time of the first video, you, the dog goddess, was also naked. What kind of pure little fox is you acting now?

　　 Lin Beichen was not convinced.

　　 "This is fair."

　　 He replied, "You used this method in the last video, which polluted my eyes."

"Pollution?"

　　 Jianxue Wuming violently replied to the message, saying: "Do you call that pollution? You, a human-faced, beast-hearted obscene, obviously you are taking advantage of me, hum, I ignore you."

After 　　 said, there was no more movement.

　　 Lin Beichen smiled.

　　 He could imagine that Jian Xue Wuming was furious.

　　 Now, it is a real frank relationship.

　　 There is a back and forth, it is fair.

　　 However, this dog goddess seemed to be on vacation at the beach just now, wearing a bathing suit and holding a pet dog. She clearly didn't worry about my life or death at all. It seems that I was really passionate before.

　　……

　　……

　　 some world.

　　 The territories of the wild clan.

　　 The sunny ‘Kura no Beach’.

　　 The ‘Space Vortex Portal’ leading to different realms is just kilometers away from the coastline.

　　 This is a naturally formed narrow space channel. After the day after tomorrow’s transformation, the gods can be sent to different realms.

　　 These natural seawater vortex passages were discovered, occupied, modified, and profited several times by the Dahuang tribe.

　　 Every time you use it, the price is high.

　　 Ordinary little gods may work hard to reap the value of faith contribution for a lifetime, and cannot afford the price of a space trip.

　　 But even so, there are still many small gods and family warriors in this session.

　　 After all, the farther world, the stronger world, more sect strength, more luxuriant magical herbs, stronger techniques, and...more opportunities.

　　 On the beach, creatures of different shapes and different identities, holding number cards, lined up in four long rows, waiting to enter the teleportation whirlpool gate one by one.

　　 "Bah, scum, pervert, dirty."

　　 Jianxue Wuming was in the third row, spitting blushingly.

Although she is cheated, although she occupies other people’s gods, although she raises cats and dogs, although she likes naked body, although she often drinks and gets drunk as mud, although she is so lazy...but she knows that she is pure and pure as jade good girl.

　　 This is the first time she has seen the **** of the opposite sex.

　　 is too spicy eyes.

　　 Jianxue Wuming cursed, and slowly withdrew from the queue.

"what's wrong with you?"

　　 A warrior of the goddess of the great desert tribe who maintains order came over and said: "Exit now, it is regarded as giving up automatically. Even if you enter the domain portal, we will not refund you."

　　 Jianxue Wuming heart is bleeding.

　　 She looked sad and said: "I have something urgent temporarily... This sister, I know you Elder Hao of the Great Desolate God Sect. She introduced it. Can you accommodate me and refund some fees?"

　　 "Elder Hao?"

　　The face of the goddess warrior changed.

　　 The status of Elder Hao is not low.

　　 is in the clan, but it is called "Elder Ritian".

　　 I have a grumpy temper, I want to make three points unreasonably.

　　 Better not to provoke.

　　 After repeated confirmation, the goddess warrior hesitated and said: "Let's do this, you can only retreat halfway. This is the rule."

"it is good."

　　 Jianxue accepted it anonymously.

　　 After a while, through the Kirin eight-generation superconducting system transaction, part of the faith value was directly returned to her account.

　　 The dog goddess breathed a sigh of relief.

　　 This time it was a blood loss.

In order to be able to save Lin Beichen from the lower realms safely, she really lost her money. Not only did she put up her hard-earned dowry book, she also took the temple manor as collateral, borrowed the usury from the temple of wealth, and worked hard. If he doesn't go back, he must avenge Lin Beichen.

who knows……

　　 The scumbag man, made me into debt.

　　Thinking about the heavy loan shark, Jian Xue Wuming turned black in front of her eyes, almost vomiting blood.

　　 What a miserable goddess.

　　 The family is gone, the money is gone, and I signed a debt.

　　 Now beside her, there is only one dog, one cat and three birds with her.

　　 She wondered in her heart whether she should think of a way to report herself and receive the most expensive reward in the history of the Great Desolate Clan.

　　 After all, the person who stole the [Five Qi Chao Yuan Jue] was herself.

　　 "Sister, the shameless little thief who stole the nobleman [Five Qi Chao Yuan Jue], have you caught it?"

　　 She talked to the goddess warrior.

The goddess warrior glanced at her and said, "No, but sooner or later, catch this **** thief. The reward has been updated, adding 200,000 points of direct faith, 5,000 sacred stones, and various industries, resources... etc. If you catch him, you will surely cramp him, smash his bones and burn ashes, imprison the soul, and refine the eighth."

　　 Jianxue's unnamed big breast trembled, and said, "That's right, I'm not at odds with the thief."

Oh shit.

　　 so cruel.

　　 Then I can’t report myself.

　　 is not as good as...

　　 Put the blame on Lin Beichen.

　　 Sell this old scumbag brother.

　　 can't.

　　 He will confess me.

　　 It would be better to think of a way to unite with this old sleazy brother, to be a big vote and one vote for the wild clan.

Ok.

that's it.

　　 After all, this old stinky brother is actually really good-looking, with smooth muscles, white skin, and that handsome face...

　　 Jianxue Wuming thought about it, and she couldn't help but wipe her saliva.

　　 In her heart, she began to plan.

　　……

　　……

　　 and I pretend to be pure?

　　 Lin Beichen smiled, and thought to himself, at this moment the dog goddess is probably dreaming about Ben Mio's body drooling.

　　 He checked other APP software on the phone.

After 　　 entered the realm of heaven and human, most of the exercise apps have been useless.

[Sword Seventeen] APP is incomplete. Others such as [Basic Swordsmanship Close Three Links], [Advanced Profound Qi Condensing Technique], [Eagle and Swallow Shuangfei], etc., have lost their meaning to Lin Beichen today .

　　 Except for the [Five Qi Chao Yuan Jue], he now lacks a real Celestial-Ren-level cultivation technique.

　　【Sword Seventeen】It works, but it is incomplete.

　　 Lin Beichen thought for a while, probably only went to the Celestial Association, certified his own title, and then received the appropriate exercises and combat skills from the Celestial Association.

　　 This matter must be on the agenda.

　　 is other functional apps, such as [Baidu Netdisk], [Baidu Maps], [keep], [Magic Camera], [Zhenaiwang], etc. After the upgrade, the functions have been enhanced a lot, and they still have great auxiliary significance.

　　 Lin Beichen tried to navigate the earth with [Baidu Map], but failed.

In [Zhenai.com], Poseidon really sent a lot of private messages, but most of them asked for pictures of Xiao Er, Xiao San and Little Tiger. They also gave gifts such as dried fish and bread crabs. Seeing that he ignored her, he stopped contacting her.

　　 The intimacy between the two almost fell below the lower limit.

　　 Lin Beichen was about to reply to Poseidon, explaining the reason for his recent loss...

　　At this moment——

　　 "Master, master, something is not good..."

　　 Wang Zhong, the old housekeeper, hurriedly ran over, staggering, as if he was stabbed by something behind his butt.

　　 Lin Beichen suddenly became so angry.

　　(#→⌒→)!

　　 You dog, can you change a line every time you enter the venue?

　　 It's like a funeral every time.

　　 If I were a web writer, you would have died ten thousand times.

"what's up?"

　　Lin Beichen is very angry and authentic.

　　 "A father-in-law is looking for you."

　　 Wang Zhongdao.

Lin Beichen said angrily: "Who is Gong Gong? Huh? This name is very familiar... Ah, it's the uncle of the Mediterranean, my own person, it is not a big deal for him to find me? Believe it or not, I was surprised by killing you. Dog stuff."

　　 "It's not Gong Gong, it's father-in-law."

Wang Zhong patted this thigh, anxious, and said: "A father-in-law from the palace, with a few aggressive officials, called for you... His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince asked me to report to you in advance, things are not good To do, it has something to do with your going to watch the lively things today. It is said that His Majesty the Emperor is angry..."

Oh?

　　 It turned out to be from the palace.

　　 because he killed a few insignificant Aurora people?

　　 is interesting.

　　 I want to see the attitude of the imperial royal family to this matter.

　　 Lin Beichen walked out of the hot spring.

　　Wang Zhong wanted to wait on Young Master Lin to change clothes, and was directly kicked by Young Master Lin on the dog’s ass, disgustingly said: "Let Qianqian and Qianqian come..."

　　 Qianqian Qianqian waited for Lin Beichen to put on a bathrobe, dry her hair and leave together.

　　Wang Zhong stood on the spot, touching his butt, where there are footprints of the young master’s kick,

　　 He sighed contentedly, and said, "Ah, Master is grown up again..."

　　 after a moment.

　　 Shang Zhuo Garden, front yard, flower viewing hall.

　　 Lin Beichen put on a bathrobe, walked in with a big thorn, his eyes swept away.

　　 There are a few dead eunuchs in the hall.

The first one wearing a crimson gilt official gown, at a glance, he knows that his status is extremely high, his beard and hair are gray, but his facial features are fair and he looks handsome. It actually gives people a gentle and elegant feeling. If you stick to a beard, absolutely Is a romantic old scholar.

　　 In addition, there are several officials wearing purple robes. They are young and varied. They are all heavy and solemn. The faint atmosphere of the upper class naturally exudes. At first glance, they know that they are powerful figures who have mastered life and death for a long time.

　　 These people are all martial arts experts, and their energy fluctuations are not low.

　　 Especially the dead **** in the crimson gilt official robe, his cultivation is unfathomable, like an abyss without a bottom.

　　 "You are looking for me?"

　　 Lin Beichen walked over, sat down on the main seat, took a cup of tea, took a sip, and said, "What is it? Sit down and talk."

　　 The expressions of several people are different.

　　 "Are you Lin Beichen? Did you know that you have caused a catastrophe this time..."

　　 A thin face and slim purple gown official, with an angry look on his face, yelled.

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