Hell's Consort

If you haven't seen the iconic 1996 interview between Cher and Jane Pauley then let us transcribe it for you now:

Jane Pauley: "You said, a man, is not a necessity. A man is a luxury.'"

Cher: "Like dessert, yeah. A man is absolutely not a necessity."

Jane Pauley: "Did you mean that to sound mean and bitter?"

Cher: "Not at all! I adore dessert. I love men. I think men are the coolest. But you don't really need them to live. My mom said to me, 'you know, sweetheart, one day you should settle down and marry a rich man.' And I said, 'Mom – I am a rich man.'"

TO MY FUTURE READERS:

Welcome to this weird world. This is an R-18 Reverse Harem Story with one (1) female lead, one (1) male lead, and three (3) supporting male leads.

I write two updates consistently, and when I feel incredibly inspired, I update three chapters a day.

I want to inform you in advance that the story would be strange and some parts might be shocking to you.

I had some taboo stuff here, and I advise you to keep everything you have read in this novel to yourself or else---

Alright.

I was kidding.

Some readers say that the female lead's decisions are kind of questionable, but in my opinion, they weren't. 

It just proved that all of us don't work the same way because we all have different minds, surroundings, and other experiences, and that's okay.

I didn't bother marking the chapters 'R-18' because they were too many to count, and if you see the Table of Contents with all those tags, you might question my innocent character, so I would rather not.

I had a few minor mistakes on the first few chapters' tenses, so bear with me in the beginning parts.

As you go along, you might notice some of my readers were kind enough to point out some of my 'his/her' pronoun mistakes (please refer to the comments if you are kinda confused, it is there)

My brain is perfectly aware that his = male and her = female, but I don't know why I keep making these mistakes.

It must be because of the switch on POV.

Please understand that I don't have editors, so I edit them myself, and there are times when I still missed a few of them because I was too busy thinking about the next chapters rather than focus on the current chapter.

I apologize.

I wish I could clone myself to mass edit all of my chapters in one go.

I don't want to let other people edit my stuff because I am so anal about my work, so I would do it alone.

My potential editors might question my mental health if they read and edit my chapters, so I don't want that, either.

I also warn you that my sense of humor is 'out-of-this-world as this story so ----I don't know.

Please laugh and support by commenting on 'funny gifs.'

I beg you.

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WARNING: THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEARTS.

TO MY SUPPORTIVE READERS,

THANKS FOR THE POWER STONES. I LOVE YOU!

YOU MAKE ME HAPPY EVERYDAY!

I WILL WORK HARD IN RESEARCHING WEIRD STUFF AND GIVE INTERESTING CONTENT!

I hope you will learn something from this story that could be useful in your day-to-day life.

P.S. SEVEN CHAPTERS MASS RELEASE if you get me to TOP 50 RANKINGS for a week!

STAY SAFE, STAY BLESSED AND KEEP CONQUERING THE WORLD!

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TO MY 'CRAZY RICH' PRIVILEGE READERS,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TRUST AND CONTINUOUS SUPPORT!

YOU ARE ALWAYS UPDATED WITH THE LATEST CHAPTERS.

THANK YOU FOR HAVING FAITH IN ME.

Because of you, I would never write a filler chapter in my privileged chapters because I don't want to break your trust, especially if you purchase my highest tier.

You inspire me to keep writing even if there are times when I felt like lazing around.

MY PRIVILEGED READERS keep me on my toes and made me learn how to discipline myself and work on time management. 

I hope you enjoyed the recent chapters.

I should say that, as much as possible, please refrain from unlocking the chapters that contained *unedited* because it meant that it's still a little raw and awkward.

Think of it as a spoiler chapter, but sadly it isn't the finished product yet, but if you still want to check it out, please do.

The gist will still be the same, but the content might be a little confusing because it wasn't explained adequately.

That's why I still need to edit them because sometimes the flow isn't smooth, and I wasn't satisfied with it.

I apologize. :)

If the *unedited* on the title was removed, then it means that it's done.

Thank you for understanding.