He Woke Up And Became The Actor’s Cat

In fact, Qin Chen noticed it the moment Xu Jian jumped into bed. He was completely awake when he patted his face with a soft pad, and stepped on the pillow to circle his head.

After all, the cat's hair feels itchy when it rubs the cheek near the ear.

The sober Qin Chen didn't open his eyes right away. It was not uncommon for Xu Jian to jump from bed, but it was the first time that he stuck to him like this. While enjoying it, he wanted to see what Xu Jian wanted to do.

Xu Jian bounced on his chest, pulled his face, and arched him with his head. Qin Chen was able to hold back. After all, he was the actor and his acting skills would definitely pass.

But when Xu Jian licked his face, Qin Chen didn't hold back a smile.

There are many small barbs on the cat's tongue. It doesn't hurt to be licked by Xu Jian, but the touch is wonderful.

Qin Chen stretched out his hand to hug Xu Jian, who was stunned in place, and put it on his chest. There was not a trace of the low and dumb voice in his voice when he first got up:

"I caught the milk by stealing your kiss."

While speaking, Qin Chen also nodded Xu Jian's nose with his index finger, with a smile on his face.

Xu Jian never thought that Qin Chen was pretending to be asleep, and he did not expect that he would lick someone else's mouth and get caught on the spot.

Xu Jian, who was held by Qin Chen's hands, looked at him blankly for a while, and finally slowly raised his paw under Qin Chen's gaze...

Qin Chen originally thought that Milk wanted to raise his paw to give him a cat's paw like just now, but the other party covered his face with his paw.

Seeing Xu Jian raising his paw and covering his face, Qin Chen was stunned for a moment, his tone a little hesitant:

"Are you... sorry?"

Burying the cat’s face in the meat pad, Xu Jian said silently, thinking--

He was embarrassed, not only the human face, but even the cat face was lost to his uncle's house.

Seeing Xu Jian's silence, Qin Chen couldn't help holding him and rubbing, and couldn't stop laughing and joking:

"You are a male cat, why are you so shy."

Xu Jian, with empty eyes, retorted in his heart: Even a male cat has a face.

Xu Jian hasn't figured out how he licked Qin Chen just now.

Qin Chen was very satisfied with Xu Jian's current state of being kneaded. After kissing and kneading, he embraced him in his arms and covered his quilt, rubbed his head with his cheek, and said:

"It's still early, milk you will sleep with me for a while."

Xu Jian, who had just taken advantage of others, had a guilty conscience, meaning that he struggled a bit and let Qin Chen hold him.

Then I will reluctantly accompany you to sleep for a while to compensate you...

Xu Jian, whose head rested on Qin Chen's arm, had now completely forgotten why he had asked Qin Chen to get up so early.

With the light of the desk lamp, Qin Chen saw the white cat in his arms narrowing the cat's eyes, very obediently.

Looking at Xu Jian, Qin Chen slipped a subtle feeling in his heart——

Milk's performance and reaction sometimes gave him the illusion that the other party could understand his own words.

After touching the back of the cat, Qin Chen laughed in his heart again, thinking too much.

Many pets can feel human emotions and respond accordingly.

The doctor at the pet hospital also said that milk should belong to the particularly sensitive category. It is also possible that the long-term wandering life forced him to learn to "watch words and colors".

Holding the cat in his arms tightly, Qin Chen felt the thin body under Xu Jian's fluffy and soft cat hair, and his heart was agitated when he thought of the suffering he had suffered when wandering before.

He still clearly remembers the panic when he saw milk for the first time, holding a half of ham in his mouth.

Now he changes the way he feeds the cats every day, but the milk is still lightly picked up, and there is no meat at all.

Qin Chen looked down at Xu Jian, who had already closed his eyes and was about to scream, and decided to have time to ask the famous pet bloggers on Weibo, learn from them, and learn how to feed kittens scientifically.

Qin Chen set himself a small goal in his heart - to feed milk at least one kilogram in the next month.

…………

Perhaps it was the reason why Qin Chen's arms were so warm. When Xu Jian woke up again, it was already eight o'clock. He dumbly heard who Qin Chen was calling.

Xu Jian moved both ears, and after hearing it, it was the assistant who called and said that he would pick up Qin Shen later.

Hearing that Qin Chen was about to go out, Xu Jian instantly became sober, rubbed his eyes with his paws, turned to look at the source of the sound, and saw that Qin Chen didn't know when he had gotten up. He buttoned his clothes with one hand and held it with the other. Talk on the phone while holding the phone to your ear.

Qin Chen put on his clothes, hung up the phone, and turned around. He saw that Xu Jian, who was sleeping soundly on the bed, was awake, and was looking at himself with a pair of cat eyes open.

The corners of his mouth were raised, and the well-dressed Qin Chen propped on one knee on the bed, leaned over and left a gentle kiss on Xu Jianmao's face, and said in a negotiating tone:

"Dad is going out to earn you cat food, milk, can you stay at home with a cat? Daddy will be back this afternoon."

Xu Jian's spirit was lifted when he heard the words, raised his paw to catch Qin Chen's hand, and opened his mouth and meowed twice at him, that means--

Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you come back later, I will take care of myself!

Like an old father who left his one-year-old son at home, Qin Chen was worried, holding Xu Jian to the place where the cat food was placed, with a serious tone:

"Water and cat food are here. You are not allowed to go to the bathroom to drink water like before, know? It’s not clean, I know you don’t like cat food, but I changed a brand. You will eat a little at noon today, don’t Hungry yourself, and don’t mess around at home..."

Xu Jian: "Meow——"

All said I did not go to the bathroom to drink water! I don't have that heavy taste!

Xu Jian felt very helpless, and once again suffered the injustice.

The ruthless actor held the white cat and squatted in front of several cat food bowls, thinking like an old father:

For a while, I was afraid that Xu Jian a cat was thirsty and hungry at home. For a while, I was worried that he fell off the cat climbing frame and fell. For a while, I was worried about whether he would run around while he was away...

It's an inexhaustible heart.

If it wasn't for inconvenience, Qin Chen would want to take his milk to work together.

After finally nagging, Qin Chen lifted Xu Jian's cat's paw, used his paw to press the button of the cat food automatic feeding machine, and said:

"If you are hungry and can't eat enough, just click here, so there will be food..."

Xu Jian felt that if Qin Chen didn't act in a play, he would be very patient and be a kindergarten teacher.

After the assistant called again and said that he was downstairs, Qin Chen checked the doors and windows of the house again, and confirmed that they were closed tightly and that Xu Jian would not sneak out while he was not at home, and then turned around one step at a time and reluctantly left. .

As soon as the door was closed, Xu Jian, who was half sitting on the sofa in a regular manner, jumped on the spot, and jumped off the sofa with a ‘meow’ like an arrow from the string, and rushed towards the bathroom.

He wants to go to the bathroom because Qin Chen has been holding back in him for a long time.

When Qin Chen left, he was afraid that Xu Jian would drink water indiscriminately, so he closed the two bathroom doors tightly, causing Xu Jian to hang a long strip on the doorknob and pull it hard for a while before opening it.

Xu Jian thought that when he was a human, his height was 181 anyway, how could he become a short-legged cat? Every time I go to the toilet, I have to struggle.

It's very angry.

After solving a cat problem in the toilet, I am not afraid of being discovered by Qin Chen this time. Xu Jian was bolder when he jumped on the sink and let the water out. He even had the mood to wash his long beards.

After packing himself up and everything is ready, Xu Jian took a deep breath and walked towards the master bedroom.

Qin Chen's notebook was placed on the sofa in the master bedroom. Xu Jian jumped on the sofa and lifted the closed computer screen with his paws. After several attempts, he found that he was not strong enough to open it.

After spinning around the computer, Xu Jian walked to the other side to cut the gap with his two front paws, and then pulled hard--

In this position, Xu Jian thought he was doing cat stretching exercises.

After trying to open the computer a little bit hard, Xu Jian quickly put a meat pad in against him for fear of closing it, and then went back to the front in an extremely twisted posture, and pushed the screen upward.

At this time, Xu Jian was thankful that the cat's body was soft, and the 360-degree rotation was all effortless.

After the gap was larger, Xu Jian put his head in, kicked frantically on the sofa with his four legs, and pushed the screen up with his head.

Just opening the closed notebook and Xu Jian took a lot of effort, and his head was lying on the keyboard out of breath.

He pressed the power button with his paw, and looked at the start page of the notebook, Xu Jian was almost moved to tears——

Unexpectedly, opening a computer is still a physical task for cats.

too difficult.

When entering the power-on password, because the distance between the laptop's built-in keyboard is small, Xu Jian's pad is thick and wide, and he always presses the wrong keys or accidentally presses too many keys, so he loses several times and prompts him that it is wrong.

When the password error was displayed again, Xu Jian was anxious and annoyed. He raised the cat's paw and placed it on the keyboard, carefully touching the keyboard with the tip of his paw.

It took nearly ten minutes for Xu Jian to lose the keys of ‘qin0811’. He was exhausted physically and mentally, wishing to throw away his awkward pad.

He missed his flexible fingers very much now.

Because there is no mouse, Xu Jian puts the meat pad on the touchpad and uses the meat pad on the cat's palm to move the cursor with difficulty.

Cat meat pads are no better than human fingers. Sometimes the touchpad can't sense Xu Jian's movements, so you have to try back and forth many times.

Fortunately, Qin Shen's laptop is automatically connected to the network, so there is no need to enter a password to connect to the wireless network.

After moving the cursor over the browser icon, Xu Jiansong took a breath, then raised his paw and quickly touched it twice.

After opening the browser, Xu Jian first entered his name in the search box with difficulty, but found that he had not switched the Chinese input method, and had to delete it. He used the two paws to press the ‘shift+Ctrl’ key for input method switching at the same time.

After switching the input method, Xu Jian raised his paw to type his name, and then carefully pressed Enter.

After browsing the search results page, Xu Jian sadly found that he still couldn't find this person. There were only a few entries about himself, and none of them said about his car accident.

Xu Jian did not give up and searched for the words ‘Xu Jian’s Car Accident’, and found that the pages that came out were all news that had nothing to do with him:

It was all a major car accident in a certain city, causing several deaths and several injuries. The XX Transportation Bureau reminded the general public to pay attention to driving safety on rainy days and not to speed.

There was even news about a car accident on a rural road that caused a car accident to turn into a field dam because farmers were overloaded with corn, but there was no news about the car accident in Xu Jian.

Xu Jian tried several key words repeatedly, and even searched for "Xu Jian passed away". After nearly an hour of tossing, he found nothing.

Finally, Xu Jian frowned and looked at the computer screen, puzzled--

Now that the Internet is so developed, how can there be no information about his car accident?

It was as if the accident in his car had never happened, it was his own dream.

If it weren’t for the memory of the previous twenty years, Xu Jian would wonder for a moment whether he was born a cat and never became a human...

As if a pair of invisible hands grabbed his heart, Xu Jian was flustered inexplicably.

The battery life of the notebook is not strong. Xu Jian realizes that he can't complete the difficult action of charging the notebook independently, so he stabilized his fast heartbeat, and clicked on the penguin icon on the desktop after exiting the browser.

Although a letter is more convenient now, its computer version has a very tricky setting, that is, you need to scan the code with your mobile phone to log in on the computer. For this reason, my friend Chen Doudou has spit out with Xu Jian N times——

If I have a mobile phone and can scan the code, why should I still register your computer version? Is it inconvenient for him to type on his mobile phone?

Xu Jian feels right now-if I have a mobile phone, would it be so hard?

No matter how he thought, it was impossible for Qin Shen to let him own a mobile phone with a cat, and it was still a smart phone that could scan codes.

While spitting out a certain letter in his heart, Xu Jian entered his penguin number and password. With previous experience, he is now typing much faster, and he can almost use a claw bullet.

Just be careful not to damage Qin Chen's laptop keyboard with sharp claws.

Because it was a remote login, Penguin also asked Xu Jian to drag the tiles to verify his identity. At this stage, he tossed for a few minutes before successfully boarding his account.

As soon as the login was successful, the message prompt sounded continuously. Xu Jian saw that, except for some group messages, they were all sent by Chen Doudou and his uncle:

Uncle: [The grapes in Xiaojian's house are ripe. I will pick you a box of the best and send it over. Remember to sign for it. 】

[Are you busy filming recently? Wechat did not return to you, and the phone was turned off. When you are free, I will reply to my uncle so that I can rest assured. 】

This message was sent two days ago.

Chen Doudou:

[Erjian, what's the matter with you? If you don't answer the call or WeChat, you will abandon me when you cancel the contract and go home? Let's say that I will come to you when my contract expires next year, don't forget! 】

【Are you home yet? Just squeak before you...]

[Today I sent a box of grapes from your hometown. The recipient is you. Why did your uncle send things here? He doesn't know you terminated the contract? You didn't go home? Where are you now? 】

Chen Doudou sent him a dozen messages one after another, the most recent one was this morning, saying that the grapes have arrived.

Chen Doudou and Xu Jian belonged to a brokerage company. They were two years younger than him. They signed the company more than a year later. The company arranged for them to live in a dormitory. They both had the same illness and felt sorry for each other.

The same situation made the two of them quickly become each other's best friends, and they went home to farm together after they met on the day of Xu Jian's termination.

Seeing the news about Chen Doudou, Xu Jian felt warm, and at the same time let go of his heart——

He was really a human, not his illusion.

But I just don't know what went wrong. No one else knows about his car accident. His uncle thought he was still in the company, and Chen Doudou thought he had gone home.

Could it be Schrodinger’s car accident?

Or is it because he became a cat and the accident was erased? Where did his body go?

Thinking of this, Xu Jian looked down and looked at the black cat hair on his left front leg that just corresponded to the mole on his previous wrist, and he had a faint guess in his heart——

Could it be said that I did not wear my soul to this cat, but turned my body into a cat?

Xu Jian frowned and flicked his tail unconsciously.

Things seem to be a lot trickier than he thought.

He used to think that as long as he finds his own body, he might know how to find a way to become a human being, but now it seems that this path does not work...

After shaking his head, letting go of what was in his mind for the time being, Xu Jian decided to solve the top priority first.

First, he briefly returned to his uncle Liu Dingxiang, saying that he is very good. Recently, he is busy with filming and has no time to look at his mobile phone, so he can rest assured.

After sending the message to Liu Dingxiang, Xu Jian's cat's claw was sour because of typing. After shaking his leg hard, he returned a shorter message to Chen Doudou:

【squeak--】

The author has something to say:

Chen Doudou: Just scream when you are there! !

Jian Miao: Zhi——

Chen Doudou: ...Do you have cat cakes?

Jian Miao: Yes, I am a cat now.

Chen Doudou:...

Officer Qin Shovel Shit: I want to be cute!