Guard With a Knife

Lao Du and his wife came to the United States for tourism. They made an appointment with their prospective daughter-in-law and prospective in-laws to visit Yellowstone Park.

In fact, I still want to get closer to each other.

Ms. Lan Fei really had a headache for her stubborn father-in-law, especially when she knew that he suspected that her son was gay, she almost collapsed.

The whole world is saying that my son is a playboy and that he is causing harm to Hollywood, but you actually say that he has no interest in women?

If he hadn't been interested in women, I wouldn't have been frightened on New Year's Eve.

His interest in women is very strong.

After seeing the Miami beach volleyball incident in the media, Ms. Lan Fei's skin tightened subconsciously. She always felt that things were not that simple.

So, before Duggar went to training camp to practice ball the next day, she secretly ran to the garage to give her son some advice.

"Don't go around messing around. We are all from traditional families and we can't corrupt our morals."

The sudden reminder from the Queen of Sweet Song made Doug puzzled. He felt a little guilty but also forced himself: "What's wrong?"

"Let me tell you, American girls are very open-minded. Don't join in with them. They can do shameful things with you today, and they can do those shameful things with you tomorrow... So, from now on, you can live peacefully with Weiwei. Live a good life individually, okay?”

Forehead….

The puppy's expression was dull, but inside he was panicking: Does mom know something? Did he put a bug on me?

"Look at this girl named Emma Roberts. What did she say in her tweet last night? What about 'I really want to use my legs to measure your waist?' and whatnot." Jia Xue, I want to pinch you too'... Is this what a big girl should say in public?"

The Queen of Sweet Song became more and more angry as she spoke. She could not accept such open remarks, and it was still on a public platform.

Doug subconsciously said: "How do you know he is talking about me? This is freedom of speech."

"You think I'm blind." The Queen of Sweet Song immediately took out her mobile phone, and she skillfully showed it to Du Ge: "Look, the words below are all your pictures. Look at the comments below, everyone knows it. OK."

Forehead…….

The facts were in front of him, and Duge was really speechless.

However, he discovered a detail, that is, the Queen of Sweet Songs’ Twitter followers were all duchess. Oh my god, is this going behind enemy lines to get first-hand information?

What a horrible woman.

Duger sighed with lingering fear, then got into the car and left quickly.

…

Dugger stayed in Los Angeles until the end of July. He has been busy recording a new album, filming movies, and doing some TV shows. By the way, he also went to Nevada to hold a solo concert.

Even the media is calling him busy as Superman, because no NBA star has ever had more intensive offseason activities than him.

In fact, what people don’t know is that other than being busy during the day. At night, he also had to shuttle to the presidential suites of major luxury hotels in Los Angeles.

No way, with great power comes great responsibility.

He always has to give some comfort to the female celebrities who take the time to come to Los Angeles to meet him. This is his responsibility as a man.

Recently, the biggest news in the basketball circle is that Kobe Bryant and Snoop Dou were interviewed by the Corden Show at the same time. In that damn truth or dare segment, the host asked Kobe Bryant to rank the strongest active players. order of three people.

He barely hesitated: Snoop, Kobe, LeBron.

This caused an uproar.

Because this is the first time Bryant has publicly admitted that others are better than him.

Many media couldn't help but say that Bryant had changed. In order to get Snoopy, he even gave up his previous label of "all-powerful".

O'Neal even said sourly on TV: "Kobe Bryant has become a completely different person in order to win more championships."

But actually, the weird thing is.

The Lakers have not had any substantive contact with the Bulls recently. Instead, they became the first NBA team to complete a trade during the offseason. They couldn't wait to reach a deal with the Suns on July 11. They used an 8.9 million trade exception, first-round picks in 2013 and 2015, second-round picks in 2013 and 2014, and some cash in exchange for two-time MVP point guard Steve Nash. Nash's new contract is worth $27 million over three years.

And it is reported that Stephen Nash will wear the No. 10 jersey in the new season.

This seems to mean that the Lakers have given up on bringing in Snoopy.

At the same time, the Lakers and Magic have been in contact. Kobe Bryant persuaded Dwight Howard to apply for a trade more than once, and even publicly stated that he would teach Howard how to win a championship. Frankly speaking, the current Black Mamba is like a villain in the eyes of major teams, because he is also flirting with New York's Carmelo Anthony. He hopes Anthony will not renew his contract with the Knicks and go to the Lakers to form a super team.

ESPN even called the Black Mamba the Snoopy of basketball.

The puppy was shot while lying down.

This sounds like I'm hooking up with female celebrities everywhere. I'm obviously the victim. They want to give me drugs, light incense, and perform meow meow. What the hell can I do? I am a boy who goes out, and my mother doesn’t tell me to protect myself at all times. The situation between China and the United States is so different that I can’t even guard against it!

Compared with Kobe Bryant's playfulness, the young Duke appears to be much more determined.

He always emphasized that he had no reason to leave his teammates.

And when the host asked him who of the three duchess was more beautiful, he was shocked. Because the names given by Corden's boy are: Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson and Aimee Pahilde.

Isn't this the Kaitai of the three cats that he has been thinking about lately?

But he soon chose to take a risk and easily ate the braised beef tongue.

He didn't find it a very unpalatable food.

Later, Corden asked him what he thought of the three Emmas who had better clothes.

Needless to say, this is another proposition. Therefore, the little Duke can only eat which fried grasshopper.

When Snoopy continuously escapes the truth.

The host was going crazy: “Hey, can you bring over some food that Chinese people don’t eat next time??”

The staff are also very helpless, this link is a prank to them.

"So, if you go to London to play in the Olympics this year, will you date Emma Watson? She is the cutie in the hearts of the British people." Corden suddenly said again.

Snoop seemed helpless and asked: "Why can't you ask me about my thoughts on winning the championship like you asked Kobe Bryant? The Chinese team is also a very competitive team."

"Um... you know, we actually asked Bryant to be polite. We are an entertainment show after all, and we are more concerned about your scandals." Corden was quite honest.

This left Snoop with no way to refuse, so he had to say: "We should meet, but it must be because of work. As you know, my team arranged a concert for me in London. I have already extended an invitation to him."

said the little Duke.

He tried his best to express it normally and openly.

But the audience still screamed, as if something incredible would happen that night.

Frankly speaking, the puppy is really a bit depressed.

What made him even more depressed was that when this episode aired, he received a text message from Emma Roberts: Hey, aren't you going to invite me? In fact, I was also working in Europe at that time. I'm right here in France, but you know... France is even closer to the UK than two non-contiguous states in the US. "

Snoopy felt helpless.

But he could only express the invitation politely.

What surprised him even more was that at that time, Emma Stone was also working in Europe. But she was in Italy.

According to Emma Stone's theory, it's as simple as walking from the third floor of a department store to the second floor of a department store.

So, what else can be said?

bring it on!

Too much debt doesn’t weigh you down!

…

After Snoop returned to China at the end of July, he went to London for a short training camp.

Thanks to the 2010 World Championships, the Chinese team historically won the silver medal. Therefore, fans' expectations for this year's London Olympics are also relatively high, and the top eight obviously cannot satisfy them. Protecting copper and competing for silver has become everyone's expectation.

In this regard, Doug is quite confident. After all, he is much better now than he was in 2010.

And in fact, it is the same.

In the group match against the host team Great Britain, the young Duke easily got a triple-double, with 22 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds, 2 blocks and 2 steals, which fascinated Great Britain. Bulls teammate Luol Deng even stood in front of the camera in frustration and complained: "At the beginning of the game, I thought he could not adapt to the FIBA ​​system. His shooting would become a gap for us to defeat him. But unfortunately, we ignored his performance in the penalty area. Deterrence. There is no reason for him to dominate the basket!"

"We are so naive!"

Luo Erdeng said with a helpless smile.

However, the British did not care about their failure on the basketball court. They even happily shouted Snoopy's name on the court and did not forget to connect Emma Watson: In Great Britain, there will always be only football hooligans and no basketball. Hooligans, some are a bunch of basketball gentlemen.

What's even more interesting is that Emma Watson's younger brother Alex Watson stood on the sidelines wearing the Bulls' No. 10 jersey and kept cheering for Snoopy.

"I don't know what the relationship between him and my sister is, but I can be sure that I am his fan and fan. In fact, if he wants, I can also be his fan. He is so versatile, he has achieved in all fields Success, which is why he is the most popular star among British teenagers."

Alex made a wild show of love after the game.

This forced Snoopy to take off his sneakers and give them to him.

Then, this guy almost passed out. The scene where he hugged the third generation of Duke and kissed him vigorously even looked like a drug addict.

The next day, the Times published his photo in the sports section: To the Watson family, Snoopy’s sneakers are all delicious. Why should we not expect Snoopy to become a British son-in-law?

Last summer, the entire British people were heartbroken for this golden couple, and this year the enthusiasm has obviously escalated with the Olympics.

In this regard, the young Duke could not hide his embarrassment.

When facing Argentina in the second game of the group stage, the entire stadium almost turned into the Chinese team... It should not be Snoopy's personal game. Everyone was chanting his name.

After the game, Barbosa said depressingly: "I was really affected. I don't know why the British shouted Emma Watson when he hit a dunk. It sounded more like his personal concert." ,do you understand?"

The Brazilian Lightning left with helplessness and failure.

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