Guard With a Knife

Eight Hundred and Eighty: [1 minute on stage and 10 years of work off stage]

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The Thunder finally defended their third home court, knocking out the San Antonio Spurs in Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals.

Kevin Durant played the biggest role in this game. He scored 37 points and ended the Spurs' tiebreaker hopes with two consecutive fatal jumpers at the last moment.

Oklahoma City lifted the Western Conference championship trophy at home.

They have long been prepared to face the Bulls, which is why during the award ceremony, the home fans shouted beat-chicago, kill-snoopy.

Kevin Durant has never been able to swallow his breath about being double-killed by the Bulls in the regular season.

So, when the microphone was handed to his mouth, what he said was: "The playoffs are completely different from the regular season, and the finals are completely different. We will respond differently."

The Grim Reaper stares sternly in front of the camera.

As if everything was going to be burned.

But let’s be honest. Snoopy has not been in the mood to care about what Kevin Durant said these two days. He's fretting about Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's appearance on CBS' late-night show The Corden Show.

Miley and Rihanna were both guests on this terrible talk show and they played a goddamn truth or dare game.

The content of the adventure is to eat all kinds of disgusting food on the table, such as beef tongue, fried crickets, sour hot dog juice, grasshopper jelly, dried mice, and earthworm sushi.

Apparently, the bad food was a huge challenge for the two female stars.

So when a fat Corden asked Miley Cyrus: "Are you in love with the same man as Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift?"

Miley hesitated for a long time facing the cup of rancid hot dog juice, and finally nodded: "Yes! The whole world knows."

"So, the night before Game 4 of the Bulls vs. Heat game, the three of you were together and playing volleyball with Snoopy?"

Corden continued to ask.

This time, Miley Cyrus did not answer. She pinched her nose and bit off a mouthful of beef tongue. In an instant, his whole expression twisted into a ball. Then she said: "I finally know the person named Tracy McGrady. Why do basketball players disappear? The living donkey tongue must be even more terrifying. Think about those lines of saliva... eh!"

Miley shuddered.

The audience in front of the TV couldn't help but sweat. This was a very uncomfortable scene.

If Miley Cyrus is still getting through it safely.

Well, Rihanna's answer is undoubtedly much more exciting.

Both times she chose the truth over crickets and grasshoppers on the table.

When Corden asked her if she wanted to join the Dukes, her answer was a resounding yes! !

And she asked rhetorically: "Who wouldn't want to be a duchess?"

This made the female audience below excited, as crazy as if they were chasing stars.

"And, in this day and age when black people are a must in Hollywood movies, and in a day and age when the Oscars are all going to be hosted by black people. Why can't there be a black woman in The Dukes? I'm so proud of the color of my skin!"

Rihanna said confidently.

This made the black girls below go crazy. They shouted at the top of their lungs, and each of them was so excited that they seemed to want to try the law immediately.

This made the host a little embarrassed. After all, in the United States, discriminating against black people is a serious crime.

However, deep down in his heart, he felt, isn't love free? Do you have to get an admission ticket based on your skin color? ?

Surprised, he then asked a second question.

He asked Rihanna: "So, do you really know that there are some secrets about the Dukes? Like who had sex with Snoopy?"

Um…….

Rihanna turned her back to the audience and told the host: "I would never eat this f**king grasshopper. But I can tell you by the look on my face."

About five seconds later, Corden stood up yelling: "She said yes!!!"

This caused the whole audience to burst into excitement. Miley Cyrus also covered her mouth and looked very surprised.

And Corden has quickly announced that commercial time has arrived.

This ambiguous answer filled the entire Internet with speculation and discussion. At this time, Tracy McGrady even published new research successes on his personal webpage.

"Listen, our judgment was wrong that night? Listen to this sound, does it sound like Emma Stone? And then isolate this background sound, does it sound like the sound of breathing after exercise? It is also mixed with various A shrill cry."

"Guys, the mystery is about to be revealed now."

"I think Snoopy is having a party, a special party!! And with eight duchess."

Tracy McGrady said conclusively in the video he released: "Maybe you think I am guessing, but let's take a look at their flight information for those two days. That night, they were all concentrated in Miami, and then They all left on the second day and the third day.”

"…………"

This five-minute video was filled with Tracy's judgment ability, and his final judgment was still: Snoopy is not a highly professional player. When LeBron was running, he was partying. , and most likely an unhealthy party.

Is this what NBA players should do?

Is this the example that an NBA superstar should set?

Tracy’s question was shocking!

But, the sad thing is.

Most of the comments below were: So, when are you going to fulfill your promise? We are all waiting in front of the TV for you to be punished!

Interestingly, when LeBron James attended an event in Los Angeles the next day, he said: "Snoopy's professionalism is unquestionable. If he did not train consistently day after day, he would not have been able to make such rapid progress! "

On the one hand, his words were speaking for Snoopy, and on the other hand, they actually made him less embarrassed.

After all, as the chosen one. If you run and train every day and you can't compare to Snoopy who has a party before the game, this news will be even more embarrassing, okay?

In fact, the Bulls Club also released a Snoopy training special in the afternoon. The name is: How to become an mvp. It records every detail of Snoopy joining the Bulls for more than two years, the intensity and time of daily training... All basketball fans were shocked after watching it, and it made them realize what kind of person Snoopy is.

He can obviously sing a few songs and earn a higher appearance fee, but he is still the first person to arrive at the training facility and the last person to leave in Chicago every day. This is not at all because he won the Grand Slam last season. Any relaxation. Moreover, when fans knew that Snoopy's daily training intensity was almost equal to that of all players combined, they realized how strong Snoopy's body was and how reasonable his rapid improvement was.

One minute on stage, ten years of hard work off stage! !

At the end of the video, a Chinese sentence was used as a conclusion.

This video touched countless people. And earned Snoopy the highest respect in basketball circles.

However, in the gossip circle, Tracy McGrady's video analysis and Rihanna and Miley Cyrus' truth or dare are creating a whirlpool of public opinion.

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