Guard With a Knife

Eight hundred and seventy-one: [Moral mysophobia Johnson]

"Wow, my God! Snoopy actually snatched the basketball from Mario Chalmers. Poor Mario was at a loss, as if he was at the scene of an accident where a tank had run over him!"

"Dwyane Wade chased him, and so did LeBron!! This is a very rare scene, and the whole place became heated. Since the formation of the Big Three, they often work together to pursue and defend. Under their tacit hunting, almost no one can escape their block. Poor Lagarondo will be on the top five shots almost every time they meet!!"

"Oh!! God!! The little duke actually surpassed the two superstars at the top of the arc with the ball. This is James and Dwyane Wade running at full speed!!"

"LeBron gritted his teeth and caught up with Snoopy. He jumped up bravely. Was he going to block? No, it was too late. Snoopy's bounce speed was faster than him. He could only... make a mistake Rules! ! ”

“LeBron grabbed Snoopy’s shoulder… but… Oh my God! Snoopy actually broke free from James’s pull in the air, and he put the basketball into the basket with his left hand… The whistle sounded, this is an undisputed free throw! ! ”

“The entire American Airlines Center sighed, they had to shut their mouths. Snoopy is too strong, he instantly accelerated when he received the ball at the three-point line, surpassing James and Wade. This shows his amazing speed and explosiveness. When he jumped high and James forced a foul, he was able to stay in the air for a certain time, and put the basketball into the basket with his left hand before losing control...”

“Too fierce! ! The only outside player in the world who can suppress LeBron James in terms of strength may be Snoopy! ! ”

“Let’s take another look at this ball, it’s so shocking! ! ”

Kenny Smith’s shouting commentary runs through the whole process.

But this is not enough to describe this shocking breakthrough layup after stealing.

The little Duke put a death entanglement on Mario Chalmers in the frontcourt. With his long arms, flexible steps and broad chest muscles, Chalmers, who accidentally walked into the sideline, was directly intercepted before he even had time to throw the basketball out.

After snatching the basketball, the puppy did not stop for a moment, and he instantly launched a swift and resolute offensive.

James and Wade returned to defense at the first time, and even Dwyane began to retreat before Snoopy started.

But this did not complete the interception of Snoopy, he tried to stop the puppy at the top of the arc of the three-point line. Then, Snoopy had already received the ball at that moment, and took a sudden step with all his explosive power, and he was left behind in an instant.

Then, LeBron James on the right quickly chased up, and the three of them were like sports cars speeding on the track: in a sense, they already represented the highest speed in the NBA.

But Snoopy had the last laugh.

He made LeBron James, who was best at chasing behind him, miss the opportunity, and he could only reach out and pull his shoulder.

But this pulling foul has not succeeded, and the little duke's left hand deftly flicked the basketball... Swish!

Two points are valid, and there is a penalty!

When the entire American Airlines Center fell into a dead silence, Pat Riley lowered his head in frustration. At this moment, he was full of emotions. In this track representing the highest talent, he witnessed Snoopy's overtaking of the two 2003 super platinum superstars.

"The era of Snoopy has come!!"

Charles Barkley raised his hands high in the commentary booth, and he was as devout as the most fanatical believer.

In contrast, Tracy McGrady was a little depressed. He never thought that Snoopy would score three goals at the beginning, one dunk, and two 2+1s.

Swish!

The puppy easily hit the penalty.

Beep!

Spoelstra requested a timeout. At this time, he finally saw how amazing Snoopy's breakthrough lethality was. He must quickly replace Joel Anthony or Haslem on the court so that the protection of the restricted area can be more in-depth.

But the appearance of these two players will inevitably affect the mobility of their perimeter defense.

There is no way, they must choose a cup of poisoned wine to drink.

"Tracy, what do you think of Snoopy's layup just now? Is it like a spike in beach volleyball?" Charles Barkley asked Tracy McGrady with interest during the timeout.

Now, the entire basketball circle knows about the bet between the two and is closely following the dynamics.

Now Barkley is so arrogant that the audience in front of the TV smiles knowingly.

"Tracy is still too young." Kobe Bryant lay down on the sofa. He thinks McGrady is still as short-sighted as ever. In his opinion, even if Snoopy did not take out the breakthrough and killing hidden in his arsenal tonight, he has other ways to embarrass the Heat. In fact, if he was sitting in the commentary seat, he would not make such a bet with Charles Barkley. He would only join Barkley's camp and the two happily praised the greatness of Duke Dog.

When Tracy McGrady didn't say anything, Barkley mocked again: "It seems that for NBA players, a better way to warm up before the game is beach volleyball, not running in front of the TV." His words finally made Tracy McGrady unbearable, and he said: "Hey, Charles. The game has just started. Aren't you too proud now?" "I think it's a little late compared to you. After all, you were already very proud before the game started." Barkley is sharp-tongued and his skills in insulting others are so sharp.

This forced TNT to quickly switch to the live broadcast room to prevent the two front commentators from fighting.

Shark sat in the studio behind and said seriously: "Actually, the Miami Heat have fallen into a passive position in this game. For Snoopy, there is not much difference between scoring from outside the three-point line and scoring in the paint. He is a maker. These three goals show that he has the ability to tear up defenses, and his teammates will immediately benefit from it.”

"I guess the Bulls will speed up the pace next. When their overall offensive system is driven by puppies, Miami will be very sad, and the pressure on the Big Three will be greater. After all, the Bulls are a team as a whole. team, and Miami is a superstar team.”

"However, the thing that shocked me the most tonight was Snoopy's improvement. He definitely didn't have such amazing damage in the last game. His lateral movement speed has improved to an incredible level, and his impact at the basket. Is beach volleyball really so magical?”

Shark said in confusion.

At this time, the scene was fixed on the three duchess on the sidelines.

Shaquille O'Neal added: "It seems that it was a huge mistake for me not to have an affair with a female star in my career. These glamorous and famous women can indeed make men better. I really envy Snoopy. Where were they playing beach volleyball last night?"

The more he said, the more outrageous he said. Earl Johnson rolled his eyes at him angrily: "What theory is this? Don't think that the audience doesn't know the dirty thoughts in your heart. Why don't you say that Snoopy's power is Is it because of sleeping with these female celebrities? Or maybe you are more open-minded and say it’s caused by sleeping together.”

Earl Johnson is a bit of a moral freak. He emphasized: "It has been shown more than once that Snoopy is a pure man. He has nothing to do with these female stars. It is just because these Hollywood women admire his fame and look for him every now and then." He's just trying to gain popularity. Look, the net worth of these three so-called duchess is more than double or triple what it was three years ago."

"As for Snoopy's progress. In the words of Dwyane Wade, you must understand the Chinese before you understand him. The Chinese are used to saving money, but Americans are not. Americans are always overdrafting tomorrow, every day Behind every glamorous person is a lot of debt. But in China, those old men who look very bad and dance in the square every day are probably potential millionaires. This is the difference between China and the United States. documentary on the Geographic Channel.”

"No one knows how powerful Snoopy is, so the best advice is: don't mess with him."

"Also. Don't make a bet with Charles Barkley about Snoopy."

"I suspect he has a close personal connection with Snoopy, otherwise he would have Snoopy's phone number and none of us would."

Earl Johnson had good reason.

He said that O'Neal nodded repeatedly, that's it, Souders!

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