Guard With a Knife

Eight hundred and forty-seven: [Devil Snoopy and the Crazy Death Durant]

For the Denver Nuggets, Duke Jr. is the devil.

The young people from Colorado originally had a bright future, but at the United Center, this group of young men known as the track and field team once again withstood a critical attack from the Duke Dog!

32 points, 22 assists, 20 rebounds and 3 blocks!

The only 302020 data in NBA history.

Even the ancient beast Wilt Chamberlain failed to achieve such data. When the game ended, Ty Lawson, the leader of this young team, looked frustrated and even looked like he had just cried: "I don't know what we did wrong. We take this game very seriously. But when he After coming on the field, we have been passive.”

"When we were guarding him, he would use the pick-and-roll to get to the basket. When we were in zone defense, he would jump directly into the defense and make basketballs in various difficult situations. I don't know how many shots he missed, but he Every goal is a heavy blow to our confidence. Tonight, he was a combination of Kobe Bryant and LeBron James, no... plus Dwight Howard, he got 20 rebounds!"

"In the past, I always thought it was a vain and exaggerated statement to say that someone dominated the game. But now, I must admit that we are dominated by him!"

Ty Lawson said very depressedly.

Even more depressed than him is... Gallinari, who was traded to Colorado Plateau last season as a bargaining chip. He found his place in the team and gradually became a star player. He comes from Italy and has a bright future.

He has always had a good personal relationship with Snoopy, so when Snoopy came on the stage, he specially encouraged Snoopy and hoped that he would get over his sad mood as soon as possible.

Judging from the final result, Segou, who stood on the technical stage with his arms raised and greeted the audience with a tsunami of ‘MVP shouts’, did indeed come out. However, Gallinari shut himself down.

It’s not like that!

Don't you show any affection at all? I worked diligently under you back then, so you can't give me a little face? Does it have to be so... tidy? We are a young team, and we still have basketball dreams!

Now, if you directly destroy our efforts, doesn't it mean to tell us: Go to hell with your basketball dream?

Italians are very depressed, and the Colorado Plateau is very autistic: why is it always me who gets hurt? It was me who was cut off from four pairs in the beginning, and now it's me who's doing the unprecedented 302020. Can't I just switch to a bunch of leeks?

There is no way. For Snoopy, the Denver Nuggets are too easy to play and they are tailor-made for the current technical style of the color dog.

The Nuggets, composed of NBA middle-class players such as Ty Lawson, Gallinari, Andre Miller, Afflalo, Faried, Harrington, McGee, Brewer, and Mozgov, are among the top five teams in the NBA. Both are very balanced and full of athleticism.

This puts their record in this game into the top eight in the Western Conference. Many sports commentators are even saying that this team has become stronger without superstars such as Carmelo Anthony.

In fact, this is indeed the case. Without a superstar monopolizing the ball, they played very balanced and efficient.

But, for Snoopy. This balanced and athletic team is a blessing from God. Because although the Nuggets' defensive ability is pretty good, they do not have a complete defensive system and rely more on personal ability. Although the offense has blossomed a lot, there is no real strong point.

If the current pervert is just talking about breakthrough killing ability, he is not as good as LeBron. When it comes to scoring ability in the half court, he is far inferior to the Black Mamba.

However, if he is allowed to encounter a team like the Nuggets, which can score 75 points in every subject, has excellent individual players but a poor defensive system.

He can beat his opponents all over the place and completely hold the whole court.

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Ty Lawson said it very accurately. Snoopy's offense tonight is indeed the feeling of Kobe and LeBron James. Where Kobe makes defenders collapse is in his undifferentiated singles with the ball. No matter how much your defensive intensity evolves, no matter how many people you put on defense, he can always erode the opponent's confidence and physical fitness through difficult jump shots again and again. .

Snoopy did this in many situations. When he was in single position on the strong side, neither Afflalo, nor Andre Miller, nor double teams could force him back, and he even continued to Hit the fairy ball.

This forced them to increase the intensity of double-teaming, and the result of increasing the intensity of double-teaming was... assists.

In addition, when Duke holds the ball and executes a quick offense, he will let Joakim Noah or Taj Gibson come out for the pick-and-roll. The young men of the Nuggets had to frequently bypass the defense, and in the process of bypassing the defense, Segou had already reached the paint area with amazing speed, and then completed the offense or assisted.

This is why the Bulls easily won 132:121, and at the same time, it is also the reason why Duke became the first superstar in NBA history to get 302020 data.

And when this unprecedented data came out, the entire basketball world was shocked.

Critics who accused Snoop of taking too many shots had to reexamine their previous statements.

And some adjustments must be made in the ranking of regular season MVPs.

Because the Bulls' record not only surpassed the Miami Heat, No. 1 in the Eastern Conference, half a month ago, but also surpassed the San Antonio Spurs to become No. 1 in the league.

"As a superstar who leads the league first in his team and averages a triple-double per game, Snoop has no reason to be ranked behind LeBron James and Kevin Durant!"

As soon as Reggie Miller said these words, the young Duke's position on the regular season MVP rankings rose accordingly.

Quickly surpassing LeBron James.

Previously, most people predicted that this year's rapidly improving scoring champion Durant would win the first MVP trophy in his career. However, the current situation seems that Snoopy's competitiveness is not weak at all, but he has been subject to various news. Covered up, now the super data comes out shockingly, finally clearing the clouds and seeing the moon!

People suddenly discovered that the little Duke this season is more powerful than last season.

Therefore, Durant is somewhat autistic.

What are you doing! What kind of historical record did you break? I just announced on social networking sites that I will use the regular season MVP trophy to draw. It’s hard to delete messages posted by a large account. How can I erase those words without anyone noticing? I’m waiting online. It’s very urgent.

Frankly speaking, if Adu really needs this, finding a sex dog is the fastest way. After all, he has shares in the most popular social networks in the United States, so it is easy to do this small favor.

However, it is impossible for Durant to open this mouth.

Autism is autistic, but there is still pride in my heart.

He plans to fight hard in the last 10 games. No matter what, he can't just watch Snoopy get bigger and take away the MVP trophy that he is bound to win!

Therefore, on the second night after Duke Jr. scored 302020, he took 37 crazy shots in Orlando and scored a career-high 52 points. But, unfortunately, it was a tragedy, and his team lost to the Magic by 13 points.

For this reason, Westbrook did not forget to complain to the group of hard-working brothers: "This guy is crazy. In order to lock in the MVP trophy, he has become another person. He reminds me of myself."

James Harden said later: "Um..."

From this ellipsis, the puppy saw the endless sadness of Master Ha, as if he was silently accusing: Big brother, second brother, please stop showing off like this.

He even chatted with Snoopy privately: "Both Kevin and Russell are jealous of you and want to surpass you. But I am different. I know my own level."

Snoop advised: "No, James. Don't belittle yourself. In my opinion, your talents are at the same level as Durant and Westbrook. You have a breakthrough rhythm that Kevin does not have. You have Westbrook." You have the touch that Brook can't touch and you have a strong body and you're going to be a great star."

"Forehead……."

Six black dots of ellipsis again.

But this time, the ellipses represent jubilant excitement and a sense of pride in being recognized.

But Snoopy read his speech carefully, and he always felt strange. Why is this a bit like: I am not targeting anyone, I am talking about the three superstars of the Thunder, you are all rubbish...

On the second night after having a private chat with James Harden, Duke Jr. visited Minnesota and scored 28 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds and 3 blocks. He only played for three quarters because the Timberwolves really could not organize any effective counterattack.

Although Kevin Love, Michael Beasley and the new No. 2 pick Derrick Williams really want to show off their stunts practiced in the ice and snow in front of their old friend Snoopy. However, the strength is too far apart! The defense is even less reliable than the Huskies without the ropes.

Duke Dog was merciful this time. If he brushed hard enough, another 302020 wouldn't be a problem.

After the Bulls' Hamilton and Derrick Rose missed the remainder of the regular season, the ball and shooting rights were both under the control of the young Duke. He had a degree of freedom that he had never experienced before.

But he did not abuse his power and responsibility, and basically controlled his shots at about 22-25 times per game.

Unlike Durant, the god of death who has gone crazy, Mr. Durant took 37 crazy shots after Orlando. He also did not restrain himself when he faced LeBron in Miami. He took 35 shots in exchange for 50 points. But the team still loses!

This has brought about both positive and negative reputations.

The positive reputation is that his scoring ability is indeed better than Anthony, who is second in the scoring list. People affectionately call him the Kobe Bryant of 2006.

On the contrary, the reputation is: Kobe Bryant has never been a good adjective in the basketball circle. Some time ago, Snoopy's art of blacksmithing was criticized by the entire comment circle. Isn't he rushing to take the blame on his shoulders by taking such a desperate risk? ? Moreover, two consecutive losses in the Eastern Conference have also caused the Thunder's record to slip to third in the Western Conference. This is not a good thing for the regular season MVP selection.

Even Westbrook saw it. He commented in the group of hard-working brothers: "Durant is like a child holding the sand tightly now. The tighter he squeezes, the more it falls. We'll see. , I will no longer regard myself as a diligent porter.”

Forehead…….

This time it was the little duke's turn to issue an ellipse with six black dots.

Subsequently, Stephen Curry, James Harden, Paul George, Klay Thompson, Kevin Love, including Leonard, who rarely bubbled twice in a year, bubbled up one after another.

And, by the way, he told a Spurs-style joke: Last month, Greg told us that whoever performs best in training will be given a sports car. I've been training hard all month. Then, I received this yesterday.

As he spoke, he sent a picture of a toy car.

and this.

Attached below: Photo of Steve Jackson and Tony Parker laughing at a Toyota sedan stuffed with popcorn.

and this.

Attached below is a photo of underwear completely frozen by ice cubes.

Forehead…….

It can be seen that Leonard is doing very well in the San Antonio Joke Team. With so many big guys playing tricks on him, he is almost being cultivated as a core player.

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