Guard With a Knife

The Hawks called a timeout when Snoopy had his 19th rebound and 16th assist.

Of course, the reason they called a timeout was not because the Duke was about to achieve three 20+ triple-doubles, but because Snoopy scored the 32nd point and led the team to a 19-point lead.

With the morale of the army broken and the home fans leaving the seats one after another.

The Eagles coaching staff has decided not to go head-to-head.

After all, the Madison Garden tragedy is still in front of them, and they don't want to bear the shame of being slaughtered for 50 cents!

When all the main players of both sides were off the field, Joakim Noah twisted his butt proudly on the sidelines.

Because before the game, the Atlanta media claimed that he was drained of energy by the Kardashian family and had already been reduced to a mediocre insider.

"I am not a person who is wronged and silent." Jokinoah emphasized to Luol Deng beside him.

At this time, Luol Deng teased him whether he wanted to go to New York to attend his sister-in-law's wedding after finishing the series. Kim Kardashian finally got married with Nets center Humphries. She told the media after accepting the 20-carat diamond ring that Humphries bought with two million dollars: I have never coveted Snoopy. Not the slightest bit interested in him. You know what I've always loved is Humphries!

But such a statement sounds unconvincing.

It's as if Kobe Bryant suddenly told the media one day: I never thought of Snoopy joining the Lakers.

These are all well-known things.

Snoopy didn't care if Joakinoah's butt was twisted, he turned his head to talk to Stephen Curry about the Lakers being swept. In fact, there has been no doubt about this matter since the third game ended in Dallas.

Snoopy watched the game back on the computer.

In fact, the defending champion in the third game has a chance to win back a victory in the away game. They still led by 6 points at the end of the third quarter, but with 3 minutes and 28 seconds left before the end of the game, the offensive and defensive momentum of the two sides reversed.

At that time, the Lakers still led 87:84. Once this attack was completed, the Lakers would seal the victory, but Bryant was double-teamed after a classic pick-and-roll with Gasol. If it was the former Black Mamba, he would definitely shoot the ball resolutely, but that time, he chose to pass the ball.

But Pau Gasol has gone to grab the rebound,

The pass hit him on the back. The Mavericks seized the opportunity, Tyson Chandler made a steal, and Jason Kidd completed 2+1 in the frontcourt, reducing the point difference to 1 point.

This fatal mistake allowed Snoopy to see the decline of the Black Mamba's body. Injuries and age prevented him from jumping as high as he used to and completing jump shots under double-teaming.

Even if Kobe Bryant is unwilling to admit his aging, but the so-called hero's twilight is probably the case!

While Snoopy was talking about the Lakers with Stephen Curry, TNT also set its sights on the long-concluded Western Conference semifinals. The defending champion was swept away, which is a very tragic drama.

"This team has an aging structure and a lack of athleticism. Moreover, their players have played together for too long." Earl Johnson analyzed.

Charles Barkley on the side said disapprovingly: "To be honest, if the Lakers hadn't had Snoopy help them clear the obstacles for two consecutive years, I don't think they would have won two championships."

This statement is quite popular among many commentators and even Celtics fans. People are always full of imagination about things that never happened.

Before the final buzzer, Snoopy got up and walked to the tunnel with Stephen Curry.

He took a shower early and went back to the hotel with Curry. He was not interested in being interviewed by the media to talk about how rare this victory was. I don't even want to talk about Kim Kardashian's marriage and the gossip and anecdotes between the duchess girls.

"That's all the reporters say."

Snoopy complained to Stephen Curry next to him when he turned on the TV in his room.

Curry shrugged: "Perhaps, you should find a woman to marry. When you get married and have children, these troubles will naturally disappear!"

"Oh. No, no, no." The little duke shook his head like a rattle: "I don't plan to get married and have children so soon, and..."

This is illegal.

Snoopy thought in his mind that polygamy is against the basic national policy of our country.

And... having a baby?

Snoopy frowned. It suddenly occurred to him that he sometimes missed something when he was excited, but why didn't he have a child?

This matter is actually not only Stephen Curry talking about it. The queen of sweet songs in China also started talking about this matter recently, and she began to think about holding her grandson. But Doug always retaliates with one sentence: I am not yet of the legal age of marriage in our country.

Yes, even if the whole world knows how many rumored girlfriends the little duke has had. But... he has not yet reached the legal age of marriage, isn't it miraculous? ? ?

The game between the Lakers and the Mavericks began on TV.

Snoopy watched for a while, drowsy. The performance of the Lakers in this game can be described as a 'mess'. The players have no fighting spirit, and no one has shown hope of a comeback. The cooperation between the players was like strangers. Kobe Bryant only hit one goal in the last three quarters. Odom and Bynum were expelled for malicious fouls on Nowitzki and Barea respectively.

Poor defense allowed the opponent to make 20 three-pointers, and Terry, who was defended by Fisher, even arranged 9 of them, tying Ray Allen's record.

86:122.

The final score looks like a tribute to the Bulls VS Knicks in the first round of the Eastern Conference!

Jingle Bell!

Snoopy spent half an hour watching the game quickly, and was about to click on the video of the game between the Celtics and Miami. Kobe Bryant called.

After connecting.

Kobe's voice came through the noisy environment.

"Let me ask you, are you going to join the Lakers?"

The Black Mamba's voice is straightforward.

"Are you crazy?" Snoopy replied angrily.

Then, the phone hung up.

Snoopy was dumbfounded, completely unaware of what the Black Mamba does.

About ten minutes later, he saw the reason on TV. It turned out that Kobe Bryant made an invitation call to Snoopy in front of all the reporters.

At that time, an ESPN reporter asked him: "Will the team be advised to improve the lineup next season, and whether to upgrade the No. 1 position."

"Wait, I'll make a call to an important person."

He turned on the speakerphone and dialed the phone.

When Snoopy heard his own voice on TV, he felt it was ridiculous, and at the same time felt sad for Kobe, this guy is indeed a lone star now!

"What else can I do? The most suitable partner in the world is now fighting in the East. He is launching a fierce attack on the king of the East and the goal of reviving the Chicago dynasty. I can't ask mercenaries to tie him up to Los Angeles."

The Black Mamba gives his 10-11 season a wry grin before wrapping up the visit.

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