Guard With a Knife

James Johnson is indeed a ruthless man!

As a fighter who has knocked out opponents many times in the boxing ring, his execution ability is really extraordinary, and he does what he says!

That night, he brought Luol Deng, Joakim Noah, Taj Gibson, Ronnie Brewer, Bogans, and Carlos Boozer, who was not respectful, to a famous nightclub in New York with several masked people. Knicks cheerleaders meet and interact intimately.

The Knicks' cheerleaders really don't have a sense of collective honor. The team just lost the ball and turned around to go to a party with the opponent. If the Knicks executives knew about it without wearing a mask, they would have to be furious and sing the song "Business women don't know the hatred of subjugation, but they still sing about flowers in the backyard across the river"... Of course, the premise is that they can understand Chinese.

While the cheerleaders are enjoying the boldness and romance of the rough old men in Chicago, the basketball media all over the world are scrambling to report the news that the little duke made a miracle in the basketball Mecca.

A super triple-double with 61 points!

The whole world was shocked!

Plus...his previous feud with the Knicks. When a king who was traded for the air returns to the old place, and cuts down the historical data to slaughter the old club, in terms of the story, it is enough to make the adrenaline burst!

After all, in the field of drama, the repertoire of the prince's revenge will always be the most soul-stirring of the audience. From Shakespeare's Hamlet to Simba the Lion King, everyone proves this.

So, in these news reports.

Without exception, all hooked up with the Knicks!

"Duke Snoopy's Bloody Revenge, Basketball Mecca is full of blood!" "

"The Knicks used to trade the air back then, and now they have 61 points, 13 assists and 12 rebounds in return for a super triple-double! "

"The Knicks will create a new record in NBA history: an average loss of 39.6 points per game in three games! "

"After scoring a historical triple-double, the little duke said frankly: I wanted to lead the Knicks to the top! "

"The little duke showed his power, James Dolan fainted on the spot!" "

"The World's Stupidest Team Is Born. "

"..."

The little duke who completed the epic revenge was held in an unrivaled position,

The Knicks were reduced to a laughing stock.

Even the local media in New York are mocking this failure. James Dolan, who was rushed to the hospital, was cursed as what he deserved... This shows the viciousness of the world's largest city.

Looking back now, although the Knicks traded Snoopy to clear the garbage contract, they immediately locked up the salary space. Although Stoudemire and Anthony are not garbage contracts, they have not even passed the first round. no.

Previously, although Isaiah Thomas left a lot of junk contracts. But Snoopy broke into the finals with this bunch of rubbish contracts.

And also entered the playoffs as the eighth in the East, and then swept and eliminated the number one in the East.

But now, the Knicks have set a record for points allowed in the playoffs.

Comparing the two, the gap is obvious!

"The reason why I resigned from New York was because I couldn't stop Downey and James from making a decision. That night, when I walked out of the boss's mansion, I called Snoopy and I told him: Sorry, we didn't Way to fight together."

At present, Isaiah Thomas, who is the executive president of the Nets, does not forget to express his views on TNT: "61 points, 13 assists and 12 rebounds. Even if the factor of revenge is put aside, it is still the greatest performance in Madison Garden history. It surpassed Reggie Miller's 8.9 seconds and 8-point stunt in the Eastern Conference semifinals in 1995, and also surpassed LeBron's 52 points, 9 rebounds and 11 assists in the 2009 regular season and Kobe Bryant's 61-point performance ...everyone will remember the crazy move Snoopy made last night."

"Frankly, if he didn't come off the court, I think he would have scored 70 points or more."

"The Knicks will be the joke of history for missing out on Snoopy. And, I can bet that Snoopy will never let the Knicks win a championship in his career!"

"Believe my judgment, the dog has always been a brutal ruler. Although he looks so graceful, he never utters a bad word. But everyone who offends him is punished. He is the leader of the league today. Michael Jordan."

Isaiah Thomas is full of praise.

He's been pushing hard lately to add a free-agent option to the Duke Clause. Moreover, he has always spared no effort to promote his close relationship with Snoopy.

In fact, Bill Simmons had long satirized him sourly: "This guy cheated the Russians of a three-year $20 million contract by virtue of his so-called intimate relationship with the Duke dog."

But Isaiah wasn't in the mood to flirt with a commentator.

Just like, the little duke didn't have the heart to comment on the evening dress on Anne Hathaway, and turned around and pressed her against the wall.

It can be seen that the little duke is a little upset about Anne Hathaway's disobedience.

He was outputting crazily all night. He seemed to regard Hathaway as the Knicks' basket, dunking from the early morning.

This made Annie disarm in barely half an hour.

Her mind and soul wandered all night, and the feeling of being out of the world made her taste and taste, lingering and forgetting.

"Tomorrow night, I will watch your game with them."

Anne Hathaway said in a faint voice as the young duke left the next morning.

Of course Snoopy knew who she was talking about.

His scalp went numb subconsciously, but there was still a little hope.

well!

The little duke sighed.

With great power comes great responsibility!

...

When Snoopy returned to the hotel where he was staying, team managers Gary Forman and Tom Thibodeau were furious.

It turned out that he was not the only one who violated the curfew last night.

Although it is said that after the massacre of the Knicks by a big score, the team leader turned a blind eye to everyone's leave. For example, James Johnson's asshole reason of "my aunt has a baby and needs to visit the hospital" can pass.

However, you can't be too foolish! !

"You're all in the newspapers, do you know?" Gary Foreman pointed to a newspaper and was furious: "You actually went to the most famous nightclub in New York, rented out the venue, and played the operation of throwing dollars, you are afraid that others will not know How bad is our team discipline???"

Gary Foreman was furious.

Tom Thibodeau on the side made a side note: "You are really too much, you learn from Snoopy. He didn't come back last night, but does the media know where he went? Winning is a happy thing, but There's no need to make a dozen blondes go crazy together!!"

Mr. Thibodeau wiped his mouth.

The 50-year-old magister has become less and less suspenseful with the award of "best coach", and his temper has improved a lot. He even joked about this group of junior soldiers: "Two women are like facing three double-teams on the court!! Do you understand?"

This metaphor provoked the criticized Jokinoah and others to burst out laughing.

The serious atmosphere disappeared in an instant.

Snoopy withdrew quickly, he didn't want to be regarded as a "positive model" in this matter.

When he left, Luol Deng and others had already begun to swear to Foreman. They emphasized swearingly: "It's really only a hand addiction, and a mouth addiction. There is absolutely no consumption of bullets. You will watch the next game." Well, we are definitely more brave!!!”

Foreman didn't bother to talk to them: "You just think the Knicks are easy to bully."

He didn't believe that these bastards only got addicted to hands and mouth, didn't they get addicted to eyes?

Really, not rigorous at all!

"Don't be an example!"

Foreman dropped this sentence, turned and left.

He also had to go to his room to dismiss last night's call-in service.

After all, playing New York!

Everyone is very relaxed.

Even if some media took advantage of the issue, they tried to create an image of the Bulls as "degenerate and unwilling to make progress". The Bulls' public relations department also did not conduct any rumors.

Playing New York, do you still expect the players to train every day as if they were playing the Lakers?

In the long season, it should be a combination of work and rest, as long as everyone has a degree in mind.

After all, this is an NBA team, not a concentration camp for elementary school students.

Everyone has seen the master of meat, why is it so pure? None of them drank, they just had a good time. This is already the purest team in nba.

Of course, this is thanks to Marbury's good teaching.

However, in the afternoon, Stephen still criticized their corruption and depravity from the ideological level, thinking that they currently have a tendency of hedonism. Next, you must tighten the string in your heart, strengthen your personal cultivation, and gather correct values, outlook on life and world outlook.

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In a sense, the series between the Bulls and the Knicks is indeed the least suspenseful existence.

The other strong teams are all encountering fierce sniping at this time.

The Miami Heat, second in the East, lost a road game in Indiana, and from the current situation, they need at least six games to solve this series.

The Boston Celtics and the Orlando Magic also scored 2:1.

However, the Celtics still have home court advantage. And the Magic have fallen. Judging from the current trend, the Knicks' opponent in the semifinals should be the Atlanta Hawks.

In addition, the Western Conference champion Spurs have been beaten 3:1 by the Grizzlies. Now, except for 60% of the basketball media's pages are used to report on the Duke's epic revenge, the rest of the pages are basically used to predict Memphis' black sweep.

Although the second-ranked Lakers in the Western Conference have led the Hornets 3:1, the decline in the strength of the defending champion this season is visible to the naked eye.

However, there are also reports. According to the current situation of the Western Conference playoffs, as long as they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the semifinals. Next, whether they encounter the Grizzlies or the Thunder in the Western Conference Finals, they are very likely to advance.

Just, is Dallas that good of a leap?

The little duke was a little worried.

Ding dong!

At this time, his cell phone rang, and he received a message from Russell-handsome boy-triple-double maniac-Westbrook.

"Hey, Snoopy, are you ready? Let's meet in the finals!!"

He is very excited. The Thunder, fourth in the Western Conference, just won their second home game. Currently leading 3:1, if nothing happens, they will advance to the second round.

And once they advance to the second round, their opponent will be the Grizzlies.

As the regular season champion Spurs are about to be hacked, all teams in the Western Conference have an infinite desire to win the championship.

It seems that rushing out of the west is just around the corner!

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