Guard With a Knife

When the Duke used an exaggerated fade-back three-pointer to kill the Big Three in Miami at the American Airlines Center, the entire basketball circle was shocked.

The vast majority of neutral fans are on the side of the Bulls, screaming and cheering for this victory, shouting long live!

LeBron's "television decision" last summer screwed up what he's been known for, and a lot of people don't like him for it. After all, in the field of basketball, it is unreasonable for the top player to join the team and switch to another team for the first player in the league.

At that time, many people were waiting to see the jokes of the Big Three, hoping that someone could destroy James' dream of six consecutive championships!

Now, this person appeared. Both unexpected and reasonable.

The little duke became the biggest winner of the season.

In the past six months, he has completed his transformation from a controversial star, entertainment star, playboy to a superstar. Because of his violent dunks on the court and his comprehensive skills beyond imagination. In North America, more and more men are joining his fan camp, which can be seen from the sales of signature shoes.

Before last summer, it was rare to see a number 10 on most pitches in North America. When the name Snoopy is mentioned, it is often accompanied by the names of various well-known actresses and jealous expletives.

But now, there are more and more teenagers wearing the No. 10 jersey. They will blush to argue that Snoopy is the NBA's number one actual dunker, and they will also argue with Snoopy to emphasize that Snoopy is the Bulls' number one leader. The other party fought. Of course, it's more about Snoopy's behavior on the court: after hitting a three-pointer, he blows kisses to the beautiful girls on the sidelines.

Everyone knows that the little duke is a female killer.

Every No. 10 boy hopes that the genuine jersey can increase his masculine charm, so that more and more beautiful women will knock on his door.

But it is clear that Snoopy does not rely on jerseys to attract women.

In fact, as he walked into the tunnel, he stopped suddenly, took off his jersey and signed it to a white boy above the tunnel who excitedly shouted his name.

The lucky kid Skinner instantly became the focus of attention on social media, and someone even offered a whopping $30,000 for the jersey: enough to buy a new BMW 3-series sedan.

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At the end of the player's tunnel, the Little Duke was interviewed by tNt.

He told the camera calmly: "This is a normal regular season.

LeBron missed the pass in the last 20 seconds and I hit the shot in the last second. It's that simple, you can't attribute everything to luck, or skill. All in all, we won. But our ranking has not changed because of this, Chicago is still No. 1 in the East, and Miami is still No. 2 in the East. "

The little duke said calmly.

However, the tNt reporter asked a difficult question: "So, do you think this is the beginning of your basketball influence surpassing LeBron?"

"I don't know what the judgment is based on. If it is a win, then I won the first game against him. In the playoffs last season, I also eliminated his team. If it is a lore Man, I remember murdering him at least twice, maybe three times during the countdown."

Snoopy's conversation is earnest and lighthearted.

But his sincerity and ease create another view, which is: Does Snoopy think he's already started the operation? Now it's just that plans have just surfaced?

The well-known reporter Craig Sager laughed, and then changed the subject: "Well, this is indeed an interesting stretch. But now let's talk about the playoffs. As we all know, your next opponent is New York. Knicks."

"They are recruiting this season. After getting Stoudemire last summer, they traded Carmelo Anthony and Chauncey Billups during the season. They have both talent and experience. It seems that the Knicks are doing well. They have made all the preparations for a big fight. There are even voices saying that they plan to start the third black eight tour in team history."

"What do you think? As the main executor and leader of the last New York Black Eight miracle, are you optimistic about the current Knicks?"

Sager asked very gently.

The little duke's answer was like flowing water: "In fact, nothing seems impossible. Of course they firmly believe that they can win the series. Just like I firmly believe that I will advance to the second round at Madison Garden."

"So, when facing this opponent, you will not have any special preparations?"

"I don't answer that question." Snoopy shook his head: "You bad guy, good night! tNt audience friends, and Charles Barkley, I know you are sitting in the studio blowing the air-conditioning, and I have to go now Shower! Goodbye!!"

The little duke waves to the camera before walking away.

His refusal to interview is not because he is not good at dealing with the media. In fact, everyone who has had close contact with him knows that he is smart, talkative and has a sense of humor. He just doesn't like dealing with the media that criticizes him. .

Just like the ESpY awards ceremony last summer, he didn't participate.

Charles Barkley was caught by Snoopy Q, and he immediately showed a state of ecstasy. Like a fan who has succeeded in chasing stars, he was elated in the studio. When the camera came back to him, he couldn't help emphasizing: "The air-conditioning in the studio is actually not as good as imagined, especially when you are sitting next to a sprayer. When niggas with bad perfume."

Only black people can call each other niggers on TV.

Kenny Smith was not angry at all, instead he emphasized that his perfume was a private order from a certain Italian brand.

Barkley looked disdainful anyway.

Then, he began to make a preview to the TV audience: "Hey, wait and see!! The Knicks' nightmare is coming, and from what I know about Snoopy, he will definitely show his ruthlessness in the next four games Butcher knife. Those fans who think Cameron and Amarre are enough to resist Snoopy should wake up."

"It may be too late for you to stop those unrealistic arguments. Don't embarrass Amare and Cameron on the court!!"

Charles Barkley's tone seemed to be arranging funeral arrangements for the Knicks.

Even though the series hasn't even started yet, he's already set the tone for a four-to-zero sweep.

This made Kenny Smith very unconvinced: "I don't believe that the Knicks can't steal a victory!!"

"I can't steal it! I can't steal it!!" Barkley said decisively: "I can give you fifty thousand dollars. From what I know about Snoopy, it is absolutely impossible for him to forgive himself because LeBron James was sold off because of a word." The Knicks uniform team. Although Donny Walsh has been fired, the Duke Dog has not yet vented his anger!"

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