Guard With a Knife

Maybe it wasn't Miami's warm, humid tropical climate that motivated LeBron James to bring his talents to the South Coast. But anyway, Miami does have beautiful beaches and weather here.

That's probably why Joakinoah and Courtney were photographed wearing shorts on Palm Beach the day before the game.

Although Jokin has always claimed that he has nothing to do with Courtney.

But when the photos were put on the major media, his defense became weak.

Of course, although the team has been ridiculing the height difference between Joakim Noah and Courtney, but when the microphone was passed to Luol Deng: "Noah did not violate any laws or team discipline. He has the right to go to the beach with any woman, including the Kardashians."

"Also, two people appearing together on a certain beach doesn't prove anything? There's more than love between opposite sexes."

Lore Deng made a statement in front of the media.

In fact, half an hour ago, he urged James Johnson, Carlos Boozer, Ronnie Brewer and others in the locker room to take off Noah's pants to see if there was a Kardashian family on them. imprint and smell. In addition, I also expressed my deep gratitude to Noah for his spirit of sacrifice, thanking him for his willingness to sacrifice himself to the Kardashian family for the championship trophy! !

This is the current internal atmosphere of the Bulls.

They joked and teased their teammates casually in the locker room, but outside, they supported and defended with the same caliber and even opened their eyes to tell nonsense.

Snoopy loves the atmosphere.

It was as if Hilde put on Scarlett's clothes and knocked on his door again, but he didn't refuse.

Hilton recently promoted her movie in Miami, just in time, how could she not feel the roughness and tenderness of the little duke.

Recently, she has been making a lot of noise. Johnny Depp publicly courted her on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but this sexy actress, who is not even considered a third-tier actor in Hollywood, didn't give Pirates of the Caribbean any face at all. She threw the flowers into the trash can and told him forcefully : I will never fall in love with you.

This incident caused an uproar. Many people thought her behavior was too disrespectful, and some people liked her very individual style and thought she was a model of modern women. You won't hesitate for a moment just because the other party has high prestige and wealth.

Some people also began to worry that she would not get a role in Hollywood in the future,

After all, Johnny Depp is a superstar. Maybe he didn't mean it himself, but those production companies will more or less throw her aside when casting, no one wants to make a first-tier superstar unhappy because of a third-tier actress.

In fact, Weinstein, a well-known Hollywood producer, has already stated in the media that Aimee Parhild's behavior is extremely inappropriate.

In addition, Nicolas Cage, a former superstar and a good friend of Johnny Depp, also said that he will not cooperate with Hilde in the future, so as not to remind his old friend of bad things.

When these sounds occur in close proximity for a short period of time. Duchess ladies have stepped up, from Scarlett Johansson to Miley Cyrus to Taylor Swift.

The three of them were the first to support Hilde.

Immediately afterwards, Anne Hathaway and Jennifer also came out to speak out, and later, almost all Hollywood female stars were dispatched.

This has obviously become a certain social phenomenon, and it has been cast as a typical example of women chasing free love and resisting the suppression of strong men.

Under this operation, Aimee Pahild became famous because of this incident.

Moreover, Johnny Depp, who has been silent all the time, also came forward to claim that this is a private matter between the two people, and he respects Aimeepa's decision.

In this matter, the pirate captain who is deeply loved by American teenagers and has won the Teen Choice Award for many times is the biggest victim. First of all, the whole world knows that he was abandoned by a woman, and then this woman has become a role model for all women by virtue of this behavior.

The saddest thing is that a week later, this cold and independent woman who pursues free love will put on someone else's clothes and knock on Snoopy's door!

what is this?

Good thing Johnny Depp didn't know.

If let him know, he is likely to lose confidence in his masculinity. As a result, the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series of movies came to an end!

LeBron James is still very confident in his charm, just like... Before the final game, he generously posted his back muscle lines on Twitter, and attached: I can’t wait to be with Snoopidoo arena.

And @Snoopy10.

The little duke obviously doesn't have time to pay attention to online information. There are too many women @ him every day, and send him private messages with various posing photos.

Every time Snoopy opens the phone messages and clicks on those pictures, he always asks himself: "Do I seem to be the kind of person who is easily seduced by women?"

But anyway, when LeBron was training his back muscles in the gym before the game and took twenty photos and carefully selected the best angled one to tweet, Aimeepa was on top of him.

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Dwyane Wade said before the start of the game that he would not play this game as the Eastern Conference finals: "That's too stupid, I won't put all my strength in a regular season."

However, when the game started, he quickly charged into the restricted area. After a successful dunk over Carlos Boozer's head, he turned around and yelled at the audience: This-is-my-house! !

In general, Snoopy has played in the NBA for three years. But in terms of anger, if there is a fight in the NBA, the Flash will at least score eight stones.

Regarding Wade's sudden attack, the little duke was rather depressed. At that time, he was defeating Chris Bosh in the jump ball ceremony, but just as he landed and turned, Wade snatched the basketball from Rose and then raided the frontcourt to complete the dunk.

This caught him off guard.

And after Wade looked back, he still didn't forget to show off to Snoopy: "I know your ball-handling skills too well. If you meet in the Eastern Conference Finals, you'd better not jump the ball."

The Duke dog gave him an angry look.

After arriving in the frontcourt, Derrick Rose wandered around and quickly handed the ball to Snoopy after finding no route to directly attack the penalty area.

Snoopy fell on the 45-degree left flank, facing Dwyane Wade alone: ​​The Flash can be said to be the only person who has been the boss of the little duke. Snoopy joined Miami as the No. 8 pick. Wade is a well-deserved team leader.

Therefore, when facing Wade's defense.

Snoopy has always had a strong urge to beat The Flash in a one-on-one fight.

So, he slowly bent down.

He started to slap the basketball fast and densely, bang bang bang bang! The basketball kept changing its trajectory irregularly in front of him.

It's like a fierce drum, constantly beating on the defender's nerves!

Dwyane is on the verge of an enemy.

He must admit that Snoopy gives him the same feeling as a super scorer now, and he can't remember what Snoopy was like when he first joined the team: at that time, he seemed to be stumbling across the half court simply by dribbling the ball Bar?

While his head flashed back to the previous picture.

Bark!

The little duke suddenly took half a step forward, and Wade retreated half a step subconsciously.

And at this moment, the Duke Dog's shoulders suddenly raised upwards: this is a standard shooting posture, very fast.

The Flash jumped up in a hurry, for fear of being attacked by Snoopy with his signature one-throw.

However, just as he raised his center of gravity and stepped forward... bang!

The basketball passed through his crotch between his feet, and a cool and harsh wind blew the creases on his balls together with goosebumps.

At the same time, the little duke disappeared in a flash.

Earl Johnson in the commentary could not stop shouting: Bless Buddha! !

Snoopy actually killed the Flash with a Buddha? ? ?

The TNT live broadcast room was in chaos.

At the same time, Pat Riley, who was sitting on the sidelines, couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

He didn't expect that in just three years, the little duke had evolved to such a high level.

He is sorry.

When Snoopy jumped up in the paint area, he smashed the basketball to the basket with one hand like a storm. He closed his eyes helplessly.

Although since last summer, everyone has forgotten his stupidity in trading Snoopy, and instead praised him for his ingenious calculations, and his strategizing to win thousands of miles.

However, only he himself knows.

If forming the Big Three is an operation of 95 points, then trading Snoopy is an operation of -100 points. Moreover, this is based on the fact that the full score is only 100 points.

After all, how can a half-way couple compare with the child bride-in-law who was selected from the beginning. What's more, this child bride is still so amazingly talented!

boom!

The hoop roared violently.

Snoopy's one-handed dunk was like an explosion scene.

The fans in the American Airlines Center arena were shocked to hold their breath for three seconds, and then they exclaimed and booed. After a while of hustle and bustle, they also began to feel regret in their hearts. How great it would be if Snoopy was still on the team! !

LeBron James tried to replicate Snoopy's dunk on the next possession.

He is the only star in the NBA who can be at the same level as the Duke Dog in terms of speed, strength and explosiveness.

However, the Bulls' interior is clearly not Miami's interior.

Jokinoah's defensive level is not something Ilgauskas can compete with.

His lateral movement slowed LeBron's drive, and by the time he got into the paint, Snoopy was already galloping from the other side.

When he jumped up, he remembered the scene where he was blocked by Snoopy wearing the Heat's No. 10 jersey on this court, so he quickly turned the dunk into a throw... Bang!

Hit the board and put it in the basket!

Coming back, Derrick Rose drove to the basket off a Carlos Boozer screen for a backhand layup.

During the NCAA period, Mario Chalmers was able to defeat Rose to win the championship with the advantage of the team, but in the NBA, this is the battlefield of talent! He was powerless to stop the windy city rose from blooming.

Subsequently, Dwyane Wade singled Snoopy and scored a jumper with an emergency stop.

Snoopy assisted Carlos Boozer to complete a jumper.

The offensive and defensive quality of the two teams is very high. You come and go, and the sparks are flying.

Charles Barkley kept admiring in the studio: "You can't help but admit that this is the highest level battle in the East. The Big Three of the Mesozoic era vs. the Big Three of the new generation!!"

He counted Joakim Noah among the giants.

Maybe it's because he recently surrendered a fierce general of the Kardashian family! ! But anyway, he is indeed in the discussion list of "best defensive player" this season.

35:35.

At the end of the first quarter, the two quarters were miraculously tied.

After entering the second quarter, Miami chose to replace Dwyane Wade and let LeBron and Chris Bosh lead the rotation.

And the Bulls also had a tacit understanding to replace Derrick Rose, letting the Snoopy team carry it alone! !

Originally in Kenny Smith's forecast, he thought Miami's rotation lineup had a slight advantage.

But this speculation was shattered as Kyle Korver received Snoopy's breakthrough ball and hit 3 points from the two bottom corners.

Snoopy who returns to position 1 is the strongest combat readiness!

He harvested Mike Bibby's defense like weeds. Once LeBron James or Chris Bosh assisted in the defense, he quickly released the ball and accurately searched for his teammates like a cruise missile. Carlos Boozer and Kyle Korver The two teammates who chose to join in the summer eat cakes easily!

Moreover, Joakim Noah and Luol Deng can always find opportunities to jump from the basket and smash the basketball into the basket.

Derrick Rose on the sidelines saw it very clearly, he could feel Snoopy's care for him: he could play better in the No. 1 position, but he didn't do it.

In the sixth minute of the second quarter, the Bulls widened the point difference to 7 points.

Spoelstra replaced Dwyane Wade at the direction of Pat Riley.

When the Big Three gathered together, the Heat's firepower immediately increased.

The defensive pressure facing Chicago has also increased sharply.

This led to the weakening of the offensive level.

So, Tom Thibodeau quickly adjusted, he replaced Derrick Rose and Ty Gibson at the same time, and replaced Carlos Boozer and Luol Deng.

In this way, Snoopy was pushed from the 2nd position to the 3rd position.

He stood against LeBron James.

Although the height and shape of the two are very different, they look very different.

But for many fans, this is the normal matchup.

"If we reach the Eastern Conference finals, our confrontation will be normalized!"

When Joakim Noah executed a free throw, LeBron James said to Snoopy next to him.

Snoopy raised his eyebrows: "Then you have to prepare in advance."

talking.

boom!

Joakim Noah's shot hit the iron as expected, and the basketball came out of the basket.

And just as the basketball rebounded, Snoopy suddenly squeezed LeBron's position: For a person who often begs for food in the penalty area, James' position is too weak.

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