Guard With a Knife

Kobe Bryant has never been stingy in showing his close relationship with Snoopy in public, even a little show of affection.

In fact, the finals for two consecutive years are also full of enthusiasm. Many people, including Vanessa, are self-doubting: If I don't have genitals and daughters, will Kobe divorce himself and live and fly with the Duke dog?

Of course, the answer is no.

It is logically absurd to suspect that a "playboy" like Snoopy, who has dominated the list of Hollywood female stars for a long time, is gay.

However, this gave a signal to many people.

Will Snoopy head to Los Angeles after his rookie contract ends? There are countless and constantly changing female stars here, as well as the black mamba who is willing to spend Chinese New Year for him and hang European buildings with red lanterns, plus he has been living in Southern California before, and most of his His business is in Silicon Valley in Northern California, so he has no reason to stay in the central city. With his image of a "playboy aristocrat", it really doesn't fit Chicago: after all, in any crime game, Chicago is synonymous with violent neighborhoods.

Many of these voices pervade Los Angeles.

Frankly speaking, Chicagoans are also stressed. The more "good wife and mother" the black mamba behaves, the more worried they are about the duke's journey to the west.

Now the Bulls are at the most critical point of the 'renaissance of the dynasty'. They are currently No. 1 in the Eastern Conference and have four players selected for the All-Star Game. They have already hit the finals last season and they have a great possibility to win. Championship... as long as they beat Miami out of the East.

From this year's All-Star Game lineup, we can see the current pattern of East and West.

The Western All-Stars, including Yao Huang, who was unable to attend due to injury, came from a total of ten teams. They are Paul from the Hornets, Kobe and Gasol from the Lakers, Durant and Westbrook from the Thunder, Carmelo Anthony from the Nuggets, Yao Huang from the Rockets, Manu Ginobili from the Spurs and Duncan, Griffin of the Clippers, Love of the Timberwolves, Nowitzki of the Mavericks and Deron Williams of the Jazz.

Very balanced.

However, the Eastern Army has a completely different scene, with a monopoly posture of "many powerful families".

Including Kevin Garnett, who was injured and unable to play, a total of thirteen players. The Chicago Bulls occupy four seats, the Big Three of the Miami Heat take three seats, and Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen represent the Celtics and take three seats. With the remaining three spots, it is impossible for Dwight Howard to be absent as the league's No. 1 center, and Stoudemire, as the head superstar in New York, the largest market in the NBA, will definitely have a place.

In addition, Joe Johnson, who just took 120 million US dollars from the Eagles and led his team to the upper half of the Eastern Conference for three consecutive years, must of course be included.

As a result, the remaining nine teams in the Eastern Conference failed.

This proves the situation in the East from the side: there is a serious disconnect between up and down, and there are only a few who can play.

If we say that in the first two seasons, because of the existence of Snoopy, the East was able to achieve a dark horse miracle, then this year... even if the playoffs are still more than two months away, the teams in the semifinals and finals are already clear at a glance .

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When Snoopy stepped into the Eastern All-Star locker room, Stoudemire offered to give him a high-five.

"Hey, Snoopy! You didn't take Rihanna on a date the night before yesterday, but went to train with Kobe Bryant?" Howard's exaggerated tone came out from the side: "God, you are here Kobe Bryant over Kim Kardashian and Rihanna? Don't you know how many women hold their little brother at night and dream about them?"

Howard had an incomprehensible and incredible expression.

"If it were me, I would want it all!!!"

Dwight extended his right paw in a powerful pinch.

Snoopy shook his head with a wry smile.

At this time, Wade on the side has begun to laugh and question Howard's sexual ability. He didn't think Howard could satisfy those two physically powerful women at the same time. "They are all practical weapons. I am very worried about the bullets in your arsenal."

Howard turned away quickly, and he started bragging about his nineteen feats in one night, and his history of keeping twenty-one women out of bed.

But... almost no one believed his words.

Except for Snoopy, Duke Dog really believed it at that time, and he even thought in his heart: So I am not alone. There are men as majestic as me in this world.

However, when he cast his elusive glance at Howard, Dwight avoided it.

The part about the history of Warcraft's bed was quickly skipped, and Tom Thibodeau walked into the locker room in high spirits, and he began to arrange tactics for these big NBA superstars.

For him who was still an assistant coach in Boston for the first two years, he never thought that he would progress so quickly.

Although many people are saying that Snoopy is the real head coach of the Bulls, he no longer cares about these rumors. At least...he didn't feel that his talents were limited. On the contrary, he believed that Snoopy had perfected his tactics in many aspects, especially on the offensive end, he made up for his last shortcoming.

So, when he finished laying out his tactics. He subconsciously handed the tactical board to the little duke: "Snoopy, take a look, is there anything else you want to add?"

His voice and movements are very natural.

This naturally surprised other players. Although LeBron James has also experienced such an experience, no head coach has ever respected himself so much... This respect is purely out of business respect. Not the kind of "respect" that you have to follow your blind orders because you are a superstar, you are a fan favorite, and you are David Stern's godson.

While everyone was extremely surprised.

Snoopy gave a thumbs up with a smile. His emotional intelligence is not low enough to take over the tactical board and talk about it on such occasions. He just emphasized: "What you said is very comprehensive. However, I think that since it is the All-Star Game , We still try our best to attack inside, dunk more, and show more strength and beauty. Let those guys who claim to be skilled in the western team see our impact!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Carlos Boozer applauded vigorously: "It's great!! Snoopy is indeed a master tactician. This is the best All-Star tactic I have ever seen!!!"

Forehead…….

What he said made even Snoopy have black lines.

The other players looked at him in astonishment: Carlos Boozer, this is... what's wrong? Is the competition for the Bulls' 4 spot so intense?

In the slightly awkward atmosphere, the team leader walked in in time, and he informed the team members to prepare to wait. The grand entrance ceremony is about to take place.

This year's admission will be a little different from the usual ones, which can be seen from the time when the makeup photo is taken: when the East team is taking a group photo this year, it is no longer LeBron James holding a bouquet to symbolize the C position. Snoopy took a bouquet, too: a sight for the first time in All-Star history.

To be honest, James has some grudges about this matter. But... No way, more people at the Staples Arena tonight came to watch the battle between the Duke Dog and the Black Mamba. Although 23VS24 still has a large fan market, but...who in the City of Angels can refuse the love and killing between Snoopy and Kobe? You know... the big red lanterns at Kobe's house have been hung high for a long time.

And, most importantly. This is the entertainment capital of the world. With Snoopy's status as a leader in the entertainment industry, there is no reason why the NBA can't push him to the C position. Coupled with the fact that he is the All-Star ticket king, in a sense, he is more qualified to take the ball alone than James.

In fact, Boozer has long been muttering over there: Next season, LeBron has to stand on Snoopy's left.

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