Guard With a Knife

Reasoning with women is originally a boring thing.

Especially when this woman is your mother.

Duke Snoopy had only one way to respond. He hugged the Queen of Sweet Songs and told her: "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's Day."

Then, he returned to the airport with his leather bag.

When he arrived at the airport, he was told that flights had been canceled due to smog. Only a handful of Russian flights have the courage to fight the bad weather, but it is clear that the Duke does not want to be with crazy Russians, let alone go to Moscow for a connecting flight.

He can only wait for the cold air from Siberia to arrive quickly, blowing away the smog in the sky of the capital.

However, before the cold air from Siberia arrived, he met Liu Shishi in the VIP lounge. This made Snoopy feel a great surprise, but for Liu Shishi, it was an indescribable surprise.

If it wasn't for the crowd, she would have rushed directly to hug Snoopy tightly instead of gently tickling the Duke's calf with her little feet.

This is a very seductive gesture.

So, after forty-five minutes, the two bypassed the traffic jam and arrived at the hotel. After entering the suites one after another. The long-lost longing is frantically swinging back and forth, and the dandelion of love is constantly spinning and jumping in the singing of pain and joy.

...

The Christmas game held at the American Airlines Center Arena in Miami attracted a large number of fans in the eastern part of the United States to sit in front of the TV and watch the game. This game is known as the early warm-up of the Eastern Conference finals this season. The two teams are currently competing for the first place in the Eastern regular season. There is no doubting the eyeballs that the teams have drawn in a battle on the most emblematic of days.

That's why Scarlett Johansson, Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Lawrence and Selena Gomez are all on the South Coast.

However, the game that night left four people yawning.

It's not that the Christmas game wasn't exciting, but... the little duke didn't appear on the field.

He missed the Bulls' home game against the Boston Celtics before. In this game, although Derrick Rose scored a large double-double with 29 points and 14 assists, he still failed to stop the experienced Bostonians from taking the victory . The score of 125:102 is the biggest loss for the Bulls this season.

This defeat has caused some gossip to circulate in the online fan community,

Most of them are questioning Derrick Rose's ability to lead the team alone.

In this much-anticipated Christmas battle.

Derrick Rose's performance is still extremely eye-catching. He scored a game-high 37 points from inside and outside, and also had 7 assists and 6 rebounds. He beat LeBron James and Dwyane Wade statistically.

However, the team still lost.

And it suddenly fell into a scoring shortage in the fourth quarter, but after Miami increased its defensive intensity and targeted Rose's defense, the Bulls' tactical system immediately came to a standstill.

Although Tom Thibodeau kept changing players, he tried to get rid of Miami's shadowy defense.

However.

122:100.

Another big loss.

The Bulls ushered in a two-game losing streak without Snoopy.

The Miami Heat took first place in the Eastern Conference with their victory in the Christmas game.

"I'm not worried about this defeat. Even if the Miami Heat have the Big Three, they are not as strong as imagined."

After the game, Carlos Boozer, who scored 22 points and 11 rebounds in this game, appeared in front of ESPN's cameras when Derrick Rose refused to accept an interview: "Don't forget that Snoopy didn't play tonight. If He's on the court, do you think ... Miami has a chance to win?"

Boozer raised an eyebrow: "They'll be taught a lesson."

Anti-Bone Boy has a mouth full of 'rainbow farts'.

In his mouth, Snoopy seems to be the number one player in the league, whoever catches and destroys.

However, his remarks tonight caused ESPN to discuss: If Snoopy is on the court, will he influence the situation of this game?

In McBrin's postgame discussion, Reggie Miller argued that the Bulls would have had a better chance of winning if Snoopy had been on the court. Because Snoopidoo's scoring average has reached 21.5 points per game this season, and he also has 10.8 assists, 10.5 rebounds and 2.1 blocks per game. If the Bulls add those numbers, Chicago's victory is a given.

But Bill Wharton believes that the cooperation of the Big Three is more appropriate, even if Snoopy is present, there is no way to change the situation. Moreover, he strongly opposes Reggie Miller's argumentation method. He feels that the roles of Snoopy and Derrick Rose overlap, and the addition of the two cannot achieve the effect of 1+1 equals 2.

These two arguments have their own market.

"I won't bother with any hypothetical questions. Now we are No. 1 in the East and we won the Christmas game. I am proud of my teammates. They are the best teammates on the planet." Chris Bosh after the game Take the initiative to talk about it in an interview.

"Actually, this summer, before I approached Miami, I went to Chicago and we had amicable discussions. But in the end I chose to be with LeBron James, and I'm happy with my choice. Of course, that's not disparaging. Anyone mean it, I just think it's a little bit closer to a championship."

Chris Bosh is not a deliberate bad guy, he will automatically speak his mind when he is chatting.

With the intervention of the media, these inner thoughts naturally formed a new focus of discussion. Like, ‘Suppose, if Chris Bosh joins the Chicago Bulls, will the Bulls be better than they are now? ’ ‘Miami is the best choice for Chris Bosh! ’ The topic of ‘Snoopy’s qualifications are not enough to allow All-Star forward Bosh to serve as an assistant’ continues to spread in the basketball media.

At the same time, fans in the two places also attacked each other.

Chicago fans think that Bosh said this kind of thing at this time is simply a villain, a short-sighted attitude.

Miami fans feel that Chicagoans can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour, and they are simply envious and jealous.

Immediately, the Bulls fans counterattacked: I envy you ass, when Snoopy returns, you will beat your mother so hard that you won't recognize it.

Miami is cocky: Your duke dog will be drained by the duke girls before the playoffs start.

...

Fans from the two places on the Internet abused and slandered, and the atmosphere still had a feeling of feud in the East unconsciously. It's like Chicago and New York, or New York and Miami in the 90s.

It was early morning on December 26 when the little duke's plane arrived in Miami.

The long flight made him physically and mentally exhausted, when he finally found a hotel to stay in. The phone received a message from Scarlett Johansson, in which she told Snoopy: Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are fighting, and they can't stop each other at all.

She hopes that Snoopy can call to stop the two, and she said that if the fight continues, the two female stars with bright futures will face the risk of disfigurement.

Snoopy received the text message, shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, and then sent a message: "Where is it?"

"Ritz-Carlton"

When this text message comes.

Duge was stunned for a while, he looked down at his room card, isn't it Carlton?

...

. Miaoshuwu

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