Guard With a Knife

Although the news about the feud between Kevin Durant and Westbrook was full of hustle and bustle on the Internet after the game, there was even news that Westbrook, who had a close relationship with Snoopy, was actively operating the rookie contract and was at the same time as Snoopy. Go to the Los Angeles Clippers.

However, apart from triggering a small group of Clippers fans to blindly carnival, it did not cause formal discussions in the media.

The basketball media are busy making conclusions, such as 'The Chicago Bulls are the strongest youth team in the NBA', 'Snoopy's overall team leadership is better than Kevin Durant', and 'The Little Duke's influence is far greater than Kevin's Durant, he is more suitable for NBA facade superstar' and the like.

Although this is just an ordinary regular season, the actual impact is far-reaching. It officially declared that the public opinion that "Durant is more suitable to be a superstar" was shattered.

Snoopy has secured his position as the number one star of the league's new generation.

In the words of Carlos Boozer: "I can't think of anyone who is more suitable than Snoopy to represent the new generation of superstars and become the face of the league. In my heart, he should even be the first person in the league."

Of course, most American media and American fans are immune to Boozer's remarks.

But in China, it is very popular. He has become a close partner of Chinese fans from the original public enemy of Chinese fans. People began to forgive him for embarrassing Yao Huang countless times in the Jazz. After all, he praised Doug's appearance, which was so cute.

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Miss Sweetheart Anne Hathaway recently devoted herself to the filming of the world famous novel "Les Miserables". The harsh and cruel diet has reduced his weight by twelve kilograms.

The little duke is no stranger to this, as Anne made a point of visiting him in Chicago before going on the diet. At that time, she lay on Snoopy's chest and exhaled Youlan: "I want you to remember how I looked when I was plump."

Obviously, Miss Sweetheart is most concerned about the needy Snoopidoo who is seriously short of milk.

It was the third day when the Duke defeated the Thunder at home and stole the limelight in the basketball media, establishing his status in the arena in one fell swoop. Opened its third straight home game against the Charlotte Bobcats.

The entertainment industry finally broke new news.

This time, it finally overwhelmed Taylor Swift and the little Disney princess Selena Gomez's girlfriends.

Sadly, though: it's still starring The Duchess Girl.

It can be clearly seen from the video circulated on the TMZ gossip website that at that time, Emma Stone, who had recently made her mark in Hollywood, went to the filming set of the movie "Les Miserables". Servi's relationship is very close.

The two chatted very happily in the lounge, without even noticing that a camera was filming.

In the ten-minute video that went viral.

In addition to mentoring Emma Stone in acting, Anne Hathaway taught her the difference between "methodism" and "experientialism". I didn't forget to talk about the news about Taylor Swift and Selena.

"The two of them are too young, they will only cause trouble for Snoopy. Men will never like girls who cause trouble for themselves. Scarlett Johansson does this very well, even though she is a frank Bitchi."

"I hate open-minded actresses who look like 'ah, I'm cheerful, I'm lively, I'm free, I can talk about anything', they're just pandering to nerds staring at their computer screens and eating coke cookies...you know Yes, those fat nerds just like those so-called true temperament actresses, because they have no social experience, and they don't have enough intelligence to discern the logic of their speech."

"I can say suck on tv, I can say beeped words on tv, I can even go and say 'I'm ok with sharing the same man with my best sister as long as the man is good enough Our desires'..."

talk here,

Emma Stone whispered, "You mean Snoopy?"

This key question makes the communication value of the entire video reach its peak.

And it was Anne Hathaway's answer that pushed this video from the peak to another peak: "I don't doubt Snoopy's physical strength at all. He is the player with the most minutes in the NBA. Every part of his body is like Steel casting... ah!!"

Speaking of this, there was a sudden scream.

Then the video stops abruptly.

This brought infinite reverie to the audience, and at the same time, this video named "Miss Sweetheart Anne Hathaway said that she can accept other duchess girls to share Snoopy together" detonated the entire Internet in just two hours.

Although after reading the actual content, this title seems a bit catchy.

However, Anne Hathaway did say something similar. And she praised Snoopy's body as being made of steel... This is obviously a naked hint.

However, it also triggered a frenzy of self-promotion on Twitter by NBA players. Some players keep posting their minutes per game in order to sell their abilities in a certain area.

Even a loser like Zach Randolph can't help but list his attendance rate this season: 26 appearances, averaging 30.5 minutes per game.

Although this seems to be far from the Duke's average playing time of 41.6 minutes per game, but...by analogy, although it is not made of steel, it is at least at the level of stubborn stone.

There is no doubt that the release of Anne Hathaway's remarks made NBA players become the sweet pastry in the eyes of young North American women who can't fill their desires. At the same time, it also made the most popular American football player feel extremely depressed: It’s okay to earn less money than NBA players, but now even women have less than them?

Those female stars are really, those basketball players only know how to shoot the basket, and we football players are the iron-blooded impact.

When it comes to steel casting, who else can collide more than us? Stronger than LeBron James, when it comes to our football field, he is also a quarterback.

The little duke couldn't understand the depression of the rugby players.

What makes him depressed now is that the team lost to the Bobcats under the gaze of Michael Jordan! !

Moreover, Derrick Rose made a comeback in this game.

The reason for the failure was that Gerald Wallace and Stephen Jackson made 12 of 22 shots from the three-point line without warning, and the more important point was that the Bulls did not find a way for the two point guards to coexist peacefully.

Of course, the most direct reason is that Derrick Rose missed the final lore!

At that time, Snoopy was caught in a double-team between Gerald Wallace and Augustine. Ronnie Brewer, who served off the court, did not pass the basketball to Snoopy, but to Derrick Rose.

Derrick Rose rushed into the paint area and made an emergency stop jump shot, but Tyrus Thomas directly took it off, and the game ended.

This 101:102 loss made His Excellency the Duke extremely frustrated.

When a reporter asked him in the player channel what he thought of Anne Hathaway's remarks that he could satisfy multiple women at the same time, he almost blurted out: "I don't care about this issue, I just want to solve the team's double point guard tactics as soon as possible. ,Understand?"

Then, he walked into the locker room.

But, obviously.

The media is still more concerned about whether Snoopy can be hugged left and right, and...whether Anne Hathaway is really willing to share Snoopy with other duchess girls.

In the overwhelming reports, even the fans began to ignore Snoopy's performance on the field.

For normal people, people are more concerned about the gossip, especially the gossip involving many people.

And this time, uncharacteristically.

Scarlett Johansson, who used to like to compete with Anne Hathaway the most, did not fight back after being named. Even when the reporter handed the microphone to her mouth, she still refused directly: "Next question."

She obviously doesn't want to express any opinion on the matter. Even Miss Sweetheart criticized her in the video, saying that she was pretending to be frank, that she deliberately pretended to be straightforward, just to attract the favor of those nerds.

These remarks even made Kevin Durant refute on Twitter: "Miss a certain sweetheart should face up to her three views, and don't always talk about some eye-catching topics."

Everyone knows that KD is Scarlett's mystery brother.

Of course, what's more interesting is... the leader of the Thunder liked the 'Thunder Players Playing Schedule' released by the Thunder's official account three minutes later. In this table, Kevin Durant's playing time topped the list, There are 34.5 minutes.

Is this declaring your abilities?

Frankly speaking, the NBA has been in a certain unspeakable atmosphere recently.

Whether it is the team or the players, they are deliberately showing off their playing time... After all, in the logic of a female star, playing time is equal to that aspect of ability.

What man wouldn't want to assert his energy in that regard?

As fat as Eddie Curry, he declared strongly in Toronto: Although I don't have much playing time, I can play three of them!

Forehead…….

In this weird atmosphere, the All-Star voting channel is officially opened, pushing forward the season, and Christmas is getting closer and closer.

And three days before Christmas.

Snoopy disappeared from Bulls training camp, and he returned home.

During the recent period, he has been actively adjusting the team's offensive style of play, but the effect is good and bad.

Whether that's good or bad depends on how Rose feels with the puppy. If one of the two has a good hand, the game will become extremely smooth. And both of them feel very good, so this game is basically a massacre.

However, when both of them struggle with their touch and have to rush to the basket to seek kills, the effect will be discounted, and there will even be a situation similar to a computer downtime. If the opponent is alert enough, he can take advantage of the situation to defeat the bull. And if the opponent is not strong enough, most of them can be dragged into the lore stage. In this case, there is a high probability that the Bulls will win.

So, for the entire month of December... the Bulls' winning percentage remains No. 1 in the Eastern Conference.

However, the Miami Heat behind have quickly caught up. After half a season of adjustments, the mature Big Three quickly worked out an offensive system with stable output.

There are currently only 1.5 wins left from the Chicago Bulls.

It is worth mentioning that this year's Christmas game will be decided between the Miami Heat and the Chicago Bulls, and the Boston Celtics and the Los Angeles Lakers.

This is obviously the most interesting match between the two groups. David Stern obviously took great pains for the ratings of the TV station.

However, three days before Christmas Eve.

Duke Snoopy suddenly asked for leave and left the team, and got on a plane to the country.

Recently... the queen of sweet songs has been paying attention to the problems in the American entertainment industry. Although she suddenly became a predator in the entertainment industry. But... as a mother, can you not worry about your son?

In the beginning, it was just two young singers attacking each other.

Say what the other party seduced Doug and the like.

This made Lan Fei very dissatisfied. She didn't like this kind of farce similar to harem fighting for favor, even though she was a die-hard lover of palace fighting drama.

Then, things turned out beyond her expectation.

She had actually heard Anne Hathaway, an actress she admired so much, have said in a private conversation that she could share Doug with other women. It made her whole heart pound.

Although the domestic media has always set up a brand of Wei Guangzheng for the national hero, saying that Anne Hathaway is just taking Dug as an example.

However, as a child's mother, she still hasn't recovered from the excitement in the kitchen on New Year's Eve the year before last. She very much doubted that this matter might be true, and that similar things might even have happened... As a mother, I always have an amazing intuition.

In the overseas phone calls with Duge, Duge dodged such questions every time.

Especially when Lan Fei asked about his birthday party in New York, he was always evasive.

This made Du's mother determined to lure Du Ge back to the country for interrogation, and even brought out the false news that she sprained her leg when she went down the stairs.

She must establish a correct view of marriage and love for Duge, and must not be corrupted by corrupt capitalism. She firmly believes that men should be serious and dedicated and take their responsibilities.

Of course, what she hoped most was: Doug and Lin Weiwei collided quickly and sparked.

Only in this way can her thumping heart be at peace.

If she could make the decision, she even wanted to marry Duge and Lin Weiwei as soon as possible. So that those female stars in Hollywood who covet their sons will give up their hearts.

However, when Duge returned home from Chicago anxiously, when he saw his mother alive and kicking.

At that time, he was dumbfounded.

Then, he flew into a rage. For the first time he lost his temper in front of his mother!

He thought that the sweet song queen was just messing around, that she was a kid herding sheep, and that she was overdrawing her credit.

If something really goes wrong next time, will I come back?

Why use the relationship between mother and child as bait?

Is there anything you can't say on the phone? do you know i'm working ?

Regarding this, Queen Tiange was also aggrieved. She retorted: Can you speak clearly on the phone? Are you willing to tell me about your current relationship status? I am concerned, you know.

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