Guard With a Knife

Small disputes within the team did not affect the pace of the Bulls.

The Los Angeles Lakers are well prepared to deal with last season's Eastern Conference champions.

So far this season, the Lakers are still ranked No. 1 in the Western Conference, despite relying on their home winning percentage to rank ahead of the San Antonio Spurs, who are also 8 wins and 2 losses.

The Black Mamba was asked about Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez by the Los Angeles media before the game.

Entertainment reporters in Los Angeles are increasingly keen to get emotional information about the little Duke from Mr. Bryant, as if the black mamba had an affair with the Duke dog: This trend has been smoldering since before the start of last season's finals .

"I really don't know what they had with Snoopy. I've never been to Swift's recording studio, and I wasn't invited to Snoopy's birthday party in New York this year. We don't talk about women at all. things."

Kobe Bryant struggled with interviews from reporters.

But his answer caught the eyes of the reporters: Oh, if you don't talk about women, should you talk about men? Is it so philosophical?

This malicious look was quickly cut off by the black mamba, and he left the scene quickly.

Then before the start of the game, he was still discussing this matter with Duke Dog. He thought that Doug should cut off contact with these female stars as soon as possible: "You just make the recording studio incident public. The less you respond to this kind of thing, the reporters will Crazier."

Black Mamba thinks he is very experienced in dealing with these things. He also experienced dating female singer Brandy back then, but the trend passed quickly.

However, the Duke Dog was speechless.

How to say? Said that in the recording studio Selena called my mortar to practice pronunciation, or said that the birthday party in New York didn’t even eat cake, and I was crazy with four female stars and even a woman who had never met in one afternoon Personal combat?

Something that can't be explained.

He can only go to practice shooting with his head sullen, and then wait for the whistle to sound...beep!

At the start of the game, Joakim Noah easily beat Andrew Bynum on the jump ball.

The "Godfather of Washing, Cutting and Blowing" Bynum, who returned from injury, has a new hairstyle this season. He claims to be inspired by the Japanese anime "One Piece" character Zoro. He dyed his hair green, and it is still fluorescent green .

"God knows if it's to make him stand out when he drills women's breasts in nightclubs.

"Jojinnoah complained to the little Duke before the start of the game: "I just want to stuff his head under my crotch now. "

Snoopy declined to comment. In fact, he has no desire to stuff a tea egg with a green light on his head under his crotch.

However, when Joakinoah gave him the racket, he immediately slammed forward with the ball.

The Lakers sent newly joined defensive giant Matt Barnes to defend Snoopy, and his ability to follow up was pretty good. But when the two galloped to the three-point line, Snoopy used a sudden change of direction to shake him directly to the side, and then accelerated violently...the body jumped out suddenly.

Phil Jackson on the sidelines was stunned.

He was indeed intimidated. After watching the battle at such a close distance, he realized how amazing Snoopy's athletic ability has improved, and this has completely turned into a physical and violent style of play.

And when Snoopy rushed into the free throw line, he flew into the sky and hit the basket like a cannonball. Pau Gasol under the basket subconsciously chose to retreat...boom!

The dunks are coming! !

The entire basket was shaking endlessly under his brute force.

The Staples Arena was stunned for a while, and then bursts of uncontrollable cheers sounded.

It's a strange thing, Lakers fans are known for their eyes above their heads, and they rarely make excuses for other teams' stars. But for the Duke Dog, they showed unprecedented enthusiasm and tolerance, and even cheered for him when they were enemies in the finals.

It's as if Kim Kardashian, who was recently dating Nets forward Humphries, is still on the sidelines and cheering on the Duke with her half-sister Kendall Jenner in the Bulls' No. 10 jersey. She doesn't seem at all reconciled to ending her one-sided pursuit of Snoopy, and the whole of Hollywood knows that this talking-maker can't wait to join the duchess-girl fray, just like last night when Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez does.

However, no one is optimistic that she can let the little duke into her body. After all, Snoopy isn't black, and he doesn't lose his mind just because of a huge butt.

"You should be tough, Paul!!"

On the court, Bynum was quite dissatisfied with Gasol's evasive behavior. He believed that in the face of Snoopy's attack at the basket, he should go straight up and knock him down on the floor, in order to demonstrate the deterrence of the Zijin Army force.

After the Lakers returned to halftime, they still laid out the triangle offense step by step.

The Black Mamba opened up the singles on the strong side, Luol Deng, and quickly stopped for a jumper after a breakthrough... His moves are actually ordinary, but his timing is extremely good.

It's just the beginning, the body hasn't opened yet, the iron content is a bit high... bang!

While playing basketball, Joakim Noah immediately blocked Bynum under the basket, Ty Gibson also subconsciously blocked Gasol, Snoopy slanted forward, easily picked off the rebound, and then directly launched a defense from the basket fight back.

The Little Duke's advancement was extremely fast.

Not weaker than Derrick Rose at all.

Only then did Boozer, who was sitting on the bench, realize that Snoopy had been keeping a low profile in the previous ten games.

At this time, the little Duke and Taj Gibson on the court completed a quick pick-and-roll at the free throw line. Snoopy flicked his wrist after attracting Gasol's defense. The basketball just took off... everything fell into place.

It's a perfect pass.

But Tai Gibson, who made his debut this season for the first time, was obviously eager for kindness. After he received the basketball and took off, he actually performed a 360-degree turn. When he turned around, his strength and momentum were actually gone. It is the end of the crossbow.

And Bynum has already galloped here. It is not unreasonable for him to be affectionately called a "historical center below the head" by Lakers fans. His physical hardware is too strong.

When he jumped and swooped, there was no way for Taj Gibson to escape.

Snapped!

The basketball was forcefully drawn out of bounds.

Roar! !

The green-haired Bynum beat his chest and roared after landing. He was very excited. It's like Sauron with three swords.

"See? This is defense!!"

He turned his head and gave Pau Gasol an earful.

He is obviously a little bit drifting now. After signing the big contract, he didn't take this all-star partner seriously.

For the internal affairs of the Lakers, Snoopy did not want to get involved.

But when Bynum focused his provocative eyes on himself and muttered, "You dare to bully the Spaniard", Doug felt the need to give this "historical center below the head and the godfather of washing and blowing" Schedule a lesson in etiquette.

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