Guard With a Knife

"Last night, Lord Duke joined the Chicago Bulls in the first game and scored a big victory. According to insider information, Lord Duke disappeared in the locker room during the intermission. And the inside of the arena has been haunting ecstasy. Meowing...A player in Atlanta who did not want to be named stated that they heard the voice of a Hollywood female star in the locker room. The voice was tactful or high-pitched, but it was definitely not in a normal environment..."

When MTV used Muling’s ambiguous reports, Snoopy had a relationship with a certain Hollywood actress in a mysterious room in the United Center Arena during the intermission. It is conceivable how exaggerated the messages on the Internet and the reports of street newspapers can be.

In fact, this matter has detonated everyone's nerves.

Gossip fans on the Internet have been waiting for too long. The American entertainment industry has been calm for a while, and even Justin Bieber rarely confessed to Selena in the media these days. He went to Europe for a tour.

Although the Kardashian family tirelessly spread some news on their reality show that tried to arouse people's carnival, no one cared about them at all. Even Kim Kardashian has recently been criticizing his ex-boyfriend, the well-known nfl athlete Reggie Bush’s performance in bed is inversely proportional to his strong body, which makes Reggie Bush a little bit irritated. He said that his cavernous body can even spray out. Kardashian completely overwhelmed energy. This analogy is a bit funny. Kim Kardashian made fun of him for almost ten minutes in her show. She said that maybe he can actually spray a lot of things, but that thing is like the nozzle of a high-pressure water gun for cleaning a car... this design According to some physics knowledge, the smaller the force-bearing area, the greater the pressure.......

I couldn't believe that Kim Kardashian could say such scientifically literate words. But then she began to emphasize: "I don't plan to date a rugby player anymore. I'm going to find a basketball player."

Everyone knew that she was speaking to Duke Snoopy. But there are still a large group of basketball players who are crazy about it. They want to prove that they have a large area of ​​force and pressure on Kim Kardashian!

Of course, no one cares about these unqualified news except for themselves.

People only care about the matter of Lord Duke.

Its appearance even made the trailer of "Iron Man 2" dull. People are obviously more concerned about who is the first-line Hollywood female star who is rumored to be able to make a meow.

"We did find something unusual in the small room next to the visiting team's locker room. In fact, this house has been permanently designated as Snoopy's dedicated rest room. The space there is not small, if Lord Duke wants to do something, the conditions are completely allowed. And the ventilation duct of that house is connected to the visiting team's changing room, and it is not closed. Therefore, you can indeed hear the movement from there!"

A staff member of the United Center Arena arranged his hairstyle in front of the camera, from 37 to 46. He seemed very keen to perform in front of the camera, and even described possible postures with his body movements.

The guy named Eisen was told to be fired the afternoon he appeared on Chicago TV. Gary Forman didn't like a staff member who betrayed the team leader in front of the camera. Although he was also very curious whether Lord Duke had any eye-catching physical contact with a certain Hollywood female star in that small room.

Anyway, everyone is now engaged in this lively and extraordinary gossip event. The name of almost every Duke girl who had been implicated with Lord Duke was pronounced.

Currently, the top votes are Emma Stone and Anne Hathaway.

Emma Stone is because she is the duke girl who recently made a public appearance with the Lord Duke. Her first appearance defeated Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez backstage at the awards ceremony and sparked the entire Beverly Hills Boulevard. Her traffic is paralyzed. Of course, her suspicion is the biggest, and she is currently working in Illinois.

As for Anne Hathaway's suspicion, she posted a picture of her wearing the Bulls No. 10 jersey on her facebook page that evening, which made people guess that she would go to the United Center Arena. And, among the Spider-Man that Warner plans to shoot recently, she is considered to be the most powerful competitor to Catwoman.

"Anne Hathaway must be doing simulation training for a new role. She has never been a fan of the method school, she is an actor of the experience school."

"Entertainment Toutiao" has an extraordinary analysis.

Among these voices, Scarlett Johansson, who was photographed appearing in the United Center Arena, took third place.

"This seems ridiculous."

Scarlett felt ridiculous about the instant voting rankings on the Internet, and turned around and tried to seek justice from Lord Duke.

The Duke is temporarily renting in the small town of Kenilworth in the Lake District north of Chicago. This is the second richest town in the United States in the mouth of real estate agents. It is only a 30-minute drive from downtown Chicago. For this reason, the agent named Michael even Don't forget to mock the **** of basketball because of this. He thinks that Jordan's luxurious manor is too far from the city. It is not worth 29 million US dollars at all. Maybe it will only sell half the price in the end.

Later, he was proud that Lord Duke rented this single-family villa for five thousand dollars a month. He believed that Snoopy had spent the money in the right place and he would definitely become the new richest man in basketball surpassing Michael Jordan in the future. , And led the Bulls to a great dynasty of more than six championships.

His mouth-candy lotus flower did not get too much praise from Lord Duke. He just signed a contract with Derrick Rose's help and moved in quickly.

Then in the evening, Ms. Scarlett Johnson appeared here as a hostess.

She began to give the Lord Duke dinner, adjust the hot water, and then leaned down in the bathroom.

She enjoys everything here, except for the **** spring bed.

"This is really ridiculous. No one is paying attention to me for winning a triple-double, and no one is paying attention to Derek's career highest score. Our first cooperation was so blurred out of focus!"

Lord Duke opened his palm~www.ltnovel.com~ He finally realized that his basketball career had been diluted a lot because of the gossip scandal.

This was supposed to be a big book, but now people just want to know who the first-line female star in Hollywood is and how charming is her meow?

What makes Snoopy even more unacceptable is that commentators who seem to be doing nothing but show off their basketball knowledge can even pick the bones from such a classic game.

"...No one knows what Snoopy was doing until the first half of the third quarter? But I'm sure if the Bulls try to replicate such a game, it will definitely become a typical loser. Snoopy is definitely not what Reggie Miller did. The advertised talent of shooters, his three-point shooting rate cannot always be at 5 of 7 shots. In fact, he is a star who needs the ball, and his cooperation with Derrick Rose is two inefficient. The combination of stars. They can never match the height of Jordan Pippen, they are just a weakened version of Iverson and Anthony!"

Bill Simmons must be crazy.

Snoopy felt that the veteran Celtics fan must have his head full of paste.

And when he tried to bounce off the **** box spring before going to wash, his cell phone rang.

Miley Cyrus called.

This never sounds like good news. Although its ringtone sounds exactly like other phones.

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