Guard With a Knife

When Doug woke up again, it was already the next morning, and sunlight poured in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the room was bright.

What made him surprised and afraid was that... he didn't even have a trace of clothing covering his body, his right hand, left foot, and right foot were tied to the three corners of the bed... In fact, there were also traces of binding on his left hand, but it had been removed. Come down.

"Hey. What happened?"

Doug pulled and shook forcefully, trying to break the tie, but the tie was too tight, and he moved for nearly five minutes without being able to escape from the bed.

He started yelling, "Is anyone? Selena!!!"

The house was empty and received no response.

This made him fall into great worry. He even wondered if something happened to Selena.

His head started to remember what happened last night. At that time, his consciousness was very vague, but he could clearly feel that he was in a very comfortable and ambiguous atmosphere, and his body was also strongly affected by that atmosphere. 'Excitement' is like having a beautiful spring...dream! !

Du Ge quickly raised his head and looked around.

The sheets are neat and tidy, and there is no sign of war.

But... what happened?

Doug twisted his body, he found that he seemed to be much more flexible than before. He tried to lean over and use his left hand to untie the rope of his right hand.

This action is not difficult for ordinary people, but for Doug it is an insurmountable gap.

But...today.

Doug unexpectedly succeeded. He actually completed the ‘difficult’ movement of twisting his body and untied the rope with his right hand with his left hand.

Then he sat up again and untied the ropes of his feet.

He quickly put on a pair of trousers casually, and he went to see Selena the first time.

But... no one was found.

There was breakfast and a note on the table.

"Please forgive me for adding sleeping pills to Champagne."

"I must admit that I have a quirk, I am obsessed with your body."

"So last night, I carefully visited and kissed every inch of your skin. This made my spiritual world a great satisfaction."

Ok? ?

Du Ge subconsciously touched his crotch. Selena's "every inch of skin" made him have a bad idea.

He hurriedly looked down, and one line was crossed out below, but after careful examination, he could vaguely see the content above: "I have liked to eat Alps since I was a kid. But this is the first time I have eaten poppy...milk... ...It makes me...shy..."

"Goodbye. Snoopy! I will not spoil your relationship with Miley Cyrus. Tonight's game, be sure to come on! I will pray for you in Los Angeles!"

Du Ge finished reading this note.

He finally figured out what was going on in the subconscious mind.

"Am I being molested?"

Du Ge muttered to himself.

Then lower your head to eat breakfast, anyway, the protein must be added back.

During the breakfast, he turned on the TV, which happened to be the TNT channel.

This upcoming Chinese Derby has been heavily promoted by the NBA.

Because this is a real Chinese derby: now Du Ge and Yao Xuan are the tactical cores of the two teams respectively. Both of them are kanban stars, so they are equal, and this kind of confrontation can attract more attention.

However, the angle of TNT is obviously somewhat different. Their reporter interviewed Joey Dorsey and Ron Artest: they were the former and current templates of Dugge.

Ron Artest was traded to the Houston Rockets this summer, and this deal was once known as the heaviest deal of the offseason.

Everyone thinks that the Houston Rockets, which once created 22 consecutive victories last season, can hope to form a duo with the Los Angeles Lakers after getting Ron Artest. After all, they have Yao Huang, Tracy McGrady, and a famous coach. Delman.

However, as of this season, they are still the crane tails of the top three in Texas. Ranked sixth in the west.

The reason is that Tracy McGrady is injured again. The top swingman who once covered up Kobe Bryant's sharpness has been suffering from back injuries, waist injuries, shoulder injuries and knees in recent seasons. Since joining Houston , He hasn't played even one full attendance season.

"I don't seem to be qualified to evaluate him anymore?" Joey Dorsey from the University of Memphis accepted the reality very calmly when facing the camera: "His progress is too fast. He is now an NBA elite player, maybe not. People would believe that he was called the poor version of Joey Dorsey."

There was a frustrated smile at the corner of his mouth.

Now Doug is already a core player in Miami, and even completed an epic quadruple-double performance in Denver last week. On the other hand, since the start of the new season, a total of one game has been played. The rest of the time is either on the bench or under the NBDL.

The fate of the two has no intersection at all.

Now Doug's name is more often used to discuss with the proud of the heavens like Derrick Rose, in fact, in November's Rookie of the Month, he has already squeezed Rose to become the Eastern Rookie of the Month.

After Joey Dorsey disappeared from the TV screen, Ron Artest appeared in the TNT live broadcast room.

He calmly finished the interview with Joey Dorsey. At this time, Charles Barkley asked him: "Ron, your teammates seem to have no confidence at all?"

"No way." Artest shrugged his shoulders: "You know, Joey Dorsey can't even play in the official games, so he is full of self-doubt now. I think that after a while, permission will be more a little better."

"Okay. Before officially entering the basketball discussion. I want to ask you a non-basketball question. Do you think Snoopy has high credibility in defeating Kenyon Martin, Chris Anderson and JR Smith in the locker room? Many media are now discussing this matter." Kenny Smith asked the veteran NBA brawl expert about this gossip issue that the basketball circle is concerned about recently.

"To be honest, I don't think Snoopy can beat Kenyon Martin in an undifferentiated fight. Martin is a man who has learned boxing. Snoopy can hold three rounds under his hands, even if it is a great victory. So about the reports in the media now, I don’t even believe the punctuation."

"So." Charles Barkley hurriedly handed over: "Do you think you can kill Snoopy in a few rounds?"

"Maybe one round, maybe two rounds." Ron Artest was extremely confident on this issue: "But he must not make it through the third round."

"But... Ben Wallace once claimed that Snoopy's power surprised him. He said that Snoopy has at least 70% or even 80% of his power at his peak." Earl Johnson had a bad stomach, and he deliberately mentioned Benhua. Lace's name.

The whole world knows that in the Battle of Auburn Hills Palace, Artest persuaded him in front of Ben Wallace. Under the push of Ben Wallace, he voluntarily gave in, lying on the technical stage to calm his thinking. Then... when the fans provoke him, he rushes to the audience without hesitation and fights with the soft persimmons.

"Ben Wallace is not an authority." Artest curled his lips and said disapprovingly: "His power does not seem to be worthy of praise."

"So what do you think about the "Slam Dunk" impurity defining his latest template as you? He does have a lot in common with you. You both have a strong body and excellent defense..."

Kenny Smith's words are not finished yet.

Ron Artest couldn't wait to wave his hand: "No, no, no. He is very different from me. I have shooting ability, and my flexibility and flexibility are far better than him. His template should be based on this. Wallace, do you understand? They have almost the same position on the court and the same scoring ability. The only difference is that Snoopy didn't burn an explosive head."

"OK, last question. If you defend him tomorrow night, how many points do you think he can score under your defense?" Kenny Smith asked.

"0 points!" Ron Artest replied categorically: "I can even bet you, if he can score more than 15 points under the defense of Sean Battier and I, I will follow Charles to find one. Mother **** tongue kiss!"

"Hahahaha!"

TNT's live broadcast room laughed into a ball, everyone laughed forward and back together, beating their chests and feet.

"I said Ron, you are terrible. This is a gamble without a bit of risk. Snoopy has averaged only 6.9 points per game so far this season. He can't even make a layup. You actually set the threshold. Set it to twice as much, which is the same as my probability of buying a lottery tonight." Kenny Smith suggested after laughing: "I think you should lower the standard to 7 points, so It’s more sincere."

"Oh, no. I'm not going to be fooled by you! After all, I bet on kissing a female donkey tongue. I would not kiss a male donkey's **** as easily as Charles." Ron Artest insisted very much. One's previous principles.

Doug watched the TV blankly, and then his cell phone rang.

Pat Riley called to get the call.

"Have you watched the TNT talk show? If you can't get 15 points tonight, I will think you have lost all the Chinese people."

Patley used words to stimulate Dugge.

Doug stretched out, and he felt better than ever.

"The Chinese are very good at black players kissing donkeys ~ www.ltnovel.com~ whether it is a hip kiss or a tongue kiss." Du Ge's answer was relaxed and firm.

15 marks?

Dugge thinks this will not be a difficult thing, even if the defenders facing tonight are the well-known Sean Battier and Ron Artes, who has won the league's best defensive player as an outside player. special.

Because he found that his ability to control his body has improved to a new level. Although the upper body is still stiff, his coordination ability is much better. At least he can untie the rope with his left hand while being tied with his feet and right hand.

Just this action, putting it on the court can definitely make the layup action more varied, and the ability to finish the basket will definitely be stronger.

Therefore, he hung up the phone and rushed to the arena immediately.

He can't wait to check and accept the effects of the ‘good dream’ last night.

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