Chapter Sixty-Seven: Oh, Okay, I’m Hit!.

“Boom haha!!!”

“What’s wrong with the young master? I laughed wildly early in the morning. ”

“After reading a newspaper and getting nervous for a while, who knows? I don’t see anything ridiculous in the contents of the newspaper, but the scientist that the newspaper sings all about, Wess Donry, is not more famous, claiming to be “five hundred years beyond human wisdom.”

“A man with the world’s first brain”

Dr. Vegapunk’s unrealistic type, he is down-to-earth, concerned about the suffering of the world, and can indeed be revered as the “God of Medicine”

“Light of Redemption”

“Dr. Reality”

“Eternal Sun”…”

“Hahahaha!”

deck of the Flamingo Numandia; Doflamingo laughed forward and backward, completely gaffe: “Know what I’m laughing at?” Lafitte? I’m laughing at what you said! ”

“God of Medicine”?

“Light of redemption”?

“Dr. Reality”

“? Return him “Eternal Sun”? A bunch of idiot journalists! What do they think? Even if he is the sun, it is not a red sun, it is his black sun! ”

Hahahaha, no more!

“Haha, they’re completely fooled!”

Lafitte, the “Devil Patrolman” from the West Sea, is tall, fair-skinned, wears an exaggerated top hat and carries a vermilion stick, like a mime actor; His voice was as soft as his looks: “Oh? So, do you know Vi 20th Donry? ”

“That’s him.”

Doflamingo stopped laughing with difficulty and patted the huge treasure chest on the side: “The bastard who forced us to set out overnight and rush to the territory of “BIGMOM”. ”

“Oh hehe~”

Lafitte turned his stick: “Two very different faces, half angels, half demons?” Interesting. ”

“You’re wrong! No angels, pure demons! ”

Doflamingo corrected, resolutely judged: “If he is in the newspaper, you better not even believe the punctuation, not really!” He tricked fools into playing! Those guys in Torrepol always praise me indiscriminately, brainwash me, and say that I am some kind of “evil incarnation” compared to him, I don’t deserve it! 咈咈咈咈~”

Glancing at the huge treasure chest, Lafitte said, “What did he put in it?” ”

“The so-called

“Zerg?”

Doflamingo urgent: “It’s part of the experiment. ”

Dressed in a metal coat, wearing a helmet and a mask, Guladius interjected: “Is it really okay?” Less Lord! We have just swallowed up the power of the “deep current” Yumet, who is sheltered by BIGMOM. ”

“So I will make amends for my sin!”

Doflamingo looked sideways and said, “In any case, I have no doubt about the work of Wess Donri, and BIGMOM will be satisfied!” The war between the BIGMOM Pirates and the Giant Village of Elbaf is deadlocked,”

“BIGMOM”

“I don’t have the extra energy to clean me up.”

The Numantiana Flamingo rode the wind and waves and went at speed. up to the Totland Sea; What you can see is the sea of soda juice, the tart-like outpost, the talking tree, the candy tiles, the chocolate walled houses…

“Dream Utopia” lives up to its name. ”

Lafitte was amazed.

Doflamingo cold: “Bang is also an appearance!” They are anthropomorphic creatures made by the superhuman soul fruit ability of “BIGMOM”, and “Homiz” collects the souls of the inhabitants of all nations as raw materials! The soul is life, and the inhabitants of all nations have to pay one month of life every June, they are getting security, food, but what they lose is life! ”

“What is the price of leaving the nations?”

Lafitte knows the pirate’s nature.

Doflamingo said: “The idea of BIGMOM is”

“Those who come do not refuse, and those who go are not allowed.”

The pirate ship slowly enters the harbor and anchors on an island in the shape of a cream cake.

“You still dare to enter our territory, Doflamingo!”

The third son of the Charlotte family, Daifuku with blond hair and mustache, led a team of men and horses, murderously blocking the road.

Doflamingo looked up at Dafu, who was much higher than him, and said with a grin: “Why are you angry?” I really didn’t know that the “Deep Ocean Current” Yumet belonged to your BIGMOM Pirates, and he found out after moving, it was too late! I prepared a gift today and came to apologize to “BIGMOM” and clarify the misunderstanding! ”

“Acquaintance bastard guy.”

Daifuku removed the hand that rested on the belt of the magic lamp symbol, and led the way depressedly: “Your gift is still it”

“Giant potion?”

Doflamingo said, “No, it’s better!” ”

Drive all the way to a castle that is also in the shape of a cream cake.

“Mom, hahaha, who is coming?”

Fifty-nine-year-old Charlotte Lingling, long gone from the beauty that was famous when she was young, frequent childbirth, and sweet-tooth eating habits, destroyed her appearance and figure, but her huge body of eight meters tall, heavy makeup and smeared old witch face, the combination is more oppressive, the perfect fit for “BIGMOM” is daunting.

Behind her, left and right, floating a cartoon sun, a cartoon white cloud, and the cartoon skeleton on the captain’s hat, all alive.

Doflamingo was not verbose and motioned for his subordinates to offer the huge treasure chest to Charlotte Lingling.

“Wow! Treasure chests! ”

Charlotte Lingling immediately rubbed her hands childishly, looking expectant: “What is it?” Dover! The cuisine of the Kingdom of Dressrosa? ”

“How can you ask others what is in the treasure chest? The chest has to be opened by yourself to get enough surprises. ”

Doflamingo coaxed.

Charlotte Lingling’s hobbies are very wide-ranging, the most famous is food, especially sweets, because food invades the country and destroys the horror and absurdity of the town; Immediately followed by philatelic fetish, having children, forty-two husbands! Eighty-four children! All that’s left is to collect exotic beasts, open treasure chests and…

“That’s right! That’s right! I’m going to open the treasure chest~”

“Boom! Bang! ”

Violent lifting the lid of the treasure chest, Charlotte Lingling was pleasantly surprised, look at Doflamingo, look at the six or seven meters tall tied in the treasure chest, green skin, joints like insects, slightly handsome facial features of the weird insect man, repeated several times, excited hands danced: “Dover! Could it be, could he be, he was…”

“Dr. Wes Donry, who has recently become famous, was the first to confirm the existence of a unique special race, the “Zerg”! I took great effort to arrest him as compensation for my intention to offend you. ”

Doflamingo is also a liar.

Charlotte Lingling picked up the insect man, and couldn’t put down the fat face paste: “Great! That’s great! Mammama, my nations, has added another race! One step closer to my dream! ”

“There are gifts in the chest.”

The corners of Doflamingo’s mouth turned up: “If you are satisfied, I will not stay, next return”

“Giant Elixir”

“It’s not too late to 370.”

Doflamingo quickly led the men away.

Charlotte Lingling couldn’t listen to what Doflamingo said, hugged the insect man tightly, reached out and touched a large syringe in the treasure chest, and a “beauty needle” was written on the surface of the syringe to maintain normal jade and reproductive function.

It is estrogen.

“Double happiness!”

Turning around, Charlotte Lingling couldn’t wait to rush to the bedroom.

“Mom!”

Daifuku was embarrassed, helpless and scared, and tried to stop Charlotte Lingling: “That syringe is poisoned a priori!” With a new stepfather, you might as well have a big tea party, a wedding, and take advantage of the opportunity to grab the money that our war with the Giants consumes every day.”

“Shut up! It’s not your turn to care about me! Daifuku! Even if you are my son, you should understand the end of angering the old lady! ”

“The old lady gets on the bus first and makes up the ticket later!”

Charlotte Lingling’s drinking spread far and wide. About half an hour;

“Aaa Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! ”

“Why is it so unsturdy? Am I too excited? I actually sat it to pieces! ”

The disheveled Charlotte Lingling held her head and screamed, running all the way back to the lounge hall, shouting in annoyance: “Dafuku! Go after Dover! Go after him! Ask him if he can find another one.”

“Zerg!”

“Yes… Mom. Daifuku frowned. ”

“Wait!”

Charlotte Lingling shouted to stop, stroked her bulging abdomen, and her expression changed wonderfully: “Oh, okay, I’m hit!” I can give birth to a “Zerg” myself! Mom, hahaha! ”

One shot into the soul.

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