Great Tang Broom Star

The sound of the cannon blasting was very loud, probably the loudest sound since ancient times.

Li Yifu trembled all over, and immediately ran behind the pillar. He hid behind the pillar and peeped, and saw Jia Pingan standing there with an angry expression on his face.

"Is it over yet?"

Jia Pingan scolded: "This is the court!"

Changsun Wuji was also taken aback, but he was the most stable.

Yu Zhining sat directly on the ground, looking around in panic.

Xu Jingzong was stunned for a moment, looking very calm, but then trembled.

The other courtiers were in a mess.

Only Yang Deli is fine... Jia Pingan made a lot of big firecrackers, and they set them off in Daodefang on the first day of the year, and the explosions were louder than this one!

He was fighting all the heroes with his tongue just now, and now the corners of his mouth were foaming, but he felt that he could still spray for another half a day.

Li Zhi was quite satisfied.

Look at these courtiers, they were impassioned when they besieged me, but now it's just a firecracker that scares them like this, it's really... unsightly!

He narrowed his eyes and said lightly: "Calm down!"

The officials gradually quieted down, and someone said: "It was Jia Ping'an who set off a big firecracker!"

Fuck!

The artillery fire turned in an instant, and Jia Ping'an had nowhere to hide.

"...the court is carrying such a murderous thing, Jia Ping'an, are you trying to plot something wrong?"

Li Yifu was so ugly just now that he was blown away.

"Your Majesty, severely punish Jia Pingan!"

"This broom star will not only make Datang unlucky, but also has evil intentions. If that cannonball is thrown by His Majesty's side... Your Majesty, please take Jia Ping'an!"

Li Yifu complained angrily.

Everyone looked at the emperor, but no one noticed that Jia Pingan took out another cannonball, ignited it and threw it at Li Yifu's feet...

The guard found again,

He couldn't believe that Jia Pingan still dared to make a move, so he rushed over to stamp out the firecracker. But before reaching the place, the artillery battle exploded.

Boom!

Li Yifu's body jumped three feet high, and when he landed, he screamed, "Help!"

He yelled, the smoke cleared, and everyone found that this man was fine.

Well!

"Li Xiang... calm down!"

"help me!"

Li Yifu was so frightened that he urinated and screamed wildly.

"quiet!"

Master Jia said with a serious face: "We are discussing matters! Be serious!"

A group of important ministers are mad at the emperor, what does it mean to be serious? This is called seriousness.

But no amount of beeps can withstand a cannonball battle. If it is not enough, get a gunpowder bag, ignite it and throw it in the middle, and Datang will be quiet.

Li Yifu knelt down, "Your Majesty, I beg Your Majesty to be the master for my minister."

I want to peel your skin now!

This wild dog became more and more disregarded the overall situation.

Li Zhi was thinking how many years this person would last.

But Li Yifu felt that he was the emperor's confidant, with left and right hands... Have you ever heard of someone who cut off his left and right hands?

I am not afraid!

Everyone fell silent.

But silence is worse than spouting.

These people stared at Jia Ping'an with cold eyes. Once these old ghosts wanted to make eye contact with someone, they had to find a rope to hang themselves as soon as possible to make it easier.

"Your Majesty, the broom star is terrible, please punish Jia Pingan severely."

"The meteorite rain was caused by Jia Ping'an. If this person is not severely punished, Datang and His Majesty will be in danger!"

"Severely punish Jia Pingan!"

The crowd is passionate!

Old Xu and his cousin tried their best to refute it, but it was just a stand-up comedy.

Li Ji took a look at Jia Pingan, thinking that this baby was a disaster, but...

Li Ji got up, "Your Majesty, this statement is wrong!"

Li Yifu smelt of gunpowder, and said with a sneer: "What does the Englishman mean by this? The old man knows that Sao Baxing and your grandson are brothers, but this is the imperial court!"

He cleverly countered Li Ji with Jia Pingan's previous words.

Li Ji said indifferently: "The merit of Sanmenxia is enough to prove that Lord Wuyang is not a broom star."

Jia Pingan suddenly laughed.

"why are you laughing?"

Li Yifu asked coldly.

"I laugh that the meteorite rain didn't cause any damage, but some people can't wait to use it to achieve their ulterior motives."

Look at the emperor, sitting there looking extremely weak, pitiful and helpless...

Pooh!

I read it wrong.

The emperor was preparing to pretend to be his grandson, and after this difficulty was over, he would wrestle with his ministers.

but……

Jia Pingan said disdainfully: "Meteorite rain is falling, how is Tang Dynasty today? Is there a disaster? Is there an important person? I heard that the wind is rain. If there is a heavy rain, is it also my fault? Or the earth dragon turning over?" It's also my fault... do you know what this kind of behavior is called?"

He said word by word: "It's called... people are useless, strange eggs hurt!"

Yang Deli couldn't help being dumbfounded watching his cousin verbalizing the officials.

When was my cousin so brave?

None of these bosses are good at it, cousin... isn't he afraid of being beaten to death by them?

Li Yifu said indifferently: "Meteorite rain is a scourge, it has long been judged. The old man asked you today, you said it is harmless, can you prove it?"

Of course!

Jia Pingan nodded.

Li Yifu was secretly happy, thinking how could this meteor shower prove harmless? Jia Ping'an is also throwing himself into the trap.

"Xiao Jia!"

Xu Jingzong was a little flustered. He always felt that Jia Pingan's words were too much. If he couldn't prove that the meteorite rain was harmless...these old ghosts could eat him alive!

Impulsive!

Old Xu is really sincere to me, but it's a pity that he is an old man...

If it is a woman, I will join hands with her.

"Everyone, go to watch the stars at night. You can see the Milky Way in the sky, and the stars are twinkling. These stars are big and small, and they are far or near to us. The small stars that are close will be sucked by the big ball under our feet."

Jia Pingan pointed to the top of his head and said: "Do you know why the white clouds don't float out? That's because there is a cover in the sky above our heads. This cover protects us. After the meteorite is sucked in, it will break through the cover. Then..."

His hand moved down, "Everyone once rode a horse, do you still remember that feeling?"

Xu Jingzong said: "The wind is whistling in my ears, and it is chilly."

Old Xu is indeed my best supporter... Jia Pingan nodded, "There is no wind, there is only the friction of breaking the air after the speed is fast, so it feels like wind..."

Is it really... Master Jia is also a little confused, but let's talk about it first.

"When the speed is fast enough, the air friction will intensify, and the meteorite will burn violently...so we can see the meteorite shower shining, and even dragging a small tail, because they are burning...not what."

A bunch of idiots.

"How to prove it."

Li Yifu is still holding on to this!

"I saw that the meteorite rain fell in the east. There must be some that are not fully burned. If so, I will search for it."

Seeing that everyone still wanted to attack, Li Zhi said: "In that case, I will send Shen Qiu to follow."

"Your Majesty, I beg you to follow along."

Li Yifu hated Jia Pingan to the bone, and at the moment he didn't care about the emperor's blame, so he came out and said.

Li Zhi looked at him with gloomy eyes, neither happy nor angry, "Yes!"

Jia Pingan turned around and left the hall calmly.

Shao Peng waited outside, and looked at him worriedly, "The queen summons."

"Light up the firecracker!"

As soon as she met Wu Mei, she kicked her away.

"I ordered two more!"

Another kick.

Wu Mei gritted her teeth and said: "Let's not talk about the Tang Dynasty, even the former Sui and Han have never heard of such things, why don't you go to heaven?"

"Sister, I can go to heaven."

Master Jia is really in a hurry, isn't it delicious to get a hot air balloon out?

It's just that it will inevitably be mistaken for some kind of fairy.

"Also!"

Wu Mei kicked again, and Jia Ping'an's butt was covered with footprints.

"How to do this? I thought of a way!"

Wu Mei's eyes became more cunning, "You turned around and asked someone to bribe a family, and you said you saw a meteorite falling in the backyard, and then went to look for it..."

Sister, you really... Heroes see the same thing!

Jia Pingan also thought of this trick.

But Li Yifu is with him, so it's not easy to fool him.

Jia Pingan is ready to adapt.

"Xiao Jia!"

Outside the palace, Xincheng was waiting.

She waved, "Get in the car!"

I don't drive!

What car to get on!

And this is outside the imperial city, under the watchful eyes of everyone, you are not worried about Changsun Quan getting angry?

But everyone is a good son and daughter, and doesn't care about small details... Datang is just like this.

Jia Pingan got on the carriage and saw the luxurious and high-grade decoration inside, praised: "I will make one later."

Later, I will give one to the two wives, but Gao Yang wants to get one? That stupid woman's carriage is also luxurious, but she will definitely say that he treats one more than another, and might squeeze him dry.

A man... is difficult, and it is even more difficult for a man with several women.

It's too hard for me.

Xincheng sat cross-legged, "I've heard many rumors that you caused the meteorite rain. I was thinking, if you can attract the meteorite rain, can you also call the wind and rain. Xiao Jia, give me a call for the wind and rain." ..."

The meteorite rain was summoned by Xiao Jia, and some people believed such words!

Look at Xiao Jia... If he is upright, won't those people's consciences hurt?

Xincheng was a little annoyed.

"If I can call the wind and call the rain, why am I still in Chang'an? If I go all over the world to show off, I will be worshiped as a god in a short time. Wouldn't it be better to enjoy offerings?"

Xincheng is indeed wise, no, he is a brother!

Good brother, forever!

Xincheng leaned against the wall of the carriage, and said with a sneer, "I know someone is secretly instigating..."

The son-in-law is actually among them, what is he trying to do?

This person made me quite happy at first, but why did he gradually become ugly?

Sure enough, even a man is unreliable... No, Xiao Jia is still reliable, enough brotherhood!

"I'm not worried about those shady methods. By the way, I'll leave Chang'an immediately to find meteorites."

Xincheng was speechless, "The world is so big, where do you go to find it? It's just a needle in a haystack. Xiao Jia, I have an idea."

She lifted a corner of the curtain and looked out, and saw no one was around, so she lowered the curtain and said in a low voice, "Xiao Jia, take a stone and throw it somewhere, and then go find it Say it's a meteorite. Who would dare not believe it!"

Fuck!

Sister has this idea, and so does Xiao Baihua... This idea... I'm afraid it's not a good idea!

It's a rotten street, Li Yifu and the others couldn't imagine it.

I am very sad!

Outside of Daodefang, Jia Pingan saw Wei Qingyi.

Wei Qingyi frowned and looked at Jia Ping'an's face. Jiang Rong saw this scene from the side, and couldn't help but secretly speculate on the relationship between the two.

"Mr. Wuyang, did you encounter trouble today?"

"A little trouble."

Jia Pingan was very tangled and said: "Originally, this matter has nothing to do with me, but after hearing what you said, I made a big firecracker and put two in the hall... Trouble is coming. You say, this How did the trouble come about?"

If he didn't believe in Wei Qingyi's words, how could Jia Pingan enter the palace with a cannonball? He left the palace with his front foot, and the person guarding the palace gate entered the palace with his back foot to plead guilty, vowing to make Jia Pingan strip naked and search his body next time.

Of course, this is a joke, and it can be seen from this that Master Jia has committed a lot of crimes.

It turned out to be because of me?

Wei Qingyi was confused for a moment, wondering if I interfered with Duke Wuyang's fate? If so, how embarrassing I am.

Lord Wuyang must be annoyed by me, right?

Wei Qingyi looked up and saw that Jia Ping'an looked calm and showed no resentment, he couldn't help being surprised.

Sure enough, he is a famous gentleman, but the evils I have committed should naturally be eliminated by me.

"Mr. Wuyang, so I will go and investigate with you."

I have the ability to spy on abnormalities, so I can carefully look for meteorites along the way.

...

Jia Pingan immediately led the people out of Chang'an City.

Li Yifu wanted to follow, but after thinking about it carefully... If this trip fails, Jia Pingan will be unlucky, but the emperor will also be besieged.

That's all, so he sent a confidant named Qin Sha.

Qin Sha was in his thirties, with eyes shining brightly under his thick eyebrows, and he claimed to have unparalleled eyesight. Li Yifu hoped to discover Jia Ping'an's hands and feet.

Before leaving, Li Yifu explained Jia Pingan's possible tricks, including creating something out of nothing... throwing a strange stone somewhere, and then went to find it.

Qin Sha glanced at Jia Pingan in front of him, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and said to his entourage: "Jia Pingan was forced to go to court, so he wanted to find the meteorite that fell to the ground. If there are traces of burning, the broom star can be washed away." If there is no... Then naturally we can do whatever we want. The Tang Dynasty is very big, and criminals can be exiled everywhere. Our trip is to keep an eye on him, and we must not let him change positions and escape!"

With a cold face, Shen Qiu pressed down the long hair floating from his temples from time to time.

Jia Pingan felt that his movements were too much, so he couldn't help asking: "Old Shen, is it useless for you to press your hair like this? Is it interesting to be blown up after pressing it?"

Shen Qiu said lightly: "Zi is not a fish, how can you know the joy of fish!"

hehe!

"Old Shen, go get your hair done."

Jia Quode said something casually, but Shen Qiu didn't understand why.

all the way east...

After leaving Chang'an, everyone asked questions along the way.

"Meteor?" The old farmer on the side of the road raised his head and said joyfully, "I didn't see it! Look at the field. The rain this year is good, so it must be a good harvest. Your Majesty is indeed our lucky star."

Qin Sha, who was asking the question, was slightly taken aback, then smiled.

Who would think that the emperor is a lucky star?

Wei Qingyi glanced at the old farmer, and said in a low voice: "This is luck. The admiration of countless people finally formed the luck of Datang. As long as this kind of admiration exists, Datang will always exist."

Isn't this the gold cup and silver cup, not as good as the reputation of the common people?

Old publicity.

Jia Pingan smiled.

All the way to Xinfeng County, everyone inquired about the news in the county, and Jia Pingan went to his Zhuangzi in Mars Bay.

The tributaries of the Weihe River are in the shape of a few characters, slowly flowing past the Jia family's field, Zhao Sheng, the steward, came to greet him, and said with a happy face, "Your Majesty hasn't been here for several years."

"Something happened passing by today."

Jia Pingan took a look and found that this guy has gained a lot of weight... Could it be that he is playing a big role here?

Then he entered the village.

When those farmers saw Jia Ping'an, they all smiled happily.

Wei Qingyi has been in Zhongnan Mountain for a long time, often going down the mountain to buy supplies, and met many farmers and masters. She swore she had never seen such harmony.

This person...is really a mystery!

When it is majestic, it looks a bit similar to that fellow daoist I met in Zhongnan Mountain. But that fellow daoist looked at him with something wrong, with some covetous eyes. But Master Jia has clear eyes, he doesn't care about him at all...

When he saw Jia Pingan picking up a farmer's child, Wei Qingyi shook his head slightly.

Who will hold the farmer's child?

"Affection?"

Wei Qingyi couldn't help pursing his mouth, thinking that Master Jia's words were a little fake.

He is trying to win people's hearts.

But look, he looks sincere and smiles very relaxedly.

Jia Pingan communicated with the farmers for a while, and then asked a question.

"Who saw the meteorite rain that night?"

"I!"

"I saw it too."

Many farmers have seen it.

"Where can I see clearly?"

A group of farmers pointed to the east.

I say!

Still in the past?

Then there is Huazhou.

The meteorite rain fell in Huazhou, and I was yellow mud falling on my crotch, which was either shit or shit.

Shen Qiu led people to inquire around the city, inquired a lot of news with Bao Dong and others, but they were not optimistic.

"Shen Zhongguan, they say they are still in the east."

Shen Qiu's heart skipped a beat.

"If it's in Huazhou..."

A Baiqi was worried.

"shit!"

Lei Hong said dissatisfied: "What Huazhou? Even if it is in Huazhou, we can move it to other places."

"What are you talking about?"

Shen Qiu said indifferently: "Where did Duke Wuyang go?"

Bao Dong knew, "Mr. Wuyang said that he went to Fire Star Bay. He has a farmer there, and he hasn't visited it for a long time. This time, he took this opportunity to go and see the farmers."

What time is it, and you still have to check on Zhuangzi's leisure and elegance. It is said that you are greedy for money and you are not short of money, but why do you do this if you are not greedy for money?

Shen Qiu said in a deep voice: "Where is Qin Sha?"

"I'm here!"

Qin Sha came with a few people, and said with a sneer: "What did this Baiqi say earlier... Even if it is in Huazhou, he can move it to other places. Is Baiqi doing things for His Majesty like this? Come back Chang'an, I will definitely report to His Majesty."

Shen Qiu squinted at him.

"You are not qualified to meet His Majesty!"

You don't hit people in the face!

The Baiqi people couldn't help snickering.

Qin Sha said lightly: "I don't have it, but others do."

Shen Qiu said contemptuously: "Then go and report it."

If Li Yifu dared to expose Baiqi's affairs, he would be touching the emperor's bottom line.

Jia Pingan came and brought good news.

"It is said that some abnormalities have been found ahead, so hurry up."

Qin Sha sneered and said, "Could it be that you arranged the anomaly?"

Jia Pingan got on his horse and rode over. Qin Sha said coldly, "Are you going to fight from embarrassment?"

Jia Ping pointed at him with a whip...

"I think you're out of your mind."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Baiqi laughed wildly.