Great Tang Broom Star

The bed has been changed twice, and each time is more precious.

The precious place lies in the wood and workmanship.

Mrs. Yang was sitting on the bed with a short table next to her, on which were placed teacups.

There is little water vapor on the teacup.

She took a sip and tasted it.

"Indeed, tea soup in the past is more like soup, but this is tea."

The maid next to her smiled and said, "What the old lady said is true."

"Auntie!"

Wu Shun came, and the moment she came in, Yang caught a glimpse of someone outside the door, her gorgeous skirt rippling slightly.

"I'm old."

Yang felt that such a day was actually not bad, and there was more comfort between her brows.

"Auntie."

Wu Shun said very well-behaved: "Meiniang has returned to the palace!"

Yang Shi nodded, and said flatly: "She is the empress, so she will return to the palace. As for you, take care of your own life and live a good life. The emperor treats women like the first emperor, unless he is an empress, he will not miss you."

Wu Shun agreed with a low eyebrow and then left.

The gorgeous skirt outside swayed again, and then He Lan Minyue came in.

Looking at this granddaughter who seemed to have become bright overnight, Yang sighed: "My family... this is life!"

Then she ordered: "Go to Daodefang and invite the Marquis of Wuyang."

He Lan Minyue said delicately: "Grandmother, Marquis Wuyang should not be involved in this matter."

"You do not understand."

Those who went later came back.

"Old madam, Marquis Wuyang said he's not free."

He Lan Minyue was startled, and Wu Shun, who was eavesdropping outside, came in, furious, "Is he still proud? Is he trying to fight for Mei Niang? He deserves it!"

Yang groaned.

"Meiniang left the palace and didn't go home. From then on, I knew... this family was about to break up. I want to go to Luoyang."

"Auntie, absolutely not!"

...

Jia Pingan didn't pay attention to the farce of the Wu family, he was already devastated.

Doudou hugged his leg, raised his head and howled, "Aye, help me hit Ah Fu!"

Alfred has slipped away.

Only a few bird feathers remained at the scene.

Doudou's pet bird was eaten by Ah Fu.

The poor cage is just a decoration under Ah Fu's violence.

But Ah Fu's patience is commendable. Since the bird came to the house, it has been coveting this flying food, and it didn't start until today. It can be seen that it has given the little master patience.

"Aye!"

Go around and stomp your feet.

"Ah Fu!"

Jia Pingan called out, but nothing happened.

Ah Fu, who knew that he had caused trouble, never came back, and only sneaked back at night.

After entering his own nest, Ah Fu lay down comfortably.

Then sleep.

The night gradually darkened.

After an unknown amount of time, a small black shadow approached quietly.

Ah Fu woke up with a start, but didn't move, just lay down to see who it was.

Black Shadow stood outside its bear den, muttering, "Ah Fu, you shouldn't eat my birds. I'll tell Aniang later that you won't have any bamboo to eat, woo woo woo..."

Ah Fu lay there, guilty and helpless.

"If you don't turn my bird back, huh! I'll let..."

The black shadow muttered, suddenly covered his mouth and yawned, then staggered in.

"Ah Fu..."

Ah Fu stretched out his paws, and Doudou lay in its arms.

Jia's house exploded the next morning.

"Doudo!"

Su Ho rushed out with disheveled hair, and said in panic, "Doudou is gone."

Jia Pingan slept with Wei Wushuang last night and heard the sound.

"Where did Dudou go?"

Sanhua shook her head, "The door is closed, and the quilt is fine."

Wei Wushuang thought about it carefully, "Could it be that a thief came in?"

Hongyan rushed to the front yard, Duan Chuliang, who was on duty last night, was very puzzled, "There are no thieves."

The Jia family is in a mess.

A group of people started a carpet search without washing their faces or brushing their teeth.

Jia Pingan's face was livid, "Look, even if you dig three feet, you have to find Doudou."

The backyard was turned upside down.

Ah Fu came quietly.

There is also a fat baby in his mouth that has not woken up from rubbing his eyes.

"Doudo!"

After a false alarm, DouDou got fifty cents on his ass and doubled his homework.

The howling echoed in the backyard of Jia's house, and Jia Ping'an said coldly, "Yes!"

"Who said raising children is easy? It's really not easy!"

Cheng Zhijie was complaining early in the morning when he happened to meet Jia Pingan, and he did not hesitate to capture him alive.

"say!"

When he arrived at his duty room, the old devil showed a ferocious face, and lightly tapped on the palm of his hand with a horsewhip, no, whipping.

"The queen went to your house, why?"

"I don't know." Jia Ping'an was as honest as a quail!

"How do you want to die? This old man will help you!"

Cheng Zhijie grinned grimly.

"Don't tell the old man that you don't know about the harem. It's noisy. If you don't have a letter, who knows if the emperor will change the queen."

The old ghosts have no opinion on who the queen is, but they must know how long this queen can last.

"The emperor is a little dazed now. He changed a queen, and then changed a woman. How could Wu Shun be a good stump, and he even made a young man along the way..."

Liang Jianfang came in from outside, and said cursingly: "Someone asked again, will there be a change in the harem? Xiao Jia, yeah, it's not that you are dissatisfied with the queen. You must know that no one can interfere when the emperor changes women."

Jia Pingan said calmly: "Sister is very stable."

In the past few days, he seemed to be chatting with Elder Sister, but he also talked about some things in the palace.

"How stable?" Cheng Zhi's program was bright.

These veterans are not worried about changing the queen, but are worried that the harem will lead to a big war, just like the previous kings and queens, fighting endlessly, and finally delaying everyone's plans.

What are your plans...

"The conquest of Goryeo is not far away!"

Liang Jianfang said in a deep voice, "This battle will definitely kill Goryeo's soul!"

Jia Pingan nodded and said confidently, "Sister is very stable."

Cheng Zhijie smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "I didn't hurt you for nothing."

Liang Jianfang said with a smile: "Go back home, granddaughter... that's all, go back home and drink."

Lao Liang used to say, "You can choose my granddaughter", but now that Jia Pingan has both children, he immediately changed his words.

There are no parents in the world who treat their children and grandchildren like grass... There are, and that is the best.

"Go away!"

The two veterans began to think about things, and Jia Ping'an was thrown out.

Where are you going?

Someone had seen him captured alive by Cheng Zhijie earlier, so there was no need for the Ministry of War to go.

I am so wise.

But you have to go to the palace to teach.

Shouldn't the eldest nephew give himself a vacation today?

Jia Pingan was very tangled.

"Marquis of Wuyang!"

Ming Jing hurried out of the palace, just in time to meet Jia Pingan.

"Are you... very busy?" Jia Ping'an couldn't imagine Ming Jing getting up late.

"yes!"

Ming Jing took a deep breath, pretending to be calm.

But she was already late.

Jia Pingan pointed to her eyes, with a suppressed smile on his face, "No matter how busy you are...you have to wash your face, the gums are still there."

ah!

Ming Jing screamed subconsciously, then covered her face and wiped the corners of her eyes.

wrong!

I wash my face!

Ming Jing raised her head, murderous...

But Jia Pingan left early.

The bitch!

Jia Pingan entered the palace triumphantly.

Jiang Linzun has come.

Zhao Erniang is in class.

"Hey! I don't have class today?"

Just as Jia Ping'an was about to use the piss escape method, Zhao Erniang came out.

"I've seen Marquis Wuyang."

"This class is yours?" Jia Ping'an was confused. He didn't know that Zhao Erniang was teaching the crown prince in order to save his time.

"No." Zhao Erniang smiled naturally, but deep down she was crazily complaining.

Of course it's mine, but how can I go to class when you come?

Look at the prince, staring at you with bright eyes, if I don't know what to do, I will be punished later.

My mother's life is so hard!

This woman has a really gentle smile.

Jia Ping'an felt a little bit of goodwill in his heart.

"That's right." Just as Zhao Erniang was about to go out, Jia Pingan remembered something, "I see you are still teaching literacy, how is the prince's literacy now?"

Zhao Erniang was proud, "The prince has already learned two or three thousand characters."

Very proud?

Jia Pingan snorted, then lowered his head in thought.

Zhao Erniang said in a low voice: "Marquis Wuyang, did that slave go back first?"

Jia Pingan waved his hand, with a closed-door look on his face.

Zhao Erniang was annoyed, and when she went out, she saw that he was still retreating, so she reminded again, "Marquis Wuyang, it's time to teach."

If you want to retreat, you should go home!

Jia Pingan waved again.

Are you humiliating me?

Zhao Erniang was angry, turned her buttocks and left.

Jia Pingan suddenly thought of something.

The two children in the family are growing up gradually, and it is time to learn how to read. What kind of teaching materials can be used to learn how to read?

After a class, Jia Ping'an was a little lost.

When he got home, he went straight to the study.

Nowadays, most of the children's enlightenment books are thousand-character essays, and the children who memorize them are miserable.

"What are you doing?"

Jia Pingan went to the backyard.

"Heaven and earth are mysterious and yellow."

Soho is chanting.

Under the steps, two children shook their heads strangely, "The world is dark and yellow."

"The universe is prehistoric."

"Universe... Aye!"

Doudou jumped up, clapped his hands and said, "Aye, let's go out and play."

"Just know how to play!"

Jia Ping'an kept a straight face, "Do you know me by heart?"

The two children shook their heads in unison.

This is a bit difficult for them at present.

The point is that the thousand-character text is somewhat obscure, and it is a heavenly book for children.

Jia Pingan said casually: "Wait for my father to come back and make an article, so that you can learn from it."

Jia Yu's face collapsed.

Doudou held Jia Ping'an's sleeve, "Aye, let's go out and play!"

What's the point of reading?

"Does your husband want to write an article?"

Wei Wushuang came out and smiled when he saw this.

This thing is not easy to write, you have to rhyme, and you have to have a source.

"Wait for next year, it will definitely come out next year."

Su Ho felt that it would be a good idea to come out next year.

"So contemptuous of your husband?"

Jia Pingan smiled, very calmly.

"How about coming out tomorrow?"

Both Wei Wushuang and Su Ho laughed.

"Let your husband tell you."

The two are very confident.

"But it can't be perfunctory."

"Who am I?" Jia Pingan said lightly, "Just wait."

As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows.

This must be wanting to be slept together!

Wei Wushuang pretended to be calm, but his cheeks were slightly red.

Su Ho felt that the victory was certain, "What if my husband loses?"

"You can mention it as you like."

Su Ho was overjoyed when he heard it, and raised his hand and said, "A word from a gentleman..."

"A four-horse horse is hard to catch!"

Snapped!

High-five for oath.

Jia Pingan returned to the study, ordered Qiuxiang to guard the door, and wrote in it himself.

Li Jingye came to look for him on the way, Jia Pingan said in the study: "Retreat for brother, come back tomorrow."

"Close and close, when will this be closed?"

Li Jingye has been abstinent for a while, recently he felt too vigorous, so he wanted to ask his brother if he could have sex.

It seems that there is no play!

But Li Jingye is Li Jingye after all.

He went to Pingkang Square in no time.

"I just watch ass flicks."

He hypnotized himself, and then went to the wine shop to drink, while watching those bearded girls shaking their butts.

rub rub rub rub rub rub...

The wine gets hotter the more you drink it.

The two bearded women recognized Li Jingye as a rich man, so they came over to dawdle.

Rubbing ears and temples together, laughing constantly...

Plus some teasing.

"So hot!"

Li Jingye suddenly grabbed a bearded girl, his eyes widened, "Did you add medicine to the drink?"

"ah!"

Those drunken drinkers were dumbfounded.

"Brother, what kind of medicine is it?"

"What medicine... spit it out!"

A group of people were vomiting on the sidelines, some were digging their throats, some were fantasizing about disgusting things, some...

Li Jingye clapped his hands on the table, "Yeah...he's on fire all over, come, go to the back."

Brother, you can't say that I'm not keeping my word...

Li Jingye was proud of himself.

"Professional!"

A man came outside.

Li Jingye turned around and smiled, "Prince Teng! Wait, wait until I go in and shake my ass."

Li Yuanying was also rebooting, seeing his flushed face, he couldn't help but feel sour, so he said seriously: "Dedicate yourself, be careful of kidney deficiency."

"What's the matter, let's go!"

Li Jingye put his arms around the two Hu girls and prepared to go to the back.

"Good man..."

"uncle!"

The two bearded girls were overjoyed.

Is this asking me to make a big move?

Li Yuanying said indifferently: "I can't go."

"Why?"

Li Jingye turned around and felt that the scumbag was going too far.

"I've been watching before, these two bearded girls just picked up the guests."

Just picked up...

"That's... pot water?"

wipe!

Li Jingye let go, and the two Hu girls were also dumbfounded.

Li Jingye went out cursing.

"Prince Teng, why are you staring at this place?"

Li Yuanying said melancholy: "There are so many beauties in my palace, but since I'm abstaining from sex, I naturally have to stay away from temptation. So I went out for a walk, but why did I turn here? Watching those bearded girls coming in and out, watching Men come in and out, I suddenly realized a truth..."

King Teng is probably not crazy.

Li Jingye reached out to touch his forehead, "Burn?"

Li Yuanying stopped his hand, and said melancholy: "It turns out that everyone is just a passer-by... How unbearable it is for you to go in and out of others! I think I have been to this restaurant and the brothel back then, and now I want to come... that's it. It's pot water."

Li Jingye tried harder and touched his forehead, "It's so coquettish."

"Go, go to the brothel!"

Li Yuanying shook his head.

With an evil look on his face, he frantically dragged himself to the sky.

Li Jingye was puzzled, "Didn't you mean to wash the pot of water? Why do you want to go again?"

Li Yuanying said in high spirits: "Even if it's a pot of water, yeah, I have to be the first!"

The two of them hung out in the brothel all morning, and even took a nap before coming out.

"Comfortable!"

The two stretched outside.

"Where are you going?"

"Where are you going?"

The two asked in unison, and then smiled at each other.

Old whore!

"Go to my brother's house to see."

Li Jingye felt a little guilty, thinking that he had relapsed, and didn't know what the consequences would be.

But Li Yuanying didn't care.

"This king has so many sons, what are you afraid of? Even if you are devastated, you are not afraid!"

When the two wandered to Daodefang, they saw two children and an iron-eating beast playing.

Li Jingye said puzzledly: "The children in other people's homes are locked up. They are either studying at home, or they are honestly in a daze at home. Why do you let the children come out to play like crazy?"

Li Yuanying said indifferently: "What do you know! This is the demeanor of a celebrity, which is different from others."

Your beep beep is really... so fake!

Li Jingye walked behind the scumbag and followed him to shake his head.

"What do you want to learn from me?"

The scum vine is dissatisfied.

"I'll shake your ass, you shake your head..." Li Jingye felt quite proud.

Damn it!

Li Yuanying clenched his fist, his face flushed.

Li Jingye put on a pose, and said lightly: "I will let you have a hand and a foot."

Li Yuanying took a deep breath, "Let's go."

"I met King Teng and Li Langjun."

Du He hurriedly brought the two of them in, laughed and said: "Lang Jun just came out and is washing his face."

"Brother!"

Li Jingye yelled and went over.

"Don't bluff."

Jia Pingan looked weak.

Seeing this, Li Jingye said in surprise: "Brother, is this kidney deficiency?"

"Yin deficiency or yang deficiency?" Li Yuanying made up the knife.

Jia Pingan laughed.

"Yeah, I just finished an article, half a day's work, how much painstaking effort did I spend? At least I have to eat two catties of fat sheep to make up for it."

"What article? Show me."

Li Jingye is not illiterate, but just straightforward.

And Li Yuanying was even more itchy, "I haven't seen Mr.'s article very much, and I'm waiting to open my eyes today."

Jia Pingan took them to the study.

a book...

Jia Pingan stood in the middle of the table, while Li Jingye and Li Yuanying pulled scrolls on both sides.

"Didn't brother make a book? Why do you need a book?"

Li Jingye lowered his head.

Jia Pingan smiled and said nothing, walked slowly to the window, and stood with his hands behind his back.

Qiuxiang outside turned her head and saw him, and couldn't help blushing.

Is my husband spying on me?

I……

If Lang Jun makes a move, should I follow...or follow!

She is full of worries and looks forward to it.

"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good..."

In the study, Li Jingye's voice stopped abruptly.

"Sex is close, but habits are far away."

Qiuxiang couldn't help being crazy.

"If you don't teach, your sex will change..."

"Great great-grandfather, the father is born. The body is the son, and the son is the grandson."

The two voices gradually converged.

"From Xi Nong to the Yellow Emperor. He is named the Three Emperors and lives in the world."

Li Yuanying looked up at Jia Pingan in front of the window, "Sir..."

"Keep reading." Jia Pingan waved his hand, signaling him not to disturb his rare peace.

He saw Ah Fu, looking sneaky, slowly climbing up the wall.

Doudou followed behind, and after Ah Fu climbed up the wall, he followed suit.

Jia Pingan smiled slightly.

Seeing this smile, Qiuxiang suddenly blushed.

Lang Jun had a really nice smile.

After going around several times but couldn't get up, Ah Fu turned around and shook his head, then fell over with a plop.

"Ah Fu!"

On the opposite side, Zhao Xianhui shouted happily.

"Ah Fu!"

Dougou put his hands on his hips and let out a cold snort.

"snort!"

"Brother."

Li Jingye raised his head and said in shock, "You did this?"

Jia Pingan nodded.

...

Good night!