God Simulator

Dryad Jyoti has two hobbies.

One is to eat elves.

The second is to pretend to be looking for your husband, and then after the other person racks his brains to come up with a bad story, he turns into his real body and says you are great! You are the husband I want!

Most of the people who come will be scared to death, and then run away without looking back.

There are also some people who, for the sake of the treasure, have the courage to smile and try their best to ask for gifts.

Jyoti will give the other person a big treasure box.

What's in the treasure chest?

An adult pearl man-eating crab!

Every pearl on its back is very valuable, and it is indeed a precious treasure in the sea.

It's just that this beautiful man-eating crab is often very grumpy, especially after being kept in a box for many years.

If the opponent is lucky enough to survive in the hands of the treasure box, then enter the next link.

Jyoti will give the opponent a sword and tell him that this is the sword of the great king. Hold it and you will become a great ruler!

However, this sword was sealed by the old god, so the blood of the "Lady of the Lake" is needed to restore the power of the sword.

Once the power is restored, the Sword of the King will turn the holder into a demigod and become the absolute monarch of this southern continent.

At this point, Jyoti will deliberately expose his flaws.

Whether he is pretending to be asleep, being injured and weak, or showing that his spells are backlashing, he must rest and not be disturbed...creating various opportunities for the opponent to attack and assassinate.

Once the opponent stabs him with a sword, Jodi will squeeze out the tears that have been brewing for a long time.

"Why? Why...why do you do this to me!"

Just when the opponent is triumphant, Jyoti will kill him.

"Accept my righteous punishment! You heartless person!"

The unfaithful person collapses in regret and pain.

The lonely woman put away the fake sword and continued to look for a home...

In this way, the story of the dryad and her husband will continue forever and never end.

But lately, Jodi has been hiding in the sea and hasn't come out much.

The environment is not good.

A god came to the forest. His whole body was shrouded in white mist, and his true appearance could not be seen clearly. The aura and oppression of the other party made him afraid.

However, the god's focus seemed to be on the elves and the elf lake, but he did not focus on himself.

Although strictly speaking, dryads are also elves.

It's just that the elves never think so, and there is no second tree demon on this land.

Jyoti found it strange.

Elves love trees, but they hate dryads.

Aren't tree monsters just trees that grow up and become smart?

Later she gradually understood.

Elves like clumsy wood, because trees are not threatening. They not only provide them with the power of forest elements, but can also be transformed and commanded by them at will.

Elves don't like things that are too smart.

Jyoti felt it was unfair.

Why can't the tree stand up? Why does the tree have to listen to the elf?

Jyoti decided to give all the trees a bad breath.

She controlled the symbiotic forest, intersecting each other with roots underground, and burrowed into the fairy lake. In this way, after each elf dies, he returns to the elf lake. She sucks and eats the elf through the tree roots, and realizes what the elf is thinking and what their life is like.

Most of the elves were more stupid than she thought, and each one was so similar that it was really boring.

Jodi turned her attention outside.

Those foreign adventurers are much more interesting than the elves.

So there is a long continuous stage play of Dryad and Heartless Man.

…

Not long ago, Jyoti met a brave man. He is looking for slave traders and seems to be very much from the past.

It's a pity that the other party has no intention of participating in the drama "The Heartless Man".

This deeply regrets Jyoti.

If you force the other party, it will not only ruin the mood, but also scare other people and damage your reputation as the "Fairy of the Lake" legend.

After all.

Jyoti searches for other people's stories and makes her own, just for fun.

Living alone for hundreds of years will always make you feel bored.

Just when Jodi was about to avoid the power of the gods and hide in the sea to avoid the wind, a group of people suddenly found the beach where she was.

The first one was the man who was looking for the slave merchant before. It seemed that he had found a helper. In addition to a young man in black, there were several armed dwarves behind him.

Jyoti was amused.

The key to defeating the Lady in the Lake is not relying on more people.

"Hello? Are you the Fairy of the Lake?"

It was the young man among them who spoke.

His skin is a little dark, and he looks like he has been walking outside all year round. He was wearing a black robe, carrying a backpack wrapped in sheepskin, and around his waist was a large conch shell that was shiny to the touch.

What impressed Jodi the most was that the other person would look at her eyes intently and very seriously when speaking.

The young man asked: "Can I really get treasure from you by telling stories?"

"certainly."

So the other party started talking.

Years later, Jyoti would remember that little story.

"In Yao City in the Western Continent, there was a young man named Mu Ke. He fell in love with a beautiful girl. He had to win the dice in order to win the girl's favor..."

"...In the end, he lost to another beloved woman. Until he died, he could no longer speak out. He could only ask the other party, am I bad at the game?"

"The girl who is no longer young said, no, I think it's great, it's interesting."

"He became the ghost of the theater, waiting for his game to be put on stage."

"This is the story of [The Phantom of the Opera]."

Jyoti couldn't get enough of it.

She handed the young man a gem: "One more."

The young man happily accepted the gem and told her one story after another... until the sky turned white and the sun rose from the sea.

Only then did Jodi realize that something was wrong.

The process is wrong!

"Will you be my husband?" Jodi returned to the topic.

"Well... you are rich, right?" the other party asked cautiously.

"certainly!"

"Then I do!"

"..."

Jodi felt a little weird.

This guy is with him purely for money. I don’t know whether to say he is frank or too poor.

"Because I want to travel everywhere. If I don't have money, I have to work all the way. It's such a waste of time." The other party explained: "If you have money, can you support me traveling everywhere?"

"I want to write everything I see and hear along the way into a story."

The man opened the sheepskin package and handed her a thick book: "Can you understand Yao characters? These are all stories and legends that I wrote down while traveling through three cities."

"But there are many more people whose stories have not yet been told. They have done amazing things and someone needs to record them, and I want to write about all of them."

Jodi took a look and saw that half of the thick book was filled with dense words.

She transformed, and her original fairy appearance in white clothes disappeared without a trace. His whole body turned into blue-green skin, and his eyes turned into orange, with only a little black pupil inside.

The skin of the female dryad was covered with spells, and crows circled around her.

Jodi stuck out her tongue like a snake's tongue and said with a ferocious smile: "Are you still willing to be my husband now?"

"willing!"

The other person answered without hesitation.

Jodi thought to herself, this guy is very brave.

So she moved her hand, and a big treasure chest flew out of the sea.

"Too much, too much."

The man waved his hand: "I want to travel everywhere, you just need to give me some travel expenses. I can't move so much."

"..."

Jyoti was having a hard time.

This guy came prepared.

Next, is the Sword of the King.

Jyoti pulled out the golden sword and talked about the power and power that the King's Sword carried. However, the other party didn't seem to like it very much, and even yawned a little absently.

Instead, it was the three dwarves behind who were whispering. They spoke in dialects, but Jyoti could understand them after just a few words because of his high intelligence.

"Is this sword made of gold? It's too amateurish. A sword made of gold will break when touched and become soft. This thing is completely useless."

"Even if it's gold plating, it won't work. This fairy is not good at blacksmithing and doesn't know how to smelt and cast."

"She must be a novice. Look at how thin she is. Her arms are like dry branches. She can't even swing a hammer."

"There's no stove around. The gold on this sword is probably fake."

"One glance is fake."

Jodi clenched her fists in anger.

These damn dwarves know how to find fault!

Calm down, calm down, Jyoti!

You are a wise and elegant dryad.

She looked at the rightful owner in front of her, keeping a smile on her face.

The man shook his head at the sword: "I don't want to conquer anyone..."

"I have been a slave before and I have been beaten and scolded. I hope there will never be another slave in the world."

He smiled and said: "Whether you are a prophet or a hero, a monster or a mortal, you definitely want to be remembered and praised."

"Only gods will live on forever and be immortal. We are born alone and small, and will always be submerged in the river of time. If it can be recorded as a story, it is already a lucky reward."

"..."

Jodi felt a little melancholy.

"May I have your name?"

"Pava."

"Okay, Pava. From today on, you have a wife. I will give you money and let you tell my story and everyone else's story. Are you willing?"

"I...will."

"I will eat you when you are dying so that I can have the story of your life. Is that okay with you?"

"Is that so? That's good too."

Pava scratched his head and said: "On the island where I live, there is a group of people like this. The wife will eat her husband to raise children. It is not easy to raise children."

Jodi sighed.

What a stupid man.

"It's time for you to go. Go to the forest and go straight north of the Elf Lake. Under a pile of rocks there are gems, pearls and agate. Take them and go."

"Eh? But we just got married." Pava was stunned for a while.

"I let you go!"

If you don't leave, you will suffer the wrath of the gods.

Jyoti looked into the distance.

The blurry white shadow of the god had arrived, and she felt the shuddering aura extremely clearly.

All the monsters in the forest were staring at him.

God must have discovered what he did to the elves and the elven lake early on.

In the end, I got a different story.

Jyoti was satisfied.

Sunlight suddenly fell from the sky, surrounding Jyoti and Pava, making them feel warm. This place suddenly became the focus of the surroundings.

A blindfolded woman in black flew from the sky.

She rode the wand and landed lightly.

The woman in black said softly: "This is God's blessing to you and your wife."

"I'm so grateful!" Pava said excitedly.

Jyoti was stunned for a moment, then quickly imitated Pava and the others and knelt on the ground to express gratitude.

"Finally, lift the curse of Elf Lake. The gods forgive you, Jodi." The woman in black said.

Jodi hurriedly said: "Yes, okay... follow your orders! I am extremely grateful to the Lord God for his mercy."

She looked at the young man next to her out of the corner of her eye.

If you have a baby with this guy, will you give birth to a small tree or a baby?

Or a tree-headed man running around?

And trees with human heads?

It feels so troublesome... Jodi has a headache.

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