Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 24

It wasn't until late in the evening that the Boss remembered to get me some water to drink, but I found it myself, and I would die of thirst waiting for him.

At this time, it sounds like the pub is lively again, and it seems that there are more people. It turns out that not many people come here during the day, and most of them come here to rest at night.

I saw a lot of wine at the front desk yesterday, and I don't know how it tastes. I really want to try it, or Old Xu will give me some for the sake of saving his life.

When I walked into the tavern, a silly dog like tag-a-long followed me. The Boss and the waitress in the tavern were busy. The guy should be helping the cook in the kitchen. The little maid should be upstairs to clean up.

It was very lively in the pub. There were several muscular men in the corner, two of them were wrestling their arms, and it seemed that one of them was going to win.

Several black clothed persons on a table next to them were wrapped tightly, only showing their faces. They were playing dice on the table. There were some Copper Coins and Silver Coins on the table. The circle of people seems to be betting and shouting at the same time.

Besides are a few people with swords at the table. They look lazily. They still have cards in their hands, and they throw one from time to time. Throw another one out, which contrasts sharply with the table next door.

By the outer wall, there are several men with bows. They are shooting arrows at a disc on the wall, looking like they are competing with arrows.

Some of the people in the middle were drinking and making noise. They looked very happy, as if someone was telling them about their experiences.

After I glanced at the whole tavern, I walked slowly to the Boss. After putting his front hooves on the front desk, the busy Boss was stunned for a moment and said, "There is no food for you here. , go back to the backyard and stay."

It looks like he's not going to give me something to drink, but won't you find it if you don't give it to me? There is so much wine and meat in the house, enough for me and the silly dog to eat and drink.

When I saw him, he just didn't want to give me a drink, so I left the front desk and walked to the nearest round table. The Boss shouted from behind: "Cathy! Get the goat and the sick dog out. ."

"Aiya! I'm busy, wait a minute." Kathy continued to bring the contents of the wooden tray to various tables, and was wiped from time to time, but she issued a silver bell. Laughter, some people also put some Copper Coin, or even Silver Coin, on her plate.

At this time, someone called up the Boss again and said: "Why is my wine still not up, we'll all die of thirst if it doesn't come up!" "Hurry up, hurry up!"

A lot of people were booing below, the Boss hurriedly responded, and then poured the wine quickly, and he didn't care about the two of us. It was just right, and he actually wanted to drive us back to the yard. Have you forgotten my life-saving grace? ?

"Boss, there's so much delicious food here, can I eat whatever I want?" The silly dog looked around excitedly. I guess if he did this, he might turn into dog meat in the next second.

"You can try, if they don't cut you with a knife, you can continue." After I said that, the stupid dog really wanted to go up and try, I kicked it down with a hoof on the ground.

"Are you stupid? Are you really afraid that they will hack you to death?" Just as I was scolding the stupid dog, there was laughter all around, and they seemed to be interested in me kicking the stupid dog, and some people grabbed the bread And the bacon was thrown down.

The silly dog didn't care about the pain after seeing it, and quickly got up and said, "Boss, there are so many delicious foods!" "Then eat it, and when you're done, come close to them to see Just do it, they will give it to you, don’t just talk about it and grab it.”

After I finished speaking, the stupid dog complied vaguely, and those people still stared at me when they saw that I didn’t eat those things. At them, they try to hand me all kinds of things.

Are these guys stupid, I've been looking at the wine glass for a long time, and they don't understand what I mean?

It wasn't until a guy who had been drinking too much handed me a glass of wine that I finally got my wish.

After sticking out my tongue and licking it a few times, I found a strange smell, but it seemed to have a little wheat fragrance. After licking more, I found that it was not bad.

I drank the big glass of malt wine very soon, and the stupid dog seemed to be looking for people to eat. These people were generous and gave it a lot of food.

When I looked towards the wine glass on the table again, I found that the wine glass seemed to have a double image. I wanted to get closer to drink, but I found that the walking was a little wobbly.

Just when another person handed over the wine glass, the waitress ran over and said, "Don't feed it to drink, go out quickly!"

The waitress said Come push me, why am I drinking some wine? Do you want to take care of it?

I took two steps back, and the waitress shoved in the air all of a sudden, almost didn't fall to the ground, how could this work, she actually stopped, I had to let her know the consequences of pushing me casually.

Thinking of me, I lowered my head and slammed into her. We were not too far apart, and soon I bumped into her leg. As soon as I hit it, I fell directly to the ground, and my skirt was lifted.

Suddenly there were cheers, howls and whistles, and I knew they were applauding my bravery and strength, so should I say so.

After I knocked down the waitress, I walked up to the second guy who delivered the wine. The guy was very polite and knew that he would take the initiative to deliver me the wine. At this time, the people around were more excited, and they were just like that. Do you like watching my powerful ramming?

After licking the glass of wine, I found that my eyes were a little blurry. At this time, the waitress stood up and came over to me. She seemed to be two people, and she was very angry.

The waitress reached out her hand to grab my horns, I shook my head, dodged her hand easily, then pushed her waist by the way, she fell to the ground again, people around were howling Called even louder.

It seems that I conquered you with my strength and made you worship me so much. From now on, you will all be my little brothers. As the boss, I will cover you.

But it seems that the ghosts in front of you are starting to decrease. Is it because of your body? I remember eating that poisonous fruit before and I recovered quickly.

That's not good, this feeling like it's about to float is very good, it can't just disappear, I have to drink more.

Just as I was looking towards the table, the wine glasses were handed over one by one. These little brothers are really self-conscious! I know that hurry up and honor the boss.

I drank it unceremoniously. After drinking several glasses in one go, I felt a little unsteady. Seeing the waitress rushing over, I fell down after walking a few steps. In front of her, it seems that she accidentally hit her foot.

Before I lost consciousness, I seemed to see her sitting on the stool with her legs raised and clutching her feet, looking like she was in pain.

Until I closed my eyes, I vaguely felt that someone was lifting me. I didn't know if it was my little brothers or the Boss. It seemed to be pretty good, and I knew how to take good care of me.

When I woke up again, I found that it was midnight, and it seemed that the pub was closed, and the silly dog was sleeping soundly beside me, but my throat was so dry, I was so thirsty.

all looked around and found that not only was there no water in the stupid dog's water basin, but there was also no water in my water basin. It must have been the stupid dog who drank it.