Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 1

I suddenly realized that I was a sheep, and I didn't know when I became a sheep, maybe from birth, or maybe when I realized I was a sheep.

It all started when I was sucked away by a strange disc. For so many years, I have been grazing happily, happy with the ewes, and occasionally topped the little master , the day was pretty good.

Until a strange disc flew over our heads, the owner ruthlessly abandoned me, and I gradually moved away from the beloved ewes, they are so delicious, so is goat milk delicious.

When I realized all this, I was lying on a metal bed, all around there were some things that looked like robotic arms, I don't know why I recognized these things, but it seemed like I should have recognized them Same.

"Is it done?" At this time, a very ugly person walked by. They have big heads, dry bodies, and they have no hair. Oh my God, they have no hair, too Ugly, uglier than humans!

At this time, another very ugly person spoke up: "Wisdom has been opened, and some common sense has been instilled in it, and some knowledge about that world has also been stuffed into it, there should be no problem, but it takes a period of time. Time to digest."

"Then give it a try, this is already the 9187th test product, I hope to succeed." After saying that, the very ugly person pressed a red button,

"It's probably fine this time, I unlocked the self-healing sheep mode for it in advance, It shouldn't be dead..."

When I heard this sentence , was ejected.

"[email protected]#￥%...&*)+" I think these two bastards may have misunderstood sheep, sheep can't fly at all, Ahhhh!!!

These two bastards dared to do this to me, if I hadn't been ejected, I swear I'd let them know how good I am, and let them know what it's like to have two holes in my ass!

But I guess it's probably the only flight I've ever had in my life.

Oh man, what did I see?

A sun with eyes, nose and mouth is still smiling at me, doesn't it see that I need help? I'm going to die!

The white clouds slid past me from time to time, but they quickly moved away from me. Occasionally, strange birds flew by. These birds are really big, and they are still on fire. Here Is roast chicken so wild! ?

There is also a big flying lizard, so big, they still have wings, are they hybridized with bats! ? It seems that it is a bit fierce on fire, and it coughs up fire.

I think I might be dreaming, maybe waking up and seeing my beloved ewes and bullying the silly little master.

Yes, as long as I close my eyes, everything good will come back when I open them again.

However, when I closed my eyes, I felt that I was still in free fall. How could this dream be so real? It was about time to be hit by a car.

After I don't know how long it took, I finally landed. The severe pain made me have to face this world. I may not be dreaming.

However, this pain will soon disappear, so let me just say, it's just a dream, when I wake up, everything will be fine. I seem to be dating Lily today, and I don't know about Lianlian and Lan. Will Lan and Dandan be angry?

How come it still feels light and airy, as if it's really flying.

Wait a minute! ? I seem to be in heaven! Didn't I just fall? How could it be in the sky again?

When I looked down, I found that there seemed to be a corpse on the ground, the corpse of a goat.

But why does that snow-white fur look familiar? I guess that might be my body, since no goat is whiter than my fur.

My body! ? Don't let it go, right? ? How could it be so ugly! ? The face is deformed! They must be jealous of my handsome sheep face! That's why it's right for me!

I don't know how long it took, but a kid came running over here. He looked very similar to the little master. Could it be that the little master came to me?

I just said it was a dream, it seems that I slept too long, maybe I should try to open my eyes to see everything in front of me instead of floating in the dream.

Ah? The corpse has actually returned to its original state. It seems that I had hallucinations in a dream, and now I have to go back quickly.

When I fell back on top of the corpse, my eyes became pitch black. When I opened my eyes again, I was lying on the ground. At this time, the little master in the distance was running towards me.

I tried to stand up, but found that my body was a little weak. After struggling a few times, I still could not stand up. I could only watch the little master run over.

But the little master looks ugly, why is his face so big? The eyes have become so small! It's disgusting to have pigtails as a boy.

But so what, he's my favorite little master to bully anyway.

"It's a goat." The little master said and stabbed with a wooden stick, and his voice became shrill, like a bitch.

"I'm still alive..." the little master said, and he helped me up. I didn't want to be so embarrassed to be helped up by him. I felt that I could get up.

I tried struggling for a while, and I felt a little more able to move. It seemed that my body was still in great shape, and it would not delay my love for more than 30 ewes.

After struggling a few times, it seemed that the little master was frightened. He was a little afraid to approach me, but fortunately I finally regained some strength and stood up with a little difficulty.

"Are you okay, Yangyang?" Sure enough, little master is the best for me, and he has begun to care about me. Should I give him some response?

"Bah..." Cough, wrong, I should have given him some bigger responses instead of weak calls.

"I'm fine, why did you become so ugly."

Why did the little master cover his mouth? Is it because my compliment is too happy? Or is it just too happy to see me again?

Little master was really happy, and he cried with joy. I think I made him feel my enthusiasm, otherwise how could he be worthy of reunion after such a long absence.

When I bowed my head and tried to bump him, he actually turned around and ran away crying, how can I do it, I haven't let him feel my enthusiasm.

Little master is small, but he runs quite fast, but I think he should be able to catch up with him. He has never been able to escape before.

Huh, huh...how is little master running so fast now? I've been chasing him home, but I haven't been able to catch up with him. It's a disappointment, and I've let down my good intentions.

But when did the little master move? I don't even know, it was moved to the forest, and the house was built so rough that it was not beautiful at all.

They actually built a house out of wood. Wouldn't even my house be made of wood? No, that kind of thing will leak, and the wet feeling makes the sheep very uncomfortable.

No, I have to talk to the owner, how can people live in this kind of place, even people can't live, let alone sheep.

The owner seems to have come out, but why is he different? He is even taller and stronger. Could it be that building a house has changed him.

Well...it must be so, I have to give him a warm hug.

The host was really pleasantly surprised when he saw me. It seems that he did not abandon me at that time, but came here to wait for me in advance. He is really a good host.

When I bumped into him, he still grabbed my horn.

"Lulu, where did you get such a goat?" The master said and led me into the enclosure, as if he was going to let me live with them, but what about little master? Time to change your name?

But that doesn't matter, what matters is that you want me to live with them, how can that be, shouldn't you put me with the ewes?

Why should I live with you humans, eh? Wait a minute, it's not just humans.

"I saw it when I went to the mountain to play. It was dying at the time. I thought it would not survive, but when I approached it, I found that it could stand up, and then came back with me, right. Now, it can talk."

little master looked terrified.

Wait? Who is this little bastard saying is dying! ?