Global Weird: I Can Simulate In Advance

"Hey, Mom, you and Dad..."

"Well, okay, that, son, Mom and Dad are very busy and can't come back for the time being, but we have hired a doctor for you. Dr. Brandon is a world-class authority in the field of psychology, you..."

"Mom, I'm really not sick... Forget it, you just need to remember what I said anyway."

in the room.

Li Guanqi sat on the bed, hung up the phone, flipped the phone in his hand, and kept thinking.

His parents have been doing business abroad all year round, which are all exemplary cases of retired athletes turning into entrepreneurs.

He just called his parents several times in a row, constantly talking about the strange world, and also told them the customs clearance conditions of the [Sorcerer's Disciple].

After all, he also doesn't know if the one percent of the selected human beings in the world will have his own parents or not.

I don't even know how fast the simulator said that the strange world will come "soon".

One hour?

one day?

totally no idea.

So I can only tell my parents about the normal customs clearance conditions.

The normal outcome of customs clearance is naturally to follow the black-robed old man to learn spells, and then wait for him to die before passing the customs.

However, because Li Guanqi got the talent of [Tongyou (Purple)] at the beginning, the qualification of the magician was too high, which made the black-robed old man unwilling to die, so he did not unlock this normal ending.

Three endings.

【Sand sculpture selection】

【Longevity and Disciple】

[Master, I will fulfill your long-cherished wish]

None of them are normal endings.

And after unlocking the perfect ending, the simulation shuts down.

It's just that from the introduction of the second ending [Eternal Life and the Disciple], it can be easily deduced that the normal ending is actually a normal apprenticeship and a normal waiting for the old man in black robe to die.

Li Guanqi also told his parents about the clearance conditions for this normal ending.

And of course the results were not unexpected.

Even his own biological parents thought he was mentally ill, and they even hired a doctor for him within a few minutes. The efficiency was astounding...

"Global Weird World, open!"

Suddenly, a cold mechanical female voice rang in Li Guanqi's ear, interrupting his thoughts.

Li Guanqi was slightly taken aback.

It turns out that the simulator said "soon" will come, so fast!

Not even ten minutes after I came out of the simulator!

"DiDi... Insufficient energy... The number of people participating in the world dungeon is reduced..."

"One percent of the world's population will be randomly screened, and they will immediately participate in the strange world dungeon."

"brush-"

A white light flashed, and Li Guanqi instantly disappeared in place.

The room was empty, only the light blue curtains were blown by the wind and kept fluttering, and there was a light rain in the city outside the house.

…

…

When Li Guanqi regained consciousness again, he felt himself sitting on a chair with his hands tied up.

He didn't open his eyes, because in the dark "viewing angle" when he closed his eyes, there was a line in the upper right corner that was slightly hidden, and it was easy to ignore it if you didn't pay attention:

[Currently, the number of survivors in the strange world: 102,620,357 (about 100 million). 】

Li Guanqi remembers that since last year, the global population has exceeded 10 billion, so 1% of the candidates are almost 100 million extraordinary people.

"Dong dong dong..."

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps from far to near, accompanied by a "squeak" sound like stepping on the decayed floor.

Soon, Li Guanqi felt that someone was sitting across from him.

Immediately afterwards, a hoarse and deep old man's voice sounded:

"Want to be my apprentice?"

That's it.

Li Guanqi lowered his head and smiled lightly, then opened his eyes.

In the darkness, the first thing that caught his eye was a rotten table full of cracks and green mildew spots.

And what he was wearing at this time was no longer a brand-name sportswear, but a set of gray coarse linen robes.

Li Guanqi raised his head.

I saw that sitting across from the table was an extremely thin, short figure who was shrouded in black robes and wore a hood.

Li Guanqi could only barely discern from the dim yellow fire around him that the person under the hood should be the face of an old man, and the hoarse voice he wanted to come here was also from this person.

But this man is too small.

The head is big and the body is small, and the limbs are very short, looking a little deformed.

The height of this black-robed old man was like that of a seven- or eight-year-old child. Although he was sitting on a chair, Li Guanqi judged that the height of the other party would not exceed 1.2 meters.

Dwarfism?

Li Guanqi thought to himself.

According to the situation during the simulation, it is obvious that this guy is the "old man in black robe", so this old man in black robe is actually a dwarf patient.

But nothing to be surprised about.

The most important thing is that the "old man in black robe" has no patience.

Li Guanqi raised his head very directly, looked at the black-robed dwarf opposite, and said seriously, "Yes, I want to worship you as my teacher!"

"Then choose one."

The empty right hand of the black-robed gnome brushed over the long table covered with mildew, and then two dark brown wooden bowls appeared out of thin air on the table.

Li Guanqi frowned slightly.

Wooden bowl?

Why is it a wooden bowl?

This is not the same as the cup in the simulation!

Although this distinction seems innocuous, the discrepancy between simulation and reality still sounded the alarm for Li Guanqi.

Simulation is simulation, real is real.

Turns out it would be different!

Still need to be careful.

Li Guanqi's eyes narrowed slightly, and he could barely see the contents of the two wooden bowls through the faint yellow firelight around him.

In the wooden bowl on the left, there are plump and juicy white maggots, which are constantly twisting in the bowl, as if telling Li Guanqi, I'm delicious, come and eat...yue!

Li Guanqi's face was ugly, he forcibly resisted the sour water in his stomach, and forcibly suppressed the desire to vomit.

Dry!

No wonder he vomited when he simulated.

Li Guanqi took a deep breath and suppressed his talent for seclusion. After all, he didn't want to listen to the low-level thoughts of maggots.

He turned to look at the wooden bowl on the right.

As in the simulation, the right side is more heavyweight than the left.

There were not only black bed bugs in it, but also many long-shaped roundworms, as well as a lot of colorful and weird bugs that were constantly spewing disgusting mucus. The mucus was almost soaking the wooden bowl into insect soup.

"Choose a bowl and eat it."

While the black-robed old dwarf spoke, the rope on Li Guanqi's body also fell off automatically and fell to the ground.

But Li Guanqi has "died" many times in the simulator.

Of these two bowls of worms, one cannot be eaten, and no matter which bowl is eaten, it will be killed by this inappropriate old thing.

so…

"I can't eat any bowl."

Li Guanqi put his elbows on the table, crossed his fingers, and put them in front of his mouth, with a solemn expression.

Contemplation.jpg.

"Oh?"

The black-robed dwarf's eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a murderous intent.

But Li Guanqi was not afraid.

His expression was still serious, and he said deeply:

"A qualified magician will never eat other people's curses."

Li Guanqi's expression was very serious, and he seemed to be very aggressive when he spoke.

He pretended.

You can't eat it, you can only keep your mouth shut.

But the actual situation is the actual situation, not the same as the simulation.

During the simulation, he was not immersed in the scene, he just had to simply choose [not eating], but in reality he had to do something to explain the reason why he didn't eat.

Thinking of the name [Sorcerer's Disciple] again, he casually said something nonsense.

"Ah!"

The black-robed old dwarf sneered, raised his hand, and a black beetle the size of a fist, looking like a mosquito, flew out of the black wide sleeved robe.

Those sharp mouthparts are like steel needles, seven or eight centimeters are definitely there!

"Buzz-"

The black beetle fluttered its wings and flew, its sharp mouthparts pressed against Li Guanqi's eyebrows, and the tip of the incomparably sharp mouthparts glowed with a bright and cold light under the illumination of the surrounding fire.

"If you don't eat, you will die!"

The black-robed dwarf stared at Li Guanqi, his eyes were extremely cold, and his voice suddenly mentioned!

"I'd rather die, I wouldn't eat it."

Li Guanqi closed his eyes.

Because this old dwarf's eyes are too strange, sometimes like a bottomless abyss, sometimes like a sharp sword, so sharp that he can't look directly.

He was afraid that staring at the black-robed gnome for too long would shake his mind.

Next.

A strange feeling came from Li Guanqi's eyebrows. It was a feeling similar to that when a sharp object was approaching. Many people have had this feeling before. They obviously didn't see or touch it, but they could feel it.

Li Guanqi also feels it now.

Then.

"Bah!"

Blood beads oozing out.

The mouthparts of the black beetle pierced directly between his eyebrows!

However, it only pierced the skin.

"I'll ask you again, if you want to eat it!"

The black-robed dwarf's voice was gloomy, like an evil spirit in the Nine Serenities Hell, and there was a delusional threat: "If you don't eat it, you will die. If you eat it, it's just disgusting. Compared with life, which is more important?!"

"Don't eat!"

Li Guanqi drank in a low voice.

the only life.

Just don't eat it!

Having said that, Li Guanqi suddenly opened his eyes, ignoring the black beetle that pierced his eyebrows, and stared at the black-robed dwarf with a burning gaze.

Stick to your heart!

The strange gaze of this old dwarf has no effect on him anymore.

And the black-robed dwarf also stared at him grimly, "I'll ask you again, eat or die, choose one."

"Bah!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the mouthparts of the black beetle pierced a little again, and strands of scarlet blood slid down from the center of Li Guanqi's eyebrows, all the way to the bridge of his nose.

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