Global Weird: I Can Simulate In Advance

"Squeak-"

"The store owner, two rooms, two servings of wine and vegetables, is the honey noodles on your signboard."

The night was dark and stormy.

An inn in the wilderness was pushed open by someone.

Walking in from the rain curtain was a man and a woman.

The man was 1.78 meters tall, with black hair and black eyes, and there seemed to be nothing on his back.

The hem of the clothes was dry, and even the shoes were not soaked in the slightest rain.

It is Li Guanqi who has changed his appearance, after all, he has a reward.

As for the Shenwu box behind it... It was actually still on his back, but he asked Nishimura Mina to cast a blindfold illusion on the Shenwu box, so that others could not see it.

Of course, if you are strong enough, you can still see through illusions.

But Li Guanqi couldn't do anything else for a while. After all, the Shenwu box could not be put into the space necklace, so it could only be done temporarily.

As for the woman beside him, it was naturally Mina Nishimura.

After he asked Nishimura Mina to notify Guan Ting to come over, he was going to find a place nearby to wait.

And Li Guanqi passed by and saw the signature dishes of this inn was very interesting, so he decided to come here with Nishimura Mina and wait while eating.

Speaking of Nishimura Mina…

It was raining heavily outside, and this beautiful woman was soaked all over her body. Her short cyan skirt was close to her seductive body, even semi-transparent, and the beautiful scenery was looming.

Especially the plump white leg that was exposed and slightly smooth due to the rain, and the other purple-blue mechanical leg, these two completely different legs put together, giving people a strong sense of visual impact.

It caused the shop assistant who was dozing off to widen his eyes at once, and suddenly came to his senses.

"looks good?"

Nishimura Mina straightened the hair that was sticking to her neck because of the wetness, and she blinked at the shop boy, showing her charming charm.

"pretty…"

The young shop assistant is still a baby, how can he stand this kind of test?

Immediately, I was fascinated by the fascination.

"Then I'll dig out your eyeballs and take them with me every day, so that you can see enough, okay?"

Nishimura Mina's voice was suddenly cold, her right hand was raised, her fingers were hooked.

Spell: Invisible Grip!

"Ho...ho..."

The shop boy rose up in the air in an instant, as if someone grabbed his throat and held it up high!

He quickly turned red, clutching his neck and struggling frantically, but he was completely unable to shake this invisible grip.

"Mina."

Li Guanqi, who had changed his appearance, finally spoke up and looked at Nishimura Mina in disbelief, "You are the one who asks if he is good-looking, and you are the one who wants to gouge out his eyes... Hey! Why don't you put him down quickly? !"

Seeing that the second shopkeeper was about to be strangled to death, Li Guanqi's voice sank, "If you can't make that honey noodle, when he dies, you can accompany him to death."

"I-I'll just scare him and play with it!"

Hearing this, Nishimura Mina quickly let go, and rushed up, patted the back of the constantly coughing shop boy, and felt good for him.

Li Guanqi shook his head helplessly, and found a chair to sit down.

He looked around and found that the inn was a pitiful dilapidation.

Not to mention all kinds of damaged decorations and corner spider webs, just the configuration of the owner of this shop and the second shopkeeper is enough to make people shake their heads.

"Boss, don't be afraid, go prepare two guest rooms, and two drinks and dishes, and ask for the honey noodles on the sign... Well, I'm really curious, how exactly do you mix honey and noodles. "

Li Guanqi turned his head and said to the middle-aged boss who was curled up in the corner in fright after Mina Nishimura started.

"Okay...well...right now!"

The boss and the shop assistant hurried to prepare.

Nishimura Mina also sat across from Li Guanqi, with her wet long hair fluttering in style.

She was already completely wet, and her seductive body that bulged forward and backward was undoubtedly obvious, enough to easily provoke others' lust.

But Li Guanqi just thought it was strange.

Because just now on the road, this woman is also deliberately raining.

"Why are you in the rain?"

Li Guanqi looked at her curiously.

"The law of water."

Nishimura Mina replied with a look of course: "Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, Earth, I now understand the laws of gold and wood, and the next step is to understand the laws of water, and rain is rootless water, and it is often rained, which helps to understand. "

"Forehead…"

Li Guanqi was slightly startled.

Soon.

The shop assistant brought the food.

But this honey noodle disappointed Li Guanqi.

He thought it was a novelty, but it turned out to be a plain noodles similar to udon noodles with a slice of honey sprinkled on it.

After taking two bites, Li Guanqi and Nishimura Mina went back to their rooms and waited for Guan Ting to arrive.

According to Nishimura Mina, it should be there before dawn.

…

…

Moon stars are rare.

The rain continued, and the frogs roared.

midnight.

Sitting cross-legged on the bed in the guest room, Mina Nishimura, who was breathing into her body, suddenly opened her eyes!

"The big idiot is finally here."

With a smile on her face, she rolled over and got out of bed. After leaving the guest room, she came to the corridor.

"Squeak-"

Nishimura Mina pushed open the door of the next room, only to find Li Guanqi standing in front of the windowsill, with his hands behind his back, leaving her a slender figure in black.

"he came."

Li Guanqi did not look back, his voice was calm, and his eyes were always looking through the window, looking at the distant forest.

soon.

A tall man in black clothes, nearly two meters tall, slowly walked out of the forest in the distance, facing the drizzle, and appeared in the sight of Li Guanqi and Nishimura Mina.

He looked very young and handsome, in his twenties, with a long bamboo scabbard hanging from his waist.

[Five Elements Grade Alien Blood Warrior]

"Oh?"

Li Guanqi's eyes narrowed slightly.

In the body of this black-clothed swordsman, he also noticed a weak fluctuation of spiritual power, and... the breath of the spiritual power of the underworld.

This Guan Ting is not only a different-blood warrior in the middle stage of the Five Elements, but also a magician of the Yin realm!

No wonder Mina Nishimura said that he was from Daluo, but he did not discriminate against spellcasters.

Because this guy is a magician himself.

Li Guanqi has never been a pioneer when it comes to martial arts and fellow practitioners of incantation.

He wasn't the first to go down this road.

But in the new era, he should be, probably the one who has gone the furthest.

Li Guanqi's aptitude for magic spells is a reward at the end, but for the aborigines in the strange world, although the proportion of people who have both martial arts aptitude and magic aptitude is very small, under the huge population base, the number is actually not large. It's rare.

And this Guan Ting is one of them.

It's just that he did not violate the common cognition of the world - the martial arts cultivation of the five elements level, and the realm of incantation is only two ceremonies.

"Miss Mina..."

Guan Ting stood in the open space outside the inn, first glanced at Li Guanqi, and then at Nishimura Mina behind him.

At this moment, the 2-meter tall man looked a little embarrassed, very much like those junior high school boys who saw their beloved girl at school.

"Oh~"

Seeing this, Li Guanqi turned his head and looked at Nishimura Mina with a half-smile.

Nishimura Mina blinked and tilted her head, but there were two flushes on her cheeks.

fine.

Li Guanqi was determined.

At first, when he heard what Nishimura Mina said, he thought that Guan Ting was a pervert who loves his sister. Now it seems that he just cares about his sister, and his sexual orientation is very normal... Obviously, he is interested in Nishimura Mina.

"Why not be together?"

Li Guanqi asked curiously.

"My father, his sister."

Nishimura Mina sighed softly, "The two of us are in such a situation, where do we get the mood to fall in love?"

"Uh... it'll be fine."

Li Guanqi was stunned for a moment, a little hard to understand, but then he comforted softly: "We will get the Burning Mountain Divine Artifact, then your father, and his sister will be all right, and then the family will be reunited and then tied the knot, it will be a great joy. ."

Nishimura Mina did not refute, but only hoped in her eyes.

"Call him here."

Li Guanqi pointed out the window.

"Silly big!"

Hearing this, Nishimura Mina hurried to the window sill and shouted to Guan Ting in the open space outside, "Come up!"

As she said that, she opened the window, and both Li Guanqi and Li Guanqi took a few steps back.

"Um?"

However, at this time, Li Guanqi suddenly looked behind him.

In the eyes of ordinary people, his back is empty.

But of course he can see through the illusion, see the magic box - there seems to be movement inside.

"Mui Na, you can catch up with Guan Ting first, I'll go to the next door to deal with things, and I'll see you two later."

As Li Guanqi spoke, he left this room and went to the original guest room of Nishimura Mina.

"Eh?"

Nishimura Mina looked at his back, slightly stunned.

And Guan Ting also jumped to the window sill at this time, seeing this scene, he was also confused.

"…"

The next moment, a man and a woman turned their heads to look at each other. After looking at each other for a few seconds, their faces flushed and they turned their heads quickly.

…

…

"what's the situation?"

Room next door.

Li Guanqi used a fog technique to cover himself, and then put the Shenwu Box on the ground.

After opening the Shenwu box, I saw that the magic knife and the snow-spotting gun inside had changed at this time, the magic knife was flashing purple-black light, and the snow-spotting gun was also flashing ice-blue light.

"What's the matter with you two?"

Li Guanqi was confused.

"Om-"

Suddenly, the icy blue light of the snow gun turned into a cloud of blue light and poured into the magic knife.

Then the snow gun fell silent again.

The purple-black light of the magic knife gradually condensed after absorbing the blue light, concentrated at the end of the blade, and formed a sunken ☆ mark there, as if waiting for an item to fill it up.

"Um?"

Li Guanqi frowned.

Because a Mohu thought suddenly appeared in his mind.

Although a little unclear, but barely able to distinguish.

"You...you mean, you absorbed some of the energy of the snow gun, and then sensed the specific location of what you needed, just south? Want me to get it for you?" Li Guanqi hesitated.

"Once-"

The magic knife trembled slightly, as if expressing affirmation.

"You TM..."

Li Guanqi was at a loss for words, "At least you can still communicate with me, people can't even talk with snow guns, and you still **** their energy?!"

The magic knife did not respond, as if pretending not to hear.

"Snow..."

Li Guanqi looked at the snow gun, and for some reason, he suddenly felt wronged by the snow gun - like a little sister who was bullied by her brother and had her snacks taken away.

Strange feeling, strange description.

But Li Guanqi just had this feeling.

"Ugh."

Li Guanqi touched the snow gun, "If there is a chance in the future, I will let this dark thing make up for you."

"Once-"

The magic knife seemed to dislike the word "black and black" and began to tremble violently.

"You are already black."

Li Guanqi was unmoved, and then asked, "What is the situation with Dianxue? Why doesn't it even say a word?"

The magic knife quickly responded.

- The seal is too deep.

"I knew it."

Li Guanqi smiled helplessly, "Then do you know how to unblock it?"

The answer given by the magic knife is "I don't understand at all, the unlocking method of each artifact is different".

"Okay, the thing you want, I'll get it for you now, wait!"

Li Guanqi nodded, closed the magic box, and carried it behind him.

He left the room and pushed open the door of the next room.

"Mina!"

"what?!"

In the room, hugging each other, Nishimura Mina and Guan Ting, who were about to kiss each other, were shocked and quickly separated.

"Huh? Is it me who ruined your good things?"

Li Guanqi couldn't help but smiled, and then said, "I have something to deal with now, and I will come back later."

"Whatever you two want to do, you can hurry up."

"Oh, yes, and also, be vigilant when you are intimate, and pay attention to the movement outside. The two five-element-level people don't know that someone is opening the door outside. It's outrageous."

After all, Li Guanqi turned around and left.

Only the man and woman were left messed up in the wind...

…

…

dawn.

A touch of fish maw white appeared in the sky.

Among the lush mountains and forests, in a dilapidated temple.

"Hey, little sister, you don't want to spread the news tonight, do you?"

Three hooligans wearing red hoods surrounded a young girl in a pink dress in the corner, their eyes full of fiery and longing.

"No, no...you...you don't come here!"

The delicate-looking girl was about fifteen or sixteen years old, and she was in her tender years. At this time, she was so frightened that she burst into tears, her face turned pale, and she slumped on the ground, constantly rubbing against the ground and backing away.

But it has reached the dead end of the ruined temple, and there is no way to retreat.

"Little sister, what are you afraid of?"

The head ruffian smiled, pointed to the turban on his head, and said with a wicked smile: "My brother San'er is a member of the Skeleton Gang, follow us and enjoy yourself!"

On his turban, a black skull was embroidered impressively.

"That's right, I'll let you taste what it's like to be a woman today, hehe!"

Another skeleton gangster unfastened his belt with one hand and grabbed the girl with the other.

"Squeak-"

Suddenly, the gate of the temple was pushed open, and the gate that had been in disrepair suddenly made a sound.

"Who is it!"

The three ruffians turned their heads at the same time and stared viciously at the man who entered the door.

Black hair, black eyes and black clothes.

It is Li Guanqi who has changed his appearance!

He glanced at the innermost part of the broken temple.

It was a girl who was slumped on the ground, her dress was torn off a little and slipped off her pink and white shoulders.

This woman is about fifteen or sixteen years old, with fair complexion, small red lips, a pair of moist peach blossom eyes, and her facial features are truly astonishing.

At this moment, the clothes are disheveled, the tears in the corners of the eyes, and the appearance of the crying beauty with pear flowers and rain is even more pitiful to me.

However, Li Guanqi's focus was on the girl's right foot.

At the fair and delicate ankle, there is a chain of silver beads and rattan beads.

That's what the magic knife wants!

After the magic knife absorbed the energy of the snow gun, it sensed the position of this thing, and Li Guanqi followed the induction and chased all the way here.

"Hey, stinky boy, are you **** looking for death?!"

At this time, a burly man among the three hooligans yelled at Li Guanqi.

"That's right, motherfucker, didn't you see the three of us doing errands!"

Another local ruffian went too far, actually walked over and grabbed his collar with an arrogant expression.

Li Guanqi did not resist this move.

He looked at the skull logo on the headscarves of the three people and just thought it was funny.

Skull Gang?

Compared with the Honey Water Gang in Micheng, this thing is too low-level. These guys are completely ordinary people. Can ordinary people in the weird world become part of the gang?

What **** is this Skull Gang...

"boom!"

With a slap, Li Guanqi slapped the local ruffian who was grabbing his collar into the air and slammed into the corner of the ruined temple. His head was severely injured and he died on the spot.

"Fairy Wood"

He's not interested in giving life to these scumbags who want to **** girls.

"Forget it, you die too."

Li Guanqi casually broke off a piece of wood from the temple gate next to him, flicked it lightly, shot it out, and flew towards the throat of another ruffian.

"Pfft!"

The wood chips slashed, and blood splattered.

"you…"

The ruffian covered his bleeding neck with his hands, his eyes widened, and a ho-ho sound came from his throat.

In the end, his eyes were slack, and he fell dead.

Only the last gangster of the Skeleton Gang was left. At this time, he was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he collapsed on the ground, even his legs were soft.

"Sir, wait a minute!"

Just when Li Guanqi was about to kill the last ruffian, the girl in the corner of the ruined temple suddenly stopped.

"Um?"

Li Guanqi frowned slightly, looked at the girl, and said in surprise: "Child, don't tell me that the three of them want to violate you, but you have a good heart and feel that the crime will not kill you, and you want to save his life."

"of course not!"

The girl stood up, with tears on her face, and looked at the only remaining ruffian with red eyes, and said bitterly: "I just want to ask the lord to leave him to me, I want to... kill him with my own hands!"

"Oh?"

Li Guanqi was a little surprised.

Then he seemed to notice something and turned to look at the corner of the broken temple.

There was an old man with white hair.

There is blood in the heart, and there is no heaving in the chest.

already dead.

"With you?" Li Guanqi glanced at the girl.

"Um…"

The girl still lowered her head, raised her hand and wiped her eyes. After she put it down again, her green jade fingers were full of tears, "Grandpa was killed by them in order to protect me..."

"understood."

Li Guanqi nodded, took out the Shuiyue Sword from the space necklace, threw it lightly, and slanted it in front of the girl.

"This sword is for you."

Although this sword is a fourth-order magic weapon, it is actually very light, very light, enough for this girl to use it to kill people.

"Thank you sir!"

The girl's eyes were red, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com pulled out the Shuiyue Sword, then stepped forward, came to the ruffian, held Li Guanqi's long sword, without hesitation, the sword pierced the ruffian's heart!

Li Guanqi's mouth twitched slightly, and he cast an approving look.

A girl of about sixteen years old can have such a temperament, and it should not be an ordinary person.

"Thank you, my lord, for letting Ryoko avenge grandpa with his own hands..."

The girl looked at the corpse of the old man in the corner of the ruined temple, and when she released her hand, the Shuiyue Sword fell to the ground, kneeling on the ground, her delicate body trembling, her voice carrying an uncontrollable cry.

Li Guanqi put his hands around his chest, watching this scene, his eyes narrowed slightly.

Not right.

This girl seems to have black hair and black eyes, but in fact, the left eye seems to be... wearing something like a black beauty?

She is hiding her childishness!