Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"Where is this, you are the key person for us to defeat the shogunate army!" The captain quickly waved his hand and said: "It's a pity that the hospitality is not good, I can only wrong you to live in a tent without a toilet, I... "

"I think, why don't we stop chatting?" Jiu Qiren said with a smile, "Mr. Li is holding back a lot."

"Yes... yes." Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment.

"What are you talking about? Master Li is so powerful, and his kidneys must also be very powerful. It won't be a problem to hold it for three days and three nights," the team leader said with a smile: "However, it would be bad to delay your rest. Saburo, don't neglect him."

Chapter 1196: A Brilliant Hunter

After all, the team leader turned around and left without saying a word. After a while, Jiu Qiren couldn't help laughing and said, "The kidneys must be very powerful too? Heh...I didn't see it. come out."

"That was just a joke," Li Xingshan blushed, and said casually, "By the way, Shinobu Saburo, is this the name you used to disguise your identity?"

"That's right," Jiu Qiren nodded, and said, "The organization of the rebel army is not as strict as that of the shogunate army. It is not difficult to get in by disguising your identity and accent a little... It's just that there is no way to You just need to be so loud."

Li Xingshan didn't know whether he was boasting or hurting himself, so he said, "Let's find a place where no one will bother you, and tell me about your situation."

Jiu Qiren seemed to have chosen the place long ago, and the two of them walked along the way, and encountered a few patrolling soldiers in the middle, and Jiu Qiren easily prevaricated them until they walked into a small forest where there was no one. In the middle, the two stopped.

"The thing is like this..." Jiu Qiren said straight to the point: "I..."

"That," Li Xingshan scratched his cheek, and said, "Can you change back to the previous face first?"

"Is there something wrong with this face?" Jiu Qiren tilted his head and said, "For an undercover agent, this is a perfect face. would be suspected."

"But your own face looks better." Li Xingshan said straight to the point.

"Do you know? The disguise technique is not like the illusion of Yae Shenzi. You can change into another face by snapping your fingers," Jiu Qiren said with his hands on his hips: "In order to have no flaws in the disguise, I have to spend a Time to prepare..."

"I'm too self-willed," Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment, "Then let it go."

"However..." Seeing that Jiu Qiren didn't say a word, he tore off the fake face he used to pretend, revealing a pretty face, and said: "As expected, I still can't refuse you ah."

"This face still looks more pleasing to the eye." Li Xingshan smiled slightly, pinched her face, and said, "It would be nice if I didn't keep a straight face."

"Too many expressions will crack the mask," although Jiu Qiren said so, but did not stop Li Xingshan's behavior, but said lightly: "Are you going to continue pinching, or listen to me Business."

"Ahem..." Li Xingshan let go of his hand after hearing this, and said, "Tell me, what...is this all about?"

"As early as when you were in prison, Yae Gongji found me and told me everything about your plan to go undercover to the Rebel Army," Jiu Qiren said: "That's why she entrusted me to go undercover. Come here early, sneak into the undercover rebel army, come to be your support, and provide help at any time."

"You... are willing to take such a big risk for me?" Li Xingshan couldn't help but moved, "Thank you."

"Stop pretending to be sentimental." Jiu Qiren blushed, and said, "If the remuneration given by Yae Palace Secretary is enough, I wouldn't come to do such a troublesome thing."

"Okay, okay, whatever you say," Li Xingshan understood Jiuqiren's temperament, and naturally knew that she didn't show that much emphasis on money, so he said with a smile: "If this mission is successful, it will definitely be thanks to you."

"Hmph, how can there be such a simple thing," Jiuqi rolled his eyes at Li Xingshan, and said, "Let's not talk about whether we can deceive such a delicate and transparent person as Coral Palace Xinhai. The female staff officer next to her may not be able to fool him." Not easy to deal with."

"Eh?" Li Xingshan wondered, "How do you know she's a woman?"

"I'm not as blind as some people." Jiu Qiren shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to grab someone's collar to see that they are girls."

"This matter...you know all about it," Li Xingshan was a little embarrassed, and quickly changed the subject: "So, what is the background of that female staff officer?"

"I'm not very clear either," Jiu Qiren rubbed his chin and said, "However, according to my observation, I can still get a few clues. First, from her accent, she should not be from Haizhidao. Two, her strategy is probably not inferior to Coral Palace Xinhai, and third... she should be a beauty."

"The first two are reasonable." Li Xingshan raised his eyebrows and said, "The third point, how did you see it?"

"Because there is no woman who is not beautiful with you." Jiu Qiren snorted coldly, and said, "Even the courier who accidentally dragged into the water on the way to escape is a monster beauty, isn't it?"

Li Xingshan is not a dull person, at least, he has faintly smelled the sour smell in the air.

"What you said is indeed correct, after all..." Li Xingshan suddenly stretched out his hands, wrapped around Jiu Qiren's waist, and said with a smile, "You are also a woman who has something to do with me."

"You...what are you doing!" Jiu Qiren gently pushed Li Xingshan, and said, "This is a military camp!"

Leaving aside the huge disparity in strength between the two, it is impossible for Jiu Qiren to push Li Xingshan away, what's more, Jiu Qiren is exerting all his strength now, and I'm afraid he can't even pierce a piece of paper.

"Since this is the place you chose, it is naturally impossible for other sergeants to appear." Li Xingshan didn't intend to stop at all, but went ahead and said: "Besides, you have helped me so much. Anyway, I... .I want to reward you too."

Jiu Qiren clenched his lips, gave Li Xingshan a hard look, and said, "It's strange... no wonder you asked me to remove the disguise, I see you...you were thinking about this from the beginning Bar?"

"That's not necessary," I saw Li Xingshan turned his hand, but Jiu Qiren had already turned his back to him: "If this is the case, wouldn't it be impossible to see your face?"

"Stupid... um!" Jiuqi Ren just wanted to protest, but suddenly softened, subconsciously stretched out his hands, and hugged the tree trunk in front of him, barely supporting Zhu Zhu's crumbling body.

"The team leader just now said that I have strong kidneys. Didn't you say you couldn't see it?" Li Xingshan pressed Jiu Qiren's ear and said, "I can just take this opportunity to prove it."

Jiu Qiren's small movements, the tone is said to be protesting and refusing, it is better to say that he is constantly adjusting his posture.

Li Xingshan went in with his hand, but was slightly startled, and said, "No...no?"

"Anyway... Anyway, things will definitely turn out like this," Jiu Qiren murmured: "So I didn't wear it at all from the beginning."

In fact, when Jiu Qiren was preparing to find Li Xingshan, he had already expected that he might not be able to stay dry and go back today.

It can only be said that the best hunters often appear as prey.

Chapter 1197 Men Should Do What Men Should Do...

Naturally, Li Xingshan had already guessed Jiu Qiren's careful thoughts, but now that he had no choice but to act, he didn't say much, and directly entered the topic.

I have to say that Jiu Qiren is really good at choosing places. This small forest is just outside the patrol range of the military camp. In this place, as long as there is no big commotion, no matter what you do, it will be difficult to be found.

If this situation is discovered, then trouble will arrive. Leaving aside the possibility of exposing Jiu Qiren's identity, Li Xingshan himself probably won't be able to continue to gain a foothold in the rebel army.

However, for the pleasure of this moment, even if you have to take risks, it is a very worthwhile thing.

Jiu Qiren hugged the big tree in front of her with both hands. In order to avoid making a sound, she simply buried her face directly on the tree trunk.

But even so, it is still unavoidable to make a slight "whooping" sound. Fortunately, it is summer at this time, and this small sound is not obvious in the chirping of summer insects.

They even complement each other, forming a rather moving melody.

"It's... almost enough," Jiu Qiren, who buried his face on the tree trunk after an unknown amount of time, said in a low voice, "I... I will change my face later. , otherwise...the flaws will be revealed."

"Understood..." Li Xingshan responded in a low voice, gritted his teeth, and made the last move.

The small woods returned to tranquility again, Li Xingshan put his hand on Jiu Qiren's waist, and was about to pull out his precious sword from its sheath.

However, at this moment, the big tree next to it suddenly shook, and then, a black shadow fell from the branch, and landed in the bushes under the tree with a "snap".

This sudden scene startled both Li Xingshan and Jiu Qiren.

With the cultivation bases of the two of them, even if they are immersed in it, it is impossible for someone nearby to not notice anything.

Unless the natural strength is strong, at least possessing the ability of a demon god level-this is naturally impossible.

Another possibility is that this person has been dormant on the branch since before Li Xingshan and Jiu Qiren arrived, and has been hiding his breath.

But... who would do such a thing?

Although Li Xingshan was very nervous, he quickly regained his composure, and was even ready to shoot directly to subdue the witness.

Even if he is not killed, he must be temporarily imprisoned to prevent him from leaking the news.

The bush trembled for a while, and when the owner of the black shadow poked out his head, Li Xingshan couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Long flaxen hair, blank eyes, and the two black tails behind him.

It was Qi Liangliang!

Qi Liangliang naturally saw Li Xingshan and Jiu Qiren at a glance. Although the two had just finished fighting at this time, they had not had time to clean up the battlefield.

Li Xingshan didn't even get his weapon back yet.

At this time, the six eyes met, and the atmosphere was naturally awkward beyond description.

"This man is... a soldier of the rebel army..." Qi Liangliang seemed to have seen something that could shatter the three views, and murmured: "Boss Li, so you... ..like...men?"

That's right, although Jiu Qiren has lifted the disguise, she is still wearing the men's military uniform of the rebels, plus she buried her face on the tree trunk, in the dark night, she can't see her gender clearly at all, so she will naturally be Qi Liangliang thought it was a man.

"It's not like this!" Li Xingshan hurriedly said, "Listen to my explanation!"

"I don't listen!" Qi Liangliang, like a frightened little black cat, jumped up without saying a word, and ran away in another direction: "I don't care anymore!"

But in a short time, the little girl had already run tens of feet away, leaving only Li Xingshan and Jiu Qiren staring at each other.

"What are you still doing?" After a while, Jiu Qiren said hastily: "Hurry up and chase!"

"Oh!" Li Xingshan took a step back without saying a word.

And because of the large range of movements, Jiuqi couldn't help frowning. If this turned into drawing a knife out of its sheath, it would be able to wipe out sparks.

Even a stable person like her almost couldn't hold back the curse.

It's just that Li Xingshan's speed was too fast. When she was about to speak, he had already turned into a black shadow and rushed out, leaving no time for Jiuqiren to react.

"Really..." Jiu Qiren bit his lip and murmured, "Even I, occasionally... want to be treated a little softly."

.........

Logically speaking, given the difference in strength between Li Xingshan and Qi Liangliang, the latter's desire to escape from the former's pursuit is no less than Sun Houzi's desire to escape from Wuzhishan, the Tathagata Buddha's place.

It's just that Qi Liangliang himself is a cat, and his speed is extremely fast, while Li Xingshan has just experienced a "big war", and his experience will inevitably suffer some losses. Coupled with small movements such as wearing pants, it has delayed a lot time.

Under the ebb and flow, Li Xingshan unexpectedly failed to catch up with Qi Liangliang for a while, but was thrown far away by her instead.

Because he was afraid of attracting the attention of other soldiers, Li Xingshan couldn't shout out loud, and he was afraid of scaring Qi Liangliang, so he could only follow step by step.

However, after all, there was a disparity in strength between the two, and after a while, Li Xingshan already knew what was behind Qi Liangliang.

Although she is good at speed, she rarely runs at such a speed. At this time, her physical strength is close to exhaustion. Suddenly, she only felt a strange feeling coming from her tail, and her body stopped instantly.

She looked back and saw Li Xingshan was holding her tail, and said helplessly, "Why are you running so fast? I won't eat you?"

"me......"

Unlike Li Xingshan who didn't sweat even a drop, Qi Liangliang was so exhausted that he could hardly breathe. After a while, he said tremblingly, "I'm afraid."

Indeed, rice wife is nothing zzzq, men and men develop a super-friendship relationship, no matter for humans or monsters, it is still a difficult thing to accept.

What's more, Qi Liangliang originally had an inexplicable affection for Li Xingshan, but now seeing the man she likes, she actually likes to fuck men... What she did naturally collapsed her world view in an instant, and she could only use escape to avoid.

"You misunderstood, actually..."

Just as Li Xingshan was about to explain, he suddenly thought that if he told Qi Liangliang Jiu Qiren's true identity, wouldn't it be possible to expose his undercover collusion with the shogunate army.

If he told her about this matter, let alone whether Qi Liangliang would keep it a secret for him, this matter would inevitably become a hidden danger.

Chapter 1198 It turns out that beautiful girls also get hemorrhoids?

Therefore, now we must find an excuse, not only to make Qi Liangliang no longer feel afraid of himself, but also to hide the identity of Jiu Qiren for a long time.

Fortunately, Qi Liangliang doesn't seem very smart, but with his eloquent teeth, he should be able to explain clearly.

"Ahem..." Li Xingshan coughed lightly twice, and then said in a serious manner: "The sergeant brother and I just now are not doing dirty things, but... ...is helping him to heal his illness!"

"Cure?"

If ordinary people hear this answer, they will definitely think that their IQ has been insulted, and it is impossible to have that strange cure.

But Qi Liangliang was just a simple little monster after all, and for a moment he was intimidated by Li Xingshan, tilted his head, and said, "Cure...what disease?"

"Cure...cure..." Li Xingshan rolled his eyes and immediately said, "Hemorrhoids!"

"Hemorrhoids?" Qi Liangliang's eyes widened.

"That's right!" Li Xingshan instantly entered the mustache mode, and said solemnly: "Patrol soldiers like them have to stand for a day at every turn, and they are easy to get hemorrhoids. I think the little brother just now is in great pain, and that's why I'm so worried." I can't bear it, and treat it with the method handed down in my family."

"But..." Qi Liangliang was just innocent, not an idiot, and murmured: "I clearly saw that you...you stuffed that thing into the P... ..”

As a girl, she really couldn't say those two words out of her mouth.

"That... that's applying the medicine!" Li Xingshan patted Qi Liangliang's shoulder, and said, "To deliver the medicine to the deepest part, fingers are not long enough."

"So it's like this..." Qi Liangliang patted his chest, and said with lingering fear, "I thought you liked men."

[The effect of "Liar Eater" is activated, and the target has already believed your lie]

Unexpectedly, at this critical moment, Li Xingshan's talent played a role, which made Qi Liangliang choose to believe this bizarre excuse.

"Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved," Li Xingshan also heaved a sigh of relief, "Let's go back as soon as possible."

"Wait...wait a minute..."

Unexpectedly, Qi Liangliang blushed and said, "Is your treatment really effective?"

"Of course!" Li Xingshan thought that Qi Liangliang still had doubts about his excuse, so he said very firmly: "I guarantee that the medicine will cure the disease! Never do it again!"

"Really?" Qi Liangliang's eyes flickered with a gleam of light, and said: "Then...then can you cure me?"