Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

In the weirdness, there is a trace of indescribable beauty.

This also made Li Xingshan unable to hold back for a while, and kissed one of the "eyes".

The place where the painted eyes were painted seemed to be filled with tears.

Of course, even the tears were tears of joy!

["The First Glass of Red Wine" Talent Activation]

[Talent Reward: Mask Master]

[Effect: When you wear all "mask" equipment, the equipment effect will increase by 30%]

["The First Glass of Red Wine" Talent Activation]

[Talent Reward: Painting Master]

[Effect: You now have a first-class painting level]

That's right, due to the fact that Bai Gui Ji and Prajna Ghost are in one body at this time, Li Xingshan has rarely achieved the strange achievement of one shot and two shots, one drink and two drinks.

I saw the Baiguiji, Prajnagui and Yaodaoji taking turns, but after all, Li Xingshan had already cultivated the indestructible body of the vajra, and the three shikigami were defeated in the end. They turned into prototypes one after another, scattered on the ground, It's just a knife, a roll, and a mask.

Of course, although Li Xingshan claims to have a diamond-like indestructible body, he is not a body made of iron. From watching the husband and ghost to defeating the three shikigami, he also lost some energy and lay down on the ground to rest.

At this moment, he suddenly felt a chill in his chest, and saw Jiu Tun-douji standing in front of him, holding a jug of good wine, tilted slightly, and the fine wine like a jade spring was all dripping on Li Xingshan body.

Jiu Tun Dou held the wine bottle and went all the way down. The wine went all the way to Li Xingshan's cock before it dripped clean. She picked up the almost empty wine bottle and licked the last few drops. clean.

You say that she saves, she takes a bottle of good wine to bathe Li Xingshan, you say that she wastes it, but she refuses to give up even a drop.

"Use this fine wine as my bath water?" Li Xingshan said lazily, "Isn't it a bit of a waste?"

"Don't waste it, don't waste it," Shuten Doji leaned over, licked his lips with his tongue, and said with a smile, "I'll drink them all up."

In the past, Li Xingshan had only heard of the "Human Body Serving" which uses the flesh as a dinner plate, but he did not expect that tonight, he would be a "wine glass" for no reason.

Jiu Tun-douzi is eloquent, and indeed he refuses to waste even a drop of good wine. Li Xingshan took turns to "fight fiercely", but he was powerless to resist at this time, and he could also make Jiu Tun-douji do anything wrong.

"I said..." Li Xingshan patted Jiu Tun boy on the head lightly, and said, "You gave those three children enough wine, did you add anything to it?"

"As expected of you...Gulu..." Shuten Doji said vaguely, "You...Gulu...discovered?"

Yaodao Ji and the others are not so "presumptuous" on weekdays. It seems that Shuten-douji's reception is not just held casually one by one.

She came prepared!

Let the husband-watcher ghost and the three little ones consume Li Xingshan's physical strength first, and then reap the benefits when he is powerless to resist.

"You can be more straightforward," Li Xingshan said with a dumbfounded smile, "I may not... definitely reject you."

"Hmph, if you reject me, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?" Shuten-douji raised his head, wiped the corner of his mouth, and said, "Besides, I can still be considered the boss among your subordinate shikigami right now." , after those guys return... Huh, you guys must be picky."

It's okay to say that Mensao of Ootengu, that guy in front of Yuzao... is more feminine than me, and his style of acting is much bolder than me. When she comes back, my chances will be even fewer.

That's why Jiu Tun-douji planned this good show, no matter what, he had to take Li Xingshan down before they returned.

As for the fine wine that was drenched on Li Xingshan's body, Shuten-douji naturally wouldn't waste it. Since she was named "Jiuten-douji", it wasn't just because of her capacity for alcohol.

It's because, except for her mouth, any place on her body, even every pore, can absorb the alcohol and transform it into her own power.

"It's almost time." Shuten-douji patted Li Xingshan's cheek and said with a smile, "I'm going to start drinking your wine."

"My wine?" Li Xingshan was a little puzzled and said, "How can I have wine on me?"

"Of course it's the wine you drank just now." Jiu Tun Boy's fingers touched Li Xingshan's throat, and he slid all the way down, "These wines are fermented in your body and then absorbed by me. Increase my demon power by a large margin."

"But..." Li Xingshan blushed, and said, "I've been a little angry these days, the color is the same as the iced black tea from the tower crane, and the taste is not very good."

"Idiot, I didn't just drink it..." Jiu Tun Doji looked down at Li Xingshan condescendingly, and said, "I only have a magic method, I don't need to bear it, I can handle it myself."

Soon, Li Xingshan understood the meaning of Shuten-douji's words.

Logically speaking, with Li Xingshan's control over his body, no matter how much he drank, no matter whether he drank water or wine, he could control his sidelights.

However, under Shuten-douji's guidance, he found it difficult to control.

Liter after liter, the fine wine brewed by Li Xingshan's body for the second time, through another form, excessively became the demonic power of Shutendouji.

["The First Glass of Red Wine" Talent Activation]

[Talent Reward: God of Dionysus]

[Effect: You can improve your own strength by drinking fine wine, and you can unlock different abilities according to the degree of drinking]

so far so good.

Before that, Li Xingshan was still thinking about what kind of reward Shutendouji could get for his [first glass of red wine].

If you give yourself something like [Ten thousand cups are not drunk], wouldn't it be the same as the previous talent?

It's just that I don't know to what extent this [Dionysus] has a bonus. When I drink the most, I wonder if I can cast a "Dionysus Curse" like Li Xiaoyao did?

However, right now, Li Xingshan doesn't have time to think about these issues. He just sent out the processed wine in his body, but he saw that Shuten-douji had already taken out two bottles of good wine, and stuffed them into Li Xingshan's mouth. in the mouth.

It was also thanks to Li Xingshan's extraordinary talent, if it was someone else, he would have been sent away due to alcoholism.

"Wait...wait a minute..." Li Xingshan couldn't laugh or cry: "This is too much to drink, let me slowly..."

"Wait so slow! After drinking this one, there's one more!" Jiu Tun-douji didn't give Li Xingshan a chance to breathe, and continued to drink: "After this one, there are three more!"

There is a poem praising this night:

Six pots, five shifts, four gods, three souls, two bodies, and one person.

In the fierce battle, the cock crows, and a flood of spring water returns to the wine.

Chapter 1163 Beidou's Invitation

When he walked out of the wine cellar, the sky outside could already see a fish-belly white.

Another sleepless night.

In fact, in terms of Li Xingshan's physical strength, even if he didn't sleep all night, even if he didn't rest for several days and nights in a row, there would be no problem. However, not sleeping is a small thing, and physical exertion is a lot.

What's more, this night was not just a pure physical exertion. Li Xingshan felt as if he had been poured several tons of wine by Shuten Doji, and then through Li Xingshan's body circulation, the wine was also sucked out of his body. .

It felt like the blood had been changed several times.

Li Xingshan raised his head, wiped his eyes, and felt that the morning sun seemed to be slightly green.

As for Shuten-douji and the others, they had already returned to the picture of the night walk of the ghosts to rest.

"Yo, good morning!"

Suddenly there was a burst of hearty laughter from behind. I saw a tall woman holding a giant sword and waving it in the courtyard. It seemed that she was practicing swordsmanship.

Beidou is the only woman who can wield such a huge sword at will, at least in this wooden teahouse.

However, at this time, she had long hair tied up in a ponytail, and she was not wearing a blindfold. Compared with her usual mighty and domineering appearance, she was a little more gentle and pleasant.

"Morning...morning," Li Xingshan greeted with a guilty conscience, and said with a smile, "Wake up so early to practice sword?"

"Hey, I can't help it. I'm used to running the boat. It's strange to say that I slept soundly in the bumpy cabin, but I couldn't sleep in the quiet and stable room," Beidou winked at Li Xingshan Blinking his eyes, he said, whether intentionally or unintentionally, "Otherwise, this period of time is too comfortable. If I can compete with a master like you twice before going to bed and sweat a little, then I will definitely be able to sleep in one night." Until broad daylight."

"Yes...is it?" Li Xingshan smiled awkwardly, and said, "Next time I have a chance, I must have a good discussion with Big Sister Beidou."

After experiencing the crazy torture of Jiu Tun-dou last night, Li Xingshan now has some lingering fears about this strong type of girl.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help recalling those days in Liyue, and began to recall Gan Yu's gentleness like a spring breeze.

Alas, when the work this time is over, I absolutely want to go back to Liyue, give myself a long vacation, do nothing, just lie in Gan Yu's arms and act like a baby every day, and take a couple of fresh sips if I have nothing to do!

"It seems that you are all up already." Seeing that Fengyuan Wanye also walked into the atrium, he said lightly: "The sky is not yet full light, and it is a good time to get out and leave. Everyone is already in front of us." The hall is ready and ready to leave at any time."

Seeing Fengyuan Wanye's serious attitude, Li Xingshan realized that this "escape" was just a good show of infernal affairs for him, but for others, it was an accidental escape. It was definitely a dangerous action that would cost one's life, so he said seriously: "It's not too late, let's go."

Sure enough, in the front hall, Hina, Zhe Ping, Ying and Paimon were all waiting for orders.

But when he saw Li Xingshan, Paimon's eyes obviously dodged.

"Don't hide," Li Xingshan couldn't help teasing, "I don't know why, but last night he dragged me to the bathroom, but he ran away first."

"I... I didn't do it on purpose! Who let that drunkard woman scare me!" Paimon said angrily, "Besides, she is your subordinate, and you are so powerful, so why would you be in any danger?" Well!"

"Are you causing trouble for Brother Li again?" Ying said helplessly, "Really, if you want to go to the bathroom, just let me accompany you."

"But I can't call you at all!" Paimon exclaimed angrily, "You sleep like a Qiuqiu who has just had a full meal, and you still say something in your mouth, 'too big', 'Brother Li', what do you think?" I can’t even eat it” and other sleep talk, you must have carried me behind your back in the dream, secretly eating delicious food with Li Xingshan!”

Hearing Paimon's words, Ying blushed, quickly covered her mouth, and said, "You...what nonsense are you talking about!"

"Tsk tsk," Beidou said with a smile: "It seems that Ying is indeed eating some good food."

As she spoke, she glanced at Li Xingshan and licked her lips by the way.

"Okay, now is not the time to waste time!" Hina coughed lightly twice, and said, "Although everyone here is not inferior to me in strength, in order to ensure the success of the evacuation of Dao's wife, please Everyone follow my command."

Indeed, although Hina looks young, she is a real general of the rebel army, let alone a few people, even mobilizing an army is a piece of cake for her.

"I've also investigated the patrol route followed by Tianling today," Zhe Ping echoed, "As long as you keep a low profile, you should be able to leave safely."

"Wow!"

At this moment, Shiba Inu Taromaru, who had been squatting on the counter, suddenly called out vigilantly.

"Okay, okay, Taro Maru!" Paimon patted its head, and said, "We will miss you too, next time I come back, I will bring you a lot of delicious food!"

However, Hina frowned slightly and said, "What? You said you... smelled something unusual."

"Wow!" Taromaru immediately wagged his tail.

"Eh?" Paimon said in surprise, "Can you understand Taromaru's speech?"

"Do you need to ask?" Beidou touched the two dog ears on Hina's head and said, "Aren't these all cute dogs?"

"Now is not the time to joke!" Hina shook her head, walked to the door, opened the door a crack, but immediately showed surprise, and said: "Oops! It's the soldiers of the Heavenly Leader, and they hold Holding a wanted warrant, could it be that... are you here to conduct a search?"

Li Xingshan was speechless for a while, good guy, Lei Movie has worked hard to make this group of people trust him, do you have to do something like this?

"Oops, I didn't expect this to happen!" Zhe Ping slapped his forehead, with a look of self-blame on his face, and said, "What should we do now?"

"What should I do?" Beidou clenched his fists and said, "At this point, I will definitely not be able to run away anyway, so why not just fight hard and kill a bloody path!"

The rest of the people were silent. Obviously, they didn't seem to be completely unable to accept this proposal. Not to mention a small team of the Heavenly Leader, even if the entire Heavenly Leader came out in full force, it might not be impossible for everyone in the front hall to cooperate. opponent.

Chapter 1164 Secret Words in the Cabinet

But Li Xingshan secretly said something bad in his heart, this is just a show, if it kills, it will not end well.

Of course, it is impossible for Li Xingshan to directly intercede for these soldiers who are following the Heavenly Leader, otherwise it will inevitably show his flaws, so he had to put on a thoughtful expression and said: "It is possible to break through directly, but it is inevitable to scare the snake. It is indeed easy to deal with these soldiers who follow the Heavenly Order, but if General Lei Dian is alarmed... then it will be troublesome."

"So what about General Thunder?" The expression on Beidou's face seemed to be a little more excited: "I've wanted to go around with him for a long time!"

Oil and salt do not enter, right you!

However, Beidou is the only impulsive person after all. Fengyuan Wanye touched his chin and said: "I think what Li Xiaoge said makes sense. Our purpose is to leave safely. If there is a commotion, it will make the situation worse." more difficult to deal with."

"You'd better make a decision quickly," Xina observed the movement outside the room, clenched the handle of the bow again and again, and said, "They will come in in half a minute."

However, at this critical juncture, a nimble figure suddenly flew in from the window, everyone was startled, and quickly focused their eyes away.

It turned out that it was actually a cat-legged girl with long flaxen hair and a lunch box in her hand.

Li Xingshan was startled, this girl...isn't she Qi Liangliang?

For him who had just experienced the simulator last time, he was naturally very familiar with this little courier.

"It's okay, it's okay, it almost timed out! Komaheya Express, the mission must be done!" Qi Liangliang patted his chest, and said with a smile: "Excuse me, who ordered this set meal? Please sign for it!"

At such a critical juncture, it came out of nowhere, and everyone was a little surprised for a while.

"That, I ordered..." Paimon's face showed a somewhat embarrassed expression, and he muttered: "I ordered it yesterday. I think everyone must have worked so hard on the way. Will you be hungry..."

"Do you think we are going to go camping?" Ying patted her forehead with a look of helplessness on her face.

"Who knew she would pick this time to come!" Paimon also felt a little aggrieved, "What should we do now?"

Qi Liangliang also seemed to realize that something was wrong, but at this moment, her eyes swept over the people in the room, and finally stopped on Li Xingshan and Zhe Ping.

"This little brother is the one who was at Kamiyashiki before..." Qi Liangliang blushed slightly. Obviously, whether it was what happened in Li Xingshan's room that day or the dream he had in his dream last night. All the scenes that happened in the movie left a deep impression on her.

But soon, she looked at Zheping and the others again, as if she had thought of something, she said in surprise, "I remembered, the arrest warrant I saw on the road this morning, you are wanted criminals... Woohoo!"

Before she could finish her sentence, Li Xingshan covered her mouth, and he said helplessly, "Everyone find a place to hide, and I will deal with this girl!"