Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

[Comprehensive evaluation: Leader, take the brothers to charge again! 】

[The reward has been sent, you can check it at any time]

[Please choose one of the three talents of "Lao Tzu is an Elite (Blue)", "Mud Legs (Green)" and "Glory of the Independent Regiment (Blue)" as an inherent talent]

Of course I choose【I’m an elite player】

[I fight like an elite player: When you encounter an opponent stronger than yourself, your combat power will be improved in a short time (this effect can affect surrounding friendly units within a certain range)]

In reality, at the end of his heart in Yan Wu Chuan, he had to face General Thunder and Lightning who was stronger than him.

After choosing the talent, Li Xingshan casually opened the system's inventory. Because of his haste, he had forgotten all the blind box rewards several times before.

This is something that can't be helped. After all, with his current strength, let alone the A-level blind box, he may not necessarily be able to appreciate the rewards from the S-level blind box.

However, this thing is like a season pass for mobile games. Although the rewards each time are not too much, if you save them up and take them out together, they are still quite impressive.

However, after opening the inventory, Li Xingshan was taken aback.

I saw rows and rows of blind boxes in the inventory, just like those sacred relics in the game that have no upgrade value, have been melted down for Mora, and there are one after another.

Of course, the reason why there are so many of them is because many of them are low-level blind boxes such as C-level and B-level, which belong to the kind of things that make people feel troublesome to open one by one.

After all, the contents of these blind boxes include everything, such as props, equipment, skills, talents, pets... and other messy things, to the current Li Xingshan, they are basically just tasteless.

"My eyes are going to be messed up..." Li Xingshan wiped his eyes and said, "Xiao Xi, help me count the number."

[Statistics, you don’t plan to open it anyway, I’ll just help you convert how many high-level blind boxes can be synthesized]

"You are always very considerate in places that are inexplicable." Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Alright, let's synthesize everything to the highest level."

Alas, if only the weapons in the game could be three-star and four-star, four-star and five-star, then those black-tasseled guns and white cherry guns piled up in the warehouse would not be useless when eating tiger fish knives.

[According to statistics, 8 B-level blind boxes are needed to synthesize an SSS-level blind box. Do you want to take the next best thing and synthesize two SS-level blind boxes, or wait for the next simulator reward to synthesize]

SSS level?

This is the first time Li Xingshan has seen such a high level. If it is converted into a B-level blind box, a total of eighty-one is needed. Didn't expect that these emulators have already saved so much?

"Hey, it's only eight, less than one-tenth," Li Xingshan quickly flattered him, "Why don't you give me a 10% discount."

[Have you ever seen any system that gave the host a discount? Do you think it's the novice card pool drawn by Star Dome Railway? Allow me to refuse]

"Stingy ghost..." Li Xingshan squinted his eyes and said, "Forget it, I won't change it. I won't be so angry. For the next month, no, three months, I will use this simulator again." It's not open either."

I don't know if it's because of the sequelae of the previous simulator, but at this time, Li Xingshan still has a bit of Li Yunlong's donkey temper deep in his heart, and he simply confronted the system head-on.

After the system was silent for a while, it responded:

[In view of the recent good performance of the host and the active participation in the simulator, all exchanges this time can enjoy a 20% discount]

"It's more or less the same," Li Xingshan chuckled, rubbed his hands together and said, "It's changed!"

[Obtain SSS-level blind box, whether to open it]

"open!"

[Obtain SSS-level equipment: Mask of the God of Pleasure]

【Grade: SSS】

[Effect: After wearing it, you can get the blessing of Aha, the god of joy]

[Introduction: Hello, lovely boy, I will introduce this gift to you personally. First of all, it is not a precious thing. It is made of old slippers that I have accumulated. I made a lot of them, and then like Throw it around like candy - of course, this is just a metaphor, you'd better not really lick it, it won't turn you into a superman like the ultimate weapon in the game, and it doesn't require you to make a deal with the devil In exchange for power, after wearing it, you will only get one thing—true happiness! That's what's precious, isn't it? I originally wanted to chat with you a few more words, but since this is just an equipment introduction column that has no practical use and can only be used to make up the number of words, so let's stop here! 】

Looking at the strangely shaped mask in his hand, Li Xingshan had a strange expression on his face.

what does it mean?

I ran out of stock and got this April Fool's joke?

"So..." Li Xingshan tilted his head and said, "Are you sure... I didn't open the wrong blind box?"

【Oops, this thing should not be placed in an SSS-level blind box... No, since it is this thing, it makes sense to appear here. Damn it, it was put together】

"Hey!" Li Xingshan said impatiently, "What are you talking to yourself? Can the blind box still contain the wrong things?"

[Sorry, there was a small program error, this thing really shouldn't appear in the SSS-level blind box, to be precise, it shouldn't appear anywhere at all]

[Don't worry, you can choose to return the reward, and the system will give you a chance to draw again]

"A reward that shouldn't appear?" Li Xingshan looked at the strange mask and asked thoughtfully, "Could it be, is this something very special?"

[Believe me, this thing is absolutely useless, so let's make a deal, you return it immediately, and then I will give you another chance to choose an SSS reward]

For some reason, Li Xingshan seemed to see a trace of... panic from the system's words?

That's right, although she could only see the words, she seemed to have felt the panic hidden under the words.

Chapter 1066

"The more you say that..." Li Xingshan looked at the mask and said, "Instead, I am more interested in this mask. Tell me, what is the God of Pleasure? Tewat is not like that the gods?"

【You should also know that there are countless planes in the world】

[Aha, the God of Pleasure, is a "star god" from another plane, and also the most elusive of all star gods]

【All his actions seem to be just to find happiness, and sometimes he will even play tricks on his believers and turn to help those who oppose him】

[All in all, this "reward" should have been sneaked in by it, it was just a prank]

[I can exchange it with many better rewards]

[Such as a samurai sword that can cut through space? 】

[The eyes that can copy the opponent's skills? 】

[How about a "transparent fruit" that can make you invisible? 】

To be honest, among other things, the last reward really touched Li Xingshan's heart.

This is an ability that a certain pervert cook can only dream of.

However, after thinking for a while, Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "I'm very surprised, why, as a 'system', you don't have the right to take this thing back directly?"

[Insufficient authority, I can only tell you this, other things, no comment]

"Okay then," Li Xingshan threw the mask into the air, then skillfully took it back into his hand, and said with a smile, "I've decided, I won't change it. Even the system is panicking now, maybe it will be useful if I keep it. magical effect."

【Sure enough, based on what I know about you, I should have guessed it a long time ago】

[Since this is the case, I will not continue to persuade, but at least promise me not to wear it]

"Don't worry," Li Xingshan said with a chuckle, "Do you think I'm the kind of careless guy who casually puts on a mask of unknown origin?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he looked at the lacquered surface behind the mask, but he couldn't help lifting it up, as if there was an indescribable temptation, gently pushing him to put the mask on his face.

"what are you doing?"

At this moment, a slightly lazy voice sounded from Li Xingshan's side, and Dixiya, who was disheveled, sat up from the bed, stretched her waist, and said in a daze: " Well, my head hurts, how much did we drink?"

It was only then that Li Xingshan recalled that before the start of the simulator, he was drinking with Dixia in a tavern.

Although he didn't get drunk to the point of messing around, Di Xiya still let Li Xingshan experience the feeling of a lion's mouth in a foreign land.

If other women did this kind of thing, they would probably be a little shy at this time, but Dishiya is quite free and easy, and doesn't seem to take it to heart at all.

Of course, Dixia's sudden opening also brought Li Xingshan back to reality from his trance, and prevented him from actually putting the mask on his face.

"Huh? Where did this mask come from?"

Dixia saw the mask with a sneering face in Li Xingshan's hand at a glance, took it over, looked up and down, and said with a smile: "What an ugly mask, and... the smile is too ugly Bar."

"Yes... yes." Li Xingshan patted his chest with lingering fear.

I really don't know what will happen if the mask is put on.

However, when Li Xingshan raised his head, he was surprised to find... Dixia had already put the mask on her face!

Seeing this scene, Li Xingshan immediately had an ominous premonition in his heart.

After all, no matter how you look at it, it is the kind of thing that will definitely be very dangerous if you wear it casually.

Sure enough, after putting on the mask, Dixia suddenly stayed where she was, and after a few seconds, her body assumed a rather strange posture, like a puppet manipulated by strings.

"You...Are you okay?" Li Xingshan swallowed subconsciously.

"Ka Ka Ka..."

Dixia uttered an indistinct, meaningless sound, and then suddenly rushed towards Li Xingshan, pressed him directly under her, and pressed his chest with both hands.

Seeing this, Li Xingshan had already turned many thoughts in his mind. If the opponent had any intention to harm him, he would immediately launch a counterattack and subdue him.

The situation is urgent, and I don't care too much. At best, I can only guarantee that Dishiya's life will not be hurt.

But who knows, just when Li Xingshan was about to make a move, Di Xiya suddenly took off the mask, her face was full of a smile, and said: "Looking at your expression like seeing a ghost, it's too Is it easy to lie?"

Li Xingshan was slightly taken aback, sweat was already streaming down his forehead.

So it turned out that it was just Dixia's prank?

So, this mask...wouldn't it be okay to wear it?

Seeing that Li Xingshan was speechless for a while, Dixia patted his cheek lightly, and said with a smile, "Look, you're so scared, what a...cute guy."

As she spoke, she bent down and offered a kiss directly.

It has to be said that Dixie can be described as a contradictory combination of openness and conservatism. On the one hand, she can boldly express her love to Li Xingshan, on the other hand, she is also strictly guarded against sticking to her purity.

This kiss did reassure Li Xingshan, who was still in shock, and even began to respond.

"Okay, don't push yourself too far," Dixia stood up suddenly, pressed Li Xingshan's chest, and said with a reddened face, "You know what? It's not easy to hold back that impulse."

"That..." Li Xingshan frowned suddenly, and said, "How do I feel, it's a bit weird."

"That? It should be your own taste," Dixia stuck out her tongue, and said with a smile, "I was too drunk yesterday, and I forgot to sip when I was sleeping. You Liyue has an old saying-" Poisoned tigers don't eat their own babies?"

"That's called a tiger's poison does not eat its son..." Li Xingshan's face had a few black lines, and he murmured, "It doesn't mean the same thing at all!"

"Okay, okay, can you expect a mercenary to be educated?" Dixia jumped off the bed and said while dressing: "It's almost dawn, and I'm going back, the mercenary group... ...should be on schedule today."

"Are you leaving today?" Li Xingshan's eyes inevitably showed a trace of loneliness: "Will we meet again in the future?"

"Of course!" Dixia said without thinking: "I said, I will wait for you in Xumi, of course, even if you don't come to me, I will go to you, the prey that was targeted by the lion, but run away It won't fall."

Chapter 1067 Dishiya's Promise

After all, Dixia stretched out her hand, tapped Li Xingshan's nose lightly, waved her hand, and then left gracefully without even turning her head.

"You take a rest, I'll go and count how much Mora I drank yesterday."

Probably only this cactus flower growing in the desert can be so free and unrestrained.

After Dixia left, Li Xingshan picked up the mask again, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked, "So, this mask...does it actually have no effect at all?"

[I already suggested you to exchange, but you gave up this opportunity]

[No one can grasp the thoughts of the God of Pleasure, maybe this is just a prank on his part]

Indeed, someone exchanged an SSS-level blind box for a useless mask. In terms of pranks, it was indeed quite successful.

"I said..." Li Xingshan seemed to realize something, and murmured: "Your reaction just now, could it be that you were acting for me, deliberately asking me to leave this fart with a mask that I don't have?" next?"

[If you want to think so... I have no opinion]

【After all, I am just a worker】

"I know, I know." Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders and said, "That's all. If it's really a prank, I'll admit it too."

As he spoke, he weighed the mask with his hand, and then threw it into the system space.

Li Xingshan is now very curious about what the so-called "system" is, and what kind of existence it...or, the "main god" behind her is.

After all, it is impossible for something to appear out of thin air in this world, nor is it possible for a "system" to appear inexplicably to propose various tasks to a target for no reason.

However, he couldn't think of a reason at this time, and he didn't bother to think about too complicated things.

Compared with those illusory things, it is more practical to solve the immediate problems first.

Li Xingshan was about to get up and leave, but the door suddenly opened, and Dixia walked in with a little embarrassment.

"What's wrong?" Li Xingshan wondered, "Did you forget something?"

"I just went outside to count how much wine we drank last night..." Dishiya blushed slightly and said, "It seems a bit exaggerated. I thought I couldn't drink too much, so I just I brought 300,000 moras, but it seems... I'm afraid it's not enough."