Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

However, although it looks very similar, it seems that there is something wrong. Li Xingshan once saw Gan Yu when he was a child in a previous dream. Compared with the "Little Gan Yu" in front of him, the real Gan Yu is obviously more chubby Some.

"boom!"

At this moment, Xiao Shenhe suddenly lowered his body, and kicked Xiao Ganyu to the ground with a sweeping kick, and then, with his arms folded, he said triumphantly: "Weak, please be weak! You are obviously a big sister, but you can't beat your little sister?"

"Ahhh!" Xiao Ganyu jumped up without saying a word, and threw Xiao Shenhe to the ground. Although her martial arts were slightly inferior to the opponent's, she had the blood of a fairy beast after all, and the two immediately scuffled together. Inextricably linked.

"Don't fight! Don't fight!"

Seeing this, Li Xingshan immediately stepped out, pulled the two little fellows apart, picked them up from left to right, and said: "Anyway, they are also seniors, how can they be so cruel?"

Who knows, Xiao Ganyu tilted her head, and said with a confused face: "But, we are not sisters, but... brothers and sisters."

"Let go of me, I want her to know who is the boss!" Xiao Shenhe said angrily: "You always look at your sister, dad is partial!"

Dad?

Li Xingshan was slightly taken aback, and the two little girls, even though Li Xingshan grabbed the back of their necks, were still like two kittens, waving their short legs and fists, wanting to fight each other burden.

Chapter 663 Married Women Are Scary

Just when Li Xingshan was still wondering if he was hallucinating, a gentle voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Xiaoqi, Xiaojiu, why are you fighting again?"

The voice was so familiar, Li Xingshan subconsciously turned his head to look, and saw a very beautiful blue-haired woman looking at him with a smile, and said: "Be careful, Daddy is angry and spanks your little butts."

The woman in front of her looks the same as Gan Yu, except that her blue hair is tied into a single ponytail, which wraps around her left shoulder and hangs on her chest.

Not only that, but her demeanor has become less confused and more dignified and elegant.

Simply, like a wife who has been married for many years.

"Mother! Xiaojiu bullied me!" Xiao Ganyu threw herself into Da Ganyu's arms, crying, "It's clear that you are not allowed to use your legs."

"It's your own carelessness. You can't blame me for not flashing." Xiao Shenhe said with a look of disdain: "If I can't beat it, I will go to my aunt. This sister is inferior."

Li Xingshan couldn't help frowning, why is this little girl so angry?

etc......

Dad? mother? Aunt?

Could it be that......

"Husband?" Gan Yu smiled slightly and said, "What are you in a daze for?"

really......

Li Xingshan finally realized suddenly.

These two little fellows seemed to be his daughters, and Gan Yu... was undoubtedly his wife.

This is not a nightmare, it's clearly spring... a big dream in Spring and Autumn!

Could it be that because of his experience in many battles, that strange array and incense didn't work for him?

"No...it's nothing!" Li Xingshan chuckled and said, "I just feel... that life is really beautiful."

"Hehe, you are still the same as before, talking nonsense at every turn." Gan Yu patted the heads of the two daughters and said, "Okay, okay, you go to Wanmintang, Aunt Xiangling made a new style today. Dessert."

"Go eat some snacks!"

When the two little guys heard this, they immediately put the "enmity" behind them, held hands, and ran away excitedly.

Why is Aunt Xiangling here again?

This family relationship is a bit complicated.

Seeing her two daughters out of sight, Gan Yu smiled and said, "Finally, I sent them away."

"Yeah, the child is really very..." Suddenly, Li Xingshan seemed to realize that something was wrong, a few black lines fell on his face, and said: "Wait, let's go... What means."

"Some things are always inconvenient to do when there are children around." Gan Yu's hand had already grasped Li Xingshan's wrist at some point, and said, "Let's go."

Don't look at her weak and gentle appearance, that weak and boneless hand is like a ruthless iron claw. Even with Li Xingshan's strength, she can't break free at all, so she can only obediently follow Gan Yu into the room .

There is not much difference between this room and the previous two's room, except that there are some changes in the furniture decoration, the most striking of which is undoubtedly the huge family photo hanging above the bed.

Wait, is this really a family photo?

Besides Gan Yu, Li Xingshan also saw many familiar faces on it.

Shenhe, Xiangling, Walnut...

Before Li Xingshan could see it clearly, Gan Yu threw him onto the bed with force.

what's the situation?

When did Gan Yu become so bold?

Li Xingshan swallowed subconsciously, and said, "Lady, you...what do you want to do?"

"Does it need to be said?" Gan Yu rubbed his eyes and said with a smile: "What else can I do on the bed? Is it for business? Today, I asked for a day off."

Married women are really different...

"But...it's not dark yet." Li Xingshan couldn't laugh or cry: "Otherwise, let's wait until night?"

"Evening? In the evening there is still 'homework' to be done in the evening, how can it be confused?" Gan Yu pressed Li Xingshan's face, with a look of resentment, and said: "A few days ago, my father and mother sent me another letter. , Said that we should step up to revive Xian Ding of the Qilin clan, my pressure is very great."

Unexpectedly, marrying Gan Yu would take on such an important responsibility.

"But, don't we have children?" Li Xingshan asked suspiciously, "Aren't we already at Xiaojiu?"

Li Xingshan heard Gan Yu call "Little Seven" and "Little Nine" just now, and guessed in his heart that they should be arranged according to size.

"Don't be kidding," Gan Yu covered her mouth and smiled, "Xiao Qi is your daughter and me, and Xiao Jiu is your daughter and A He's, and it's not mine."

Speaking of this, Gan Yu's eyes suddenly became a little resentful, and said: "Obviously I married you before Ah He, but I didn't have as many children as her. If this continues, how can we revitalize the Qilin clan?" What about the bloodline? When my father agreed to marry me to you, didn’t you promise him that you would definitely have more children for the Qilin clan and let the second elder have dozens of grandchildren?”

tens of?

Is this a plan to form a few football teams to beat the Guoan team?

"It makes sense!" Li Xingshan nodded, and said, "Otherwise, I'll take a shower first, and then..."

Li Xingshan hadn't finished speaking, but Gan Yu had already held his wrist, saying: "Husband, you can't run away..."

"Wait...wait a minute..."

The man's voice soon faded away, replaced by the crisp sound of waves crashing against the rocks.

.........

Three hours later.

Li Xingshan supported his waist and slowly walked out of the room.

He now finally understands why this is such a dangerous test.

Is it scary?

Yes, it's terrible.

Because this is an illusion, not reality, Li Xingshan's energy has no upper limit in theory, but his feeling is very real.

It's like throwing a lemon that can keep plump and juicy forever into a juicer that is turned on at the maximum power, and squeeze it continuously. Even if the squeezed lemon juice can already feed more than a dozen milk tea shops, it is still the same. There is no intention of stopping.

There is no doubt that Li Xingshan is that poor lemon, and Gan Yu...

He never imagined that there would be such a big difference between Gan Yu after marriage and before marriage.

Fortunately, after all, I was slightly better. After the battle, Gan Yu soon fell asleep, and I took the opportunity to sneak out.

Could it be that this is what he subconsciously "fears"?

However, what I am afraid of is Gan Yu who spares no effort, or... the marriage itself?

Chapter 664 The Infighting Between the Sisters

No, no, now is not the time to think about these miscellaneous things.

Li Xingshan patted himself on the cheek. The most important thing at the moment was naturally how to escape from this so-called "illusion".

If the mechanism of this test is a "nightmare", then logically speaking, I should have already experienced it.

Unless... there are more "scary" things waiting for me.

While thinking about it, Li Xingshan paced forward aimlessly, but within a hundred meters, he heard a "pop" sound, and the window of the next room suddenly opened, and a silver-haired woman was leaning On the window sill, he said coldly: "Look at you, did you and Senior Sister Gan Yu go to study the 'plan to revive the Qilin clan'?"

The silver-haired woman has a cold and beautiful appearance. Needless to say, she is Shen He. However, her flowing long hair has been cut into neck-length short hair at this time, but it seems that she is more mature charm.

"Yes... yes," Li Xingshan subconsciously said, "Why did you cut your hair?"

"Isn't it a good thing you did?" Shen He gave Li Xingshan a cold look, and said, "If the hair is too long, it will be inconvenient for me to wash it now."

"What's so inconvenient?" Li Xingshan wondered.

"Are you pretending to be confused with me?" Shen He narrowed his eyes and said, "Come in!"

Have!

It's like a horror movie!

Seeing Shen He's appearance about to erupt, Li Xingshan naturally did not dare to disobey the slightest bit, and hurried into the room, only to see Shen He lying on the bed, and Li Xingshan finally understood why she said that she would be "inconvenient" up.

I saw her belly sticking out high, she was already pregnant with Liujia, and judging by the scale, it would take six or seven months.

However, Shen He's figure is still very perfect. If you don't look at her stomach, you can't tell that she is actually a pregnant woman. It is no wonder that when Li Xingshan saw only Shen He's face outside the window, he didn't notice anything unusual.

Seeing this scene, Li Xingshan was suddenly relieved.

The reason is simple, since the landlord already has goods in his stomach, he himself, a tenant, does not need to pay grain.

"I said you, are you thinking now..." Shen He seemed to have seen through Li Xingshan's mind, rolled his eyes at him, and said, "Fortunately, I have a child. Food?"

"That's absolutely impossible!" Li Xingshan shook his head hastily, and said, "Is there anything I can help take care of?"

"No need, anyway, this is not the first time." Shen He sat up very neatly, and said: "So, I have experienced it several times."

"Several times?" Li Xingshan thought to himself, after all, this is a good thing he did, so he nodded and said: "Otherwise, after giving birth this time, let's rest for a few years."

"That can't be done," who knows, Shen He shook his head and said, "If you rest for too long, wouldn't Senior Sister Gan Yu surpass the number?"

Are you doing some kind of arms race?

Or do we have any indicators in our family, such as giving birth to a child and rewarding a 100,000 Mora?

Suddenly, Shen He's face turned slightly uncomfortable, and Li Xingshan quickly asked, "What's wrong?"

"No...it's nothing," Shen He bit his lips, and said, "It's an old problem, every time it reaches this stage, it will be like this..."

"Wait, let me give you a pulse first." Li Xingshan has the talent of [Medical Sacred], and it is easy to deal with a gynecological problem. He grabbed Shen He's wrist and murmured: "Let me see, you The question is..."

Holding on to it, Li Xingshan suddenly opened his eyes wide, and said: "There is nothing wrong with it, not only that, but judging by the pulse, it seems to be twins."

"Really?" Shen He couldn't help laughing, and said, "I just said, this time, why is my belly bigger than before."

"Then what happened to you just now?" Li Xingshan worried: "Is there something uncomfortable?"

"I asked knowingly, didn't you help me solve the discomfort before?" Shen He said angrily: "Come here soon, it will be very uncomfortable when the moon grows!"

Only then did Li Xingshan suddenly realize that Shen He was not feeling well, and quickly said: "I remember, isn't there such a special tool?"

"That thing is not as good as you!" Shen He's temper was very irritable, but now he is sick, and the pregnant woman's personality is unpredictable. At this time, he just picked up a pillow and threw it at Li Xingshan. : "Unconscionable guy, why don't you come over to help! Are you only caring about your own happiness?"

Li Xingshan didn't dare to be negligent, and immediately stepped forward and said, "Here we come... Slow down... Gudu..."

.........

In a blink of an eye, it was another half an hour.

When he came out of Gan Yu's room just now, he was covering his waist, but this time when he came out of Shen He's room, Li Xingshan had to cover his stomach again, because he drank too much water. It actually looks a little raised, and it seems to be a bit middle-aged.

These two guys are worthy of being teachers and sisters.

"belch!"

Li Xingshan burped rather indecently, and he quickly covered his mouth, for fear that the sound would wake up Shen He who had just fallen asleep.

If you wake up and let yourself do it again, you must be lactose intolerant.

It has only passed the "two tests", and I don't know how many difficulties there will be. It seems that this illusion is really difficult.