Genshin Impact: Eavesdropping on hearts, girls are broken

This scene, outrageous, really outrageous!

Youra crossed her waist with both hands, her eyebrows frowned slightly, her teeth clenched, and she stared viciously at Lin Bai, who was surrounded by the crowd!

Lindbergh, this old sixth, I really obeyed!

I wasn't at home in the morning, and this guy took Kelly to put some "nuclear bomb" to fry fish, which became a topic of conversation among the entire city!

In other words, Kelly is a child! How could you take her to do such a weird thing!

Isn't this taking a bad guy kid?

Okay, let's not mention the matter of Kelly, let's put it aside.

I want to ask, what did you do this afternoon?

It's not good to stay at home!

In the afternoon, you go to Meru to find the god of grass, you non my nong???

One wife after another shouted, and gave gifts to others???

Bah!

Big scumbag!

I was already a little angry!

I'm going to pack you up when I come back!

Well, let's put aside the afternoon's affairs first, and let's not mention it first!

It's all late afternoon!

Come back in the evening, who would have thought that you guy was fooling everyone on the street to eat stinky tofu???

Isn't that a bit outrageous???

Is this guy really a candidate for the Heavenly Covenanter?

I'm really curious, why did Tianli choose him as a candidate?

This stinky guy doesn't have a good shape for a day!

How can you choose him??

Let's just say that you fool everyone into eating stinky tofu, and I am very happy that everyone likes to eat it!

But you have to at least wake up those comatose old men and aunts, right?

Even the doctor did not look for them, so they were left unconscious on the ground?

Are you still laughing and watching the excitement next to you?

This is a bit of a loss of conscience!

Lying on the ground will get cold!

And, stinky tofu I know.

A delicacy in Liyue.

During vacation, Amber sometimes went back to Liyue to visit friends, and she came back to tell me, and I found out.

It's just that you guy, have you ever thought that people in the Mond area and Liyue area have a big difference in diet, and suddenly eat so much stinky tofu stomach will not be able to stand it!

Children can't eat too much, and they are easy to be picky eaters when they eat hungry!

You say, Lindbergh, let them eat it, but you can't let them eat like that?

How can anyone spin several boxes into their mouths?

And the people of the Knights over there, this gang is not good at patrolling, why are they still lining up to "challenge" stinky tofu?

What kind of system is this?

What's even more outrageous is that there are still people who eat and vomit while eating!

I smelled the taste and fell unconscious, then woke up and ate again, eating it in my mouth and feeling delicious, but my stomach couldn't stand it, and I came out directly!

This is the busiest Mondstadt square, still under the statue of the god of wind!

What if someone vomited on the Wind God statue???

How disrespectful that is to Lord Fengshin!

Look around here!

Oh my goodness!

This face is too chaotic!

People who don't know still think robbery!

What would it be like for foreign tourists to see everyone grabbing stinky tofu crazy, if they took a photo camera and shared it with other countries?

I'm afraid you have to laugh at the inhabitants and knights of Mond!

How does this work?

The more you think about it, the more angry you get!

Youra's face was flushed!

She thought that she must teach that stinky guy a good lesson!

So, she roared through the crowd and walked to Lindbergh's side!

"Haha! What does it look like? Isn't it delicious?

"I'm really out here, next time I have a stock, I'll give you another order!"

"Okay then, Brother Lin! We are waiting for your good news!

"This stinky tofu is really addictive! Can't stop at all! "

....,"

Lindbergh was chatting with the brothers of the Knights!

And at this moment, a blue silhouette appeared in front of her!

The aqua-blue hair swayed in the wind, the figure was very attractive with a protruding front and back, and the beautiful back was exposed, focusing on black over-the-knee leather boots, leg loops strangling flesh, and the "click" sound of stepping on small high heels.

It's just that Lindbergh noticed that the "click" of stepping on the small heel today is not such an elegant slow pace, but a little rushed!

Lin Bai was a little puzzled, slowly raised his head, and was greeted by Youra's angry face.

Not to mention, Eura is quite cute when she is angry!

And in the next second, a strange voice came: "Lin - Bai——!

"Are you crazy????"

"You fool everyone into eating stinky tofu, I won't say anything."

"But look at those uncles and aunts over there, they are all unconscious, don't be patronizing and laughing!"

"And those few knights over there, they are going to vomit on the Wind God statue!"

"You're so bad!"

Youra stretched out her slender jade hand and pointed at the old men and aunts who were unconscious on the ground!

Her fingers were white and tender and soft, just a glance, any man saw it, and couldn't help but want to hold it.

"Poof..." Hearing

Youra's words, Lindbergh couldn't help but laugh!

He also said to Yura whenever he happened: "Don't worry!

"My stinky tofu has no side effects, and contains special energy, whether it is the elderly or children, it will not make a tummy trouble, and it will be beneficial to the body."

"They're just not used to the taste because of regional dietary differences!"

"I'll wake up later."

"Moreover, on such a hot day as Mond, lying on the ground will not get cold for a while!" They woke up in a moment, and they were fine.

"In other words, would you like some?"

"I specially left you a box."

Saying that, Lindbergh smiled and handed over a box of newly packaged stinky tofu!

Eura thought about reprimanding Lindbergh again.

But at this time, she was slightly startled.

Unexpectedly, the worry she thought of, Lin Bai, this smelly guy, actually thought of it all?

This can be said to be... He's very attentive, isn't he?

But it always feels like he's still a shapeless person!

She doesn't care, she's still angry!

This afternoon, this stinky guy went to find Nasida, and she hasn't found a chance to teach Lindbergh a lesson!

Also a gift!

I was also kissed by the girl Nasida!

Nasida she knows, is the little grass god of Meru.

Anyway, the grass god is also a girl, she can't accept it!

As soon as she thought of this, her heart was a little sour, and she was a little panicked!

Because of some restrictions on "eavesdropping on her heart", she couldn't tell Lindbergh about it in person!

Therefore, she had to find an excuse to "teach" Lindbergh well!

to vent the anger in your heart!

Thinking like this, Youra hugged her arms, glared at Lin Bai, and said angrily: "Eat your size!"

"Even if you say so."

"Then I want to ask, how do you deal with those people from the Knights over there?"

Saying that, Yura pointed to several members of the Knights who were lying at the feet of the Wind God Statue.

Swann and Lawrence, who were supposed to come to see the city gate, are now well, even the city gate is not guarded, and they all come to challenge stinky tofu!

Suddenly, Lin Bai was slightly stunned.

I really served the two old sixths of Swan and Lawrence!

Forgot about them both!

Just now, it was the two of them who ate and vomited!

You said you two challenged stinky tofu and forget it!

Just spit while eating!

Don't look at the gate!

I can tolerate all this!

But what's going on with you guys gagging at the feet of the god of wind???

If it really vomited on the Wind God Statue, it would not end well!

Moreover, Eura is back now, if I see the scene of vomiting in the Wind God Statue, I am afraid that my good feelings have plummeted?

After all, I fooled them into eating stinky tofu!

Eura will definitely blame me, right?

Think so.

So, Lindbergh hurriedly looked at Swan and Lawrence, and urged: "Hey——!

"Swan, Lawrence!"

"You two don't eat!"

"Go back and look at the gate! Stop spitting on the Aeolian statue! However

, Lindbergh still said one step late!

Swan did a while, the amplitude was a little big, and it was really a little unbearable!

"Gag - poof!!" In the next second, it was directly spit on the foot of the Wind God Statue!

I saw that a lump of gray mixed with saliva splashed onto the feet of the Wind God Statue!

Looking at the undigested stinky tofu, the people around were directly stupid!

Their eyes are also wide!

"My mother!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Wind God Statue, Wind God Statue is not clean!!!"

“yue！！！ No, I'm sick too!! "

Oops!! Why don't you spit on my feet!! Lawrence buddy, you better spit on the other foot of the wind god statue! At least balanced! "

Listen, people say no???"

"That's a statue of the god of wind!! Symbolizes the majesty of Lord Fengjin! Well, now the majesty is gone!

"Not really! Not only is the majesty gone, but there is also a smell of!

"Those who don't know, they still think that who specially pulled the foot of the wind god statue!"

“yue！ I can't! I'm going to throw up too! The wind god statue is like an adult, I can't stand it! I'm really not disrespectful to you! The main thing is Swan, this is more disgusting than spitting! I'll clean it up when I'm done throwing up!

"Don't eat it!! Oh my mother! Watching Swan spit this pile, it affects appetite too much! "

“rnm！ Refund! I can't eat anymore! Not

only everyone present, but even Wendy, who was passing by to sing, was completely stunned when she saw this scene at this moment!

"Bang!" Bang!

The harp in his hand fell to the ground!

Looking at the gray unidentified objects on the feet of the Fengshen statue, it still emits a stench!

He just passed by and wanted to come here to the lively crowd to sell art and make money, but he didn't know it was stinky tofu!

At this time, he was so confused that he couldn't compare anymore!

Even subconsciously said a dirty word: "WDNMD???

"Who specially pulled on my statue of the god of wind????"

Seeing this scene, a drop of cold sweat slipped on Lin Bai's forehead.

Because at this moment, he felt a seeping chill behind him!

That's proof that Yura's wife is angry!

He slowly looked back and saw that Eura looked like an angry little lion!

The temperature around her plummeted, and her hair became manic with the biting cold wind!

"So, that..." "

Yu, Yura?"

Lindbergh wanted to say something to ease the mood!

And at this moment, Eura directly said angrily: "You--give me a look!"

While speaking, Yura pinched the meat around Lin Bai's waist and took it to the unoccupied corner of the alley...