Genshin Impact: Eavesdropping on hearts, girls are broken

"Poof——!!!"

Only a pop was heard!

It was a strange noise made by McCarl's butt!

McKar let out an extremely lengthy fart!

Immediately afterwards, I saw a brown stream popping out of his place!

That's as powerful as a firefighter's high-pressure water cannon!

The quality of the pants is very poor, and it can't withstand the power of this high-pressure yellow waterfall, and it directly cracks a jet hole!

"Ah!!!!"

"Groove Nima !!!"

Have you seen the firefighter's high-pressure water gun?

The high-pressure water gun must be pressed by the gun, if you do not press the gun, its power is too great, and it is easy to spray in all corners of the queen's palace like a twisting little snake!

Sprayed on the wall, sprayed on the queen's bed, sofa, dining table, and on her face, on her, and on the armor of the guards around her!

The empress was originally dressed in a black luxury velvet long dress, now it's good, even with soup and water, the color is more even, and the yellow color has become the color of black!

Simply very maid!

Old Ba drools when he sees it!

"Lying groove Nima!!"

See, the empress was scolded angrily!

The expression on her face was extremely stiff at the moment, and the whole person froze in place, and the yellow soup slipped from her hair drop by drop!

She was covered in the stench, and people who didn't know thought she had gone to the stinking gutter to take a bath!

The surrounding guards were splattered like this, and they flicked the gruel on their faces, and they were even more depressed: "I'm going to Nima!!

"What did this brother eat for lunch?"

"Even soup with water, it's disgusting!!"

It turns out that when your stomach hurts, you must not believe every fart!

Maybe it'll surprise you!

And Maikar is like that now!

At this moment, after such a squirt, he only felt a burst of comfort!

However, the next second, when he turned back, he was confused!

He slowly looked at the people of the empress who were all hung up, and then saw the very delicious expressions of the empress and the others, and he suddenly became frightened!

"Female, Lord Empress!"

"And the captain of the Royal Guard, you, are you all right?"

Regret!

Immense regret!

At this moment, he only had endless regret in his heart!

He regretted not listening to the old man!

As the saying goes, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer a loss in front of you!

How could he believe in a fart?

Well, he was originally going to be executed, and now he has completely offended Her Majesty the Empress!

I can't even die now!

Maikar panicked, his whole body trembling, his lips trembling, and he didn't know what to say to reduce everyone's anger!

At this time, the empress glared at him and said sharply: "Do you think we can be okay?" "

Die!"

"Oh!!! yes"

As soon as the words fell, the empress stepped on his neck!

A muffled snort came, McKar - pawn.

Originally, the diarrhea dart that Lindbergh gave him was pulled alive in the toilet that night, and he still had a few hours to live.

Unfortunately, now he was directly trampled off by the empress!

What a depressing!

His eyes after death were so unwilling!

The empress couldn't stand the Ollie on her body and wanted to go to the bath to clean up immediately!

And at this time, the captain of the guard noticed something on the wall!

He hurriedly looked at Her Majesty the Empress and shouted, "Your Majesty!

"Look!"

"There is a font on the wall!"

The empress was immediately stunned and turned her head to look.

I saw that on the wall of her dormitory, there was a line of font, but the handwriting was printed with yellow!

It was done just when McCar was spraying!

Looking at the font on the wall, the empress couldn't help but read it.

"Poisonous woman, what is it swollen? Is my gift still satisfied? Hehe—Lindbergh. After

seeing the meaning of this word, the empress only had anger in her heart!

In addition to anger or anger!

The special font of yellow, plus calling her a "poisonous woman"!

Plus such a mean and mocking tone!

The Empress couldn't hold back immediately!

A punch of gas slammed into that wall!

It's just that she forgot that the font was written in Ollie!

Her powerful punch directly slammed that Ollie flying everywhere in the dormitory!

Even, a large part of it sputtered into her mouth!

"I—vomit—spit!"

While spitting out the Ollie in her mouth, the empress roared, "Lindbergh!!

"I'm going to kill you!!!

After the roar.

The most urgent thing right now is to clean up the dirt on her body, and the empress rushed directly into the bathroom!

And the guards and others also rushed to the shower!

.......

Back to Lindbergh's side.

At this time, Lindbergh had already told Nasida all his bad plans.

Nasida in his arms listened.

Immediately, Nasida spat out her little tongue and retched: "Vomiting——! "

Xiaobai!"

"You're too bad, aren't you!"

After retching, Nasida couldn't help but laugh!

"However, I still admire you!"

"I'm afraid the empress is going to be angry to death!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Hahaha!" Lin Bai also laughed, he hugged Nasida tighter, and pinched Nasida's little nose, and said: "Do you want to go to the winter to see?"

"I'll teleport you over!"

"How about we take a closer look at the Empress?"

Nasida immediately shook her head, pinched Lin Bai's big nose, and said with disgust: "Huh!

"I'm not going to see it!"

"It's disgusting to think about that scene!"

"What if it gets on us? It's disgusting! "

Yue-"

As she spoke, Nasida made a gagging expression!

Girls, imagination is rich, do not need to look at it in person, completely rely on brain supplement can come up with it.

However, she never thought that Lindbergh could use this aspect to disgust the empress!

Although this trick is a bit flavorful, it does have a miraculous effect!

Hahahaha!

She thinks it's funny!

Hearing Nasida say this, Lindbergh smiled, pinned the hair hanging from Nasida's ear behind her ear, and then said: "Good, good." "

If you don't go, you won't go."

"I'll listen to you."

"You're my wife anyway!"

"There are still fun things I will share with you in the future!"

Hearing this, Nasida looked at Lin Bai with a smile and thought for a moment.

This guy always calls me wife, and he calls me wife in front of so many people, and he doesn't know shame.

Forget it, he told me such a funny thing, and I was in a good mood, so I didn't punish him.

If he wants to call my wife, it's only a matter of time anyway."

Not!

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I like him!

Just call him a little pampered, only a little!

But -

he just fought with the human wolf, the human wolf has bad breath, it stinks him, and now I think of the Empress.

I think Lindbergh seems to have been dyed by these two people!

You have to give him a good bath!

I'll wash it myself!

Think so.

Then, the corners of Nasida's mouth curved, and then she turned her head to look at Lin Bai and said seriously......