Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

Tsunade walked on Pingting, walked slowly to the little girl Terumi Mei, and after looking at the latter for a few times, he discovered a somewhat unacceptable fact.

This girl, who looks seventeen or eighteen, is actually a few centimeters taller than herself, with a net height of about one meter sixty-eight after removing her shoes.

After a few years of development, at least it can grow to 1.7 meters, and Tsunade himself is only 1.63 meters tall.

The ninja world is different from the book. The men of the book generally like those petite and cute women. The perfect female height of the book is within 1.50 to 1.60, and the bird depends on the person.

This can be seen from a habit of Chinese stars and book stars: lying about their height. Chinese female stars like to report higher, but it is the opposite in the book.

For example, Yui Aragaki, the wife of Mai Uchiha's previous life, has a real height between 173-175, but the official height is only 168.

The ninja people have more cells in their bodies than the earth people, develop faster, and have a higher average height. The aesthetics are also slightly different from the book, similar to China.

The perfect height of women in the ninja world is between 160-170, which can form the most beautiful height difference with most men in the ninja world.

In this regard, Tsunade 163's height is perfect.

The problem lies with Uchiha Mai. At the age of fourteen, his height has reached about 168. Even considering the reasons for his early development, his height cannot be lower than 185 when he is an adult.

This is 23 centimeters short, which is not a good match.

While Tsunade looked at Terumi Mei, the latter was also looking at the former carefully, and compared the various proud features of the former with himself.

After two or three glances, I discovered the fact that I was behind in certain aspects.

First of all, the mountains on the chest are obviously not as good as Tsunade. In the entire ninja world, there are not many waves that can compare with Tsunade.

Tsunade is not only big and simple, but also beautiful in shape.

Because of gravity, all fat Diners will inevitably sag if there is no underwear bottom, affecting the appearance.

It must be fake milk and stone milk that will not sag.

This point can be referred to the famous artificial man Fukada teacher, the shape of the stone milk will not change when lying down or standing.

But Tsunade broke this law and kicked Newton back into the coffin with one kick.

Not only is it big, but it is also round. There is no special underwear and the bottom is not sagging. The static beauty is comparable to the artificial man's stone milk.

And because it is real milk, the mountains will shake when walking and moving, and there is no disadvantage of stone milk that pulls the hips.

In addition to the chest, Tsunade's waist is also thin enough, and the buttocks are also big enough, the overall line of the whole body is S-shaped, and the front and back are very visually impactful.

The figure is slender but not too slender, giving people a feeling of pearl and jade, and the temperament of a strong woman when she is serious has raised her height by 10 centimeters.

Close to perfection, almost no flaws can be found in the shape.

Terumi Mei subconsciously puffed out her chest in a rather dejected heart, and she believed that I would grow to this level sooner or later!

On the whole, Tsunade is afraid of Terumi Mei's potential, and Terumi Mei is afraid of Tsunade's current strength that has been perfectly fulfilled.

The atmosphere in the office became more and more intense. The four of them, Mito Kadori, Chuan Koharu, Uchiha Mai, and Kakashi, even faintly smelled the smell of gunpowder.

"Strange, why do you suddenly feel a little uncomfortable.

Come on, Kakashi, help me to see if there is any dark wound left on my shoulder from the previous battle. "

"Okay, okay."

Uchiha Mai, who had anticipated this situation early in the morning, wisely chose to withdraw from the incident, and Kakashi, who noticed that the situation was getting out of control, also made a wise choice to cooperate with Uchiha Mai's performance.

Tsunade ignored the two running away, took the initiative to pull up Terumi Mei's little hand, and said with a smile, "How old is my sister this year, what's her name, and what position does Kiriyin Village hold now?"

Shameless, how old are you, and you still call my sister!

Terumi Mei let Tsunade hold hands, smiled neither humble nor arrogant: "The younger generation is called Terumi Mei, this year is sixteen years old, it is Kirikin Murakami Shinobi.

He is currently serving as the Assistant Assistant to the Water Shadow in the Government Affairs Department of Wuyin Village, as well as the Deputy Minister and Assistant Minister of the [Konoha Headquarters in Wu].

Strictly speaking, I am also a Konoha ninja. "

[Staff Headquarters] This highest authority that was parachuted into Wuyin Village was indeed a part of Konoha.

Only sixteen!

Tsunade's assessment of Mimei's danger level increased again. She had this size and figure at the age of sixteen. She was a natural fox, and she was still a washboard when she was sixteen.

Terumi Mei, who was obviously more than a step behind Tsunade in temperament, took the initiative to attack after taking Tsunade's move, smiling like a flower: "You must be Senior Tsunade.

When I was very young and had not entered the Kirigakura Ninja School, the Kirigakura Village sang your name.

You are beautiful and powerful, and you are my idol. By the way, I was about four or five years old at the time. How old are you this year? "

You stinky and shameless old lady, you have to eat young grass, don't you think about how old you are, dance sama and I are a match made in heaven.

Tsunade held Terumi Mei's hand and trembled imperceptibly, her eyes narrowed slightly and she realized that this was a formidable enemy with high bitch power.

But the old rivers and lakes are always the old rivers and lakes, Tsunade regained his composure in an instant, and said freely: "Well, who can remember that kind of thing?

I really envy sister Mei Ming, who can remember her age clearly.

Ever since I learned the Yin seal technique of Grandma Uzumaki Mito, I have forgotten the concept of age. "

Little vixen, don't look at your youthful beauty now, let's look at it again in 20 years, I'm afraid you are old and yellow, and the old lady is still like this.

Terumi Mei's expression changed slightly, and there was a trace of cold sweat on her forehead. Damn, it was so shocking to see Tsunade that she forgot that she had the secret technique of Yin Sealing, and took the initiative to find fault with Tsunade in terms of age.

Sensing that Terumi Mei's heart was already a little flustered, Tsunade took advantage of the victory to pursue her and asked, "By the way, sister Mei Mei, you work as Mai's assistant in Kiriyin Village, so what kind of work are you specifically responsible for?"

Um?

Terumi Mei was slightly taken aback, being able to get along with Mai-sama day and night is where I have the upper hand.

What's the matter with Tsunade, this shameless old lady, she actually took the initiative to find a topic in this area to humiliate herself. Could it be that she also has intermittent cerebral palsy like me?

No matter, the enemy took the initiative to hit his own muzzle, there is no reason not to shoot.

Terumi Mei is still in the attitude of a junior, and said: "The junior is responsible for a lot of things, and Mai Sama often gives an order at work, or issues a decree in a certain general direction.

And I am responsible for improving the decree according to the actual situation of Wuyin Village, together with the Ministry of Government Affairs of Wuyin, to check the omissions and fill the gaps for Mai sama.

In addition, I am also responsible for taking care of Mai Sama's necessities, daily life, and can be regarded as his life assistant.

In the beginning, juniors often neglected their duties because they were not familiar with the habit and hobby of dancing sama. Later, they gradually got better and became more qualified.

Of course, it's just a pass. In terms of taking care of dance sama, there is still a lot for the younger generation to learn. "

Terumi murmurs a lot, stinky old ladies, this is your own humiliation, you can't blame me.

Tsunade patiently listened to Terumi Mei, nodding frequently during the period, and finally said with concern: "That is really troublesome for Mei Mei.

This boy dance, I watched him grow up, I know what you said. Although this kid is very mature at work, he is very stubborn in life, and he must get what he likes.

He is still very self-centered, and generally does not consider other people's feelings, so he must be accommodated by others.

For example, when he was very young, he pulled me and said, "Sister Tsunade, you are so beautiful. When I grow up, I will marry you as my bride."

No matter how I told him how many years apart we were, this kid just wouldn't listen, he's been persistent, and finally I agreed to make this kid happy, and he was willing to give up.

Alas, child, he is like my own younger brother, what else can I do other than to accommodate him?

But it didn't count as hurting him for so many years. Knowing that Konoha's situation was critical, he deliberately subdued such a master as Kodo, and asked him to support the Sandyin front.

After rectifying the affairs of Wuyin Village, he personally came to Konoha to support him. It was clearly in his interests to stay in Wuyin Village. "

Little Sao Fox, even if you and Wu get along day and night, I heard that this boy Wu lost his mother because he was a child, and it was a year-old control.

Knowing that I don't want to continue serving as Hokage's agent, in order to help me get out of the sea of ​​misery, Pi Dian Dian rushed over from Wuyin Village.

I'm the ideal type in this kid's heart!

puff!

puff!

puff!

Terumi Mei felt that he had been hit several times in his heart. This is the legendary Tsunade, and his strength was unexpectedly strong.

Obviously, he doesn't seem to have any brains. It's not as good as me or as a bitch. How can the boxing be so superb.

Terumi Mei still underestimated Tsunade. The latter is a ninja who has been famous for many years. He has strength and means, although he has pulled his hips for many years.

But that's just because he didn't encounter anything he cared about. If he really got serious, he could suppress Mito Menyan and go to bed like Xiaochun in minutes.

Now that he saw his pigs being bullied by other cabbage, Tsunade, who was eager to protect the pigs, showed his full strength.

This punch has thirty years of skill, can you stop it! ?

Terumi Mei obviously couldn't stop it, it was just too close to the realm.

But the loser does not lose the battle. Repeated defeats and repeated battles are one of Terumi Mei's principles of conduct. The little girl quickly cheered up and took Tsunade to find new topics to take the initiative.

"By the way, Tsunade-senpai, I heard..."

It highlights a youthful spirit.

In the corner, Mai Uchiha, who was constantly observing the content of the conversation between the two by reading lip words, was amazed again and again. I really didn't expect these two women to be so high in rank.

What is taking care of Mai Sama's daily necessities of life, I didn't get used to it at first and then became qualified over time, why can't I remember this?

In order to cultivate his heart, Uchiha Mai deliberately hides his preferences in many aspects.

For example, if I like to eat ketchup and don’t like mayonnaise, but I eat one serving of mayonnaise noodles every week, one plate of noodles mixed with two bottles of mayonnaise.

I like cats and dogs and don't like bugs, but I kept a few beetles as pets in a certain period of time, and they never leave me when they get along day and night.

What Terumi Mei said was completely false.

On Tsunade's side, there is also a series of fake news articles.

The best way not to be rejected is to reject others first, not to do things you are not sure about, and to attack when there is at least a certain chance of winning. This is Uchiha Mai's code of conduct.

What said at a very young age, "Sister Tsunade, I must marry you when I grow up", is all made up by Tsunade.

Although Uchiha Mai wanted to drive a big car, he never mentioned this kind of thing in front of Tsunade. He has always been doing nothing but subtly affecting the latter, playing the role of an old Yinbi who silently brushes his favor.

How can I be so ignorant when it comes to your mouth, and I'm so ignorant.

The two Supremes fought to the borders of the Ninja World, and the avenues were wiped out.

"I really admire you, Minister, you dare to bring Terumi Mei to Konoha." Kakashi gloated on the side.

Let you be merciful everywhere, that!

Uchiha Mai also realized his mistake at this moment.

Before departure, Terumi Meiruan held her thighs, begging to come to Konoha together, and pledged her life that she would never cause trouble, and she would choose to be patient even if she encountered any problems.

Uchiha Mai, who had been entangled in a lot of trouble, simply agreed, considering that Tsuna's means were not high.

He obviously underestimated the rank of the two women and their potential to maintain their territory.

"Don't be too happy, kid."

Uchiha Mai glanced at Kakashi, hehe sneered: "If you want to laugh, laugh, there are times when you cry.

You seem to be a year older than me or half a year old? In a year or two, you will be married too.

Sakumo-senpai is very worried about your marriage. Not long ago, he took time out of his busy schedule to write a letter to me, asking me if there are any good girls in Kirigakura and the Uchiha clan, and let me introduce them to you.

When the war is over, there will be at least a hundred blind dates waiting for you, and you don't want your father to worry about your marriage all the time, right? "

Kakashi's face turned pale, Uchiha Mai, you are too baby!

Hatake Sakumo, who retired for a while, is more like an old father.

The Ninja world is the same as in ancient China. Because of the constant battles, the major Ninja villages and countries advocate early marriage and early childbearing in order to maintain population balance.

Falling in love at the age of seven or eight, getting married at the age of fourteen or five, and having children at the age of sixteen is the norm. Because the body of the ninja is much stronger than that of the earth, there will be no problem.

Kakashi has always looked like a stranger since he was a child, and he is also indifferent to Nohara Rin, who has been pursuing him for many years. Obviously, he does not like Nohara Rin.

It would be fine if it was just Nohara Rin, but Kakashi did this to any girl in the village, as if no girl in Konoha could fall into his eyes.

This made Hatake Sakumo very worried, and his head was really sad.

If Kakashi keeps doing this, won't our Hatake family end, and I won't be able to hold my grandson?

Since you don't like Konoha's girls, let's take a long-term view and choose from other Ninja villages.

Hatake Sakumo doesn't have a good sense of politics, so he doesn't think there is any problem with Uchiha Mai serving as the head of the [Residence Dance Headquarters], and what impact will it have on the Hokage lineage.

In his opinion, Uchiha Mai is still his own and trustworthy. Naturally, he asked for Uchiha Mai.