Freelance Artist

Chapter 188 The Pig Song

"Then I'll start."

Sima Zhu Lian Mai Chuci, doubtful: "I used to be called Sima Zhu when I was a professional, because my family has raised pigs since I was a child, so I personally like pigs very much, of course I also like to eat pork, and then some fans will Call me Brother Pig, or Teacher Chu Ci, how about writing a song with the theme of 'pig'?"

With "pig" as the title?

This Sima Zhu really knows what the effect of a live broadcast is, and he also knows how to create topics for himself, so he even used his own ID as the topic.

Tut tut.

This Sima pig looks simple and honest, but he is quite ruthless.

Netizens have been paying attention to Chu Ci's performance. When Sima Zhu asked for a pig question, everyone obviously saw that Chu Ci was stunned. The virtual character in the camera didn't move much, and didn't make a sound. He seemed very silent, yes So everyone is very happy.

Well, this is just the effect of Lin Zhibai's intentional live broadcast.

He was silent for a while before slowly muttering: "Brother Pig...the topic is pigs..."

He seems to be stuck in a long exam.

And the more Chu Ci showed embarrassment, the happier the audience was. Many people watched the live broadcast, and they liked the anchor to be deflated.

Especially those anchors who show off the sky, it's the most interesting to watch them slump occasionally.

Of course everyone is thinking.

What kind of song can you write with the theme of pigs?

However, everyone has no idea at all, because Blue Star has no hot songs about "pigs". At most, there are nicknames like "little pig" mentioned in some sweet love songs, which mostly happen between lovers.

"Who writes songs about pigs under normal circumstances!"

"It's over."

"Chuci is out of luck now."

"Chu Ci: ???"

"Laugh."

"Nice job!"

"Chu Ci is confused!"

"Hahahaha call you arrogant!"

"It's such a challenge to come up!"

"I can't write it!"

Some fans are teasing, while others are black fans, the kind who deliberately want to see a joke.

And Lin Zhibai has already picked up the pen and started writing songs.

One minute.

two minutes.

three minutes.

No one knows what Lin Zhibai wrote.

Five minutes passed, Sima Zhu saw that Chu Ci seemed very embarrassed, coughed and said, "I can change my request, if Teacher Chu Ci thinks..."

He was afraid that the title would be too difficult to offend Chu Ci.

Sima Zhu didn't do it on purpose, he subconsciously made a request, ignoring the difficulty of the request.

"Need not."

Chu Ci finally put down his pen and said with a smile, "Everyone has been waiting for a long time."

This is it?

Sima Zhu was taken aback.

The audience was also stunned.

And Chu Ci had already picked up his guitar, and said, "Since everyone calls you Brother Pig, then I will play "Song of Pig" for everyone."

uh-huh?

Is the song of pigs okay?

Just when everyone was in a daze, Lin Zhibai plucked the guitar and sang:

"Pig~

your nose has two holes

When you have a cold, you still have a snotty nose..."

puff!

The barrage burst into laughter!

The lyrics are really about pigs!

Sima Zhu opened his mouth in the live broadcast room!

"Pig~

you have dark eyes

Look, look, look, but you can't see the edge..."

Sima Zhu's eyes began to widen, as if he really looked like a pig.

"Pig~

your ears are so big

You can't even hear me calling you stupid..."

Sima Zhu laughed.

"Pig~

your tail is curly and curly

It turns out that running and jumping is inseparable from it..."

Following Chuci's mouthful of "pigs", Sima Zhu's music blossomed, and the whole group danced.

And at this moment.

Chu Ci suddenly put down the guitar, turned around to face an electronic organ, and began to tap quickly with his hands!

Music becomes cheerful!

The sense of rhythm is very strong!

Chu Ci seemed to be excited, and his whole body was moving to the rhythm of the music, and the intense melody was heard by all the audience:

"Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail

A good baby who is never picky about food

Sleep until three poles in the sun every day

never brush your teeth

never fight..."

Sima Zhu's smile stopped suddenly, his eyes widened, his mouth opened wider, he felt goosebumps all over his body, and his expression was indescribably funny.

He was shocked!

The barrage was even more crazy, and the audience was also shocked. This chorus immediately completes the song, which is very pleasant to listen to!

"Fuck!"

"Awesome!"

"Laughing like crazy!"

"Every sentence is really singing about pigs!"

"This is all right!?"

"How did this song come out?"

"Time is so short!"

"Godlike Chuci!"

"The key is that this song is quite nice!"

"so cute!"

Lin Zhibai didn't look at the barrage, he picked up the guitar again.

"Pig~

your belly is so bulging

I can see that I can't stand the pain of life

pig~

your skin is so white

I must have invested in a wealthy family in my previous life~~~"

Sing a few lines.

Replace the keyboard.

"It is said that your ancestors were wonderful

The fortune teller said he was lucky

I laugh when I see a pretty girl

won't blush

won't be afraid

cough……"

Lin Zhibai sang to this point, facing the camera, looking at Sima Zhu who was connected with him:

"You look a lot like him."

Sima Zhu regained his composure from the shock and laughed loudly, but accidentally let out a "snoring" pig cry.

"Kneel down!"

"Chu Ci, please accept my knee!"

"Hahahaha Sima Pig!"

"This pig cry is too spiritual!"

"Definitely!"

"Mom, come out and see the gods!"

"You can write songs on topics like pigs!"

"I feel like he's calling me a pig!"

"No, his name is Sima Pig!"

"Brother Pig, Song of Pigs!"

The bullet screens appeared in the live broadcast room like crazy, Sima pig monster yelled:

"Yeah!"

"No offense intended." Lin Zhibai smiled.

"It's terrible, it's terrible! I still have goosebumps all over my body! Teacher Chuci, please accept my respect!"

talking.

Sima Zhu bowed frantically to the camera directly.

This is not just licking, Sima Zhu was really shocked, because he thought of the topic on the spur of the moment, but Chu Ci wrote the song. The key point is that not only the lyrics are not far-fetched, but the melody is also very nice. !

"It sounds so good! I kind of want to cry."

Sima Zhu was a little agitated, and actually shed a tear, but it was not necessarily moved, but most likely laughed.

"nice! You love it."

Lin Zhibai leaned closer to the camera, blinked his eyes, and gave the audience a wink, "What do you think?"

"Sounds good!"

"Perfect!"

"You are invincible!"

"I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!"

"As expected of a song of Chu who can write a song while in prison!"

"too strong!"

"Is this a saliva song?"

"Created in five minutes, with this quality, what more can you ask for!"

Yes.

The quality of this song is indeed inferior to those works released by Chucizheng'er Bajing, but it was written in five minutes!

Besides, it doesn't matter whether he is a slobber song or not.

The melody is really catchy, very memorable, and the lyrics are perfect for the occasion, every sentence is inseparable from the pig!

The most amazing thing is the last sentence, you look like him!

Sublimated directly.

It makes people feel that this song is not only about pigs, but also about people.

To be able to write such a song in such a short period of time requires not only the ingenuity of a genius composer, but also the quick wit of a genius composer!

...

in front of the screen.

Lin Hu sneered while watching the live broadcast.

How could this song be composed live?

Lin Hu's little follower also thinks so, this Sima Zhu is 200% childcare!

"The acting is pretty good."

Lin Hu has been observing Sima Zhu's expression, but he didn't see any flaws. The acting skills of the anchor of the game area seem to be pretty good.

As for Chu Ci?

Because he is a virtual character, his expression cannot be seen, but from his tone, it seems that there is no revealing.

"It really looks like it."

Lin Hu admired these two people a little bit. Shuang Huang acted really well, and many audiences believed it.

Except for his own sailors, no one questioned his song?

Also, why does it always feel like something is wrong?

Lin Hu always felt that Chuci's voice was inexplicably annoying, and the tone of the other party also made him feel very uncomfortable.

"I'll expose him!"

Lin Hu was about to give a reward, but when he was about to give a reward, his hand stopped again.

Chu Ci and Sima Zhu are still connected to wheat.

Sima Zhu was talking endlessly.

"I was just worried that you wouldn't be able to write a song about pigs. I was thinking about asking Mr. Chu Ci to write a song based on the game I played. I didn't expect you to write it..."

"What's the name of your game?" Lin Zhibai asked.

"Glory against the war." Sima Zhu said hastily.

On this platform, Sima Zhu is considered a great anchor, but facing Chu Ci, he is still very humble, with a very low posture, and he is unabashedly flattering.

The audience also didn't feel that Sima Zhu was flattering, and felt it was taken for granted.

"Glory against the war..."

Lin Zhibai thought for a while and said, "Do you want to hear it?"

Sima Zhu froze for a moment, "Listen to what?"

Lin Zhibai smiled, "Don't you want me to write a song about this game you play?"

"Yes, but you have just..."

"For the sake of rewarding me with Super Fire, I will write another song for you."

"May I!?"

Sima Zhu was overjoyed. Now that he had seen Chu Ci's strength, he couldn't help but look forward to it.

"Okay, I have some ideas."

Lin Zhibai took out the pen and paper, and started writing and scribbling again.

The audience was shocked!

"Would you like another song?"

"With the theme of "Reverse War Glory"?"

"Then Chu Ci is going to write the rhythm of a custom song for "Reverse War Glory"?"

"I go!"

"It might really be a customized song!"

"Yeah!"

"It's too fierce!"

"In the last live broadcast, every time Chu Ci finished writing a song, he would take a break for more than half an hour to chat with everyone. This time he is going to write songs continuously!"

"How many brain cells have to die?"

hehe.

Lin Hu temporarily gave up the reward, looked at the little follower and said, "Look, I said it was Tonger, I guess it is the game maker of "Reverse War Glory" that has reached a cooperation with Kunpeng, and wants to use Chu Ci to publicize Woolen cloth."

"Almost stone-hammered!"

The little follower nodded heavily, it must be that the official of "Reverse War Glory" has asked Chuci to cooperate!

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