Fight the Landlord, Fall in Love

According to Xie Zhuo ’s excursion plan, they should climb the mountain in the morning, eat farm meals at noon, barbecue in the evening, and then spend a beautiful night in the nature away from the hustle and bustle of nature. Then go to see the sunrise the next day, and then go back to each At home, continue to live up to the red dust of working overtime and bald.

The vision is beautiful, the reality is cruel. The lunch was cooked by the owner of the farmhouse. Everyone was very satisfied. The boss was not at the barbeque at night. Everyone started their own hands and immediately became in a variety of situations: no fire, no vegetable cutting, no oiling, no idea. The meat is cooked but not cooked, and there is a bake after a pass ...

On the third time, when the white smoke from Tang Kai's side burst into tears, an investment manager named Xiang Bo finally couldn't help but spit out: "Professor Tang, I remember you are doing biology, this is not Is it the same as you do the experiment? Why are you always over there? "

The kitchen killer Professor Tang stared at a scorched black like a nuclear reactor, pursed his lips, and said calmly: "There is no necessary connection. Although I have studied biology, I have not learned how to make them familiar."

There was a low laughter behind him.

Sun Zinan came over to take the barbecue sauce. Hearing his criticism, he couldn't help laughing, took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the oven, then stretched his hand over Tang Kai's shoulder and took him away from the stove. : "Don't spoil things, come with me."

Tang Kai was dragged to the other side of the oven in a daze, feeling the phone vibrate in his pocket. Sun Zinan sent the photo to his WeChat, and said while pulling his sleeves: "Send a circle of friends, use this photo to collect fifty likes, and I will give you barbecue."

Xie Zhuo laughed and croaked. Tang Kaiqi neither walked nor walked, glaring at Sun Zinan for a long time, and finally discouraged: "Are there a lot of fifty?"

"Bargaining?" Sun Zinan raised his lips. "Thirty is enough. But thirty likes can only eat vegetables. You can do it."

He turned the beef and chicken wings in the roasting pan. A strange smell drifted away with the night breeze. The man who was serious about the barbecue was so handsome at the moment that Professor Tang's spine was immediately softened.

What is morality? The essence of mankind is true fragrance.

Half a minute later, a new circle of friends appeared on the screen of many people's phones.

[Collect fifty likes and announce the hidden secrets in the picture below [Picture]]

Tang Kai is still a little appealing. In less than ten minutes, there are more than twenty comments under this circle of friends in addition to fifty likes.

"Brother, what is this? New experimental material?"

"Field Practice [Like]"

"Xiao Tang's cooking skills still need practice. [Smile]"

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"Boss! If you are kidnapped, blink your eyes! [Panic.jpg]" (This is the doctoral student he brought)

Tang Kai handed over the results of the collection of praise to Sun Zinan after reviewing, holding a mobile phone and seriously replying underneath: "Suggestion from a biologist: charred food contains carcinogens, do not eat it, because you ca n’t talk. ] "

Not to mention how the image of Professor Gao Lengweian collapsed overnight, anyway, he solved the problem of Sun Zinan, successfully squeezed out Xie Zhuo, and became a new little tail behind Sun Zinan. He was fed a lot of food. The first bite of all grilled meats is for him to taste first.

Xie Zhuo bit his handkerchief angrily, but His Majesty's eyes had only a beautiful vixen in his heart, and there was no cure for the big hoof. He had to turn to other places for warmth.

Tang Kai, a man who looked at Gaoao indifferently and was not close, was actually easy to smooth the hair. Sun Zinan was surprised that a less exquisite barbecue actually conquered him.

"Do you usually eat in the canteen of the unit?" He asked Tang Kai, "You can't cook, didn't you hire a nanny at home?"

"It's troublesome. I don't usually have so much free time to go home to eat." Tang Kai Diao took half of the mushrooms he handed over. "It's enough to have a canteen and take-out."

His life is very simple, except that the experiment is to take classes, his home is just a place to sleep. Anyway, oneself, where is not living?

Sun Zinan sighed and said nothing.

When night fell, when the new moon rose, Sun Zinan had finished baking a lot of ingredients and had time to sit down and eat something. He was not a human day. He thought he was comfortably waiting to see the scenery of the lake and the mountains. He was prepared by three people a day and brought to his mouth. Who knows that Xie Zhuo was cheated to climb the mountain in the morning, and noisy even at noon did not sleep at night, but also smoked barbecue for the grandchildren at night.

Tang Kai was well fed at the moment, handed him a can of beer, and a large plate of steaming barbecue, which was a compulsive disorder at first sight-meat is meat, vegetables, pigs, cattle and sheep The chickens are divided into different categories, and are stacked in a pyramid shape from large to small.

"It's hard work," he said.

"Too much to eat," Sun Zinan smiled and took a beer can to toast with him, and asked, "How does it taste, do you have a good time?"

Tang Kai: "Um. Thank you."

"Just be satisfied." Sun Zinan said, "I don't know if you are accustomed to this kind of occasion. If there are any places that are not well received, you should take more care. Xie Zhuo calls all trusted friends.

There were a total of eight people at this party, with different professions. They were all friends that Xie Zhuo usually met at the bar. Xie and Sun are considered to be rich second generations. The rest are bar singers, painters, locomotive drivers, investment managers and government civil servants. They are indeed novel and lively. But among so many friends, only Sun Zinan's tone is so smooth and natural, it seems to be the invisible host of this party. Although Tang Kai knew that Xie Zhuo was the man who made the small iron porcelain and the relationship between them was like a brother, he still felt a little awkward.

He was about to say something, and the table suddenly became lively. The two had to escape from the whispering atmosphere, listening to Xie Zhuo, the messenger, to announce new game rules.

This game is actually a variant of the king game. Eight people play cards, first adopting the upper elimination system, each time the last one is eliminated; when there are only three people left, then change to the landlord and eliminate the other two; The two peasants used the method of drawing the best of eight to decide the winner. The ultimate winner can make a request to someone present, but the other party cannot refuse.

Xie Zhuo added: "You can't ask a married person to divorce, you can't ask an unmarried person to get married immediately, but you can ask him to date you. Friends, go on!"

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Sun Zinan was very speechless: "... this is nothing to break the idea."

After looking around, he found that Tang Kai next to him did not know when he had rolled up his sleeves, and he was ready to participate in the competition.

Sun Zinan: "..."

Although Professor Tang lost more than 1 million Happy Beans during the day, his luck improved at night, and he entered the final round steadily. When it came to the landlord fight, it happened that the three players happened to be Tang Kai, Sun Zinan and the girls they met when they went up the mountain during the day.

The girl is a painter named Zhai Xiaoxi. She has average card skills but good luck. She can catch the ace almost every time. This time it looked no exception, she called the landlord without hesitation.

Sun Zinan's board is very general, there is no big or small king, it seems that there is a great chance of losing. Tang Kai didn't know what to do with a geographical sign. He couldn't see whether it was good or bad. He just whispered, "Rotten Tomato Board."

His voice was so small that only Sun Zinan, who was near, heard it. He glanced down at his card and suddenly realized what Tang Kai meant.

He and Tang Kai threw rotten tomatoes at each other for the first time, because he and another farmer tricked Tang Kai with a single card to tear down the big and small king in his hand, and finally blew him off by four and three. What he referred to as the "Rotten Tomato Board" implied that Sun Zinan had no trump card but a bomb.

Sun Zinan couldn't help crying. He said that he was a shameless professor at Tianhai University and a biologist with a high IQ.

The girl Zhai Xiaoxi doesn't usually play cards, the idea is very simple, and at this step, I'm afraid that my previous achievements will be abandoned. This is the best time to be deceived. Even though Sun Zinan talked about Tang Kai silently, he finally had a difference between relatives and distances, and he played psychological battles while playing cards.

The outcome of the fight is irrelevant, but the single cards he played when he was absent are all in Tang Kai's plan, successfully re-engraving the key link of the original game.

"Oh, I can't beat it, I can't really beat it." Zhai Xiaoxi knew that he must lose when Tang Kai threw four 5s, put the last single card in his hand on the table, stretched his lazy waist, and admitted the loss. , "Professor Tang and Brother Sun are amazing."

Sun Zinan said with a smile: "It's nothing. Just play a few more times."

Over there, Xie Zhuo shuffled the cards and handed them over: "The final battle-draw the eighth! The success or failure is here! Is anyone betting? I bet on boss Sun to win!"

"I should be better at this matter of luck," Sun Zinan smiled, "Professor Tang, be careful."

Tang Kai said without changing his face: "You too, pay attention to safety."

Others: "..." This conversation is so **** cold.

Tang Kai has no expression, and Sun Zinan smiles without saying a word, two standard poker faces. No one spoke at the poker table, watching the game nervously, and saw the two draw cards quickly. You come and go as if you are two emotional killers.

In the end, with two cards in hand, Tang Kai's fingertips accurately spotted the three of the hearts in the hand of Sun Zinan. When he went out to draw the cards, he seemed to hesitate and moved slightly.

Suddenly he asked, "If I win, will you agree to whatever the request is?"

Sun Zinan did not expect that he would suddenly ask such a question, and after a moment of thought, he replied: "As long as it is not unreasonably demanded."

"Thank you." Tang Kai did not hesitate to draw the card without looking at it, and said, "I won."

Sun Zinan: "..."

Tang Kai threw out a pair of threes.

He stuffed the rest of the spades into Sun Zinan's hands and explained: "A little trick: In this nervous situation, asking you a seemingly unrelated question, you will answer me undefended. If I choose red Taosan, if you think you have lost, you will say yes to my reasonable request; if I choose the king, if you know that you win, you will answer me, "Who loses is not necessarily won, right?"

This compulsion is very standard. I do n’t know where it is compared to the password.

Sun Zinan was completely convinced.

"The final winner is Professor Tang. Now you can choose someone to ask for." Xie Zhuo still does not forget the cue process at this moment. "Who does the professor want to choose?"

Everyone's eyes were pointed at Sun Zinan, and the answer came out.

Xie Zhuo is not too serious to see the excitement, and stuns him: "Carefully seize the opportunity!"

Tang Kai nodded.

"What did you say just count?" He turned to Sun Zinan.

Sun Zinan knew he couldn't run, but when Tang Kai looked like Cheng Zhu in his chest, he suddenly felt a little nervous. All the interactions between the two are now based on "blind dates", in case Tang Kai's request is to end this relationship ...

What's more, the last time he had spoken to that point.

Tang Kai said bluntly: "This request may be a little difficult for you, but it is indeed my biggest wish at present."

Sun Zinan felt that the smile on his face was about to hang up: "You said."

Tang Kai said without hesitation: "I want you to cook for me for a week, is that okay?"