Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

Chen Ming walked into the office with his big tea cup in hand and kept mumbling until he sat in front of the computer:

"Really? There are strange things happening every day. A vampire went to the police station to apply for a job. Even the news shock party can't make up such a thing."

Although he was complaining, his movements were not slow at all. He quickly called up the system and compared it: "Yes, those two vampires do have this name."

Ji Changze slept in the lounge last night. Since he didn't sleep at home and didn't have to commute, he confidently slept for an extra hour. When he opened the door, he saw that the curtains in the office were tightly drawn, and there were two bloody people. When Nu sat on the chair cautiously, he paused slightly.

"Boss, what are they doing?"

The vampire Duke, who had worked so hard to find a job, stared at the two blood slaves with great vigilance and looked at each other up and down.

The two blood slaves who had been shaking since he opened the door said: "..."

"Me, me, we are not here to do bad things, we are here to apply for jobs!!!"

"Job hunting?!"

Ji Changze's voice suddenly became several degrees higher.

Looking at these blood slaves, their eyes suddenly looked not so good.

The blood slaves had no idea where they had offended the Duke. Once the other party became angry and his aura changed, they felt like the hairs on their bodies stood up.

If it wasn't daytime outside, they would have wanted to rush out.

The Duke is indeed a vampire from thousands of years ago! !

He was so callous and ruthless, even though they clearly showed no malice, they still treated them so cruelly.

The blood slaves were blowing Ji Changze's rainbow fart in their hearts due to the influence of the blood slaves' natural closeness to vampires in their bodies, and they were scared to death with fear emanating from every pore.

“Me, me, me, shouldn’t we be applying for jobs?!”

Ji Changze's eyes turned cold, and he looked at the two blood slaves as if they were looking at dead people.

"Nagasawa."

Fortunately, Chen Ming, who was looking at the computer seriously at the critical moment, shouted: "Why are you so loud? Are you so surprised by this?"

He Tiantong was still drinking water. When he heard this, he quickly answered: "Of course, two blood slaves came to apply for a job. This is surprising no matter where you go."

After finishing speaking, he walked over and pulled Ji Changze aside: "Although they have shackled their hands for safety, they are vampires after all and are dangerous.

That's right, don't get close until you're sure of their safety. "

After saying this, he turned around to check whether the shackles on the hands of the two vampires were properly cuffed. They were specially made for cuffing vampires.

The material is quite hard, and as long as it's fastened, no matter how hard the vampires try, they won't be able to open it.

As a result, when he looked over, he found that these two pale vampires looked at him as if they were relatives.

It's filled with gratitude.

He Tiantong: "???"

Is it so difficult for a vampire to find a job now?

He just brought them to the police station, even handcuffed them.

He showed so much gratitude even though he didn't even agree to let them stay in the police station to work. If he really stayed, wouldn't he be regarded as a benefactor on the spot?

He whispered to Ji Changze: "It seems that vampires are really having a hard time, and jobs should be particularly hard to find."

"But that's right. The public still doesn't know about the existence of vampires. They can only work night shifts. It's definitely not that easy to find a job."

Unlike their police station, they not only knew about the existence of vampires, but also had five insurances and one housing fund. It would also bring glory to them, and working night shifts at night was a common occurrence.

Especially if they really stay and work in the police station, they will definitely need a nod from the top. If the top nods, won't they have to come up with a solution for their three meals a day?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, think about it, these two vampires are quite smart.

He Tiantong shared his idea with Ji Changze.

Ji Changze had a cold face.

He Tiantong: "Nagaze, I think you don't like them very much."

The two blood slaves with sharp ears were startled when they heard this. They quickly shrank back and lowered their heads tightly in an effort to reduce their sense of presence.

Ji Changze didn't hide anything from He Tiantong:

"The boss seems very happy. If he really lets these two people join our group, will my table get some points?"

In the office, everyone handles work at a large table, and the tables are usually allocated to two people per large table. Anyway, such a large table is just big enough for two computers and leaves a lot of free space in front of it.

Ji Changze came later, and Chen Ming brought two people to move his table back.

Because the number of people, including Ji Changze, was an odd number, this big table was always reserved for the new kid Ji.

Half of it is used to store the computer, and there is only a small space in the other half

Part of it is used to store documents, and the rest is used to store his snack box, which is densely packed with snacks.

It took so long to eat because he and the other seniors in the office kept feeding it, so the weight of the box did not decrease but became heavier.

If there were new people coming, wouldn't Ji Changze's table have to be shared with others?

The two blood slaves trembled and cautiously raised their eyes to look at the vampire duke. Sure enough, they saw the other party shooting a death ray.

"Forget it if it were someone else," written all over his face, if it were you blood slaves who know who I am and came to take my job and occupy my desk, they would definitely be dead."

Two blood slaves: "..."

The boss didn't say that the Duke didn't want others to share his office and colleagues.

He chose another path to escape.

In the end, this road turned out to be a dead end.

They are absolutely shattered inside.

In the midst of collapse, Chen Ming, who had checked the information, checked the identity information, and notified his superiors, finally took his hands off the keyboard.

There was an unstoppable look of joy on his face.

After all, there are vampires in the vampire catching team who take the initiative to surrender. Oh, they are surrendering. It is simply a blatant compliment on how capable their catching team is.

"I have told my superiors about this, and they are willing to accept you. Of course, for safety reasons, you still have a probation period. During the probation period, you must be handcuffed. When the three-month observation period is over, I’m sure there’s no problem, you’ll still have a formal establishment.”

After Zhi was satisfied, he continued: "However, it is still impossible to work in our group."

After all, they are a vampire catching team, so what's the point of having vampires here.

If these two people tipped off, the problem would be huge.

In the same way, they can't go to more important jobs, otherwise it's not a joke if something happens.

But if these two blood slaves came to seek refuge, if they didn't arrange a decent job for them but just found a place to throw them over, it would look like they were discriminating against them.

This doesn’t make sense.

While Chen Ming was hesitating there, Ji Changze said coolly: "Boss, didn't you talk about drug dealers before? Why don't you let them check Haikou or something like that?"

"They have good noses. As long as they are put in charge of a place, no matter how many people there are, they can still find those who secretly transport drugs."

Go to a place like customs for inspection?

Or use your nose?

Isn’t that possible?

Poisonous dog?

Although it is a good idea, the blood slaves will definitely not be happy. Even if there are people doing this job, they will be sent to inspect humans and salute as soon as they surrender. Will they think it is an insult to them?

Chen Ming thought this, and immediately pretended to reprimand:

"Nonsense! These two comrades came here specially, how can we let them go to the customs!"

Although the customs colleagues have a hard time, a vampire with such a strong physical strength goes to check the passengers and salute them.

They didn't mean to humiliate, they were afraid that the other party would think it was humiliating.

Ji Changze laughed and looked up at the two blood slaves:

"I think they seem to like the look of customs."

The two blood slaves were shaken and nodded frantically.

"Yes, yes! My dream since childhood has been to work in the customs!"

"To tell you the truth, my favorite thing is to check people's salutes. And I have a very good nose. I can guarantee that I can smell everything."

"Yes, yes, we can smell everything!"

Chen Ming: "...?"

He looked at the two blood slaves with some confusion: "Then...are you willing to go to customs?"

The two blood slaves glanced at Ji Changze carefully and nodded as if they were speeding up.

"If you are willing, of course we are willing!!!"

"It's great that the organization is willing to accept us and arrange jobs for us. How could we not be so picky?"

"Yes, yes, we don't like working in the office the most, and we also hate using the desk. Please send us to the customs!"

Chen Ming: ...Is it true that as He Tiantong said, the blood slaves are beginning to get involved?

It's just a job introduction, that's not it.

He hesitated and talked about what he would need to prepare if he wanted to work in a government department.

After talking a lot, Ba Ba Ba concluded: "For reasons known to both parties, I have already said that you must wear handcuffs during work, and there will also be surveillance in your lives, except for the toilet. , it will be taken after the three-month inspection period is over.”

It happened that a quickly drawn up agreement was sent from above, so he simply said while reading:

"Although this three-month inspection period will cause certain troubles in your lives, we will also compensate you as appropriate. Each person will receive a compensation of 20,000 yuan per month. After the inspection period is over, the compensation will be ?It will be credited to your card together with your salary.”

The eyes of the two blood slaves suddenly widened: "Twenty thousand?!!!"

them

I was so excited, my face was full of excitement: "Is there actually so many 20,000?!!!"

Chen Ming: "?"

Although a salary of 20,000 yuan is quite a lot, it doesn't seem to be so exciting in a big city.

Especially since these two are not humans, but two non-human beings.

"Yes, 20,000. The 20,000 is mainly for compensation. After all, you need to live under surveillance for three months, with handcuffs on your hands and a positioning system installed on your feet. You will still lose a lot of money. "

The blood slaves didn't pay much attention to what he was saying. Their minds were filled with twenty thousand words.

As for the **not**.

What are they going to do?

Anyway, as long as you don't do bad things, it will be fine for three months at most.

"Twenty thousand..."

They were overjoyed: "Working for the country has such a high salary. If I had known, we would have come a long time ago."

Chen Ming: "..."

He asked cautiously: "Aren't you... so powerful that you don't need to eat human food? Why do you still need money?"

Don’t vampires in TV series usually need money?

Not to mention those that are thousands of years old, just those modern vampires, all of them are in the dark style, and the dark style also requires money to support it.

When the two blood slaves heard his question, pain suddenly appeared on their faces;

"How could it be? You don't need money. Renting a house, water, electricity, electricity and phone bills don't require money? Especially since we can't go out during the day, we are active at night, and we leave the lights on all night long. The electricity bill is going up. Call someone quickly.

When I was a human, I still had a job. But when I became a vampire, I lost my job. The connections I had accumulated with great difficulty in the past were basically useless. Now there are so many vampires in Kapok City, and night shift jobs are so popular that we simply can’t. If you can't grab it and keep using it without making any profit, why don't you just sit back and get nothing? "

As he spoke, he wished he could shed tears on the spot: "I'm still doing well. I don't have a mortgage or car loan. Those who have mortgages should throw away their houses. They are reluctant to let go. After all, even if you become a vampire, you still need a place." If you want to live in, sell your house. You can only sell it at a lower price, because too many vampires have sold their houses and moved to other places. If the price is not low, you can’t sell it at all.”

He Tiantong listened with a look of realization on his face: "I can't blame you. I'm just saying why the second-hand housing market in Kapok City has dropped in price so fast. Recently, one house has become cheaper than the other. It turns out that you are all selling them."

The blood slaves wanted to cry out: "No

What can you do if you sell your house? You are surrounded by familiar neighbors, and the slightest disturbance may be discovered. If you want to hide your identity as a vampire, you can only find a new and strange place to start over, but starting over costs money! "

"We are really poor. We are so poor that when it comes to giving gifts to the Duke, we all raise funds together."

"Duke? Is he the vampire nobleman who slept for thousands of years? Did he really wake up after sleeping for thousands of years? What does he look like? What is his personality?"

The blood slave wiped away his tears: "Duke him..."

Just as he opened his mouth, he suddenly felt something was wrong. He suddenly raised his eyes and saw Ji Changze sitting on the sofa looking at them with his chin slightly raised.

"I want to see how you arrange me" is written all over my eyes.

Two blood slaves: "..."

They quickly lowered their eyes and flattered wildly:

"The Duke is gentle, kind-hearted, unconcerned, handsome, handsome, tall, heroic, armed and worthy of a bodyguard. He is the most handsome and powerful handsome man in the world!"

Chen Ming: "?"

He Tiantong: "??"

Sister Ming, who had been watching the show with a cold eye, said calmly: "Hierarchical suppression."

The others suddenly looked enlightened.

Yes.

There is hierarchical suppression among vampires.

How could they dare to speak ill of vampires who were more powerful than themselves?

Seeing their disbelief, the two blood slaves quickly explained: "What we said is true. The Duke is really very, very good."

He Tiantong took them to the small room for inspection. As he walked, he said: "I told you to read more books when you have nothing to do. Even if you can't read the obscure ones, you can also read Chinese language books. You can just praise people over and over again. I don’t know if you vampires require you to study for those who are not good at it, but if you work in a government agency, you still need a certain level of education.”

They entered the small room.

They came out of the small room again.

The customs department knew that two special colleagues were coming, and they also held a meeting.

Finally, after more than three attempts at "if our colleagues suddenly want to eat us, how are we going to fight and escape?", the two blood slaves were successfully sent to work.

Unexpectedly, the news that they went to the police station and volunteered to join the government agencies spread to the forum.

There was a lot of curses for a while.

【running dog! 】

【Acknowledge the thief as your father! 】

[When I was a human being, I admitted that the police gave me a sense of security, but you think about it with your brains.

, we are no longer human! ! ! People who are not of my race must have different hearts. Do you think the country is willing to accept us? ! 】

[This is crazy. How could a mouse take the initiative to put it in a cat’s mouth? 】

[Upstairs, we vampires are stronger than humans, so cats should work where mice do. 】

They scolded them over and over again, and even scolded these two blood slave organizations.

Because I heard that the organization not only had no intention of preventing blood slaves from defecting to the police, but even seemed to support it.

The leader who has been scolded for several days:...

What else can I do, just get scolded.

The Association has repeatedly explained that the Duke does not want to reveal his identity now, so how dare he tell the truth about his subordinates who fled to the police.

As the saying goes, there is no airtight wall in the world.

But in the world of blood slaves, Ji Changze's wall must be the hardest.

As long as it was his words, they would not dare to spread the word even if they killed these blood slaves.

As a result, the news about "I had to send him to the Duke because I didn't want to offend him" did not spread, but the news about "the shameless vampire actually defected to humans" spread all over the sky.

[Haha, I heard that there is also a three-month probation period. Not only do you have to wear handcuffs that are no longer than the length of your neck for three months, you also have to wear anklets, and you even have to be monitored for three months. 】

[They don’t treat us as human beings at all! ! We want to protest! ! Why don't we hold up signs and protest! 】

[Children upstairs, please read more books. You are still protesting. We can only go out at night. There is no one at night. Who are you protesting to? 】

【Am I the only one? I think those two blood slaves must have been controlled by the government, otherwise how could they have fled to humans. The relationship between our two races is basically a life-or-death relationship. 】

[I don’t know what kind of job he is going to do. Maybe he will be sent to deal with similar people like us. 】

[Can everyone please stop being so excited? I didn’t even say that they must have defected to the police. Maybe they were working as undercover agents. Wasn’t there a lot of this kind of thing before? Three years after three years, three years after three years and so on. 】

[That shit is a TV series. I still feel that there must be a mastermind behind it controlling everything. 】

They speculated and speculated, and the forums were arguing about this matter almost every day.

Ji Changze, the mastermind behind the scenes, sat on Liu Chengfeng's desk and looked at the background data on his computer.

The Duke was impatient to wait and knocked on the table: "Hurry up, it's been so long and I haven't found it yet."

Right now. "

Liu Chengfeng was indeed faster and finally put a series of data together side by side.

"Confirmed. It's just like what the Duke said. Most of the posts on the forum that criticize the relationship between humans and vampires are all from the same IP address."

It’s really embarrassing to say that. He created the forum before to give vampires a space to communicate. He also took into account that everyone wanted to hide their identity, so he planned to make everyone anonymous from the beginning, even his backstage could see it. Less than.

As a result, someone actually took advantage of this and went around the forum incognito and wearing a vest to discuss the relationship between humans and vampires.

He couldn't blame him for always feeling strange. Even though the country did not vigorously crack down on vampires, the vampires' comments became more and more extreme.

There are even occasional posts like "witnessing my companions being killed by humans".

"Ninety percent of these posts were posted by that IP. He couldn't have had more than thirty of his companions killed in turn."

Liu Chengfeng complained: "Don't worry about it. Doing these things will do him no good."

In the past, when humans were still alive, there were people who would go around picking up buildings for money. It was said that the amount of money paid for each building.

But what's the point of doing this now that he has become a vampire?

He didn't believe that someone who could do so many things in the dark couldn't see clearly. Vampires simply couldn't have the upper hand.

First of all, this is modern society, where technology represents everything.

In ancient times, vampires had the upper hand in relationships with humans because there were no electric lights at that time. People could only light candles at night. The dim candlelight could not stop the vampires' attacks at all.

But things are different now.

If humans really decided to completely defeat the vampires and eliminate them until not a single one was left, it would be too simple.

As long as they announce this news and let all families turn on the bright lights at night, even at night, every road outside will be brightly lit, with surveillance cameras everywhere, and human identification is required to enter and exit to buy things.

We go door-to-door to check, all during the day, and even empty rooms have to be opened and checked.

The Chinese people have the highest level of trust in the government. As long as the country issues these orders, it is guaranteed that 99% of the vampires will be found within a month.

The remaining one percent simply cannot survive in such an environment.

And? If vampires want to occupy humans, first of all, China has such a large population and is currently a technological society. They want

The only way to take over is through your own contagiousness.

Just like zombies, one is infected one by one. In the end, a large number of humans are infected and they all become vampires. Naturally, they have to unite with them.

But even if they really do this, if they want to ensure that they have more people on their side, the number of vampires must be greater than the number of humans.

Then the problem is, after victory, there is not enough blood to drink.

Zombies will lose their mobility if they don't eat human flesh, and vampires will go crazy if they don't drink human blood.

The best solution to their current wave of vampires is to hope that the government will accept them.

As long as the government opens the door to convenience, all the problems they are facing now will be solved.

Liu Chengfeng didn't believe that the person behind this couldn't see this.

At least it can be seen from the tightness of the other party's affairs that he is not a fool.

"What is he planning?"

Ji Changze looked at the densely packed posts and sneered: "No matter what he is drawing, he can't draw anything now."

No one stipulates that you have to wait until the enemy jumps out before fighting. With this idea in mind, Ji Changze directly asked Liu Chengfeng to edit a post and send it out.

The title of the post is directly: [About some recent picky posts].

[The purpose of this forum is to allow everyone to have a friendly place to communicate and share information. I hope everyone can get along with each other sincerely and not send some fabricated so-called "truths\