Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Planting Tianlei is a technical job.

Although Jiang He has never grown this kind of thing, as an out-and-out old farmer, he has rich... no, a lot of planting experience.

"Sky thunder is just a cloud of thunder. Using a scientific method, it is actually because the negative charges carried by the clouds have an electrostatic induction on the earth, causing the ground to generate opposite charges and form an electric field. When the electric field is strong enough to a certain extent, the formation of free Discharge."

"If this thing is planted directly in the ground, it will definitely dissipate."

"so……"

Jiang He thought for a while, and planted those bottles and cans together.

In this way, there is no need to worry about the sky thunder dissipating.

Yawning, Jiang He was going to go home and sleep first, and when the farm was full of wheat harvest tomorrow, he would harvest "Sky Thunder" together, but his heart was full of longing.

Planting Thunder...

In all the world, throughout the ages, you are the first, right?

What can this thing grow?

"A Radley?"

"And I also added mysterious soil, will some stronger sky thunder be planted?"

"Forehead……"

"This is unlikely. According to the urine nature of the system, it may be possible to plant a kind of Tianlei elixir. After taking it, you can use Tianlei to quench your body, and you can transform your body into something like a thunderbolt. .”

Come to the bath on the third floor.

Only then did Jiang He, who was soaking in the bath, remember...

I forgot to plant a "fairy talisman".

After all, when it comes to cooking, cleaning, and warming the bed at home, Boya Hancock and Aoi are more than capable, but the entertainment programs are relatively lacking. Jiang He has let Aoi perform talents, the key is that Aoi can dance Striptease, is this a fart entertainment show?

"After planting seven beautiful and attractive girls, we can let them dance, sing, play and sing in the future..."

Jiang He thought wildly and didn't fall asleep until around three o'clock in the morning.

But he didn't know that the matter of his crossing the catastrophe caused the entire Hua Country to be plunged into a huge shock.

At that time, thunderclouds were billowing, covering more than a thousand miles, and there were lightning flashes and thunderclaps in the thunderclouds, especially the people of Lingzhou City, who were too close, and they could even clearly feel the inexplicable pressure brought by the thunderclouds.

Someone took this picture and uploaded it on the Internet.

A martial artist took pictures and posted the picture on the Warrior's Home forum. Even though it was late at night, it caused a huge wave of hype in an instant.

Fortunately, the Martial Arts Management Bureau responded quickly, and the prince immediately gave an explanation, saying that the thunder cloud was Jiang He's "Heavenly Tribulation", and some people began to spread it on the Internet. It will trigger catastrophe.

Outside Jiang He's home, in the attic of the treasure ship, Master Lei Fu took out the Jade Talisman of Communication, connected to "Jin Sidao", and told about Jiang He's physical body crossing the catastrophe, including how to sit cross-legged, and the physical body passed from "Jin Sidao" The "Yuanying Realm" level broke through to the Great Perfection of the Tribulation Realm with just a cup of tea, and described in detail how Jiang He easily caught the thunder.

On the other side of the jade talisman, Jin Sidao was petrified, speechless for a long time.

It took more than a minute for him to come back to his senses, with a look of gratitude on his face.

fine……

I chose to "plead guilty", apologized, and resolved the grievances with Jiang He, instead of listening to some elders in the sect to guard the defensive formation of Wan Jianzong and fight Jiang He to the death!

If that's the case, maybe the net won't break, but the "fish" will definitely die.

To be honest, all the things Jiang He showed have surpassed Jin Sidao's cognition. Even he, who has lived for more than two thousand years and witnessed the immortals crossing the starry sky, the change of dynasties and the flow of history, has never I have never heard of someone who can be so evil. What kind of sect genius, ancient arrogance, is compared to someone like Jiang He, whose cultivation breakthrough is easier than eating and drinking?

I chatted with Master Lei Fu for a few more words, and heard that Master Lei Fu said that Jiang He wanted him to help refine the Nine Tribulation Talisman, so he broke through, crossed the tribulation, and captured the sky thunder on the spot.

"It's really... capricious!"

Jin Sidao sighed.

Because the "Thunder Tribulation" is needed to refine the Nine Tribulation Talismans, so breaking through, surviving the Thunder Tribulation, and catching a few Thunder Tribulations by the way, I am afraid that only Jiang He can do it, right?

He instructed: "Since Jiang He asked you to refine the Nine Tribulation Talismans, you can do so with peace of mind. If you need anything, please contact me immediately."

"Jianghe gave me 40 sky thunders, and asked me to refine all of these 40 sky thunders into Nine Tribulation Talismans. This one sky thunder can make about three Nine Tribulation Talismans, and 40 sky thunders can refine about 120 The Nine Tribulation Talisman, the materials on my body are still far behind."

Master Lei Fu spoke truthfully, and Jin Sidao said: "It's okay, you can make a list of materials for me, and I will send someone to send the exercises over in about two or three days, and then I will help you bring the materials."

Before hanging up the summons, Jin Sidao thought for a while, and said again: "Remember, don't make Jiang He angry, and treat Jiang He like your own father."

Daoist Lei Fu: "..."

He opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say for a while.

my dear father...

I was so mad at you back then, are you sure you really want me to treat Jiang He as my own father?

Jin Sidao, who hung up the communication, immediately called for Wan Jianzong's head teacher, and asked, "Are you ready for the exercises that Jiang He asked for?"

The head teacher of Wan Jianzong was a little embarrassed, and said with a wry smile: "Jiang He's requirements are too high. The exercises that can be cultivated from the Qi Refining Realm to the Mahayana Realm are not commonplace. There are only two exercises in our Wan Jianzong's collection that meet his requirements. Set, I am contacting various sects to see if they have collected some cultivation methods."

According to the previous decision, Wan Jianzong's inheritance skills should not be passed on to the outside world.

There are too many fragments of exercises that can be "collected", and it is not easy to collect a few complete sets.

Jin Sidao thought for a while and said, "Have you collected two sets of treasured exercises? Then take three more sets of inherited sword cultivation methods and give them to Jiang He."

"What?"

The head teacher of Wanjianzong was shocked, he knelt on the ground with a thud, and howled, "Patriarch, you must never... The method of sect inheritance can only be practiced by worshiping Wanjianzong and becoming a disciple of the sect. When Wan Jianzong was brilliant, Putong's disciples were not even qualified to practice the complete method of inheritance."

"The law of the sect's inheritance is the foundation of the sect. Once it is given to Jiang He, they will spread it widely, and my Wan Jianzong will become a joke in the world of cultivating immortals."

Seeing Jin Sidao's insistence, the head teacher of Wan Jianzong gritted his teeth, pulled out the "immortal" of Wan Jianzong, and said in a deep voice: "Patriarch, once the method of the sect's inheritance spreads widely in the common world, I worry that if the ancestors of the sect return in the future, it will not be good. I'm happy, I hope Patriarch will think twice."

"Asshole!"

Jin Sidao flicked his fingers, and a sword energy from his fingertips sent Wan Jianzong's head teacher flying ten meters away. He said coldly, "You use all the ancestors to suppress me?"

He stood up, angry and aggrieved, and said angrily: "Where is the immortal ancestor when my Wanjianzong is facing annihilation? If disaster is really imminent, can you summon the immortal ancestor back?"

"Besides, what if the method passed down by my Wan Jianzong spreads among ordinary people?"

"Other major immortal sects, demon sects, and demon cultivators have not yet been born, so they cannot open mountains to accept disciples. After they are born and open mountains to accept disciples, maybe my Wanjianzong disciples will be all over the world!"

"Um?"

Master Wan Jianzong was slightly taken aback.

Soon, he understood the meaning of Jin Sidao's words, reacted, and said happily: "Patriarch, I understand, if the secular world really wants to promote the method of sect inheritance, then... all the practitioners are my Wan Jianzong." disciple!"

"They have practiced Wanjianzong's skills, and they have formed a cause and effect with my Wanjianzong... Even, I think we can join forces with the ordinary forces, open some Wanjianzong strongholds and branches in the ordinary, and send elders, The elder Taishang unifies those who cultivate the inheritance of the Wanjian sect to solve doubts, guide them in their practice, and even provide some resources that are helpful for their practice, this is considered a master-student status..."

"Even though these people have not joined Wanjianzong, in fact...they are my Wanjianzong's disciples!"

Wan Jianzong's head teacher became excited.

Jin Sidao said: "This matter requires a long-term plan, requires Jiang He's nod, and requires the consent of ordinary forces before proceeding. Remember, don't play tricks and mislead Wan Jianzong."

The head teacher of Taixuzong nodded yes.

Jin Sidao waved his hand and said: "You choose the exercises and send them to Jiang He as soon as possible, and prepare another resource, which can be given to the leaders of ordinary forces. Remember, the times have changed now, don't think that we are really superior , superior to others, when troubled times come, many outstanding people will inevitably be born in the common world, if my Wan Jianzong is lucky enough to recruit a few, why worry about not being able to restore the former glory?"

The head teacher of Taixuzong retreated respectfully.

Jin Sidao sat cross-legged in the hall alone, with various calculations flashing through his mind, and finally couldn't help but smile bitterly: "So my Wan Jianzong wants to become bigger and stronger and create greater glory... The key point is still on Jiang He, I heard from Lei Fu that Jiang He seems to be very interested in his Fairy Talisman, and there seem to be several little fairies in my Wanjian Sect who are seven or eight hundred years old, or should I give them to Jiang He for calculation?"

…………

But he said Jiang He.

He fell asleep until he woke up naturally, and it was already noon the next day when he woke up.

I glanced at the time on my phone, it was almost one o'clock, and then I looked at the date on it...

It's already November 24th.

"It's been three months since I traveled through time?"

Jiang He felt a little emotional.

It's been three months...

I am no longer the novice in martial arts and a beginner in immortality, but accidentally...invincible.

"Cough cough."

"It can't be inflated, it can't be inflated. At most, I can refine Qi and body and cross the tribulations. I hold a fairy weapon and can cut through the Mahayana realm. I haven't become a fairy yet. I can't be considered invincible, I can't be considered invincible."

He washed and went downstairs, had lunch, and came to the farm, only to find that the wheat had turned golden yellow, and the wheat was as tall as a person, with thick ears of wheat hanging on it. It looked like a bumper harvest.

And the "Sky Thunder" planted yesterday took root and sprouted, and grew into a small tree, but looking at the growth speed of the small tree, Jiang He reckoned...

It may not be "mature" until tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow.

"Why is the growth cycle so slow?"

Jiang He complained a few words, and then took a look at the "Haotian Mirror", "Enlightenment Pill" he had planted, and the top-quality battle suit with only trouser legs left...the growth is good, but the distance is mature, it should take two days.

"Um?"

Suddenly, Jiang He focused his eyes, looking in the direction where he had planted the "Dao Enlightenment Pill".

Because planting spiritual stones occupied more than half of the farm before, Jiang He planted three "Enlightenment Pills" in the center of the villa yard at the corner of the farm, but at this time, the three "Enlightenment Pills" grew small saplings, which were actually Intertwined with each other, merged into one, and became a tree.

"What are you doing?"

"I was still counting on a variety of two-tree Enlightenment Pills, and enlightenment by taking drugs. How did this become a tree?"

Jiang He was a little speechless.

But there is no other way, we can only wait until the Enlightenment Pill Tree grows up and "flowers and bears fruit".

He called the seven brothers, the second idiot, the third idiot, and the gourd baby, and asked them to harvest wheat, while he walked out of the yard, made a circle in Lei Fu's treasure boat, and then soared into the sky and disappeared into the sky.

Take a trip to the Taixu Sect of Kunlun Mountain, change the moon, and inquire about the chassis of several major demon cultivator holy lands along the way, go to the demon cultivator to borrow two heads of the condensed core realm demon cultivator to provide research for the Super Energy Research Department, and borrow another one. The method of cultivation of plant life.

"Why……"

"I don't know if these holy lands of ancient demon cultivation are easy to talk about, and if they are willing to lend them to me..."

(PS: Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket.)