Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Daoist Lei Fu is famous for Wan Jianzong's violent temper.

He is in the Six Tribulations Realm, and his strength is already strong. In addition, he has an outstanding ability to "refining talismans", so his status in Wan Jianzong is very high. He can also point his nose and spray.

Being told face to face that his cultivation base is weak, his soul is weak, and he is disgusted... If it was normal, Master Lei Fu would have rolled up his sleeves and drawn his sword to do it.

But at this moment, there is no resentment in my heart, but a little... gratified.

Disliked by Jiang He?

It's okay to dislike it!

Otherwise, he was really afraid that Jiang He would give him a "meta-mysterious skill".

The "Yuan Mysterious Technique" is too precious. As far as Master Lei Fu knows, among the major immortal sects, demon sects, and demon cultivator holy places on the earth, only the oldest "Demon Cultivator" of that line has mastered a "Yuan Mysterious Technique" ".

It is said that this technique is very good. As long as you get the breath of the other party's soul, you can use it. Set up a straw man, write your name on it, light a Zhan lantern on the head of the man, and incinerate the calligraphy and seal every day, and pray three times a day. , Waiting for thirty-seven and twenty-one days to worship, the worshiped person will be seduced and die.

As for the specific mystery, it is naturally unknown.

With a turning point in his heart, Taoist Leifu waved his hand and took out the fairy fruit wine from the system backpack, and took out seven talisman papers. With a wave of his hand, the talisman papers fell to the ground and turned into seven women in thin gauze.

These seven women are like real people, all of them are extremely beautiful, with graceful figures and hands. Some women dance lightly, and some women come forward to pour wine for the river, and peel and feed grapes.

Immediately, Jiang He became interested. He pulled a woman's hand up and down, experimented with the feel of the hand, and said in surprise, "It's exactly the same as a real person... Leifu real person, is this also a spell?"

Daoist Lei Fu smiled proudly and said, "This is a fairy talisman modified by Taoist talismans after hard thinking and meditation by the poor. This fairy talisman is extremely difficult to refine. Zhang, the fairies transformed from these seven charms are all as beautiful and charming as if they descended from the earth, they are good at singing and dancing, playing and singing, and they are proficient in everything."

Jiang He nodded, his eyes swept over the fairies transformed by the seven charms, and said, "Women who are proficient in playing, playing and singing are the most likable."

"Reverend Lei Fu, I am very interested in these seven fairy talismans, can you borrow me to study them?"

The smile on Lei Fu's face froze,

For a moment I didn't know how to answer.

Jiang He didn't take it by force, he just smiled and said, "Of course, if Master Lei Fu doesn't want to borrow it, that's fine. I, Jiang, never take away people's love."

"Borrow, I'll borrow!"

Daoist Lei Fu said proudly: "It's just seven fairy talismans. If fellow Daoist Jiang He likes them, feel free to take them."

As he said this, his face was filled with pain. Gritting his teeth, he waved his hand and turned the seven dancing "fairies" back into seven talisman papers. With a push of his hand, the seven talisman papers flew towards rivers.

"Then I'll take it?"

Jiang He said politely, and stuffed the seven talisman papers into his pocket.

As for... borrowing.

Jiang He actually has three understandings of this word, one is borrowed and repaid, the other is borrowed and not repaid, and the other is borrowed and unable to repay... At that time, he has planted the seven talisman papers, and there is no way Return, presumably Lei Fu Daoist will not blame himself, right?

"At worst, I'll return his seven silicone dolls. They're all fake women anyway, and the difference isn't too big."

Jiang He put away the seven "Fairy Talismans" and cut straight to the point, asking, "Master Thunder Talisman, how many kinds of Thunder Talismans can you refine?"

"many kinds of."

Daoist Thunder Talisman did not dare to hide it, and said: "Spells are also divided into grades. After the weak Thunder Talisman is released, it may be difficult to cause damage to the Golden Core Realm, and the powerful Thunder Talisman, once activated, can even kill the Tribulation Realm. A strong man, hurting a strong man in the Mahayana realm, the legendary fairy talisman, even a fairy can be killed."

"Are the spells so powerful? Then, are there any prerequisites for refining the spells? Is it difficult to refine the spells?"

Jiang He humbly asked for advice, while Master Lei Fu always answered his questions. It wasn't that Master Lei Fu was warm-hearted, but that he... Cowardly!

He has lived for more than a thousand years. To be reasonable, there are not many things that scare him in this world, but death is not included. Many young people may rush forward and have the idea of ​​​​"the big deal is death", but the longer they live , this kind of blood will become colder and colder. They cultivate immortality and pursue nothing more than longevity. Who wants to die in such an unclear way?

Seeing that Jiang He was very interested in refining talismans, Master Lei Fu turned his hand and took out a piece of talisman paper, saying: "This is a wind-running talisman, a low-level talisman, and a monk in the Qi refining realm sticks it on his legs. Blessing yourself with a wind force is one of the most simple and easy-to-learn spells, belonging to the entry level."

He took out the talisman paper and the talisman pen, handed them to Jiang He, and said, "Jiang Daoyou is a strong man in the Great Perfection of the Tribulation Realm, and his control power and mana are of high quality. It shouldn't be difficult to make this talisman. You can try to draw a Fengxing talisman once. "

"ah?"

Jiang He hurriedly said: "Master Leifu, I'm rather stupid, I'm afraid I can't draw well, and I don't know the most basic things about refining talismans."

"No problem."

Master Lei Fu smiled and said: "Under normal circumstances, even a Nascent Soul cultivator who has never been involved in refining talismans can easily make this talisman."

Nascent Soul Realm?

I've already reached the Great Consummation of the Tribulation Realm, so I'm still afraid of a fart?

Immediately, Jiang He was full of confidence, and drew a talisman with a brush, but after he started to write, he was stunned...

I rely on!

This popular talisman, what kind of bullshit talisman is painted on it?

Going horizontally and vertically, there is no regular trajectory at all.

Jiang He bit the bullet and drew the talisman. After three minutes of drawing, he finally couldn't draw any more. He slapped the talisman pen on the table and cursed: "I don't want to draw any more. Isn’t the method too complicated? There is a waste of time here, why not create a method of drawing symbols by myself.”

Daoist Lei Fu was furious, he slapped the table and stood up, just about to yell at him, only then remembered that the person facing him was Jiang He and not his disciple, so he forced a smile and said with a smile: "Fellow Daoist Jiang He said so."

In his heart, he was extremely contemptuous.

It's great to brag about you.

The majestic Tribulation Realm is perfect, and I can't even draw a wind-moving talisman, so I can say responsibly...

Your talent in Draw Talisman is completely negative.

"By the way, Master Leifu, what kind of charm can you draw that is the strongest among Leifu?"

Jiang He changed his voice and asked, Master Lei Fu said truthfully: "The most powerful thunder talisman I can make is the Nine Tribulation Talisman. , the production process is extremely difficult. It needs to use the thunder calamity that crosses the calamity realm as the material to make the talisman. The stronger the thunder calamity is, the stronger the Nine Tribulation Talisman will be. If you can pick the ninth heaven calamity, then I will refine it Even if the talisman comes out, even if it is the Great Perfection of Tribulation Realm, I dare not resist it."

"Good guy!"

Jiang He's eyes lit up, and he said, "Nine Tribulation Talismans... I just need such a mighty Thunder Talisman, my real man, why don't you do it now and help me make three to five hundred Nine Tribulation Talismans. I have returned to Wan Jianzong, and I can guarantee that from now on, as long as you Wan Jianzong don't do things that make me feel bad, I will definitely not destroy you Wan Jianzong."

Daoist Lei Fu: "..."

Depend on!

This young man, why do these words make people feel so aggrieved?

You always talk about exterminating the sect, are you trying to scare me to death?

But the point is, what do you mean don't do things that make you feel bad?

There's no limit to this thing.

He smiled wryly and said, "Fellow Daoist Jiang He, to be honest, this Nine Tribulation Talisman... I can't make it."

Seeing Jiang He's complexion darken, the real Leifu hurriedly said: "The most important material for refining the Nine Tribulation Talisman is the Thunder Tribulation, but you also know that those who are strong in the Tribulation Realm can cross the Tribulation, and other Tribulation Realms cannot enter the Jieyun range." Otherwise, it will trigger my own Heavenly Tribulation, so I am unable to capture Heavenly Tribulation at all."

"Can't someone else catch it?"

"He Dao Realm is not strong enough. If you dare to forcibly capture Heavenly Tribulation, you will definitely be struck to death by lightning. Mahayana Realm has been practicing in closed doors all year round. How can you catch Heavenly Tribulation for me? What's more, the power of Heavenly Tribulation is extremely terrifying, even if Mahayana Realm is strong. The ones may not be able to capture it, my Wan Jianzong once had the power of the heavenly tribulation left by the immortal, but it was already consumed by me when I refined the Nine Tribulation Talisman."

Jiang He fell silent.

Is it so difficult to refine the Nine Tribulation Talisman?

He pondered for a moment, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and said: "Master Leifu, how should I capture this catastrophe, and how should I store it? You tell me the method, and I will help you capture it."

Daoist Lei Fu said: "If you want to capture the power of Heavenly Tribulation, first of all, you must forcibly suppress Lei Jie and refine it. Lei Jie is descended from the way of heaven, so it is extremely difficult to refine. After you refine it, Lei Jie will be refined." Once you become docile, you can use a simple magic weapon container to carry it."

"I understand."

Jiang He stood up and walked towards the outside. Daoist Lei Fu asked puzzledly, "Fellow Daoist Jiang He, are you going to..."

"Catch Thunder Tribulation!"

"..."

Daoist Lei Fu was speechless for a while, and said: "Fellow Daoist Jiang He, there is no one to overcome the catastrophe now, where are you going to catch the catastrophe?"

"Who said no one will cross the catastrophe?"

Jiang He glanced at Master Lei Fu with caring eyes, slapped himself on the chest a few times, and said, "Although I have already survived a thunder calamity, as far as I know, cultivating the physical body to the level of transcending the tribulation , will also give birth to a catastrophe, my physical strength is not weak, I should be able to overcome the catastrophe with a little practice."

Daoist Lei Fu was stunned.

flesh...

Not weak?

All right.

The power of Jiang He's energy and blood is formidable and terrifying, at least it has reached the level of Nascent Soul Realm Dzogchen. You must know that immortal cultivators cultivate mana and comprehend the Dao of heaven and earth. Few people take the initiative to exercise their bodies. There are divine channels for body protection. Dharma and magic weapon battle clothes, so the physical body can reach this level, which is already very strong.

Can……

With this body, how can you attract the thunder of heaven?

However, before the thought came to his mind, Daoist Lei Fu was stunned. He looked at Jiang He who was sitting cross-legged on the deck of his big ship so simply and casually, sensing the sudden burst of tyrannical Qi and blood on his body, as well as the tension between the blood and Qi. The rapid increase in power...

I want to scold my mother!

I am Nima!

Is this still a person?

The Body Refining Flow Immortal Technique is extremely difficult to practice, every time you break through, you are constantly breaking your own shackles, how do you say that you have practiced it?

The key is……

Breaking through just after sitting down, is there any reason for this?

(PS: The tire was punctured yesterday, and I replaced the spare tire. The car repairer said that the spare tire cannot be used for a long time, and I have to go back to my hometown the day after tomorrow, so I went to change the tire this afternoon, and I heard that the car ran to 50,000 kilometers. What about the whole car maintenance? It took more than two hours to write the second update. There are still more tonight... Tomorrow, I will strive for the fifth update. After all, it is unreasonable if Dafeng’s push does not explode.)