Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Jin Fulishi, a 33-year-old adult male, is a "prodigal son" and a trait "not looking back".

He is one of the world's five great minds, the "Hai" of the 12 branches of the Hunter Association, the father of the production of the holographic game "Island of Greed", and a senior hunter with merits enough to be promoted to three stars.

He has a high IQ and has made achievements in various fields; he has good looks, even if he is sloppy, he is sunny.

He is strong and talented and has few rivals; he has a lot of money, and he has contracted islands for land reclamation and relics.

Jin likes to run around the world, and keeps his only son at Whale Island, and believes that as long as he is his own cub, even a savage will be able to live well ==

Afterwards, he waved happily for nearly eleven years, as cool as the wind.

This move is called "prodigal son" by acquaintances, "scumbag" by the world, and "winner in life" by netizens.

In short, this man wrote "Jin Fulishi" and pronounced "son of luck".

Approximately equal to the pro-son who is favored by the will of the world, named "Hang Bi" ==

But today, it seems that Huaqijin has been banned by GM.

When the president Nitro smiled meaningfully, when twelve casts came with hesitant eyes, when the vice president Palistron said "You have a daughter, Kim"...

Finally, when a stack of genetic test reports was placed in front of him-Jin Fu Lishi, he really felt the malice from the universe!

No matter how well he rebutted, everyone looked at him with the meaning of "explanation is to cover up", "you are so good", "non-human", and "scumbag".

"I only have one son! I really don't have a daughter!" Jin frantically scratched his head and repeatedly emphasized, "This girl is already 18 years old. Is it possible that I had her when I was 15?"

"It's been October. Could it be that I got married when I was 14? I didn't even know Xiaojie's mother when I was 14!"

Paliston started to get into trouble: "Ah, 14 is a good age, and when you are in love, you can have a romantic relationship."

Jin rolled his eyes and turned against the black: "Don't put your stray waves on me."

Paliston was not annoyed, but just smiled: "I remember there is a special item called a'pregnancy stone'. Both men and women, as long as they carry this stone, they will..."

Jin opened his dead fish eyes and pointed at Yu Xingmi's photo: "Huh? I gave birth? Look at this face, then look at my face. Is this a child that my genes can give birth to?"

Indeed, Jin Nong has big eyebrows, masculine and handsome, although a bit sloppy, but does not hide his tough guy essence.

And Yu Xingmi's appearance is too prominent, and it does not have much resemblance to Jin.

Have to make a similar point, it can only be...have a thick black hair ==

A group of people feared that the world would not be chaotic, and after repeatedly comparing the appearances of Jin and Yu Xingmi, they came to a cruel conclusion——

"Yes, a prodigal son like Jin is not worthy of having such a beautiful girl."

Are you talking human words?

It's a rare opportunity to catch a frantic "fighting", who would still say "human words"! Which of them hasn't been pitted for a few times, and now it happens to have revenge and grievances! How can I miss it!

As a result, the indoor atmosphere is all the way up.

After enough mischief, President Nitro twirled his white beard and smiled and said, "Jin, what are you going to do with this matter?"

"The Hunter Association's test can't go wrong. From a genetic point of view, she is a'Flix' and your daughter."

Jin Qing sighed, feeling a big head: "I'm sure I don't have a daughter, but I also believe in the association's testing. So... in order to find out the truth, I have to take a trip."

"If it's just a misunderstanding, everyone is happy." Jin continued, "If it's not a misunderstanding, I will also take the corresponding responsibility and bring her to her side to raise her up."

However, it is mostly a misunderstanding.

Jin is convinced that although he bears the name of the "prodigal son", he does not act as a prodigal.

As for the detection of the Hunter Association...Tsk, believe in a ghost, 80% of it is a conspiracy of Palistron!

Their vice president is a pervert with squinting eyes, and a veritable messenger. He is handsome and unrestrained, but he can do nothing about personnel.

Since Paliston became the vice president, the number of hunters who have disappeared inexplicably...

To put it bluntly, the character is not good, and the popularity is also very bad.

If Paliston wants to yin him, it really makes sense... After all, his popularity is not that good, and he is especially worried about perverts ==

Jin thought for a moment, and then changed the subject: "By the way, what is this child's current family?"

If you want to conduct a thorough investigation, you have to start with the "family".

"She was adopted by a nun in the small town." Paliston laughed. "It is said that she is an orphan with no father and no mother. Even the tuition fees have to be earned by herself~~"

Everyone cast condemning glances at Jin.

what! What are you looking at? I want to fight!

No way, the gold that can't be cleaned even after jumping into the Yellow River can only roll up and get out, and plan to go to You Kexin to meet this "Daughter of Heaven".

What is the mystery of the "Arachnid Slayer", the threat of the "unknown", the conspiracy of Palistron, the chaos of the current situation...all is not important anymore!

First of all, he wants to redeem his precarious dignity, not much morality left, and his reputation as a mess ==

Is Yu Xingmi the daughter of Kim R&F?

Naturally not.

The new life given to her by the Jinjiang system has nothing to do with Jin Fulishi.

If it weren't for the physical examination to come too suddenly, she was afraid that her genes would not match normal people. As a last resort, I had to take advantage of the Jinjiang system to equip a tube of "hanging force" blood.

Unexpectedly, "hanging force" is the source of trouble ==

Yu Xingmi woke up early the next day.

She yawned and climbed out of the bed, stretched her limbs to the window, squeezed and pushed hard—

There was only a "cack bang", and there seemed to be the sound of cracking nails exploding.

In the next second, the entire window rushed down with strength, scared Yu Xingmi suddenly sober, and hurriedly shot to hold it!

Downstairs, a team of morning joggers passed by safely.

Yu Xingmi let out a sigh of relief.

She lifted the frame of the window and slowly moved it up, then gently put it aside.

It's so risky, it almost caused a human tragedy of falling objects from a high altitude!

She rubbed her goose bumps and entered the bathroom. At the same moment, Ilumi turned over from the bed and fell to the ground lightly.

He came to the window, raised his hand, and rubbed the damage with his fingertips.

After a while, he squatted down to check the window again and found that all the nails he had nailed last night had been scrapped.

Products produced by beating enemies must be fine products.

The windows that the eldest master nailed himself can last three or five years, so how can he belch in one night.

In that case, it can only be...

Ilumi unscrewed a thought nail, looked at the degree of bending, and muttered: "Is it a sequelae of loss of control, or are you stronger again?"

Facts have proved that the answer is not important at all, the important thing is-the young master found that the meat in his basin seemed to be thought of by other dogs ==

At about eight in the morning, Yu Xingmi reported the problem of "the bedroom windows are in disrepair for a long time and hope to replace them as soon as possible", but he waited for the news that "maintenance workers asked for leave to go home".

Thinking about the hotter weather and the surge in mosquitoes and flies, she felt that it was really impossible for her bedroom to be blocked by windows.

Mosquitoes won't bother her, but the rest of the roommates are just ordinary people...

So she called and asked her classmates, hoping that they could help introduce a maintenance worker with good craftsmanship, strong technology, and reasonable fees.

Finally, Quilia recommended her engineering students from Youkexin University.

Quelia said: "The engineering students at Youkexin University have used it. They can change the light bulb, use the toilet, repair the ceiling, and repair the computer. Only you can't think of it, and they can't do it without them."

"As long as you tell him, come to the female dormitory of Yabel University to help repair the windows. Not only does he come hard, he can also charge half or even no charge."

Yu Xingmi: "That's not good, how can you make people work for nothing!"

Quilia hates iron but steel: "No wonder you are single! Can't even this be broken?"

"There are only eight girls in the engineering department of Youkexin University!"

"It doesn't matter whether they charge or not. The key is for them to see the world and experience the feeling of being surrounded by girls."

The veteran driver, Quilia, taught: "When he repaired the window, you handed over a towel and water, and then boasted, "Senior is so amazing", "Senior, you are awesome", "Senior, I invite you to dinner"!"

"Then he can contract the windows of our bedroom for a lifetime."

Yu Xingmi: ...taken it.

Therefore, at about ten o'clock in the morning, Yu Xingmi invited a "maintenance worker".

His name is "Oun", he is a young man with a long body, a handsome face, a gentle voice and a good temperament.

Wearing a T-shirt and five-point denim, the blue and white tones look very clean overall.

Ouen carried the toolbox, and when he saw Yu Xingmi, his eyes lit up: "Are you... Yu Xingmi?"

"Yeah." Yu Xingmi sincerely invited him in, "please come in, our window will ask you, senior!"

Owen smiled gently: "No problem."

Ouen entered and found a sister Leng Yu standing by the window, looking straight at him.

For some reason, the look in his eyes made him tremble, and he always felt a little cold.

"Who is this……"

"Ah, my roommate Lumi." Yu Xingmi smiled. "Lumi, this is the senior who helped repair the windows, Owen."

Ilumi nodded slightly and swept Owen up and down.

Summary: Fighting the five slags, there is no threat, and one round can be lost in seconds.

He ignored the workers who repaired the windows.

Owen's voice was very gentle: "School girl, look, there is a problem with the hinge. We are going to remove it and replace it with a new one. Do you prefer gold or silver?"

Yu Xingmi squatted beside him and thought for a while: "Golden, brighter."

Owen laughed and looked down: "Well, the school girl is as bright as gold!"

Yu Xingmi was taken aback for a while, and then realized after a while, is she being praised for being beautiful?

She was so embarrassed that she stretched out her finger and scratched her cheek, her eyes a little dodging: "Senior is too exaggerated."

Owen said seriously: "I'm telling the truth."

Ilumi:...

The young master's black cat's eyes coldly scratched Owen's back, and then stared at Yu Xing's blushing face.

Oun took the tool, screwed the screw, and said, "Does the school girl have any hobbies?"

Yu Xingmi is very sincere: "Um...make money..."

Owen smiled happily: "This answer is really special, you are so cute!"

Yu Xingmi looked at him much harder.

To tell the truth, a man who can talk and sweet mouth always attracts the opposite sex.

Yu Xingmi is no exception.

Although she had a mediocre initial affection for Owen, after some exchanges, her affection for him rose sharply.

Good-looking, tall, sweet-spoken, and gentle, this configuration is like the male protagonist in a comic.

Yu Xingmi smiled at him sincerely, "Thank you!"

Ilumi:...

For some reason, he felt a little impulsive to work for nothing, and it seemed that it was a good idea to give the maintenance worker a nail.

Immediately afterwards, he saw Yu Xingmi getting up and leaving the window edge, leaving only Oun to pull out the nail slowly.

After all the nails were hard to fix, Owen worked hard to screw one.

The biceps swelled, the muscles swelled up, and the T-shirt was soaked with man’s sweat, which outlined the beautiful curves of the muscles and exuded charming hormones.

The young master was expressionless.

The weak who can't even pull out a nail will only be a maintenance worker all his life... Alright?

He watched Yu Xingmi pouring a glass of water and handed it to Oun: "Senior, thank you for your hard work. Drink some water."

Owen smiled charmingly: "Thank you, you are so kind."

Ilumi:...

As the saying goes, there is harm when there is contrast.

Ilumi remembered the white work he had done for Yu Xingmi, not to mention changing a glass of water, not even saying "Thanks for your hard work".

Owen exhausted all his energy before finally unscrewing a nail.

Yu Xingmi praised: "Senior, you are so amazing. You can repair windows."

Oun let out a foul breath and started to attack the next nail.

Yu Xingmi handed over a pack of wet wipes: "Please wipe off the sweat."

Ilumi:...

The windows that beat the enemy Hakka are often damaged, but the deacons never repaired it for more than three minutes.

He has never seen such an inefficient window repair. It's been half an hour. Hasn't the repairman finished yet?

The young master felt that his "life" was wasted, he was losing money, and he wanted to end this inefficient behavior.

He simply walked to them, squatted beside Yu Xingmi, stretched out his thumb and index finger to lock a pin.

Owen stopped and said: "Please be careful, let me..." right?

With the soft sound of "Keng", Ilumi exerted a slight force, and he unscrewed the long nail that Oun couldn't pull out no matter how hard he tried.

Owen: =口=!

Yu Xingmi:...

The eldest master held the nail and said in a stick-reading tone: "Pulling a nail requires a lot of effort and is very tired."

As he said, he turned his head to look at Yu Xingmi: "Don't I pour water for me?"

Yu Xingmi:...

Sister, I see your mind seems to be filled with water, you don’t need me to pour it==

Owen smiled awkwardly: "Lu...Rumi, right? You have a lot of strength, haha."

The hand that was **** the nail suddenly lost its strength QAQ! His self-esteem has been severely hurt!

Ilumi ignored Owen, but took the window from his hand and began a day-to-day career of beating the enemy off.

He pulled out the nails one by one, with no ups and downs in his tone: "Yu Xingmi, am I good? Know how to repair windows."

Yu Xingmi covered his face with one hand:...

Sister, you are so showy, are you going to have a concert?

Owen's smile gradually disappeared, and his expression slowly became horrified.

He looked up at Lumi’s delicate face, and then looked down at her nimbly pulling out the nail. After repeated comparisons three times, he understood a truth——

This is not a girl, definitely not a girl, this, this is!

King Kong Barbie!

Ilumi drew out the nails, smoothly picked out the golden hinges from Owen's toolbox, and repaired the windows with a jerky but speedy technique.

The young master put the window on the window frame, and while the two of them were dumbfounded, he inserted a row of nails with his bare hands, neatly.

In the end, he turned his head back in idleness, and said to Yu Xingmi: "Would you like to wipe my sweat?"

Yu Xingmi:...

You are using irony, and I am pretending to be stupid. So what the **** did Owen do wrong, why are you hitting him so much?

Owen can't stay any longer, he will always remember the day he ran under the scorching sun carrying a toolbox, that was his lost youth ==

Ilumi leaned against the wall and listened to Yu Xingmi calling Owen.

The general content is summarized as follows: Thank you for your help. I am very sorry just now that I cannot let you do free work. Please let me pay you the wages!

Ilumi:...

Yu Xingmi hung up the phone and saw Rumi when she turned around. She was really dumbfounded: "Miss, do you have any enemies with Oun?"

Ilumi replied: "No."

Yu Xingmi sighed: "Since I don't have enemies, give him a little face and give me a little face."

Ilumi nodded: "Well, your face is as bright as a window."

Yu Xingmi:...

She looked at the dusty glass window that had been stitched for another three years, and she couldn't help falling into a long silence.

Her face is so shabby and crude. Does this mean that she doesn't need to give her face?

Yu Xingmi: "You are too exaggerated!"

Ilumi said seriously: "I'm telling the truth."

Yu Xingmi's face blushed, making her angry!

Achieving the effect he wanted(?), Ilumi looked at Yu Xingmi's blushing face and asked: "Do you usually have any hobbies?"

Yu Xingmi glared at him: "Fuck you!"

Ilumi: "This answer is really special, you are so cute."

Yu Xingmi rolled his eyes much harder.

To tell the truth, a woman like Rumi who can't speak but insists on talking awkwardly, it is difficult to attract same-sex likes!

The single Yilumi stepped on the thunder step by step and added fuel to the fire at the last moment: "You should smile at me and say'thank you'."

The young master said that he would like to have a package with the same treatment as Oun!

Yu Xingmi:...

You can pull it down!

After "cohabiting" in the dormitory for two days, Ilumi obviously felt Yu Xingmi's indifference to him. The specific manifestation is: not calling him to take out the trash, and not having breakfast with him.

Seems to be angry?

Ilumi didn't know what she had done wrong, but felt that the woman was really unreasonable. Until Yu Xingmi bought the airship ticket to Whale Island, but didn't tell him...

Well, this is a sense of crisis that the market is about to collapse and the capital is all lost.

Thinking of Kulolo blacking him out, Hisso is still in the ICU to rescue him. Ilumi, who had no advice from his friends, learned how to surf the Internet without a teacher.

Find the hottest forum in the country, register for a Level 1 cute new trumpet, enter the specific question "What should I do if a woman is angry", and wait for a reply.

The relationship between men and women has always been the source of gossip for people from all walks of life, and the flow is naturally huge. It didn't take long for the heat of hundreds of floors to grow.

Among them, a few answers are very eye-catching.

[Spider on the Cross]: "Hold her, kiss her, coax her, talk love."

Ilumi said he was too exaggerated and eliminated.

[I don’t have a daughter]: "Buy it for her!"

Ilumi said he was not good at it and was eliminated.

[Fei Zhai also want to fall in love]: "Will you die if you say "I'm sorry"? An apology is the least valuable, but when it comes to coaxing a woman, it is the most valuable."

Ilumi:...

valuable? It seems to make sense.

At the same time, the distant Withered Slaughter Mountain.

Mi Ji, the best keyboard man to beat the enemy, left the keyboard with both hands, grabbed the potato chips on the side and put it in his mouth, and also raised the torch of the FFF group: "Unbelievable..."

"Can you find a girlfriend with such a low EQ?"

"Single arrow, right?"

The author has something to say:

PS: Ilumi: Mi Ji, come out and get beaten.

Mi Ji:...

PS: Qi Ya: I will give you a billion, leave my big brother!

Yu Xingmi:? ? ?