Entertainment: The path of superstars from yearning

At this moment, the phone rang again, and Peng Yuchang hurried down to answer it.
“Hey, Thunder Monkey!” came a Cantonese with a rough taste.
Peng Yuchang was stunned for a moment: “Thunder Monkey~!”
Guest: “￥#@%……”
Peng Yuchang: “???”
Guest: “…%￥”
Peng Yuchang immediately handed the phone to Meng Feibai and said, “Brother, you come here…”
Meng Feibai answered the phone and spoke English in loose English with a mutton kebab accent: “Hello, Welcome, Welcome to Mushroom House, May-I-help Oil?”
The guest also spoke loose English: “We-wangt-to…um…something to eat.”
Meng Feibai was a little surprised at the looser English than himself, and then adjusted his status and said, “OK! Say to me-lesten-lesten. You-want-would?”
“Hahaha…” Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang next to him laughed out loud.
The guest said: “Eh…I-want one…Braised again.”
Meng Feibai said to Huang Lei: “Master, braise in soy sauce again.”
Huang Lei nodded and said: “Braised pork is no problem… Bah, braised pork.”
Meng Feibai continued to answer the phone: “OK, that…No-problem.”
The guest said: “I have to introduce a brother, he wants Qiyi bastard fried rice!”
Meng Feibai said: “OK, I’m afraid Lou is not tired, egg fried rice is-very simple, that… how-low are you guys getting here?”
The guest said, “Okay, there will be none for now.”
Meng Feibai said at this time: “Well… I have a question for you, that is… do you resist?”
Guest: “…uh…”
Meng Feibai: “Can I work now?”
Guest: “No, no, no resistance, no resistance.”
Meng Fei smiled and said, “That won’t work. If you don’t resist, what do we invite you to do?”
The guest was confused: “Isn’t this the life I yearn for?”
Meng Feibai said: “The right to interpret belongs to Mushroom House. This is the life we ​​yearn for, not necessarily you.”
guest:”……”
Meng Fei smiled and said: “Okay, come quickly, you can come to work when you come.”
After speaking, he hung up the phone.
“Hahaha… This operation is really good!”
“I’m dying of laughter.”
“That’s awesome, this is another big monster in Mushroom House.”
…
“Who is it?” Linghua asked with a confused face.
Meng Fei smiled and said, “I didn’t really hear it, I just teased him, two people.”
After everyone visited the mushroom house, they went to the yard and sat in the gazebo to drink tea.
“Does this need to be washed?” After sitting down for a few minutes, Zeng Yi started looking for work.
Meng Fei smiled for nothing.He said with a smile, “Brother Zeng Yi, you don’t need to take the job so quickly.”
Zeng Yi said: “It’s okay, I’m the kind who can’t sit still, and I feel uncomfortable when I don’t move my hands.”
Meng Feibai joked: “Mr. Wang, if there are more guests like this in the future, it’s best to come with seven or eight to turn over the land and plant the seedlings.”
Huang Lei immediately said: “You want to exhaust me? I cook meals for seven or eight people by myself, plus the five of us.”
Meng Fei spread out his hands in vain and said, “Someone must plant this seedling, right?”
Huang Lei said: “Just this afternoon, you, Peng Peng and Zeng Yi will turn over the ground, and tomorrow we will plant the seedlings.”
Meng Feibai said: “Then why don’t we switch? I cook, and you plant rice.”
Huang Lei said unhappily: “You don’t come here, I guess you’re not that stupid. You’re almost fifty years old and you’re still planting rice seedlings.”
Meng Feibai looked at the sky and cried, “Ah~! Sister Li, master bullied me, Duo Duo, your father bullied me, err…”
Huang Lei scolded directly: “Okay, how about the mourning? Can you stop for a while?”
“Hahaha, I’m a little bit skeptical about CP.”
“Meng Feibai is really too stalking, and he deserves the title of yearning for the king of stalking.”
“Everyone, I’m sorry, I’m going to become a fan too.”
…
“Are you here?” He Jiong heard the sound of the suitcase sliding on the ground at this moment, and turned to look over.
“Who is it? Brother Chopsticks, my God.” Meng Feibai said in surprise, “The two kings of square dance have gathered together this time.”
I saw Xiao Yang and Wang Taili walking towards the mushroom house very coolly with the magic mirror.
Meng Feibai shouted loudly: “It’s like Sha Matt in the 1980s.”
Xiao Yang shouted: “You are talking nonsense, you have no taste.”
“Welcome~!” After the two entered, everyone greeted them enthusiastically.
Huang Lei sighed, “It’s very lively now.”
ps: Happy New Year’s Day to all readers’ fathers, here comes the belated fifth chapter. .

At this moment, the phone rang again, and Peng Yuchang hurried down to answer it.
“Hey, Thunder Monkey!” came a Cantonese with a rough taste.
Peng Yuchang was stunned for a moment: “Thunder Monkey~!”
Guest: “￥#@%……”
Peng Yuchang: “???”
Guest: “…%￥”
Peng Yuchang immediately handed the phone to Meng Feibai and said, “Brother, you come here…”
Meng Feibai answered the phone and spoke English in loose English with a mutton kebab accent: “Hello, Welcome, Welcome to Mushroom House, May-I-help Oil?”
The guest also spoke loose English: “We-wangt-to…um…something to eat.”
Meng Feibai was a little surprised at the looser English than himself, and then adjusted his status and said, “OK! Say to me-lesten-lesten. You-want-would?”
“Hahaha…” Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang next to him laughed out loud.
The guest said: “Eh…I-want one…Braised again.”
Meng Feibai said to Huang Lei: “Master, braise in soy sauce again.”
Huang Lei nodded and said: “Braised pork is no problem… Bah, braised pork.”
Meng Feibai continued to answer the phone: “OK, that…No-problem.”
The guest said: “I have to introduce a brother, he wants Qiyi bastard fried rice!”
Meng Feibai said: “OK, I’m afraid Lou is not tired, egg fried rice is-very simple, that… how-low are you guys getting here?”
The guest said, “Okay, there will be none for now.”
Meng Feibai said at this time: “Well… I have a question for you, that is… do you resist?”
Guest: “…uh…”
Meng Feibai: “Can I work now?”
Guest: “No, no, no resistance, no resistance.”
Meng Fei smiled and said, “That won’t work. If you don’t resist, what do we invite you to do?”
The guest was confused: “Isn’t this the life I yearn for?”
Meng Feibai said: “The right to interpret belongs to Mushroom House. This is the life we ​​yearn for, not necessarily you.”
guest:”……”
Meng Fei smiled and said: “Okay, come quickly, you can come to work when you come.”
After speaking, he hung up the phone.
“Hahaha… This operation is really good!”
“I’m dying of laughter.”
“That’s awesome, this is another big monster in Mushroom House.”
…
“Who is it?” Linghua asked with a confused face.
Meng Fei smiled and said, “I didn’t really hear it, I just teased him, two people.”
After everyone visited the mushroom house, they went to the yard and sat in the gazebo to drink tea.
“Does this need to be washed?” After sitting down for a few minutes, Zeng Yi started looking for work.
Meng Fei smiled for nothing.He said with a smile, “Brother Zeng Yi, you don’t need to take the job so quickly.”
Zeng Yi said: “It’s okay, I’m the kind who can’t sit still, and I feel uncomfortable when I don’t move my hands.”
Meng Feibai joked: “Mr. Wang, if there are more guests like this in the future, it’s best to come with seven or eight to turn over the land and plant the seedlings.”
Huang Lei immediately said: “You want to exhaust me? I cook meals for seven or eight people by myself, plus the five of us.”
Meng Fei spread out his hands in vain and said, “Someone must plant this seedling, right?”
Huang Lei said: “Just this afternoon, you, Peng Peng and Zeng Yi will turn over the ground, and tomorrow we will plant the seedlings.”
Meng Feibai said: “Then why don’t we switch? I cook, and you plant rice.”
Huang Lei said unhappily: “You don’t come here, I guess you’re not that stupid. You’re almost fifty years old and you’re still planting rice seedlings.”
Meng Feibai looked at the sky and cried, “Ah~! Sister Li, master bullied me, Duo Duo, your father bullied me, err…”
Huang Lei scolded directly: “Okay, how about the mourning? Can you stop for a while?”
“Hahaha, I’m a little bit skeptical about CP.”
“Meng Feibai is really too stalking, and he deserves the title of yearning for the king of stalking.”
“Everyone, I’m sorry, I’m going to become a fan too.”
…
“Are you here?” He Jiong heard the sound of the suitcase sliding on the ground at this moment, and turned to look over.
“Who is it? Brother Chopsticks, my God.” Meng Feibai said in surprise, “The two kings of square dance have gathered together this time.”
I saw Xiao Yang and Wang Taili walking towards the mushroom house very coolly with the magic mirror.
Meng Feibai shouted loudly: “It’s like Sha Matt in the 1980s.”
Xiao Yang shouted: “You are talking nonsense, you have no taste.”
“Welcome~!” After the two entered, everyone greeted them enthusiastically.
Huang Lei sighed, “It’s very lively now.”
ps: Happy New Year’s Day to all readers’ fathers, here comes the belated fifth chapter. .