“Hahahahaha,”
Wu Zong clapped his hands and laughed when he heard Huang Bo’s ‘tragic’ experience.
“Hey, do you still have any sympathy?” Huang Bo said with an expression of ‘annoyance’: “If you can’t do it, just spend more with me, and I’ll be able to leave work early.”
“Okay, okay, I really came here today to buy groceries,”
Wu Zong wiped the tears from his laughter, he never expected that such a shrewd brother Bo would also be tricked one day.
“How much sales do you need to get off work today?”
“These,” Huang Bo pointed to the stall full of all kinds of dishes: “You can get off work after you buy them all.”
Damn it!
Wu Zong sighed inwardly.
This is a bit difficult for a strong man.
After thinking for a while in his heart, Wu Zong rolled his eyes and walked into the booth.
“In this way, there are too many vegetables. It’s definitely unrealistic for you to expect me to pack Yuan’er. I’ll help you. Can we sell them together?”
“Come on! Come on!”
Huang Bo has a great sense of variety, so he naturally agreed to Wu Zong’s request for help.
Originally, many people outside recognized Huang Bo, but as Wu Zong took off his hat, more people noticed the two, and some people recognized Wu Zong.
“Hey, hey, I’m going, it’s Wu Zong. ’
‘He also came to record the show? ’
‘No, I think it’s more like a chance encounter when I came to buy groceries. ’
‘Oh yes, Jiaxing is not near here, it seems that the meaning is true. ’
‘Hey, hey, look, Wu Zong went in, as if he wanted to help Huang Bo sell vegetables! ’
‘…’
People are talking, Someone took out their phone and took a picture.
The two people in the vegetable stall discussed.
“In this way, Brother Bo, it must be slow for us to sell like this. I will ask you if you want to leave work early.”
“Nonsense, that’s for sure. I came here in the morning and haven’t eaten a single bite. I’m starving to death.”
“Let’s be creative. You must be slow to stand here and sell.”
“Then what do you mean?”
“Let’s show some talent. Do you ask the director team for a foul?”
“We don’t care about the director team,” Huang Bo waved his hand indifferently: “It’s fine if you can bring in people to buy food.”
“Okay, Brother Bo, you can play the guitar, right?”
“meeting.”
“Let’s borrow a guitar first.”
Having said that, Wu Zong waved to the crowd of onlookers who gradually gathered at the scene.
“Friends, now my brother and I are in trouble!”
As soon as this joke came out, everyone laughed heartily.
“Our task today is to sell out all the vegetables, so that since everyone buys vegetables, they are all food and clothing parents, and they have nothing to repay everyone, so I will perform a small imitation show for everyone, and I hope everyone has money. Those who don’t have the money to support the money, and those who don’t have the money to support the individual!”
“it is good–”
“one comes!”
The audience was booing and applauding one after another, looking like they were watching the excitement.
“Do your friends have guitars, give us one, and borrow it?”
Saying that, a young man really squeezed out of the crowd and handed over the guitar that was on his back.
“Brother Zong, I’m your fan!”
The young man was not very old, he looked in his twenties with excitement on his face.
“Brother Bo, I’m your fan too! Can you sign my guitar for me?”
“Small idea!”
Wu Zong took the guitar and thanked him.
Then, he turned around and asked Huang Bo in a low voice, “Brother Bo, do you remember that Teacher Huang has a song?”
“Huang Lei?”
Huang Bo and Huang Lei know each other well, and they have a good relationship in private, so naturally they know it.
“Let’s sing while walking?”
“exactly.”
Wu Zong nodded with a wicked smile.
“But we’re a parody, we can’t sing.”
“Oh!”
Huang Bo knows everything at one point.
“Understood!”
As they spoke, the movements of the two were almost uniform and began to comb their hair.
After a while, the hair of the two of them was combed into a big and middle part – exactly the hairstyle in Huang Lei’s “Singing While Walking”!
‘Pfft—hahahaha—’
‘Hahaha, handsome! ’
“Haha, it’s so interesting that these two…”
The onlookers laughed and clapped their hands when they saw their funny mid-cut hairstyles.
“Cough cough!”
Wu Zong cleared his throat.
“A famous song by Mr. Huang Lei, “Sing While Walking”, is for everyone!”
Speaking, Huang Bo played the guitar, Wu Zong held a cucumber analog microphone, and the two shook their heads and sang.
*I’m used to it, looking south from the wind*
*Across the mountain and across the sea, do you have the eyes that you are waiting for with sadness*
*Slightly sad, suddenly feeling confused and flustered*
*The cold wind hurts his face and makes his eyes wet with tears*
*…*
The two sang together.
Huang Lei’s singing voice is relatively easy to imitate. The two of you are saying a sentence to me, and they are really similar.
Coupled with the exaggerated acting skills and the funny big midpoint, it directly made the audience laugh out loud.
‘Fuck hahahaha…it’s too similar…’
“Hahaha…I can’t stand it…this is too funny…”
‘Quickly record it and send it to the scarf, Mr. Aite Huang! ’
‘Lying ah ha ha ha ha ha ha haful, my tears have come down …’
At the end of the song, the surrounding crowd burst into laughter, and even those with a low point of laughter could not straighten their backs.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Huang Lei!”
Wu Zong bowed deeply to gopro.
However, there was no ‘apology’ on his face, but an uncontrollable smile on his face.
‘it is good–‘
‘another one! ’
‘It sounds good! Sounds great! ’
‘another one! another one! ’.

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