Entertainment of Spring and Autumn

Chapter 12: The World's First Literary Essay

"Hey, have you heard? A beautiful Taoist nun came to Baihuayuan. She claimed to be from Xuantianzong, and her Taoist name was Jinhui..."

"Impossible, how could Xuantianzong disciples come out and sell them?"

"Whether it's true or not, wearing the Taoist robe of the Xuantian Sect, it feels so good to play with. By the way, there is also someone who claims to be Jianjianzong, who says his name is Mu Qianqian... That's really a white dress that wins the snow sword." Ruhong looks very pretty."

"Don't tell me that I'm Mu Jianli's junior sister."

"Whether it is or not, just take it as it is?"

"It makes sense, I must go meet this Qianqian girl for a while, I have long coveted the swordsman of the Swordsmanship Sect."

...

Under Yue Xiaochan's inference, the newly added uniforms of Baihuayuan are not only one or two, but almost all the righteous sects of the Jianghu. Except for the too low-level sects that don't even have uniforms, the righteous sects were shot collectively. Even the nunnery is not spared.

In Baihuayuan, you can play female heroes of all sects, and the news has spread to every corner of the capital in the blink of an eye. At the beginning, Baihuayuan was deserted, but when it was around Haishi, it suddenly became crowded with people, and the threshold was almost bursting.

There were quacks, ordinary businessmen, and even imperial court officials who came to join in the fun. Dozens of girls were in short supply, and countless guests crowded in the lobby, pushing and shoving, almost fighting...

The girls have also practiced, and all of them are very good at acting. That Qianqian girl is really cold and fierce at a glance, and she won't be touched easily. A lot of money was stuffed over, and they barely sat next to each other.

There are also female nuns chanting scriptures in the private room, and Taoist nuns who are watching Daozang, all inclusive, interpreting the spectrum of martial arts.

Hiding on the top of the building and watching the lively scene below, Yue Xiaochan, who directed the farce with one hand, smiled openly, her mouth almost couldn't close. There is this business every day, so Baihuayuan is not making money every day?

After the news spread, I don't know how many people will be pissed off, that would be fun.

At this moment, Yue Xiaochan admired Xue Mu so much that she even felt that it would be okay if he kissed her ear at that moment...Suddenly remembered that Xue Mu recruited Meng Lan to hide in his bamboo building for some reason , the smile on Yue Xiaochan's face suddenly froze, and a very uncomfortable feeling surged in her heart, and she didn't know what it was like.

It stands to reason that it's none of my business if they really hook up... It's impossible for me to fall in love with anyone at this time, it would be good if the disciples of the sect could recruit a think tank... But why do I think more and more The more unhappy it is?

From grinning to fidgeting, Yue Xiaochan walked around a few steps and found an excuse for herself: Meng Lan is one of the people in charge here, and when Qingqing accompanied Master to find the six doors, Meng Lan was the first person in charge. People, how can they hide without knowing why, and become themselves, the young suzerain, watching the situation here? This is not right, she must be replaced!

With a plan in mind, Yue Xiaochan flew towards Xue Mu's bamboo building like flying.

Even under the suppression of the Imperial Army's non-violating formation, Yue Xiaochan, who could only use 50% of her power, still reached her destination in the blink of an eye. The candles were lit on the bamboo building, leisurely, and it looked very warm under the quiet night.

Yue Xiaochan didn't know what she was thinking, so she slowed down, and quietly floated down on the edge of the bamboo building, holding on to the eaves and looking into the window.

A roll of paper was spread out in front of Xue Mu, and he was writing vigorously with a brush in his hand, which seemed to make him look even more handsome... Meng Lan stood gracefully beside him, rubbing the ink quietly. Her pretty face was also a little rosy at the moment, and her watery eyes fell on Xue Mu's face from time to time, and she couldn't tell what it contained, but Yue Xiaochan always felt that she was full of affection.

It's really a picture of peace and harmony, with red sleeves and fragrant husband and wife singing... Yue Xiaochan's uncomfortable feeling grew stronger, and finally she couldn't help but "whoosh" and appeared in front of them.

Xue Mu continued to write without raising his head, as if he was quite used to her sudden appearance. On the other hand, Meng Lan's expression turned serious, and she bowed gracefully: "Young Sect Master."

Yue Xiaochan rolled her eyes around their faces, as if she didn't find anything tricky, she asked out of words, "What are you doing?"

Xue Mu said while writing: "I didn't tell you that this trick may not last long. Even if your master is invincible, you can't stay in power for a while. Besides, maybe the righteous way will turn against the sky and lead to the court to ban it? So This is only a temporary measure, and we still have to take the second step."

"Oh." Yue Xiaochan pretended to be nonchalant and moved closer to him: "What's the second step?"

"Well... Before you went out to pick people's clothes, I asked Meng Lan to take me to the bookstore for a walk. As you said, in addition to the anecdotes and history of the world, there are secrets of big-ticket goods, and even farming, mulberry, mining and metallurgy. There are books like this, but there is no literature."

"Is this related to the second step?" Yue Xiaochan looked down at what he wrote curiously.

Xue Mu stopped writing and glanced at her: "Children better not read."

Yue Xiaochan snorted: "I want to watch."

Xue Mu's brush calligraphy is only at the entry level, only enough to write willow script neatly, and many traditional characters can only be read but not written. But when I picked up the pen to write, I found that there was no pressure to write traditional Chinese characters, and I didn't know if it was another effect of the palm pattern. However, this neat font is considered a good handwriting for this world that does not pay attention to literary talents. At least Meng Lan and Yue Xiaochan both feel very comfortable reading it. The first impressions coincidentally are "Ren Jun is also beautiful." .

Xue Mu wrote a story, according to Xue Mu himself, it is a short story.

He didn't do copywriting, but edited a little gadget by himself according to the actual situation and local conditions. Of course, there are references to various story templates, and he mainly relies on his own writing.

The beginning of the novel is quite normal. It tells about a wandering swordsman who was injured in a fight with others, but was rescued by a kind woman, Qianqian, who took care of him for more than a month in her clothes. For more than a month, the swordsman secretly fell in love with the gentle and kind girl Qianqian.

But he also gradually discovered that the place he was in was not normal, and the outside was often noisy, accompanied by the noise of drinking and men and women making fun of each other.

And Qianqian's voice is sometimes in it, seductive to the bone.

After recovering from his injury and being able to go to the ground, the swordsman quietly went out to take a look, and knew that this was the famous brothel Baihuayuan in the capital, and Miss Qianqian... was the number one here.

Xue Mu, who often writes planning copywriting, is much better than his calligraphy, and a story is written in a lingering way. The swordsman's heart for Qianqian, and the sweet relationship between Qianqian and Qianqian, until finally finding out that his sweetheart is a prostitute, the heartache and hesitation, the pain of not knowing whether to leave, Yue Xiaochan couldn't bear to let go of the scroll.

When Qianqian returned to the room to take care of the swordsman again, the swordsman tried to pull Qianqian to court him. Qianqian unexpectedly refused.

Of course the swordsman was very angry: "You can be with those men, but you want to pretend to be a chaste woman in front of me?"

Qianqian was very sad: "Are you my guest? Do you just want to play with me like those people?"

The swordsman was at a loss for words.

That entangled and painful mentality finally began to mutate one day after Qianqian and the guest entered the room, and the swordsman actually started to spy on the guest and Qianqian's room. Peeping into the intercourse between his sweetheart and others, the tangled and painful feeling, is portrayed by Xue Mu to the fullest.

What is more deeply portrayed is the passionate scene on the bed. Xue Mu has used his super skills of reading 30,000 pornographic books to write this story in a very evocative and incomparable way, mixed with the complicated mentality of the voyeuristic swordsman, the full text Instantly climaxed.

The story only showed its fangs at this moment, it was actually a frivolous piece of obscenity!