Entertaining Children

"Next, members of the red team will punish the blue team by flicking their brains!" the on-site director announced.

"Yo~ Someone is going to have a bag on his head." Cao Bin, Chen Li, Kong Zheng and the others all said with gleeful smiles.

"Xiao Yao, you can't really pop a bag out of a person's head, can you?" He Cheng asked carefully.

"Now you know how to be afraid?" Cao Bin laughed, "I heard that Xiao Yao has been a martial artist since elementary school, and he must have a lot of strength. Whether you can pop a bag or not, it will be enough for you!"

"I don't know, I've never tried to flick someone's forehead with all my strength before!" Xiao Yao smiled, "How about I try it first?"

"Try it first? You can't try it on me?" Ren Bing immediately covered his forehead nervously, "Don't!"

"Don't worry, Xiao Yao will definitely "slap" you when he hits you later!" Wen Zonglang comforted Ren Bing.

Xiao Yao looked back, picked up the marker pen he had used in the first exam on his desk and held it in his hand, then stretched out his right hand, and flicked the pen with all his strength with his middle finger.

"Snapped!"

Xiao Yao looked at the marker pen in his hand with a frightened expression, and quickly put his left hand holding the marker pen behind his back.

"Why are you hiding it? Let me see!" Cao Bin could have heard that something was wrong with the voice just now, but he became even more curious when he saw Xiao Yao's expression, and ran behind Xiao Yao and snatched the marker pen.

"I'll go!" Cao Bin was startled when he saw the marker pen in his hand, and then walked to the main camera, raised the marker pen in his hand to the camera for a close-up close-up, and said with a terrified expression, "horrible!"

"What's wrong?" The others surrounded him curiously.

"Look for yourselves!" Cao Bin showed the marker in his hand to others.

"I'll go! Xiao Yao, are you human!" Everyone else looked at Xiao Yao in horror.

It turned out that there were several cracks on the cylindrical plastic pen of the marker pen, which were actually cracked by Xiao Yao's blow just now.

"That~ the quality of this pen is not good enough, it must be a counterfeit product, I didn't intentionally damage the props of the program group!" Xiao Yao shrank his neck and said.

"Fake and shoddy products? Xiao Yao, are you joking?" Chen Li looked at Xiao Yao and asked.

"It's really a quality problem, not mine, and I won't pay for it!" Xiao Yao said again.

"Haha~" Except for He Cheng, everyone else was amused by Xiao Yao and laughed.

"He Cheng, is your head stronger than this plastic pen body?" Kong Zheng looked at the nervous He Cheng, and raised the marker pen in front of him to provoke him deliberately.

"Well, Xiao Yao~" He Cheng immediately changed his face, walked to Xiao Yao's side with a smile on his face, and pinched his shoulders for him as if to flatter him, "Is it too late for senior brother to apologize to you now? Look at it For the sake of our graduation from the same school, can you show some kindness?"

"Woo~" Some people booed the flattering He Cheng, while others simply rolled their eyes on the spot.

"Okay, the punishment begins!" The on-site director urged again.

Xiao Yao walked up to the group of people who were still standing together, and quickly stretched out his hands to flick the foreheads of Ren Bing and Gao Bo respectively. Although Xiao Yao's movements were fast and he shot at the same time, the strength of the shots was obviously different. The flick of Ren Bing's forehead with his left hand was still "squeaky", while the flick of his right hand on Gao Bo's forehead It is neither light nor heavy.

"Okay," Xiao Yao withdrew his hand and said, "I'm done. Brother Hang and Brother Cheng will be handed over to Brother Bin and Brother Lang. You can divide them yourself."

"Oh~ I still haven't seen this play!" Chen Li sighed.

"Yeah, it's really boring!" Kong Zheng also said with a regretful expression.

"Go! Aren't you a family? Can't you wish me well?" He Cheng said dissatisfiedly to Chen Li and Kong Zheng, "You really want to see a bag on my head?!"

"Didn't you do that yourself?" Chen Lidao, "Look at this pen, Xiao Yao obviously lost his strength when he hit you for the first time, you have to persuade us Yunshan to be cruel to Xiao Yao, He also deliberately provoked Xiao Yao to take the first place, but there is no guarantee that your team will take the last place!"

"That's right!" Kong Zheng also said,

"You're going to be a bitch yourself, why don't you let us have the idea of ​​watching a play!"

"You~" He Cheng was speechless.

"Come on, Cheng'er, I'll "pain" you!" Cao Bin walked towards He Cheng with a sinister smile, and said with a pun.

"Brother Bin, be merciful!" He Cheng immediately changed his face and begged for mercy.

"We have passed the test in language and mathematics. Our first game today is over. The current score is four points for the red team, four points for the yellow team, and one point for the blue team!" After Cao Bin finished playing He Cheng, Wen Zong After Lang played Lu Hang, the on-site director summarized the results of the first game and briefly introduced the next process, "The next part of the game will be held on the playground of this school, and the film crew will go to the venue first. Let’s get ready, set up the machine, take a break, and go to the playground later.”

The on-site director and the main camera crew left first to go to the playground to set up the venue, while several MCs, guests and the film crew who followed the filming stayed in this classroom to rest.

One of the main sponsors of this show is a yogurt brand, which provided a lot of yogurt to the show. Several MCs and guests sat in the classroom drinking yogurt and chatting casually to further communicate and connect with each other.

"Xiao Yao, it's time for lunch after the next game is over. What do you want for lunch later? I'll make reservations for you in advance!" Taking advantage of this gap, Xiao Yao followed the makeup of the part-time assistant in the filming crew. Teacher Xu Jianing came over and asked Xiao Yaodao.

"Don't bother to make a special order." Xiao Yao said with a smile, "The staff of your program group all have work meals, right? I can just eat that! It should be a physical game on the playground in a while, and the physical energy is exhausted. I may have to eat two servings .You just ask the place that delivers your work meals to serve you two extra servings!"

"Are you sure?" Xu Jianing said in surprise, "I can help you order food. The director has told us that our staff eat box lunches!"

"It's okay, just eat box lunch!" Xiao Yao smiled and nodded.

"Are you eating box lunch?" Zhou Yunshan looked at Xiao Yao in surprise and asked.

"Did you eat box lunch when you were filming?" Xiao Yao looked at Zhou Yunshan and said.

"I don't eat boxed lunches every time, sometimes I order special meals, depending on the time." Zhou Yunshan said, "But we are filming a reality show, and we are not in a hurry. There is more than an hour for eating and resting at noon! "

"I'm not picky eaters, as long as I can eat enough!" Xiao Yao smiled, "And I don't really like to bother others!"

"Your staff? Isn't this your personal assistant?" Gao Bo paid attention to another point. After Xiao Yao finished answering Zhou Yunshan, he also asked Xiao Yao curiously.

Cao Bin helped explain: "This is the make-up artist assigned by our program group to Xiao Yao's filming team, who works part-time as Xiao Yao's assistant. Xiao Yao didn't bring his own team this time, so he came alone." Xiao Yao About not bringing an assistant, the MCs of the show knew about it the day Xiao Yao arrived.

Chen Li also continued: "We were planning to assign him a make-up artist and an assistant, but he said that he didn't need the assistant to do much for him, and one person is enough. You didn't realize that the yogurt he drank just now Did you get it from the box yourself?"

"Does this make us look too delicate?" Zhou Yunshan looked at Xiao Yao and said.

"Don't say that!" Xiao Yao shook his head and said, "People's energy is limited, and it's normal for celebrities to bring assistants to help with things! What to eat is also a matter of personal preference. As long as it doesn't delay work, others have no right to comment on it! In fact, I also have The assistant will also let the assistant order meals for me alone, but I didn’t bring it today, and I don’t want to order separately! Don’t compare me, I’m a weirdo, not normal!”

"Heh, this is the first time someone says I'm abnormal!" Gao Bo laughed.

"We've already heard it once." Cao Bin laughed, "Don't worry about it! Xiao Yao is telling the truth. Don't you think we all have assistants with us? Also, whether it's a feature film It’s still a tidbit, and this episode will definitely not appear on TV. We don’t want the audience to compare us with Xiao Yao, this weird guy!”

After everyone chatted for a while, a staff member came to inform everyone to go to the playground to continue filming.

Everyone wore sportswear and sneakers when they came, so they didn’t need to change clothes when they went to the playground. Soon they followed a staff member of the program team to the entrance of the school’s big playground.

"There seem to be a lot of people!" Xiao Yao said listening to the sounds in the playground.

"It should be that some people were found to be the audience." Cao Bin guessed.

Xiao Yao had watched the show of the same name in his previous life, but he didn't know the post-production process. But as far as this program in this world is concerned, the guests and MCs only know a general process and outline before filming, without a detailed script, and many details are not very clear.

"There should be more than a few!" Xiao Yao shook his head and said.

"It's time to enter!" A staff member standing at the entrance of the playground received instructions and gestured to everyone.

"Wow~" Ten people ran into the arena, and there was a huge cheer on the playground.

"There are so many people!" The ten people who entered the playground couldn't help being shocked when they saw the scene in front of them.

It turned out that there were many spectators sitting in a section of the playground. At a glance, it feels like there are at least a thousand people.

"Lu Hang! Lu Hang!"

"Bing Bing! Bing Bing!"

"Xiao Yao! Xiao Yao!"

"Yunshan! Yunshan!"

"Brother Bin! Brother Bin!"

"Big black cow! Big black cow!"

"Gao Bo! Gao Bo!"

After the cheers, the audience in the stands shouted out individual MCs and guests. In the audience, there were those who shouted their names and nicknames. Almost everyone had their own voices, but among them, the voices of "Lu Hang", "Ren Bing" and "Xiao Yao" seemed to be the loudest.

Xiao Yao noticed that the main camera of the program group and the staff were located in the open space on the side near the rostrum, while the stands on the scene were still some distance away from their shooting location.

"Brother Bin, they are so enthusiastic, should we run over and say hello to them?" Xiao Yao, who was waving his hands to the audience in the stands, ran to Cao Bin and suggested.

The audience in the stands just sat in their seats or stood up and shouted to them after seeing them enter the arena. No one ran down the stands. Obviously, they were ordered by the program crew not to approach them casually to affect the shooting. Since the audience can't just come here, Xiao Yao wants them to go there.

"Good idea!" Cao Bin gestured to the on-site director. The on-site director was stunned for a moment, and then nodded quickly.

"Everyone follow me to say hello to the audience!" Cao Bin turned his head and said to the others.

"Okay!" Naturally, everyone had no objection and followed Cao Bin to the stands.

Seeing ten people running over, the shouts of the overjoyed audience in the stands immediately became several decibels louder!

Cao Bin led nine people from the side of the stands where the spectators were sitting to the track and field track in front of them, facing the spectators in the stands sideways, and jogging in small steps while waving. The ten people slowly ran to the middle of the stands, and then stopped under the leadership of Cao Bin, and stood in a row facing the audience in the stands.

"How are you?" Cao Bin took a step forward and hissed to the audience.

After shouting, Cao Bin immediately put his hands next to his ears, assuming a listening posture.

The other nine people who were smiling and raised their hands to the stands waved hello also put their hands to their ears like Cao Bin.

"Okay~"

"Ah~"

The audience cheered loudly again.

"Thank you! Thank you everyone!"

Cao Bin nodded in satisfaction, and then led everyone to bow to the audience in the stands to express their gratitude.

"Oh~" The cheers in the stands grew louder.

After getting up, Cao Bin led the nine people and ran to the other side of the stand while waving. After five or six minutes, ten people ran the 100-meter straight track from the audience in the stands.

"Brother Bin, let's take them to play Mexican wave again!" When Cao Bin was about to take everyone back to the on-site director's side, Xiao Yao held Cao Bin back and suggested.

Xiao Yao found that when they ran all the way just now, some audience stood up excitedly when they approached, and then left when they moved away. They already felt a little like a wave of people, but because there was no unified command, they seemed very scattered. It doesn't look too obvious, and the visual effect is not very good, so another idea came up.

"You have so many ideas!" Cao Bin laughed, "I have no experience in this matter, and it's not easy to command if so many people go together. Since you suggested it, then you go do it!"

Xiao Yao turned to look at the others.

"Go!" The others also nodded.

"Okay!" Seeing everyone nodding, Xiao Yao quickly ran to the middle position on the track under the stands without making a fuss.

"Cameraman!" Cao Bin shouted to the cameraman, pointing to Xiao Yao.

When Cao Bin and others ran over to say hello, the on-site director also asked several film crews to come over and divide the work. Now Xiao Yao ran alone to direct the audience to play human waves, and Cao Bin also signaled to several cameramen with the filming crew to take key shots of Xiao Yao and the audience in the stands over there.

"Understood!" Several of their cameramen worked in a division of labor, some followed Cao Bin and the others at close range, and some took mid-range shots of the stands and long-range shots of the whole stand at medium and long distances. The cameraman who took the close-up also heard Xiao Yao’s suggestion to Cao Bin to take the audience to play Mexican waves. Seeing Cao Bin’s signal, he immediately made a few gestures with the cameraman in the distance, signaling to continue shooting the middle and long-range shots of the stands. He carried the camera and ran towards Xiao Yao.

"Wow~"

"Xiao Yao! Xiao Yao!"

Seeing Xiao Yao running back, the audience in the stands cheered again.