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Too bad indeed!

Calculated according to the probability of 50%, eight people should get three or four cards. It can only be said that this group of people is not good in character.

Director Yan was so happy that he was overwhelmed with joy: "Ha ha ha ah uh...I feel sad for you."

Deng Chao angrily: "Your mouth is cracked to the back of your head, sad hammer!"

Director Yan: "Sad to laugh out loud, oh! Cut this paragraph, let's continue. That... two tickets! So... aren't you eight? Play a game and see who gets the two tickets."

Luhani: "Good!"

Chen Chichi gave him a punch: "What's so great? Why do we fight for you with the tickets that Tie Zhu and I got based on our ability? Director?"

Director Yan: "Since everyone agrees, let's talk about the rules of the game..."

Chen Chichi: "Where does everyone agree?"

Soon Director Yan finished talking about the rules, and no one cared about Chen Chichi's opinions. Among the passengers in the car, each guest found their fellow villagers, and brought them to the dining car for a wrist-wrestling competition. The winner of the event can get a soft sleeper ticket.

Deng Chao: "Wear off? This game is a bit too brainstorming, right?"

Director Yan smiled: "Wrestling and brain-burning?"

Deng Chao was serious: "It's already overturned now. Physical activity is more brain-burning than mental activity."

Director Yan: "Then you abstain."

Deng Chao: "That's not necessary, anyway, it's someone else who is breaking the wrist, not me."

When he said that, he left, and everyone dispersed in a rush.

Chen Chichi kept an awkward smile on his face: "Is it so sloppy? Does anyone listen to my opinion? Tie Zhu, do you think what I said is reasonable?"

Li Tiezhu said sincerely: "It's reasonable, but the planning ability of the program group has bottomed out. If you don't play some games, you can't hold it. Let's go."

Chen Chichi looked down at Yan Dao and left helplessly.

Yan director stopped Li Tiezhu: "I want to ask you about something."

Li Tiezhu wondered: "Why use such an advanced vocabulary as asking for instructions?"

Director Yan: "That's... you're right. The show crew is already out of skill. You have a good head, so you can help you think about any good ideas. After all, you spend most of your time in the car, and it feels like nothing fun."

Li Tiezhu scratched his head, why did my head work better? You are afraid that you have misunderstood me.

"I have no idea."

Dao Yan breathed a sigh of relief. If you have no idea, we have. He said: "Then we have an immature suggestion..."

Li Tiezhu: "Don't tell me if you are immature?"

Director Yan: "Uh... I still have to say, that the program team is going to temporarily add a special task to you. Only you have a special task in this issue!"

Li Tiezhu: "Only I have it?"

Director Yan: "Well! The program team values ​​you, so..."

Li Tiezhu: "Isn't it the only one who has a special task in every issue?"

Yan Director: "..."

Then, he began to look around to see who had revealed the secret.

Li Tiezhu: "Don't look at it, I guessed it. I paid special attention to the last issue. The three of them laughed when they got the task. Obviously they got my task card. Therefore, every four task cards are It's the same. Right?"

Director Yan: "Uh...Tie Zhu, don't be angry about this, there is something wrong with the program group..."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm not angry! It's fun, as long as the effect of the show is good."

Director Yan was a little moved: "Ah? Then you guessed it, why did you cooperate so well in the last issue? I was bullied by Chen Chichi."

Li Tiezhu said, “It’s okay. I deliberately asked them who lost and what the punishment was on the plane. Didn’t I also force Chen Chichi to eat instant noodles for a day? No loss! My punishment is to write songs, that’s right. For me, it’s easier than doing homework. Nothing!"

Yan Dao is speechless, is Li Tiezhu so dark?

Li Tiezhu used to be stupid, and his intelligence of 87 was really confused, but now it is 99, almost no different from a normal person. How could it be that bad? Li Tiezhu has been suspicious since Zhongxian, and finally confirmed in Shuangqing that he was "targeted", and he continued to pretend to be an idiot Chen Chichi.

When the show reached here, the barrage was also amazed:

"My God, is Zheng Jing already so smart?"

"Tie Zhu has a really good character."

"The program group is full of malice, how could Tie Zhu not feel it?"

"Those three are too fake. Sooner or later it will be a matter of wearing a gang."

"Especially Chen Chichi, I don't even bother to act."

"Is Tie Zhu really a fool? Is anyone who can write so many good songs a fool?"

"I thought that serious brother would be angry."

"Song writing is easier than doing homework... it's really offended."

"The same offended."

"Li Tiezhu has no sense of variety."

"A group of people play Tie Zhu as a fool. I didn't expect the fool to be myself in the end, hahaha!"

Director Yan was stunned, and then said: "That's right, our secret task for you is to get two of the guests out of the car."

Li Tiezhu: "Get out of the car? Who is responsible for falling to death?"

Call barrage crazy:

"Who is the one who falls to death."

"Is Tie Zhu going to throw people down?"

"This brain circuit, no wonder I was born with Song Zhuer."

"Director Yan made it clear, otherwise Li Tiezhu would really dare to do it."

"I'm laughing so hard!"

"In the middle of the night, I laughed out of a pig cry and was kicked out of bed."

Director Yan also scratched his head: "I mean, you persuade the two guests to get off the train at the stop, do you understand?"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Can't you just throw it down? Then what rewards do I have for winning?"

Director Yan: "Huh? You want to reward?"

Li Tiezhu: "Otherwise? I want to eat! There is no next issue, so there is no punishment. What am I afraid of? Of course I want to reward."

Director Yan frowned and thought hard: "I really didn't expect this, I even have to reward..."

"Then you think now."

Li Tiezhu was not in a hurry, and sat down to drink tea.

This time is the real secret mission!

Director Yan communicated with the planner, and came over again: "One hundred thousand! If you win, we will inject one hundred thousand yuan into the Atiao Fund."

Li Tiezhu got up and left: "Deal!"

After walking two carriages, Li Tiezhu did not find his fellow Xichuan. When he arrived in the third carriage, a group of Tibetan boys were singing.

Wang Tie walked over and asked, "Are these elder brothers from the Northeast?"

The dark-skinned Tibetan guy copied the words of Xichuan, "Hey! You just laughed, do you think the clothes I wear resemble you from the Northeast?"

Wang Tie joked and waved away: "I think you look like you."

When Li Tiezhu came over and wanted to say hello, he was slapped on the shoulder suddenly, and a group of Tibetan boys clamored:

"It's Li Tiezhu!"

"Listen to something else, do you pee upside down?"

"Ms. Li sit down."

"thanks."

Li Tiezhu is a little confused, what's the situation? Chao Ge Luhani and they all passed by here, and didn't they see this battle? Could it be that I am more popular than them?

After some exchanges, Li Tiezhu figured out that they were from Nishikawa Kangzang. Almost all knew the song "A Diao" written by Li Tiezhu. Many people in Kangzang were grateful to Li Tiezhu, so everyone was particularly enthusiastic about him.

Then, Li Tiezhu was flattered by them and stuffed all kinds of delicious food, and the Tibetans are outrageous.

"Where did you come from?"

"We are studying in Chang'an. This is a pilgrimage to Logbrada Palace."

"That's great."

"It's the wish of the elderly in the family. They can't walk anymore. We will go for them."

"Before, my grandma and the others walked from Kangzang to Luo. They had 100,000 long heads and walked for more than half a year, rain or shine."

"But now there is a railway, it will be convenient to take the elderly there in the future."

The lads are very talkative. Li Tiezhu was infected by them. The more he discovered the meaning of this railway to the Tibetans, in addition to the material meaning, there is also a spiritual meaning, a real way to heaven.

After that, Li Tiezhu took one of the strongest guys to the dining car race: "What's your name?"

The young man began to be a little shy: "Eastern Zhou will let him."

After arriving at the dining car, Chen Chichi stared at Li Tiezhu again: "Tie Zhu, how did you find a local person? Did you keep it in your hometown?"

Li Tiezhu: "This is Zerang from Dongzhou, and Tibetan from Xichuan Kang, do you think I am a fellow?"

Chen Chichi hasn't spoken yet,

In the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, let’s say: "We are a family in Sichuan and Tibet."

Chen Chichi: "What you said...I can't refute it at all."

Then, everyone introduces their own people.

Deng Chao brought the Three Musketeers: "The characteristic of the three of them is that they didn't bring their daughter-in-law out to play. They were as sloppy as our Siha, and they just left."

A swordsman: "Tickets bought at 3:06, separated at 3:21. I brought my ID card and mobile phone."

Deng Chao: "So temporary?"

Chen Chichi: "It's good to travel as you go."

Luhani: "It's just a little useless washboard."

A group of people looked at Luhani in a daze.

Luhani realized afterwards and covered his mouth: "I didn't say anything."

Chen Chichi: "Obviously, I am a traffic idol, what are they all mixed up? Some things are said too natural, which makes people feel distressed."

Luhani lay on Li Tiezhu's shoulder and smiled: "Brother Zhu! I can't go back..."

Soon, the wrist-wrestling competition began.

In the confrontation between Li Tiezhu and Chen Yi, Dong Zhou allowed the second to win, but eventually fell in front of Chen Ming's two heroines.

After it was over, Dong Zhou still quietly said to Li Tiezhu: "I'm afraid that if I win them, they will cry."

Li Tiezhu said, "This is a good excuse."

This game is also sloppy, anyway, Chen Ming and Luhani won sleeper tickets in the end.

Then, Deng Chao and Chen Ming took their own humiliation and challenged the heroine. They were killed by the blue girl in a second, shocking everyone.

Chen Chichi began to play swords again: "Two soft sleeping tickets are too few, it seems that the program group is very picky."

Director Yan: "I used to search for the search, there are not two title sponsors."

Chen Chichi: "Huh? Is it so honest?"

Deng Chao: "It's true that the two are still too few. Come on."

Director Yan also has no ethics: "Give us the remaining necklaces from Yiwu, and give you two at a discount."

Chen Chichi: "Four."

Deng Chao: "Five."

Chen Ming: "Six of us, eight of us, all happened to sleep softly."

Luhani: "Yes! Let's sleep together."

Chen Chichi: "Our brothers work together to sleep together!"

Yan Director: "Give up to four. How about? Would you like it?"

Chen Chichi: "That won't work, we will cry, we will cry!"

Director Yan: "Then don't give it, forget it."

Chen Chichi counseled: "Huh?"

Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "If you listen to the program group, four will be four."

Li Tiezhu: "Couldn't four be too much?"

Luhani said: "Pillar! What are you talking about? Which one do you have?"

Li Tiezhu: "Then we have six soft sleepers? In this case...it's no different from collective soft sleepers."

Luhani didn't understand.

Li Tiezhu is counting, get two and get off the bus, and all of them will be soft sleepers. The show crew is still not ruthless enough!

Next comes another round of games, which is also quite interesting.

In the end, Luhani and Li Tiezhu didn't grab the sleeper tickets and went to the hard seat.

Because Deng Chao and others went to the soft sleeper, Luhani and Li Tiezhu occupied the position of seven or eight people, and they were also extremely spacious.

Li Tiezhu said: "These three seats are directly used as soft sleepers."

Luhani: "Also! The air is okay. Chen Chichi keeps passing farts when he reacts high, in the soft sleeper box, hahaha..."

In everything in the picture, Deng Chao was holding his nose, Chen Ming couldn't laugh or cry, and Chen Chichi's fart was as continuous as snoring.

Li Tiezhu took out his tablet and continued to write songs.

Luhani looked at the scenery outside and said, "Tie Zhu, help me write a song when I have time. I feel like I'm going to give up..."

Li Tiezhu: "What's wrong?"

Luhani sighed: "The pay was over 100 million, and the box office hit the streets. I was scolded for acting, and I really didn't have any acting skills. Both said that I have no talent for acting, but I still have a chance if I study hard. Sing, it's all old songs. , The company’s resources are gradually decreasing, saying that I’m very popular. Variety shows are okay. Brother Chao and Brother Chi Chi take good care of me..."

Li Tiezhu: "It's not miserable."

Luhanillo was sad: "This is Versailles, don't you hear it?"

Li Tiezhu: "I didn't hear it. I think I'm even worse. An album hits No. 1 on the hot sales chart and can't make it. Hey, I feel a bit bullying Mr. Wang Feng and disrespecting the old predecessors. I heard that the album has been bought for more than 100 million. "

Luhani did not hold back: "Hahaha, you Versailles is too low-level!"

At this time, a girl blushed and ran over: "Hello Luhani, I used to be a fan of yours, can I take a photo?"

Luhani: "Huh? I used to be a fan? When did I show up? When I announced with Shuangshuangguan?"

The girl shook her head: "When Li Tiezhu got red."

Luhani: "It turns out that the enemy is across from me! Why are you embarrassed to come and take a photo with me?"

Girl: "Oh, then I'll take a photo with Tie Zhu, and I want to take a photo with you by the way..."

Luhani: "Am I just passing by?"

After the group photo, the girl gave them a pack of chicken feet with pickled peppers, and she also praised that Luhani became more cute after she got fat.

Luhani: "After I get fat, will you still fan me?"

The girl shook her head decisively: "No, I am a member of a serious gang now."

Luhani said sourly: "It's not serious when you hear it."

Sister: "Who chasing stars for serious people?"

Luhani: "...No, Tie Zhu. Your fans are all turned crooked by you, and they are infinitely sturdy!"

Li Tiezhu: "We are just not hypocritical."

The girl is gone.

Luhani and Li Tiezhu began to eat chicken feet, and Luhani was so hot and sweaty. Li Tiezhu began to encourage Luhani to get out of the car, and the secret mission started.

"Tie Zhu, you are optimistic about a lot of sheep."

"Well, this sheep is delicious at first glance."

"Yeah, Shinzo is so beautiful! If it weren't for my fear of heights, it wouldn't be the first time to come."

"Beautiful? Do you want to go down and take a look?"

"Of course it's good, but it's probably no chance to record the program this time."

"There are still opportunities. Haniguo, I can write a song for you, and I have one now. But if I write a song for you, how can you give me back?"

"Um... for the money? Not enough! The song you wrote must be very good. Or, I will take you to a concert?"

Luhani is really greedy for new songs, especially after listening to Li Tiezhu's album "Seventeen Years Old". More than a dozen songs, the standard is high, people in the industry are amazed, it is not a title song or two, it is all the title song.

For ordinary singers, the songs from the "Seventeen" album can be split into five or six albums, and the quality is still very high.

Therefore, there are so many celebrities who have invited Li Tiezhu to sing, and they are all queuing up.

Li Tiezhu sneered, stiffly: "Round-faced fat deer! You say it as if someone can't afford a concert. Penguin is already preparing. After graduating from high school, I started a national tour in twelve cities. "

Luhani was taken aback for a moment: "I'll go! It's more fierce than me! Then... I'll take you to act?"

"Brother Shan Zheng will act in a movie next year. It seems to be called "The God of Medicine". Let me play an important supporting role."

"Uncle's! Brother seems to be unable to help you much anymore."

"A cup of Erguotou, oh, tears are streaming down my eyes, and the ugliness of life is pure, oh, heroes don’t look back..."

"What what? New song?"

"I am going to give it to you, but Haniguo doesn't seem to want this song very much."

"I want what I want! Just tell me what I want."

"get off."

"what?"

"Find a stop, get off the bus, and take a trip that just walks away."

See Li Tiezhu.

Luhani was shocked: "Is it so big? The show crew won't allow it!"

Li Tiezhu turned his head to look towards Yan Dao.

Director Yan nodded directly: "No! The program team allows it. Our program is so sloppy."

Luhani smiled: "You pretend to think about it anyway, this...decisively, I suspect that you have premeditated."

Director Yan stopped speaking.

Luhani looked at the prairie and snow-capped mountains outside, UU read www.uukanshu.com and looked at Li Tiezhu again, a little hesitant.

Li Tiezhu was holding the tablet to compose the music, and it was played in a short while. It was a demo of "Counting You Ruthless", although there were only two sentences. This is what Li Tiezhu heard when listening to the song. He only composes such a little bit to seduce Luhani, and he agreed to buy it again, otherwise his IQ would be wasted.

Finally, Luhani said: "Tomorrow? You get off the bus with me tomorrow, okay? Let's pick a station with a nice view."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "OK! Program crew, my secret mission is complete!"

Luhani: "Huh? It's really premeditated!"

Yan Dao was stunned: "Do I really think that there is this operation, do I count it myself?"

Li Tiezhu: "Follow hastily."

Director Yan: "Then there is nothing wrong. After the section list is finished, one hundred thousand will be credited to the Atiao Fund's account."

After a while, Wang Tie came to visit the two brothers in the hard seat, but he heard the two singing very hilariously.

I won't stay if you go

The love that stays strong won't last too long

Intolerant of loneliness

Don't think that underground romance is tight

Wang Tie was stunned at the time: "Didn't Tie Zhu say writing "The Road of Heaven"? This song doesn't sound like it? Don't tell me that I wrote it just now!"

Luhani laughed: "Hahaha! Sounds good? Tie Zhu just wrote me a new song, and I will release a single when I return. The chorus and arrangement are almost the same. Tie Zhu and I are filling in the rap part of the lyrics, come on together."

Wang Tie sat down: "This is... too strong, right?"

Li Tiezhu smiled triumphantly, right? In exchange for IQ!

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