Earthy Superstar

　　 Li Tiezhu followed nine other handsome men and women on stage, and then naturally snatched all the focus. After all, today's Li Tiezhu's "yellow robe plus body" is hard to imagine not to be noticeable.

　　 Not to mention, this week, he has been the biggest hot spot, full of topics.

　　" Contestant Li Tiezhu, last time you dressed up as a migrant worker, today you are dressed up again, do you have any deep meaning?"

　　 The host suppressed a smile, and handed the microphone to Li Tiezhu, who was wearing a kangaroo takeaway suit.

Several players next to 　　 have begun to snicker.

　　 Li Tiezhu's gaze was dull: "The deep meaning is that the security did not let me enter the game. It was an idea given to me by a beautiful young lady. I pretended to be a takeaway. Your program group...not professional!"

　　 The corners of Zhao Liya who removes makeup in the background slightly raised her mouth, she was a little silly, and she had a good look.

　　 The host asked again: "Why won't the security let you in?"

Li Tiezhu: "Because my name is not on the promotion list. Today, my friend spent a thousand yuan to help me rent this suit and ordered 15 yuan of snail noodles. Even if I ate the snail noodles, this one thousand. , Is the program reimbursed?"

"Forehead…"

　　 The host is stunned, still reimbursement?

　　 Director Wang Zegang turned black.

to reimburse?

　　Don't talk about the audience on the scene or in front of the screen, the players on the stage have already laughed stumblingly, this guy should go to the "Happy Comedian".

"Report! Report!" The host wiped the sweat from his forehead. Fortunately, the director under the stage gave instructions, otherwise he would not know how to talk. , Participate in the race today, what song did you sing?"

　　 Li Tiezhu stayed for a while: "Huh?"

　　 Host: "What song did you sing today? What kind of song do you sing."

　　 Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "Ah...I forgot."

　　 "Can you forget the title of the song?"

　　 "No, I forgot to prepare a song. I am a bit busy moving bricks on the construction site these days, and I often work overtime..."

　　 "Puff, hem. You are on the construction site... No, what are you going to do? Choose a familiar song now?"

　　 The host is also trapped, is it true?

　　 Are the requirements of the program group so low now? Can migrant workers who move bricks on site enter the race? really? It must be fake!

　　 stunt!

　　 Li Tiezhu really forgot.

　　 At first, he thought about buying songs before the game, so as not to lose IQ early. Later, he was distracted by the plagiarism incident, and he was blocked by the security at the door...

　　 Li Tiezhu, who had a poor IQ, forgot to buy one.

　　 On the live broadcast screen, the barrage flew past rows:

　　 "Serious brother cowhide!"

　　 "A serious person never prepares."

　　 "Sing "A Man Like Me" again to guarantee promotion."

　　 "Jiubi has posted the composition manuscript on the Internet, dare you to sing?"

　　 "Anyway, Zheng Jing has become popular with his alternative dressing and plagiarism scandal!"

　　 "Spontly slap them in the face and write a song directly on the spot."

　　 "Do you think writing a song is like peeing? You can do it with one hand?"

　　 "One-handed driving is not safe!"

　　 "Who is a serious person who sings? They write songs on the spot."

　　 "Graduate students in the composition department call the insider."

At the scene, under the gaze of the host and the audience, Li Tiezhu suddenly became a little shy, his cheeks were a little red, and he said in shame: "Don't choose it. I don't usually listen to songs. I don't know many songs. Or, They sing first, I'll write a song next to me?"

　　 "Huh? Huh? Live music?"

　　 The host is going crazy, which company packs the earthy style? Don't bring such a blind Jiebao! What should I do if the ship capsizes?

　　 You dare to blow, we dare not believe it!

"hold head high."

　　 "Wow! It's really a live music composer, unbelievable, "Super Sound" has been six years, and this is the first one to compose live music..."

　　 "Will you host? Go to interview and interview others. Look at the aunts of the players next to you. The flowers are all gone. Also, I want to make new songs and watch to disturb me."

　　 Li Tiezhu is serious.

host:"…"

Barrage:

　　 "Auntie player?"

　　 "My decent brother is mighty, I will burn paper for you next year in Ching Ming!"

　　 "It's really a live composer, and it's amazing!"

　　 "Fuck! The prophet in front, I want to cut you! Really wrote it on the spot!"

　　Although the players are also eager to be interviewed, except for their serious brother Li Tiezhu, the other nine players are too serious and have no pitfalls, and the interview tastes like a grandiose.

　　 Soon, the order of the competition was determined, and the contestants went to the waiting area to take their seats.

　　 Halfway through removing the makeup, Zhao Liya sweated slightly on the palms of her hands. Isn't it? Write a song on the spot? Is serious brother so fierce? Obviously looks silly...

　　 The last set of competitions began.

　　 Because of the large number of people, the contestants in this round sang only half of the song, plus the judges’ comments, each contestant took almost two minutes.

　　 Li Tiezhu came in seventh place, which means that he only has twelve minutes to "write a song".

　　 The contestants sang on stage one by one, but the camera often fell on the face of Li Tiezhu sitting in the corner. Who made him pretend to be a force.

　　 In front of the camera, Li Tiezhu's eyes were dull and motionless.

Barrage:

　　 "I saw someone writing a song like this for the first time, laughing and crying o(╥﹏╥)o"

　　 "Can't you act like a bit?"

　　 "Isn't it just giving up?"

　　 "Do you really believe it? It is said that it was written on the spot, but it was actually prepared in advance."

　　 "It's just the routine of the program group, you will lose if you are serious!"

　　 "Hey, right? You don't really think that migrant workers can also write songs?"

　　 "Although the serious brother seems to be in a daze, I believe that he is concentrating on writing songs (dog head saves his life)."

　　 "Yes, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is by no means as simple as being in a daze!"

　　 "Listening to what you said, I also found that the expression in the eyes of the serious brother began to sharpen."

　　 a sharp egg.

　　 Li Tiezhu was just in a daze.

　　 After all, he doesn't know how to write songs and doesn't need to write songs, so he just spends his IQ points to buy it at the mall. However, these songs are too expensive, starting at five IQs per song.

　　 Besides, he needs at least one song to be in the top ten next time.

　　82-5-5=72

　　 Li Tiezhu hesitated. It is said that the average IQ of chimpanzees is 70. If this continues, the nature of the species has changed!

【Ding! 】

　　 [Host’s "lines" triggers a special offer, would you like to check it? 】

Um?

　　 Li Tiezhu is at a loss, is there still this function?

Check!

　　 [Because the host triggers a special mechanism, only 1 point of intelligence is required to purchase the lyrics of the associated track. Do you want to buy? 】

　　 Special offer mechanism? What the hell...

Yes.

　　 Li Tiezhu made a decisive decision.

　　 Don’t waste time thinking if you don’t have enough IQ. After all, most of the answers you get after thinking are wrong.

　　 Cheaper is fine.

【Ding! The purchase is successful! 】

　　 In Li Tiezhu's empty little head, the melody and lyrics of this song burst into his memory instantly.

　　 "It's pretty good, like a nursery rhyme."

　　 Li Tiezhu said to himself, that's it, anyway, a song bought with 5 points of intelligence may not be better.

　　 After the first six contestants finished singing, it was finally Li Tiezhu's turn.

　　 The host said: "Thank you for the excellent comments of the judges and the wonderful singing of the contestants. Next, I have the seventh contestant, Li Tiezhu, please come on stage."